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  • lol ov olocaust

  • Now that what I call a Kvlt Classic!

  • 0:30 obviously the singer is pissed because he can't wipe his own ass.

  • Stupid ass fuck

  • Morbid anal fog.

    Thought it was goregrind...

  • I actually kinda liked the beginning. hilarious vid though. Well done.

  • Seriously hilarious and the intro riff is seriously awesome. Can't believe how many people think that this is serious.

  • 1:46 and 1:51 LAWL

  • "AAAAABABABABABABABABABABABBA A ABANA BABA ABABABABABABABAB!!!!!!!!!!!" *blast beat*

  • I wonder if all of these parks in Norway have signs saying "NO FILMING BLACK METAL MUSIC VIDEOS HERE". Lol, honestly, half of all black metal videos are filmed in the woods. I wonder if they all have a timeshare there.

  • still better than most bands on the radio

  • ni har dåliga komentarer dudes XD

  • gayest fuckin' shit ever just a buch of fat old fags ;D

  • Lol, the intro is still pretty bad ass.

  • HAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAH­AHAH

  • Can someone send me the lyrics?

  • Intro is so catchy, no joke.

  • Are they being serious or just trollin?????

  • 0.25

    True, raw hatred is born ! :D

  • 1) People, PLEASE, it is very, VERY obviously a joke. A hilarious one at that.

    2) The intro riff is still RAD AS FUCK

  • How does someone even take this seriously?

    LMAO this was just too funny. To think people actually listen to this crap is ridiculous.

    You have to be really fucked in the head to like shit like this. I like death metal but this here is just disturbing xD

  • @xPrizeRebelGuyx this is a parody, its meant to be bad ;)

  • is this a joke?

  • This was so hilarious! I haven't seen it in years, and then I watched it again and I was in tears it was so funny!

  • WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN-

  • I cannot believe the number of people in the comment section who think this is a srs trve kvlt song. Retards, I swear.

  • this is tr00 kvlt black metal

  • this music sucks...truly metal bands are Iron Maiden, Black Sabbath not Morbid Angel or this crap band...

  • @SuperAssassin007 you dont get the humor :)

  • @SuperAssassin007 It's obviously a joke.

  • @SuperAssassin007 (The Most Famous True Black Metal Band Ever) learn to read. Black sabbath is about as hard as the doors. Iron maiden I do like but they are also not black metal. Don't suggest bands that are not even the same genera It just makes you look uneducated about music. Everyone likes what they like and is entitled to listen to it. I know you hate it, (personally I didn't like it either :p) but to some people its the best thing they have ever herd. Don't be a music "racist" lol

  • @ghettochildusa He said truly metal, not black metal. Just saying. Kinda makes your point moot. Also, without those bands, ESPECIALLY Sabbath, black metal, death metal, or any other incarnation wouldn't exist.

  • @GiantAssSideburns Thats a wild assumption to assume that a form of music would of never came about if not for some bands. New music is created in the basement of someone's house every day. Its like saying if the first human to make a wheel didn't do so then humanity would of never figured out the wheel.

  • @SuperAssassin007 Stop trolling kido,people have different tastes in music

  • omg what posers...

  • @SuperAssassin007 God I hope you're not serious.

  • 1:44 hahaha

  • I'm confused...are they being funny or serious???

  • excellent shit hail to the lord

  • 1:53 they dont know if they should put grim hand signs up or down

  • I'M SO BLACK METAL I VOMIT BATCUM !!

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  • i listen to this while i brush my teeth every morning

  • piece of shit...

  • 8=======D((

  • this track very good for sanremo

  • How do people not realize this is a parody?

    Idiots.

    This video kicks ass.

  • @IamLiberation if someone doesn't get the parody from this, the person must be really retarded.

    and I agree this vid kicks ass!

  • @IamLiberation I think it's a Poe's Law situation.

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. HA.

  • Black Metal Donald Duck

    hahahahahahahahahaha

  • Lyrics please? I want to sing this at home.

  • @EuropeanPride1411 BLEHHHHHHHHHHH, REHHHHHHHHHHHH, TURRRRRRRRRRRRRD, BLUGHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

  • @EuropeanPride1411 These lyrics and melodies may change the world someday. :p

  • @EuropeanPride1411 i want to sing this at sunday school.

  • @EuropeanPride1411 the lyrics are actually pretty simple: Verse 1: ARRRRRRAGUGGGHGAUGGGGGAAARR RWK DWA DWA DWA DAAAAH DDAAAHDAA GWAAAAARGAggaGAG Chorus: URGURGURGURGURG AGAgAAGAGAAGA uRGGG hURAHURAHRUARH ARRRUGHG HuuuAhR RAURRARHRURAU Verse 2: hsISHFisHE SOL DUDAHOL HDUHSUHUS AMINRIATHAIHTIWI AMY LEE HUUUUUGURRRHG UGGGHHHHHARA
  • @GiftofSin You need to listen closer. Verse 2 is actually: RRAWWWWRRARARARARAEEEEEAAAAUUU­U!

    RAAARRAAAADREEEAAAAARAAAAAREEE­EREEEEWWW!

  • @EuropeanPride1411 DADADADADADADADA (repeat).

  • He sounds like Beavis, the almighty Cornholio.

  • hail!

  • que gordos jajajajaj

  • :D funny boys

  • faggots

  • I wanna play in the forest now after watching this.

  • why was this made?

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  • lololol

  • Hail Morbid Anal Fog!!!

  • kvltest titties evar

  • ....I cannot believe I Just watched that. WHAT THE FUCK? Fat guy...running around...."RARARARARARARARARAR­RAAARARARARA*swirls hair*RRRAARARARARARARARARAAAAR­ARRARRAA*waves spikey arms around*RRARARARARARARARARARARA­RARAR" I'm going to have fucking nightmares.

  • This sounds like a joke. Is it supposed to be a BM parody, or something?

  • @Googoie Yes, they are a parody band....or areeeee they just TRVE?!?! MORBID ANAL FOG IS JUST FVCKING KVLT

  • TROO!!!

    Who needs stuff like production values, skill, a decent editing budget, or even amps when you look this cool!!!

    KVLT!!!

  • Gone go home.

  • It's fucking terrible. Nuff said.

  • im really hoping this band is just a joke, cause if this is serious shit, im going to have to kick baby pandas off of mountains after watching them get sexually harrassed by jabba the hut

  • no... just no...

  • This is TRVE .Hail the mighty Anal Fog are they not together anymore.Was this the original singer who committed suicide with the fan.One of my favorite bands of all time.A black metal video in the sunshine only Dead of Mayhem had the vision to do something like that truly TRVE.

  • this sucks

  • @Zcarpfaize So does your mum!

  • @TheRippingCorpse meh...

  • I wonder what Beavis and Butthead would have thought of this.

  • Carbohydrates of SATAN!

  • thi is scary

  • to rindo pra caralho aqui

    hauhauhauauuhauhaa

    uuuuuuuuuaaaaaaaaaaaauuuaauaua­huahuahua

    like my dog!

  • assburgers from hell

  • you are supposed to eat only 1 mushroom

  • @ws022370 Ok...that is, like, one of my favorite comments ever...hee...

  • @straighteningsharks, Thanks, I had forgotten about this one.

  • @ws022370 Yeah, I'll bet you come up with em, a lot, sometimes...too funny...

  • The best true black metal band ever!

  • fake

  • The power of christ compels you.....the power of christ compels you

  • low buget video good music tho

  • What the fudge did i just watch

    lol

  • This is Black Metal joke :-)) :-DD

  • @666eidos nah their music is quite serious

    but their video's... well they made them for the lulz :P

  • What the fuck??

  • What the fuck!

  • 1:41 men boobs o0

  • awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward

  • true black metal pure fuckind metal yheaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa muajajajajajajajjaja

  • LOVE the fat guy with the keyboard

  • LOVE the fat guy with the keyboard

  • This is TRUE BLACK METAL!

  • lol

  • Whoever likes this, can join this band in a Mental Shift.

  • i had the shoes the drummer is wearing in like 9th grade, lol

  • P-M-S-L awesome. GO LADS GO!

  • i dont care about opinion and all that boring shit'

    if you like this song you're a dumbcunt

  • the combined power of black-metal and assburgers-syndrome, rock on! :D

  • lol, at first it looked like it was gonna be a nature documentery

  • Without the video, this is actually a pretty sick song.

  • I'm sorry I watched that

  • They kids should stay off the drugs. Invest in a gym membership. Take music classes.

  • i'm just waiting to see some fat mom with a fanny pack pushing a stroller in the background. it's so funny to me just how evil and intimidating these suburban tools think they are. unless this is a joke. which i REALLY hope it is, because if this goes on too long they're going to get their asses beat. probably by a hippie. that's how annoying this is. a hippie. a peace loving seeker of spiritual truth and beauty... would snap and beat them to death with a squirrel.

  • LOL

  • GOOSEBUMPS

  • Epic lol

  • THIS MUST BE A JOKE! HAHAAAA lol

  • Flawless Victory.

  • Slipknot is the most tr00 black metal band evar. MOAR!!!!!

  • @spicyMcHAGGIS9green if your serious your the gayest. slipknot is pop. Look up Bilskirnir-Furor on youtube if you want to hear BM retard.

  • @spicyMcHAGGIS9green lol slipknot is a nu metal band not black :D:D

  • gotta love that rockin' drummer...

  • haha Mystifier the true black metal band xD

  • Jajajaja, I hope some of the fans of "true" black metal watch this video and realize that it´s so easy to explain this crap when you think about the phrase: It's the same thing as "true" black metal and "false" black metal: a lot of people with too much spare time and too few ideas of their own.

    This was said by Quorthon (Bathory) in an intervew whith Maelstrom in 2003, a few months before his death.

  • @MargaritaAbril

    Because that Quorthon said that, its true? Dont u got your own opinion? Its like Stalin said Death solves all the problems, no man , no problem...get the point. And this is my opinion: Im tired of this "black metal" shit, its Music! And this video is Scheisse !!!!

  • hahahahahaha biggest fail ever!!!!!!!!!

  • All said it really isn't terrible music...but gorram, this is fucking funny.

  • rofl i couldnt breath when the vocal came in

  • Some nice squating going on here.

  • well this is crap.

  • watch and learn varg

  • I refuse to believe this band takes themselves seriously. Nobody can make something this laughable on purpose.

  • So hardcore...

  • RAAAAAAAA

  • RAAAAAAAA

  • I still like the progression

  • PURE SATANIC MAYHEM!

  • 1:51 What. Lol

  • What the fuck.

  • Playing in the forest, hardcore.

  • don't be jealous of the grimness, people

  • true gay metal...............really poor guys

  • @ JURI 771 you are gay you little FASCHO and Hinterlader

  • true as fuck

  • Just annoyingly crappy until about 1:20 when the video picks up. Sadly, I had already voted 1 stars.

  • it's bright out, totally fake. good music, but the video is totally gay.

  • LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • fat fuck mania.

  • holy fuck LMFAO

  • lmao funny as shit

  • HAhahaha. Sind wir hier bei Saw 6 oder was geht ab?! xD

  • HAhaha it's actually good.

  • ????????????????????? it´s a joke?

  • influences: immortal, satyricon, bacon

  • Lame LARP shit but still better than what i could do =)

  • lololololololololol

  • stay metal, \m/

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  • @bockigoth 1 rule "how to be a faggot"

    Make a youtube channel and name it "bockigoth"..

    I don't wish good luck...You already have it...

  • lol this still makes me lol

  • blak metvl is my life

  • lol

  • =))))))))))))))))))))

  • lol guys there just a spoof of black metal i love em because of that, read their myspace its hilarious

  • tr00 kvlt

  • BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

  • WTF lol

  • After watching that, I want their anal fog