I wonder if all of these parks in Norway have signs saying "NO FILMING BLACK METAL MUSIC VIDEOS HERE". Lol, honestly, half of all black metal videos are filmed in the woods. I wonder if they all have a timeshare there.
@SuperAssassin007 (The Most Famous True Black Metal Band Ever) learn to read. Black sabbath is about as hard as the doors. Iron maiden I do like but they are also not black metal. Don't suggest bands that are not even the same genera It just makes you look uneducated about music. Everyone likes what they like and is entitled to listen to it. I know you hate it, (personally I didn't like it either :p) but to some people its the best thing they have ever herd. Don't be a music "racist" lol
@ghettochildusa He said truly metal, not black metal. Just saying. Kinda makes your point moot. Also, without those bands, ESPECIALLY Sabbath, black metal, death metal, or any other incarnation wouldn't exist.
@GiantAssSideburns Thats a wild assumption to assume that a form of music would of never came about if not for some bands. New music is created in the basement of someone's house every day. Its like saying if the first human to make a wheel didn't do so then humanity would of never figured out the wheel.
....I cannot believe I Just watched that. WHAT THE FUCK? Fat guy...running around...."RARARARARARARARARARRAAARARARARA*swirls hair*RRRAARARARARARARARARAAAARARRARRAA*waves spikey arms around*RRARARARARARARARARARARARARAR" I'm going to have fucking nightmares.
im really hoping this band is just a joke, cause if this is serious shit, im going to have to kick baby pandas off of mountains after watching them get sexually harrassed by jabba the hut
This is TRVE .Hail the mighty Anal Fog are they not together anymore.Was this the original singer who committed suicide with the fan.One of my favorite bands of all time.A black metal video in the sunshine only Dead of Mayhem had the vision to do something like that truly TRVE.
i'm just waiting to see some fat mom with a fanny pack pushing a stroller in the background. it's so funny to me just how evil and intimidating these suburban tools think they are. unless this is a joke. which i REALLY hope it is, because if this goes on too long they're going to get their asses beat. probably by a hippie. that's how annoying this is. a hippie. a peace loving seeker of spiritual truth and beauty... would snap and beat them to death with a squirrel.
Jajajaja, I hope some of the fans of "true" black metal watch this video and realize that it´s so easy to explain this crap when you think about the phrase: It's the same thing as "true" black metal and "false" black metal: a lot of people with too much spare time and too few ideas of their own.
This was said by Quorthon (Bathory) in an intervew whith Maelstrom in 2003, a few months before his death.
Because that Quorthon said that, its true? Dont u got your own opinion? Its like Stalin said Death solves all the problems, no man , no problem...get the point. And this is my opinion: Im tired of this "black metal" shit, its Music! And this video is Scheisse !!!!
lol ov olocaust
JavsOfficial 1 week ago
Now that what I call a Kvlt Classic!
SOPAonarope 1 month ago
0:30 obviously the singer is pissed because he can't wipe his own ass.
discoshallriseagain 1 month ago
Stupid ass fuck
LovelySinner666 2 months ago
Morbid anal fog.
Thought it was goregrind...
redneckdipper1337 3 months ago
I actually kinda liked the beginning. hilarious vid though. Well done.
jtwidmer 3 months ago
Seriously hilarious and the intro riff is seriously awesome. Can't believe how many people think that this is serious.
seaofseeof 5 months ago
1:46 and 1:51 LAWL
hiks45 5 months ago
"AAAAABABABABABABABABABABABBA A ABANA BABA ABABABABABABABAB!!!!!!!!!!!" *blast beat*
TheMessengersCree 5 months ago
I wonder if all of these parks in Norway have signs saying "NO FILMING BLACK METAL MUSIC VIDEOS HERE". Lol, honestly, half of all black metal videos are filmed in the woods. I wonder if they all have a timeshare there.
PassTheCemeteryGates 5 months ago
still better than most bands on the radio
Haloman777 5 months ago
ni har dåliga komentarer dudes XD
Metalwilly1 5 months ago
gayest fuckin' shit ever just a buch of fat old fags ;D
redeyes1277 6 months ago
Lol, the intro is still pretty bad ass.
andrew12awesome 6 months ago
HAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
jameslo93 6 months ago in playlist funny
Can someone send me the lyrics?
BassManCoopz 6 months ago
Intro is so catchy, no joke.
BongHitterification 6 months ago
Are they being serious or just trollin?????
BiggyNik 7 months ago
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0:25
True, raw hatred is born ! :D
patridas 7 months ago
0.25
True, raw hatred is born ! :D
patridas 7 months ago
1) People, PLEASE, it is very, VERY obviously a joke. A hilarious one at that.
2) The intro riff is still RAD AS FUCK
seaofseeof 7 months ago
How does someone even take this seriously?
LMAO this was just too funny. To think people actually listen to this crap is ridiculous.
You have to be really fucked in the head to like shit like this. I like death metal but this here is just disturbing xD
xPrizeRebelGuyx 7 months ago
@xPrizeRebelGuyx this is a parody, its meant to be bad ;)
mysteryrocker123 5 months ago
is this a joke?
xfromtheshallows13x 7 months ago
This was so hilarious! I haven't seen it in years, and then I watched it again and I was in tears it was so funny!
PirateOfTheInternet 8 months ago
WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN-
vanhalen101492 8 months ago
I cannot believe the number of people in the comment section who think this is a srs trve kvlt song. Retards, I swear.
Mordocyanide 8 months ago
this is tr00 kvlt black metal
eyehategod666 8 months ago
this music sucks...truly metal bands are Iron Maiden, Black Sabbath not Morbid Angel or this crap band...
SuperAssassin007 8 months ago 2
@SuperAssassin007 you dont get the humor :)
lupitlupitan 8 months ago
@SuperAssassin007 It's obviously a joke.
squiresuzuki 8 months ago
@SuperAssassin007 (The Most Famous True Black Metal Band Ever) learn to read. Black sabbath is about as hard as the doors. Iron maiden I do like but they are also not black metal. Don't suggest bands that are not even the same genera It just makes you look uneducated about music. Everyone likes what they like and is entitled to listen to it. I know you hate it, (personally I didn't like it either :p) but to some people its the best thing they have ever herd. Don't be a music "racist" lol
ghettochildusa 4 months ago
@ghettochildusa He said truly metal, not black metal. Just saying. Kinda makes your point moot. Also, without those bands, ESPECIALLY Sabbath, black metal, death metal, or any other incarnation wouldn't exist.
GiantAssSideburns 4 months ago
@GiantAssSideburns Thats a wild assumption to assume that a form of music would of never came about if not for some bands. New music is created in the basement of someone's house every day. Its like saying if the first human to make a wheel didn't do so then humanity would of never figured out the wheel.
ghettochildusa 4 months ago
@SuperAssassin007 Stop trolling kido,people have different tastes in music
TheLordOmen 4 months ago
omg what posers...
SuperAssassin007 8 months ago
@SuperAssassin007 God I hope you're not serious.
oblivionspawn07 8 months ago
1:44 hahaha
dostrum57 9 months ago
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i find it difficult to masturbate to this
TheMrDonno 10 months ago
I'm confused...are they being funny or serious???
dakraka 10 months ago
excellent shit hail to the lord
oinkingmaster01 10 months ago
1:53 they dont know if they should put grim hand signs up or down
arkonastriborg123 10 months ago
I'M SO BLACK METAL I VOMIT BATCUM !!
teufelsraven 10 months ago
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oMrM4G1Co 10 months ago
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im telling you right now i like the riff
brandokilla1 11 months ago
i listen to this while i brush my teeth every morning
MetalMarcMoxley 11 months ago
piece of shit...
SpamThisPage 11 months ago
8=======D((
gerryisnotfunny 11 months ago
this track very good for sanremo
tinozza 11 months ago
How do people not realize this is a parody?
Idiots.
This video kicks ass.
IamLiberation 1 year ago 8
@IamLiberation if someone doesn't get the parody from this, the person must be really retarded.
and I agree this vid kicks ass!
DemonicChrist66 11 months ago
@IamLiberation I think it's a Poe's Law situation.
MusicMissionary 2 months ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. HA.
Geowzz 1 year ago
Black Metal Donald Duck
hahahahahahahahahaha
silvergunsrocks 1 year ago
Lyrics please? I want to sing this at home.
EuropeanPride1411 1 year ago 38
@EuropeanPride1411 BLEHHHHHHHHHHH, REHHHHHHHHHHHH, TURRRRRRRRRRRRRD, BLUGHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
Mordocyanide 8 months ago
@EuropeanPride1411 These lyrics and melodies may change the world someday. :p
PatAaron519 6 months ago
@EuropeanPride1411 i want to sing this at sunday school.
marilynknotborgir 5 months ago
GiftofSin 4 months ago 3
@GiftofSin You need to listen closer. Verse 2 is actually: RRAWWWWRRARARARARAEEEEEAAAAUUUU!
RAAARRAAAADREEEAAAAARAAAAAREEEEREEEEWWW!
VeloMister 4 months ago
@EuropeanPride1411 DADADADADADADADA (repeat).
KungFuRascals3 2 months ago
He sounds like Beavis, the almighty Cornholio.
r3ini 1 year ago
hail!
Elvis1237 1 year ago
que gordos jajajajaj
davyd2385 1 year ago
:D funny boys
anotherremovednick 1 year ago
faggots
NeoXNemesis 1 year ago
I wanna play in the forest now after watching this.
bieberhaterforever1 1 year ago
why was this made?
thedarkwarlord999 1 year ago
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bieberhaterforever1 1 year ago
lololol
RaDiCaLRyAn69 1 year ago
Hail Morbid Anal Fog!!!
ViMiPaSe 1 year ago
kvltest titties evar
Arthur1223 1 year ago
....I cannot believe I Just watched that. WHAT THE FUCK? Fat guy...running around...."RARARARARARARARARARRAAARARARARA*swirls hair*RRRAARARARARARARARARAAAARARRARRAA*waves spikey arms around*RRARARARARARARARARARARARARAR" I'm going to have fucking nightmares.
ConfusedinJuly 1 year ago 2
This sounds like a joke. Is it supposed to be a BM parody, or something?
Googoie 1 year ago
@Googoie Yes, they are a parody band....or areeeee they just TRVE?!?! MORBID ANAL FOG IS JUST FVCKING KVLT
dmccune7 1 year ago
TROO!!!
Who needs stuff like production values, skill, a decent editing budget, or even amps when you look this cool!!!
KVLT!!!
sylvesterlowery 1 year ago
Gone go home.
Danz711 1 year ago
It's fucking terrible. Nuff said.
12NiBer12 1 year ago
im really hoping this band is just a joke, cause if this is serious shit, im going to have to kick baby pandas off of mountains after watching them get sexually harrassed by jabba the hut
ironman1919 1 year ago
no... just no...
TheShaitanjr 1 year ago
This is TRVE .Hail the mighty Anal Fog are they not together anymore.Was this the original singer who committed suicide with the fan.One of my favorite bands of all time.A black metal video in the sunshine only Dead of Mayhem had the vision to do something like that truly TRVE.
edwierdbluez 1 year ago
this sucks
Zcarpfaize 1 year ago
@Zcarpfaize So does your mum!
TheRippingCorpse 1 year ago
@TheRippingCorpse meh...
Zcarpfaize 1 year ago
I wonder what Beavis and Butthead would have thought of this.
turdferguson2 1 year ago
Carbohydrates of SATAN!
MKUltra3 1 year ago
thi is scary
Agomongo1235 1 year ago
to rindo pra caralho aqui
hauhauhauauuhauhaa
uuuuuuuuuaaaaaaaaaaaauuuaauauahuahuahua
like my dog!
leohpndbz 1 year ago
assburgers from hell
UnderTorture 1 year ago
you are supposed to eat only 1 mushroom
ws022370 1 year ago 39
@ws022370 Ok...that is, like, one of my favorite comments ever...hee...
straighteningsharks 1 year ago
@straighteningsharks, Thanks, I had forgotten about this one.
ws022370 1 year ago
@ws022370 Yeah, I'll bet you come up with em, a lot, sometimes...too funny...
straighteningsharks 1 year ago
The best true black metal band ever!
serpentiddqd 1 year ago
fake
slotermeyer91 1 year ago
The power of christ compels you.....the power of christ compels you
SafcLad2k 1 year ago
low buget video good music tho
SkabCrowley 1 year ago
What the fudge did i just watch
lol
AlexanderKennard 1 year ago
This is Black Metal joke :-)) :-DD
666eidos 1 year ago
@666eidos nah their music is quite serious
but their video's... well they made them for the lulz :P
lennygel666 1 year ago 2
What the fuck??
SafcLad2k 1 year ago
What the fuck!
555kornknot666 1 year ago
1:41 men boobs o0
lunanova7 1 year ago
awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward awkward
ChrisEddie1401 1 year ago
true black metal pure fuckind metal yheaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa muajajajajajajajjaja
samaelist 1 year ago
LOVE the fat guy with the keyboard
xam154 1 year ago
LOVE the fat guy with the keyboard
xam154 1 year ago
This is TRUE BLACK METAL!
SuperSneakySteve 1 year ago
lol
RoboRimes 1 year ago
Whoever likes this, can join this band in a Mental Shift.
KazuchiX 1 year ago
i had the shoes the drummer is wearing in like 9th grade, lol
lashed 1 year ago
P-M-S-L awesome. GO LADS GO!
savinisbitch 1 year ago
i dont care about opinion and all that boring shit'
if you like this song you're a dumbcunt
mclovin411 1 year ago
the combined power of black-metal and assburgers-syndrome, rock on! :D
incognito205 1 year ago
lol, at first it looked like it was gonna be a nature documentery
Hitoshura88 1 year ago
Without the video, this is actually a pretty sick song.
chotsauce 1 year ago
I'm sorry I watched that
noisemaker66 1 year ago
They kids should stay off the drugs. Invest in a gym membership. Take music classes.
HARDSTIFFJAB 1 year ago
i'm just waiting to see some fat mom with a fanny pack pushing a stroller in the background. it's so funny to me just how evil and intimidating these suburban tools think they are. unless this is a joke. which i REALLY hope it is, because if this goes on too long they're going to get their asses beat. probably by a hippie. that's how annoying this is. a hippie. a peace loving seeker of spiritual truth and beauty... would snap and beat them to death with a squirrel.
MantraD313 1 year ago
LOL
jovilover 1 year ago
GOOSEBUMPS
Brandleerson 1 year ago
Epic lol
MoStylz 1 year ago
THIS MUST BE A JOKE! HAHAAAA lol
mynthon11 1 year ago
Flawless Victory.
neoprofit 1 year ago
Slipknot is the most tr00 black metal band evar. MOAR!!!!!
spicyMcHAGGIS9green 1 year ago
@spicyMcHAGGIS9green if your serious your the gayest. slipknot is pop. Look up Bilskirnir-Furor on youtube if you want to hear BM retard.
BloodflagSpirits 1 year ago
@spicyMcHAGGIS9green lol slipknot is a nu metal band not black :D:D
ynsCY 1 year ago 2
gotta love that rockin' drummer...
valinhorn42 1 year ago
haha Mystifier the true black metal band xD
XxChrisxXBedofRazors 1 year ago
Jajajaja, I hope some of the fans of "true" black metal watch this video and realize that it´s so easy to explain this crap when you think about the phrase: It's the same thing as "true" black metal and "false" black metal: a lot of people with too much spare time and too few ideas of their own.
This was said by Quorthon (Bathory) in an intervew whith Maelstrom in 2003, a few months before his death.
MargaritaAbril 1 year ago
@MargaritaAbril
Because that Quorthon said that, its true? Dont u got your own opinion? Its like Stalin said Death solves all the problems, no man , no problem...get the point. And this is my opinion: Im tired of this "black metal" shit, its Music! And this video is Scheisse !!!!
mynthon11 1 year ago
hahahahahaha biggest fail ever!!!!!!!!!
EmoRanga1 1 year ago
All said it really isn't terrible music...but gorram, this is fucking funny.
NorrisChuckling 1 year ago
rofl i couldnt breath when the vocal came in
Haloman777 1 year ago
Some nice squating going on here.
Friedchikenz 1 year ago
well this is crap.
saltyeggroll 1 year ago
watch and learn varg
jangun 1 year ago
I refuse to believe this band takes themselves seriously. Nobody can make something this laughable on purpose.
BabyPilly 1 year ago 2
So hardcore...
TAYLORROXS3 1 year ago
RAAAAAAAA
RaDiCaLRyAn69 1 year ago
RAAAAAAAA
RaDiCaLRyAn69 1 year ago
I still like the progression
SkinUnzipper 1 year ago
PURE SATANIC MAYHEM!
gopnik666 1 year ago
1:51 What. Lol
sandsman3000 1 year ago
What the fuck.
oath50 1 year ago
Playing in the forest, hardcore.
Jimm9349 1 year ago 40
don't be jealous of the grimness, people
turdferguson2 2 years ago 2
true gay metal...............really poor guys
blastingstorm 2 years ago 2
@ JURI 771 you are gay you little FASCHO and Hinterlader
Ramminator1 2 years ago
true as fuck
hanfsud 2 years ago
Just annoyingly crappy until about 1:20 when the video picks up. Sadly, I had already voted 1 stars.
pdxtone 2 years ago
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METAL = GAY
Juri771 2 years ago
it's bright out, totally fake. good music, but the video is totally gay.
msh2thsoundofdeath 2 years ago
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
gothicpunk20894 2 years ago
fat fuck mania.
xzdsfg 2 years ago
holy fuck LMFAO
KoRnLPMaggot 2 years ago
lmao funny as shit
Acage69 2 years ago
HAhahaha. Sind wir hier bei Saw 6 oder was geht ab?! xD
Julespan123 2 years ago
HAhaha it's actually good.
TonyMistry 2 years ago
????????????????????? it´s a joke?
Sadomassorgy 2 years ago
influences: immortal, satyricon, bacon
turdferguson2 2 years ago 2
Lame LARP shit but still better than what i could do =)
downeyb 2 years ago
lololololololololol
pentacleofvenus 2 years ago
stay metal, \m/
mathay5 2 years ago
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bockigoth 2 years ago 10
@bockigoth 1 rule "how to be a faggot"
Make a youtube channel and name it "bockigoth"..
I don't wish good luck...You already have it...
mourningghost 1 year ago
lol this still makes me lol
RaDiCaLRyAn69 2 years ago
blak metvl is my life
ChiloteFlaite 2 years ago
lol
TheEsker 2 years ago
=))))))))))))))))))))
putzachee 2 years ago
lol guys there just a spoof of black metal i love em because of that, read their myspace its hilarious
raisebarhere 2 years ago
tr00 kvlt
mjxshipton 2 years ago 12
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
rottencrotch666 2 years ago
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Typical fat americans...
silvernissen 2 years ago
WTF lol
42devil1 2 years ago
After watching that, I want their anal fog
robbiejrichards 2 years ago 2