The Black Metal Blast Beat Instructional Video

[EdgeStormcrow]

i love the lean forward during the blast.. 

[KostaDimitrios]

shit head

[Arcty26]

hahaha awsome band names!!!!

when can I hear them live?? :D

[Oyashiroxxx]

I love how people get so butthurt over things like this. I thought the video was funny...

I find it funny how people are saying this sucks, and taking it so seriously. He's doing it on a toy drum kit of all things, of course it's not the best, how could it be?

[anarchy4sale]

wow, your skills go unmatched by any KVLT black metal band ive ever heard.

if you ever feel too good for at least one of those 300 bands and decide to leave, you know you got a spot here in miami.

keep it up !!!!!

[BlindedByFear]

@anarchy4sale Seeing as how I'm only 127 bands now, I might be able to make time for a band in Miami. I'm going to take a wild guess its probably a Thrash / Death band because those are the only ones that come out of that area.

[anarchy4sale]

@BlindedByFear Wow, I'm amazed. You are as wise as you are talented, that's EXACTLY what it is. So hit me up ASAP so that we can make the cover of Rolling Stone.

[Metalornothing1]

@anarchy4sale i realize this is one year old... but are you still with a band?

[bigchew14]

and you dont know what your doing haha

[bigchew14]

that sounds like shit and you shouldnt be considered as a drummer

those blastbeast sucked so bad

[333invader]

retard (:

[LordofKFC]

i lol'd

[niallyeah]

dude ur awesome, i think im the only one on here who understands and enjoys your humor

[alax19]

Indeed. A ton of morons with no sense of humor got megatrolled by this video.

[drummerfreak72]

oh my god u stupid fuck so fast it dosn't matter what ur playing? ur so stupid go buy a drum set and learn to play music and don't count on fast guitars and screaming to make it sound good maybe music would be an idea?

[6Death6Life6]

doesn't matter what you doing!OMG if this is NOT joke then go kill yourself :-D

[derekpharms17]

Wait...Dude I thought this was a joke...Dude check out my channel seriously u need some help lol

[freemyseveredheart]

this video is hilarious cause its not a joke haha

[138KongAtTheGates]

i love black metal and that shit was funny

[706AN]

Fuck You!

[MarauderKR]

so funny xD

gotta love the sentence: "first step of doing blast beats is you gotta be sooo fast so it doesnt even matter what youre doing" hehehe...

[MikeAGould]

shite

[MarauderKR]

i guess he just makes fun and he made me laugh tbh ;)

thinking blastbeats are easy to play wld be pathetic ;)

[Aodh666]

lol, good stuff, nice shirt btw

[bloodyfuton]

your vids are hilarious yo

[OversizedShirt]

you rock

[blunt1]

Of course we still have to post that this is funny and amazingly guys don't get it. As long as you live dude this is brilliant.

[truemetalist89]

omg...fuckin hillarious!!bravo

[Tibincrunch]

Freaking hilarious.

[Br00talman]

Lol WOW, are those Rock Band drum sticks?? Jesus, you fuckin blow.

[b1324]

is this a joke? sorry man dont mean to be rude but seriously.....rudiments.

[CrazyPeruvian92]

lol u suck

[666jony666]

in the first picture they had realy extreme pogo sticks lol

[Chaosgoat]

haha what a dork

[TruShortJap]

wow its soo amazing how much u SUCK learn ur rudiments first before attempting to do blast beats

[smoloier1]

Holy SHIT dude how'd you get those killer sounds out of that little drum machine. Come play for my band.

[BlindedByFear]

Sorry I'm in 300 other bands.

[smoloier1]

I'm sorry but make mine 301, your skill is unmatched in the WORLD, honestly. You're so fast, but so casual, that's the sign of a true musician.

[Tombking2]

Wow that's fucking gay, and you even listen too hammerfall and say grim and kvlt, that only reveals you suck

[TheTimetoKill6]

Oh gOd -.-'

[rikhorror]

go right to feed the sheeps....you fuck. HAIL TRUE BLACK METAL!

[Grstur]

LOL-this dude is total idiot...he and black metal like haven and hell!!!!!!!!!!

[Cripp3R]

is this a joke??? hahahahahahahahahahaha

[RILEYstreetMAGICIAn]

i know

[Dechristianizator]

only emptyhead americans could laugh to that

[karaokesteve]

hahahaha dude your amazing

[MoonlapseVertigo666]

HAIL FROM TABIT, CYNIC HERE.

Awesome videos man, ive been watching for years, and ive even seen them before i knew it was you from tabit, haha!

[HarvesterOfPuppets]

I hate it when videos have long pointless intros.

[imboblolgodie]

yer same...i almost clicked away frm it >_>

[undeadun]

It's something from Emperor's 'In the Nightside Eclipse'

[rubengrappig]

whats the song on the beginning of the vid?

[disGORGENment]

How about you kill yourself?

[slipknot9999555]

Your fucking gay.

[mrjack1214]

funny shit!!

[SWEDISHMETALLL]

ha ha ha ha...i can't believe people are commenting on this as if it's serious! "If you noticed, I did the fill...you probably didn't, because i'm going soooo fast!" nice work, man!

[bawls69]

AliceUnchained87 ??????

[ZanyAnton]

HAHAHAHAHAHahah!!!!

[dafunker00]

haha and some people thot it is serious

[shinydemon23]

dude, this is fucking hilarious, and these comments are making me laugh so hard i am almost crying

[Blastgrinder]

Its funny! I myself play a lot of blast beats, but I have never known the truth behind them until now! ;)

[doug666999]

i hate hammerfall

[sixfiveeight]

you sound like douchebag, you suck

[kritspoherson]

You are a dried up old piece of octogenerian testicle. If you are so Kvlt that you don't get satyr or humor, you can easily jump off a cliff for the rest of us.

[sixfiveeight]

you are full shit, that sucked

[cheesemaster92]

HAMMERFALL :P! :D

[matemanx]

Dissection is awesome. So is at the gates. Awesome.

[ollyhaze]

LOL AT YOU, any retard can learn that.

No skill what so ever.

[thekingdomofthedead]

well if your so good

show me what you can do

[SasukeNerd222]

I need your equipment, mine sucks.

[VenomCoB]

this is funny!!!!

[dafunker00]

hahaha

[scum626]

hahahahahahaha nigerloving homo

you suck balls

[HCbodom]

WTF?!!!!

[Sloobag]

hahahaha this is hilarious

[kraadaee]

this guys is a fucking pop, rap, nu-metal niggerloving homo. fucker, I fucked your mom and killed her afterwards

[Vascor]

Drummer of the fucking year, fuck all you morons.

[Psykojee]

lol i laughed when the guy said "you don't wanna sound like this", then he said "you wanna sound like this" and screwed the fill up =D

[williamgatesenson]

that was aweseom!

[sweatyrabbit]

he needs a real drumset to make a better video

[stoffzkee]

Awesome! 5 points!

[blacknapalm]

LOL, i don't know what is more entertaining...these comments or this video. keep it up. u should do joey jordison next. he has to be the most overrated drummer ever. sure, he's fast, but that's it. i love that he went to a jazz school, but only does bass rolls and sloppy blast beats. yay!

[phonebooth]

your a fucking retard

[NekroStevo]

Another absolute trash post.

[monchikless]

0_o jajajja jajajjajjjajajajajajajajajajaj­ajajajajajajajajaja

[SlitYourThroatz]

Wow...you have no skill/talent whatsoever, why are you idiots telling this guy to buy a drumset...he sucks ass!!!

[BlindedByFear]

You make a video, bitch.

[Lykanthrop616]

gaylord.

too poor to buy a real drum kit, huh?

bitch! go home and die!

[LordPlagous88]

dude i love this video man i love alot of metal bands but blast beats are just over done and not creative there isnt alot you can do with them....some, but not alot

[DeadTilMidnight]

HAHAHA! Blast Beats are fucking gay and simple. HammerFall is the shit

[KeysToMyGuitar]

i'm not a drummer but i'm not that stupid either.

[itagem]

Buy a real drum kit, idiot!

[Agentbromsnor]

You suck, just like your Hammerfail shirt.

[aafterlife]

i mean think >:|

i type to fast

[aafterlife]

thats funny i cant belive how many people thing your serious... or are you!?!?!

good video

[mayhemnecrobutcher]

LOL although i like black metal, you are hilarious man! and btw the real teckneke of doing the black metal beat is as hard as shit. good job on all your videos!

[ZoloftSmoothie]

a tip for doing awesome blast beats.. is that you have to go sooo fast, that it doesn't even matter what you're doing

[religiousMurder]

YOUR A FUCKING not realy cool guy that listens to black metal because well im not shure the one thing i do know is your video sucks NOW GET A KIT WITH YOUR MOTHERS FOOD STAMPS AND BUY A PANTERA RECORD AND STOP POSING IN SCHOOL BECUASE YOUR AN OUTCAST DO IT CUZ YOU SERIOUSLY HATE EVERY ONE AND KICK THE QUARTER-BACK IN YOUR HIGH SCHOOLS ASS AND DEVELOP A DRUG HABIT ---------JUST KIDING JUST GET A REAL DRUM SET CUZ ITS OBVIOUS THAT YOU REALLY WANT ONE

[surmtuleb21]

a black metal instructional with a hammerfall shirt.

what a moron

[julianjools]

funny

[Technologyisgay84]

you fucking suck dick you fucking cunt, looks like your going to pass out you pussy, if I ever see you do this in person, I will break your shins

[skidrowb15]

lmao haha that was so gay but funnny by the way hammerfalll fucking rocks the world

[bassmachine911]

This guy cant be being serious? if he is then get a real kit and stop trying to instruct people on how to do things when you cant do them yourself.

[MiasmaRising]

He's not. Its a running gag with a bunch of different genres.

[mandatorysuicyd]

I don't even know why you would bother with making a blast beat video for Black metal fans... You might as well have shown them how to use a drum machine. Most Black Metal drummers are terrible anyways.

[quequoi]

It's comedy, dudes..

[deathwalkingterror88]

Hopefully this kid gets aids and then a cure comes along but then one of the docs is an Emperor or Mayhem fan. The doc then refuses to treat him and sends him to a camp where he is raped constently with a mace soaked in pig shit. By the way great wallpaper i should have a picnic on eat while i eat your family, Have a good one. Death/Black Metal for life.

[brad97616]

dude you suck.

i had a drum set like that when i was 5.

you need to practice more.

[annihithrax]

Damn you are good comedian :)

[seeeingred]

hahaha so true.

[BannerOfBlasfemy]

hit the knife wich is pointed to the forehead. hit it with a hammer. duhhhh...

[TaMadrummer775]

Hahahahahahahaha, that was a great vid man. I learned so much.

[limbicD]

lollis;) Its sad to see that everybody misses your point. A nation of retarded onions. learn to swim

[aurochris]

all you people that hate on comments are dumbasses...because this is obviously a joke...and its pretty funny..haha

[Morcticiun]

Wie geil! löööl

[Braxmetal]

Kill yourself, this is EXTRA FAIL. God, I've been playing drums for like a year and I"m better than you. Don't make youtube videos of that.

[BlindedByFear]

You make a video then.

[newellpettenger]

Are you serious?

[BlindedByFear]

Yes.

[Arcto]

hes trying to suck his own dick while hes beating hahahaha

[BlindedByFear]

You try and play a drum set that low without hunching over.

[Arcto]

Drum set? Dont make me laugh. Thats just a piece of shit you probably paid 20 quid and a blowjob to a smack adict for.

[jinxer369]

dude...i mean it is a blast beat, but you shouldnt be teaching anyone shit with "doesnt really matter what your doing" hahaha

[TheForestEnds]

he's just spazzing. there's no continuity.

[BlindedByFear]

Are you that ignorant? Google the word "SATIRE".

[Arcto]

How about you google the term "Go fuck a lawnmower". People who take this music seriously have no time for assholes taking the piss. It would be ok to take the piss if you can actually play blast beats and then said so at the end. But the fact your a shit drummer playing on a "Kit" thats just an advanced version of pots and pans smacks at the faces of the rest of us real drummers. Go back to listening to linkin park you faggot. Hail satan

[thispagesux]

good work, now your good enough to blastbeat for metallica

[Arcto]

hahahaha, true. That guys a fucking dumbass

[Trojanman9999]

this is gay man you dont' knwo hw to do blast beats

[BlindedByFear]

u dnt knw ho0w 23 sp34ll

[apocalypsofacto]

This is like the gr1mmest and kvltest and tr00est and nekr0est thing ever!

lolZ!

[CannabisMix]

what are you doing? =/

you need a lot of power lol

[BlindedByFear]

As in....POWERRRRRRR METAL?!?!?!??

[DeReKisthepope]

LOL awesome

[pen15115]

wow.. dude pick a new hobby

[BlindedByFear]

Like your nose?

[4L73R3DB3A5T]

immortal w00t

[AvyScottandFlower]

is that the name of the song?

[ZanyAnton]

your funny and you like hammerfall, two good combinations!

[AvyScottandFlower]

any1knows the name of the song in the background @01:50??

[RASPUTINREDRUMS123]

VERY FUNNY!

[Deadbeans]

That was awesome lmao!!! I feel the same way. I can play them, but they annoy me to hear and play lol. Good job

[poopsnoop02]

fuck you homo

[BlindedByFear]

With a name like "poopsnoop", I will take that to heart.

[bike89]

you suck

[BlindedByFear]

Yes.

[99ManicDrummer99]

ehh, not bad. But i think "Tr00 KVLT" black metal fans do a good enough job making fun of themselves just by continuing to breathe.

[BlindedByFear]

Hear hear.

[stevenovey]

this is shittest thing i've ever seen... f**king incredible

[hansachi]

You suck ape shit, you idiot motherfucker..

[BlindedByFear]

You suck at throwing together a decent insult.

[res0r35y]

u look like the guy who plays spiderman

btw hes gay

[BlindedByFear]

I actually laughed at that.

[BannerOfBlasfemy]

take a hammer and beat your head. or better, put a knife between these two

[BlindedByFear]

Put a knife between what two?

[AnarchyBefallUs]

Bahahahahaha dude that was amazing. I love how these guys think it's an honest instructional video. Love the bands you were "in" by the way. I laughed my ass off.

[slyder1999]

this guy sucks he must be retarded "when your playin blast beats your goin so fast it doesnt really matter what your doin!!!!" hahahahah

[rbvzers]

sounds like shit

[BlindedByFear]

Almost like the incoherent words that fall out of your mouth.

[Technologyisgay84]

use your wrists more

[BlindedByFear]

I make the videos, not you.

[sjonneh]

you really can't play

[BlindedByFear]

Yes I can.

[sjonneh]

no you can't.

[asfatebecomes]

It has to be a joke, the sticks hit each other more than they hit the pad

[BlindedByFear]

That is a technique.

[windr90]

i love this video its so fking hilarious xD! Keep it up :)

[idreadthedays]

You suck! Try using some technique before using your ass and elbows!!

[BlindedByFear]

I can fart on a drum and call it music.

[idreadthedays]

Fair enough

[Contagion76]

now do it without sucking.

[BlindedByFear]

It helps me to sleep better at night knowing that you'll never have the amount of time you spent watching my videos back. Imagine all the productive things you could have done?

[lamedeeer123]

that was funny but blast beats are really hard and take alot of skill and control... so yeah it was funny how u made fun of it but still its not like its easy

[shacasha]

is this a joke?

[BlindedByFear]

It's just a reflection of your life, my friend.

[shacasha]

so....it is a joke

[BlindedByFear]

You got it. 8)

[tonyfan07]

yes mate, thats exactly right, if you dont play in time, nobody cares! timing was just invented for real musicians! Screw them.

fucking retard.

and, no it doesnt sound good.

and yes, i was being sarcastic.

and, learn some proper technique. i could kick your arse. but then again, i am good, and your not.

thomas lang could, well, hammer you.