Roseanne - 109 - Dan's Birthday Bash - Part 1

[Wizard488]

George Clooney? before fame?

[mykidsmaman]

Dan has always been my favorite character. He's the heart of the show and I always find him the funniest. John Goodman is the best because he makes Dan so lovable. He's a big man and tough but also a lovable teddy bear of a man. He can be intimidating but that's just because of his size. No other sitcom has come close to this show in how it's so real and deals with real life issues. Season 1 is my favorite. Thanks for posting this.

[SalvyNena702]

Hey it's the dad from Good Luck Charlie! My kids watch that.

[Tolphas]

DAN! You would have ravaged that guy! Why did you stop?!?!?!

[peypeyneekin]

@Tolphas he cant hear you

[mizMcAllister]

@peypeyneekin lol!

[Tolphas]

@peypeyneekin Thanks for pointing that out, CAPTAIN OBVIOUS

[peypeyneekin]

@Tolphas lol well dont say stupid ass things

[Tolphas]

@peypeyneekin Do you have a problem with ME? Do you think I was trying to talk to John Goodman in hopes that he would reply? You, my friend, are stupid.

[Tolphas]

@peypeyneekin I could say something about your stupid a** videos but I am not that kind of person, unlike you

[peypeyneekin]

@Tolphas lol say what u want it doesnt bother me

[Tolphas]

@peypeyneekin If it didn't bother you then you wouldnt have taken your time to reply to me.

[peypeyneekin]

@Tolphas um i have a life and im doing other things. i dont sit on youtube all day and wait for ppl to reply to me.

[Tolphas]

@peypeyneekin I'm not sitting on Youtube replying to you. I'm watching videos and my email alerts make sound everytime to reply

[peypeyneekin]

@Tolphas then quit replying

[Tolphas]

@peypeyneekin Come at me bro

[Tolphas]

Lol Dan is who made the show possible. Without John Goodman there will be no "real" Dan

[basiacomeout]

Dan kicked his ass!

[thegame2011able]

Dan vs Thor

[skavien100]

press 3 for no! sorry for the other those are typos lol

[skavien100]

press 3 for no!

[skavien100]

press 4 for no!

[skavien100]

press 5 for no!

[neosoc]

I still can't believe that people would rather watch drek like Two and a Half Men over this...

[Stemerho]

Why would anyone pick a fight with Dan? He's a beast.

[ccai6]

man, booker (george clooney) sooo hot !!!!!!!!!

[starrocket666]

@ccai6 He was grogeous....

[silveraldo2015]

i love the part were Dan asked if he had to eat the breakfast the kids made....so so so real i do it every year. and my husband asks the same thing

[momintex09]

see thats where roseannes character n i differ. dan tried as nice as he could be before he wanted to fight that guy (in defending himself) i would have let my man kick his butt!!! dan's right he was just drunk and defending himself. yeah he made a promise but its called exception to the rule

[CrazyPockyJunkie]

lmao dwights a pussy

[rani1223]

George Clooney!

[zimmcat]

haha dan got chumped

[tiastits]

"If you're a very good boy!" Hahahaha, I die!!

[RaptorLuv]

@tiastits my family is similar i remember recycling gifts liek that when i was little LOL so i can relate, yeah that part was cute

[Algernon483]

lol dan got HIS hammer from DJ :D:D that's sweet :D

[brokendisaster]

this is at least like teh 5th episode so far that dan's mentioned corn........ wtf is up with that lol

[rani1223]

@brokendisaster What are you talking about?! He talks about corn in EVERY SINGLE episode!

[ifuseekamy]

What a piece of shit. I thought in a public place such as a bar, you could talk as much and as loud as you wanted.

[CandyCoatedCrystal22]

Man, I would've shoved that pool stick up that guy's ass, the JERK.

[cavecandle31]

One of the best shows ever, gawd I feel better after I watch this show and you know, The roseane show won the "Innovator" award from TVland back in 08. She has alot of respect from stand-up comedians and especially women. She helped out alot of actors who started on her show including th enew becky sarah chalke I think was her name who later went on to "scrubs"

[GallegoNights]

I love how in all the season openers everyone is shoving DJ away xD

GET OUTTA HERE KID!

[DowneyAdmirer]

John Goodman is love.

[tobiasoswald]

wasnt the blonde guy from robin hood men in tights?

[wanderlust867]

OMG! I think he totally was! He played Little John right? lol. Mel Brooks was a movie making God.

[kirab07]

@tobiasoswald yeah he was in robin hood men in tights! Wow i just realized that

[breana1965]

WOOWW.. if i were Roseanne watching my hubby get a hard time from some jerk face especially on his birthday, it would be me throwing punches.

[JayLo082606]

All of the outdoor shots were filmed in Evansville, IN - my hometown - so when she said Franklin St.....it's just really weird.

[ZivWar]

6:41 xD Love that look from Dan

[sgtforge21]

lol cute "its my hammer"

[boingokky]

"Do I still get to have my grown up party tonight at the lobo lounge?"

"If you're a very good boy!"

"HACHA!!!"

[Sonnythemobster]

john goodman is the best

[alitam219]

What the hell is Fabio's problem?

[skylur44]

I know this is a TV show, but I really hate that guy. He just LOOKS like a jerk.

[PostRockIsAGenre]

It's so adorable when DJ gives Dan his own hammer for a birthday present.

[EmmerLove]

i love dan :)

[Metalitron12]

I fucking hate people like that. They hate there lives so they try and make everyone else's miserable because of it.

Well guess what. I'm single and don't have kids. So if I meat you at a bar and you treat people with no respect motherfucker. I'll nut crack your skull open on the pool table.

Fuck that guy in the ass hard. By the way. Dan would have one that fight anyway.

[ShawnoftheDay]

one that fight?

[Metalitron12]

sure correct my grammar. lol your just like him.

jk

[wetwater2001]

I love the way you managed to defile the English language, while not coming off like a 7-year old.

[alitam219]

Well said. And your grammar and spelling is just as good!

[budmanuk]

WOW... look at George Clooney!!!  05:56

[reapersfriend44]

steriod*

[reapersfriend44]

GET 'EM DAN

phst... dan could take the sterios monkey any time xD

[erzebetb]

i wanna marry dan conner

[misterroyaltee]

they look like a real couple they have great chemistry

[RickyleeTv]

flash back

[SamanthaVoorhees]

Dan sounds so stupid when he acts like a dog!!

[Cookisdwewe]

They must have been hard pushed to find someone who looked like they could believably take on John Goodman!

Also, Dan's fight with him was clearly not over the quarter as people are saying. It was about that guy trying to pick a fight with Dan and being an ass! Don't poke the bear!

[qbqoqbqshark]

I love Dan.

[iMasticate]

What an asshole.

[iloveyourstory]

Its all jazzy lol

[freedom3001]

Any man would do as Dan did. There is NO shame in fighting when you are pushed hard enough.

[godsfiddler]

Over a measly quarter..uh huh. A real man would have walked away to avoid causing a scene and avoid going to the ER.

[ghanboy]

Well, he did walk away. Yeah, he shoved the guy, but he could have continued to fight over the pool table after that. But he walked away.

[AoCranger]

Dan should of sat on him!

[TheShatnerMan31]

LOL yeah! Dan is The Man!

[NancyNarcotics]

quite frankly its bigger then a quarter its about pride,maybe its not right to fight but its in our blood to defend ourselves

[abrcrmbynfthch]

BEATLES!! love themm

[Dylanfanh61]

watching roseanne always makes me think that they don't make sitcoms like they used to.

[navajo002]

this is one of my favorite episodes

[musicaltheatergeek79]

LOL! DJ's "gift" reminds me of when my little sister wrapped one of her stuffed toys and gave it to my little brother one Christmas. They were 5 and 4, respectively.

[jimmycee087]

one of the best episodes

[Ztipis]

I agree..one of the more dramatic and well written episodes..John Goodman is perfectly cast as the gruff yet loveable Dan Conner. When they almost fight, you could see a bit of Dans past..his rebellious, preparenthood days.

[ghanboy]

True. It seems though as the series went on, he seemed more mature and more fatherly(and husbandly).

[HorrormovieQueen]

man if only we could round up all the men like bobo and throw them in a pit of acid

[skylur44]

What a geek, hate guys like that, hopefully he was seriously injured when Dan flattened him.

[bigpoppachuck]

bobo looks like barry windham on steroids

[yonkeykong420]

haha thats funny yeah he does...even though im sure barry did steroids back in the day but he does look alot like him

[chairlover721]

Dan's character is the only one on this show that never changed

[hatgirl09]

@chairlover721 he was perfect the way he was, anyway :)

[radiohead1993111]

@chairlover721 davids didn't really change either.

[starrocket666]

@chairlover721 So true.I wish roseanne would stayed true and down to earth.I think when she had her face all redone along with her boob's,she must of lost the spark she had that originally shot the show straight to the top.I love the first 3 season's,after that the show's spark went down every year.It became so fake and corny.I always get exicted when i see these episode's coming on tv,but not the other one's.Roseanne was way dinfferent after the 4th season.Stay real it work's.

[unbeknownist]

@chairlover721

and nobody ever realized that the unknown "tough guy" Dan knocks out is professional wrestler Kendall Windham, brother of Barry and son of Blackjack Mulligan. Dan's one of the best sitcom characters ever.

[SPINOSAURUSKING]

Becky:Yeah that sounds great! Yeah I'll ask my Mom and call you back. Alright. Roseanne:No. Becky:You didn't even know what I was going to say. Roseanne:Okay what? Becky:That was Chip. Roseanne:No! Becky:He wants me to have dinner over at his house tommorow. Roseanne:No! Becky:He lives on franklen street in a really nice house. Roseanne:Oh okay. XDDD!!!

[HorrormovieQueen]

Dan was in the right that guy was just asking for trouble

[me2wonder]

not if it was a promise to his wife! Besides you cant just beat people up, because they are jerks!

[l2duis]

Bobo...LOL.

[HorrormovieQueen]

what a name huh lol

[TwentyEightDaysLater]

I love how Clooney's just standing back.

[6151RichmondStreet]

Dj was so cute!

[AtenRa]

So was Clooney!