Brandon's Chinese Freestyle from CKY movie

[bewlzebub]

Funny song but man that beat is sick

[BoatsNHosGuy]

damn bot gunna lie... im in love.... <3 1:21

[freshprinceoftj8]

Hahaha holy shit this was/is one of my favorite songs from back In the day, but I never knew who rapped it till a couple days ago... It's funnier now that I know who does it haha

[Barcslay]

where were the outside shots filmed with the mountain and river?

[defjux420]

EVERYBODY IN THE PHONEBOOK NAME CHANG!

[Babyygiirl623]

This Guy crack me up :) His awesome as fuck..

[DannyBoySP101]

dico is the man,he is better then dave england and danger ehren,he should have been in the jackass cast

[ProjectMaty]

@DannyBoySP101

he was in the jackass cast lol :)

[Barkstall001]

Anyone else see the tits? Why not flagged.... YOUTUBE PORN!!!!! YAY

[ProjectMaty]

@Barkstall001

cky2k < the whole thing in parts is uploaded check it out then you can really say that you watched porn on youtube haha :D

[bdela123]

Ho Chi Minh, Shoot a load on your chin.

hahaha

[yel0wfever]

u stole my lines wannabe azn bitch neega

[DC2Marcus]

My favoritest member of cky

[maddash24seven]

Watch this. I can tip toe while you take a piss. In my bathroom spy on you while your little boy shit.

[jr0014]

this guy is way better than eminem. fo real.

[PeacefulWarrior108]

fuck yeah! funny freestyle, titties, and memories

[gamersmartin]

Hit you in the balls. Only americans eat duck sauce!

[ilovegorillaz11]

1:07 my favorite part

[13krazykuz]

GREATES FREE-STYL EVER OF ALL FUCKING TIME...DUDE IS ALSO ONE OF THE SICKEST FREE-STYLERS YOU'LL EVER MEET...WELL YOU CAN'T MEET HIM NOW CUZ HE'S DEAD BUT YOU CATCH MY DRIFT..

[pasnydergsx]

@13krazykuz He's not dead

[AWESOMEsmiley10198]

@13krazykuz Ryan's the one who died, not Dico.

[ABSNproduction]

@AWESOMEsmiley10198 did dico die?

[AWESOMEsmiley10198]

@ABSNproduction Nup. Ryan's the one who died.

What is it with people thinking that Dico died???

[ABSNproduction]

@AWESOMEsmiley10198 is he dead?

[RascalFascal]

watched this 10 years ago.still laughing!!!

[RUSSxT]

ho chi min, shoot a load on your chin XD

[Mmmathers4]

Dico got some inspiration from Liu Kang in this one. He's a big MK fan.

[abuseofviolence]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA GREAT

[jkman10]

is this on itunes?

[WillardW0nka]

Jenn Rivell almost died laughing xD

[tenstones]

I can kick you higher than you can kick me...

[xblackjeepx]

1:35 YEAH

[J3LL13Z]

1:21 WHOOOIIIIIIYYAAAAAAAA xDDD

[FoMyMusic]

i realized that cky jackass and viva la bam were a big part to me growing up haha i actually kinda looked up to these guys

[FLCLFREAK1]

when hes doing his karate moves by the river he looks like gg allin haha

[Rekthief]

goddamn that shit blew away my whole city... lol

[duckyboy9]

1.36 tits boobs nips the baby milk makers

[colinwar]

check out their videos, they were more nuts than the jackass crew.

[MultiSinoda]

when he talks about yellow shit does he mean gold? : D

[rhart49]

Brandon is such a legend CKY2K ftw. I piss myself laughing everytime I hear this

[bricks63093]

Chick on the rite got big tits

[xrastinatora]

Is there instrumental, please !?

[minajes]

Dico always was my favorite.

[moviemakeral3x]

uhm boobs..

[samhatesham]

What instrumental is that

[Xblast25]

@BaconSquishy, ouch

[darkhawk07]

Girl in the white shirt didn't look very impressed but I bet he got the other girl that night.

[MuffinsVids]

volume 2 was my favorite

[OLYking69]

epic

[timcrim]

only americans eat duck sauce...hahaha

[Oriente7]

1:06 = more epic than all the lord of the rings combined

[wweisnumberone1]

Best Song Ever!!!



[frostedsn0w]

hes so smooth lol and is just fu kn around lol but still sounds good

[Xblast25]

26 people hit the gong with a bang.

[BaconSquishy]

@Xblast25 More like 26 people cant smoke a bong all night long

[SwaxMedia]

CLASSIC

[wildsville1]

erybody wanna c me break a leg lol

[roocilla96]

@caliballa009 HAHA

[gvsu12345]

I can kick you if you dont pay the bill..

[2011Einstein]

he freaking awesome

[caliballa009]

0:56 LOLLLL.

[dylanlalmalsawma]

sick beat lol

[bull068]

I like the part where he was being kinda racist.

[JIHADJESSE]

@bull068 lol epic.

[conorgilbride]

@bull068 which part is that its the whole song thats racist

[13XZero]

@conorgilbride *facepalm* That's the joke.

[SuperNimbus321]

Awesome!!!!

[ThePunchuintheeye]

1:33 TITS!

[trevman2012]

watch this, i can tiptoe while you take a piss, in my bathroom spy on you while your little boy takes a shit. best line

[JIHADJESSE]

@trevman2012 because you're a pedo.

[XvEsunavX]

all i know is its bams ex girlfriend. take it from there, bam is the biggest whiny bitch on the show. i never cared for him or his history, you think shes hot you figure it out. any chick whod be with him. im not interested in. she cry if she was with me. all im saying.

[WoodyWazEre]

who is the woman at 1:21???

[mcwaddle]

@WoodyWazEre im wondering too she looks like the pornstar bree olsen

[JIHADJESSE]

@WoodyWazEre his old gf jen

[ZABOOMAFOOB]

1:06 is the best lol

[TheMissJax]

this shits so hysterical! i need a man like that, such a stress reliever, keeps you laughing, hysterically!! hahahaha.. <3

[sk8erboy509]

Yes I would buy it too. Please do. lol. He is crazy funny!

[SuperGonjaguy]

this shit is fucking sick!!!!

[wcamify]

please put on itunes. i woulda totally buy this song.

[TheMamaJo85]

Bran can shoot a load on my chin.

[hungryteena]

HAHAHHAHA CHINESE ALL THE WAYYYYYYYYYY

[dubvvarren]

tits at 1:33



[Louisisaboss]

24 people dont wanna see his wang

[simerpreet11]

I tipy toe while your little boys take shit, lmfao the funniest line

[FnPwnage]

anybody know the beat he was rapping too?

[SimondoB]

Dico should have played Mad Murdock in the a team movie!!

[BwookieT]

I can do this entire song in just over a minute without swearing once, for the family ;D

[Rabthebest]

Sucks that real people like Brandon with real talent don't get a show.

[arex82]

I forgot all about this!! xD

I heard it yeeaarrss ago and never knew it was Dico - till now! Epic!!!!

[Toxic6sic6Maggot]

<3 fuckin' bomb

[kevinGvue]

REBEL!!!!

[Dericx11]

titttitesss

[PitOBodies]

IT's hard to believe this is a freestyle. Very impressive and hilarious.

[tienshenhan86]

That's my shit, thank you for posting!

[mychemicalkaty]

want my buffet?

you fucking gay

lmao

[boomheadshot246]

is this CkY 1 ???

[JDesole]

@boomheadshot246 its from cky2k

[ssksk8ers]

@boomheadshot246 cky2k

[hindle90009]

funny shit

[ferris5150]

watch this! i can tip toe while you take a piss!

in my bathroom, spy on you,

while your little boy shits!

hahaa

[snower5554]

watch this! i can tiptoe while you take a piss!

[MKEdubstep]

rope u up and put u in a bamboo cage and make u feel all my rage

[Jvergakis]

best part of song "watch this i can tip toe while you take a piss in my bathroom spy on you while your lil boy shits" ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheHeliHagrid]

Where's that waterfall?

[Jvergakis]

@TheHeliHagrid iceland

[WeCaredALot]

And if you want a little mint, that's 50 cent, bitch.

[spacecadet415]

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AHHHHH!!! lol

[isthiswhereitype1]

lol i remember this from years ago, ive still got it on VHS somewhere

[masterchris04]

ya dico is the shit

[TheUnknown1420]

LOL great song... ( &*rz )

[facistcanopener]

Dear Young Man,

You are okay. Your generation is a little askewed,

but you will be okay. I sense an attitude about your life, that is a little confused, angry, but justified. May you live long and prosper young man, your search for the good things in life has provided me, an old worn out house wife with some good entertainment.Thanks.

[WisconsinRebals2010]

Awesome, best song ever.

[npetrie76]

1:52 he says ho chi minh, who was the president of Vietnam, that's actually pretty intelligent.

[rolypolytrolly]

@npetrie76

I think most people know who he was.

[npetrie76]

eh i guess. still i never noticed him saying it.

[gookmarathon]

ho chi minh city

[krazy123kid]

yea brandon is fuckin smart as hell! i mean the lyrics actually make since if hes not bein random!

[isthiswhereitype1]

@npetrie76 lol ho chi minh, shoot a load on your chin lmao.

yeah he is a very clever guy, the lyrics are genius

[LouDogSC]

Damn whos the hella foxy blonde at 1:21 ?

[Slayer2k50]

loveee it

[pmanwolf]

fucking priceless

[malefic]

I really like the beat, actually, it's as good as the shit Kanye and Lil Wayne are using.

[JimTheMingebag]

Everybody's name in da phone book chang. wanna see mah wang?

[trevor7008]

0:59 BOOBIESSS!!!!

[Lechnio401]

Who wants to taste my general tso?

xD

[IIThesaviour]

Imma give it to you now.

[clone627]

Dico is probably one of the funniest people around, he should totally have his own tv skit show or something

[KutscherRolf]

@clone627 do you think a man with no hair can do that? xD

[KrakkaJax]

Damn. Almost a decade later, and this is still one of the best clips on the internet. Dico is legend!

[ygbbrazy]

haha, only americans eat duck sauce

[DesertEa9le]

this guy is crazy

[sirchompsalot]

That's fifty cent, bitch

[whoneedslove13]

hes pretty good at his kicks actually

[brian117972]

put you in a bamboo cage and make you feel all my rage haha

[chaddymufc]

Everyone in the phonebook named chang legend!

[homophobesrg4y]

years later and I still laugh every time, i can never make it past shoot a load on your chin without laughing

[TotalEclipse69]

haha o mann! i still remember every word to this songg! brings back memories

[funnyshit110]

does anyone know where i can download this

[homophobesrg4y]

limewire...

[fineartofdestruction]

ROFL! this is my ringtone! (made it for my iphone)

[TEHFAIBOX]

send to my email... so i can send to my phone lol

[dethpig420]

FUCK. I remember buying this shit when it came out, seeing this, and smokeing weed to it back in High school. Years later it's still pretty fucking funny and good. hahaha.

[evilmonkeyelf]

i love this song i still remember all the words from like ageesss ago

i really wanna download the cky movies again

[DerSuperJerome]

rather buy them

[p2owner]

buy them fool

[Zedacabra]

i can SMOKE A BONG AND CAN DO IT ALL NIGHT LONG

AND DONT MISTAKE ME FOR A VIETCONG

[platinumboi88]

lol i aint heard this shit in years, fuckin love it tho

[ryanwilton42]

heard that ^_^ long time since I heard this, never gets old lolz

[JadenWani7]

oh man i remember this dannggg the gooddd old days

[Happy22Pills]

I Have this Movie.

Its Amazing.

:]

[killatree7]

duuude. the last comment i posted had a remaining character count of 420 lmmfao.

[killatree7]

want my buffet? you fucking gay!

i'm so fucken high right now i could eat a star

[thebelieverJ]

get on my level

you cant get on my level

you gon need a space shuttle or a ladder thats forever

[nigganotnigger]

we are not the same i am a martian and hotter then summer rain like carl thomas

[soadsk8ordie]

im stoned lol

[sk8vids4you]

the girls are hot

[castingshade420]

ur gay

[goskate258]

yea i know right hes a fag

[nigganotnigger]

word thats they gayest shit i ever heard i guy saying that girls are hot wats this world coming too a man saying a girl is hot shame on him lol thats some funny shit

[RichardTiago]

"Watch this, I can tip-toe whilst you take a piss, in my bathroom, spy on you whilst your little boy shits, hoooooooyaaa!" - LMAO!

[DarkDragon430]

this song is fucking funny as hell

[Mstrofpuppets52]

i was high the first time i saw this, it blew my fucking mind!!!!

[coolestperson157139]

this is the best chairly southerly is gay

[AlucardTape]

Where can i download this form

[modeltheblonde]

Limewire

[yellowducati]

haha ho chi min shoot a load on ur chin lol i love dico nd the crew they should make annother cky

[cheezecakeV2]

I remember listening to this for the first time in a car. I think I ended up distracting the driver laughing so loud!

[Geeberz1]

haha, amazing!

[usuckemo]

lol1 fucking geniuse

[gcam831]

don't expect nothing for free at least from me, ching chang chewy

[CitricSavage]

fucking awesome

[fcuk666999]

ahhahaha!!! yea man funny as shit

[roh00002]

take a shit do a split have to go eat my shit kung fu

[montanez707]

Ho chi min, shoot a load on yo chin godamm that's a sin! hahaha!!! genius!

[sappingmysentry]

"make you feel all my rage"

[K0nV1cT420]

only americans eat duck sauce..