How To Win At A Claw Game

[Blueberrypacakes38]

Man, i guess you really want that bear if you sit there with a clipboard lookin like a creeper

[flaral23]

i would rather lose at a claw machine then go to a claw machine with a clipboard, counting everyone to beat the "yellow box"

[teapotwar]

My method

1. Jack those keys from the dumbass manager

2. Gangster stomp him

3. "Dispose" of everyone inside (Jack their wallets and fuck them up)

4. Sit in the empty store playing the claw machine all day

5. Rage quit and bash the fuck out of the glass

6. Jack the shit

7. ???

8. PROFIT!

[xGunSh0tx]

Heres how I do it.

1. Go to the claw game, lose, and have a fucking rage

2 Go to store

3. Buy your fucking teddy and hope that no one suspects your a child molester.

4. Now your not retarded.

[djla1]

wwwhhhaaaa i got 3 teddys in one go once

[awsomebob767]

BE THE CRANE!!! BE THE CRANE!!!

[UnitedArms123]

i got a big kenny and a little stan off of south park out of one of these!!

[crazycow358]

hahahaha to bad you have to give them back and pay money or go to jail

[217rambo]

STEP 1: PUT YOUR MONEY IN

STEP 2: CLOSE YOUR EYES

STEP 3: BE THE CRANE

STEP 4: TAKE YO SHIT

[bobscrazycollection]

im already a master at them. i even got two things with one quarter

[nekosama23]

I thought that was common knowledge?

[goivirealapprentice]

lol yup i always win these 

[TheFarmerkarl]

These machines are like pokies for kids.they promote gambling.blow up every last one of the kunts!

[Xedewy00]

sTEP 1 BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF IT

[Ocean91657]

That's what happened to me when I was in Alberta. I was trying to get a big ish medium monkey

[987CatsandDogs]

just go to the dollar store instead of doing all of these dumb things for nothin. and they call themselves the " BRAINIACS " MORE LIKE STUPIDACS!!!

[XXgav123xx]

Would you really go through all this just for a stupid cuddley toy. Just go to poundland and buy one

[SUAVE209]

Nice tutorial but ur gonna look like a retard watching every person play while writing stuff behind their back

[hannahnbrooke1234]

Huh?!?!

Lolz

[TheRandomkid321]

I alays win these things. I dont even need your tutorials.

[ImmaBeast395]

recorded with a shoe

[ph4tboy]

or just buy the damn stuffed animal

[CODMW254]

nice

[jventenilla99]

240p... we meet again!!

[92stoner]

BRAINIAC SCIENCE ABUSE!! I use to watch this all the time!..

[MrPimp9967]

No you dont

Ive won 27 things out of claw grabbers

[xArianaLovexx]

be the crane, be the crane, be the crane. spongebob already taught me

[BlackDahliasMurderer]

the claw oooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[borredDead]

This is amazing!

[Saber192]

imo these things are not that hard (with 5 bucks i got 3 things with 1 turn being one dollar)...the part i hate is when it gets stuck and there are about 5 things blocking your way(usually happens with lolly ones and not toy ones though)

[guitarman9428]

i wish g4 still showed this. i love this show. g4 has changed. :(

[rebecca12202]

wouldnt people get scared when a random stranger is righting stuff down(in their presense) xP

[dalynthesk8r]

Figures it'd be the black guy trying to get free stuff

[gamtrakebeli]

step 1 : brake a glass

step 3 : take all toys

step 3 : run like a hell

[The2Wiredproductions]

@gamtrakebeli sir actually those windows arent glass they are plexy glass or thick plastic panes so chances are youll break your hand trying to punch out the panel thepeople who deisigned those machines arnt stupid they know someone would eith pounth the glassbecause the got frustarted or people like you breaking directly to get the prize

[XtXa1]

This really pisses me off! I thought it actually took skill! Dx<

[Castillo21760]

Nobodyy is goin inside the fukin machine just so they culd win a dumbass bear

[zooMZooMlikeATyphOOn]

are you sure the crane isnt just set to random?

[mrE1918]

Honestly, its just a stuffed bear.

[MaddenGeek99]

Step 1: Break the glass and take whatever u want

[TheRainbowTiger]

New machine controllers have a daily win percent, they pick a random win number to confuse people who like to count

[844trainman]

My method

1. Rent forklift

2.take forklift to machine

3.lift machine

4.take machine to your home

5.smash machine and take prizes

6.disposs of machine

[sidhu7937]

MY METHOD:

1) GET A BRICK.

2) THROW BRICK ONTO MACHINE.

3) GRAB AS MANY AS YOU CAN.

4) SPRINT.

I HOPE THIS WORKED :D

[RecklessPancake]

@OnionofDreams lol

[OnionOfDreams]

STEP 1: GET A CHAIR

STEP 2: SMASH THE CLAW GAME

STEP 3: GRAB YOUR PRIZES

STEP 4: RUN FOR YOUR LIFE

[imgoingLADYgaga]

brainiac is the only show i know that claims dropping a caravan from a 100ft crane while a member of top gear supervises is science. god, i love this country

[Cantora7789]

THE CLAWWWWWW! 0_0

[PuqTheBest]

i love brainiac!

[fnju89]

I am the claw. 

[thepokefanlolz]

HELL YEA WON MY SELF A PUPPY

[lizzamae10]

that's a lie , cause I was on a roll one time & got 8 "prizes" [ stuffed animals ] in a row .

[Unmatchable3]

this is why its better to buy things at a STORE instead of a claw machine now that i watched this video i will never use a claw machine ever again

[linagee]

How to win at the claw game:

1. Hang out by the claw game recording facts and figures for 10 hours until enough people have played so you can form a pattern.

2. Realize that the stuffed prize has a value of like $5 and FAIL BECAUSE YOU WOULD HAVE MADE AT LEAST THAT MUCH WORKING MINIMUM WAGE FOR 10 HOURS.

[SmokeLikeABossOG]

that is retarded i won two times in a row the other day

[crazypplhacks1]

i only one this thing once

[LeahLoveWings1]

how to win a claw?!?!? i win by skill bro. DEAL WITH IT!

[MineBladeProductions]

where'd my recording carrot go

[Zir3ne]

Hammond? 

[2gHD]

@Zir3ne It must be!

[Zir3ne]

@2gHD Man he does everything for the BBC. 

[Xenion07]

HOW TO WIN AT THE CLAW:

STEP 1:grab a sledgehammer and break the glass

STEP 2 : grab the things inside

STEP 3:RUN LIKE HELL!!!

[Kingsly5674]

In one of those claw machines that have stuff like watches and other electronics in it, one time they put roses in there for valentines day and it messed with the machine cause it would tilt it sideways and made you a basically a guaranteed winner, i spent $10 and got about $50 dollars of stuff from it.

[kamekazi003]

i miss this show

[holystars]

what they did not tell you is does not work with walmart machine as they put prizes that the claw would never grab no matter how hard you try even those the prizes are not worth it.

[gothicsleepwalker20]

=3 don't like the game? then don't play it..., but if you're gonna win... then win... otherwise, you're just losing money... :)

[zombiesfan115meteor]

o my god it alferd melena

[zombiekilla1202]

nice it really does work I tryed it

[Chaad4]

ive gotten two in one turn before.. and lol not all machines are like this, ive gotten like 4 in a row before with out a "count"

[ClubPenguinIsCowDung]

how do ya open the dang thing you need a key! ... i think

[sigilofbolias]

some black dude waits 4 hours to get a stuffed animal? was it filled with crack?

[wingwaabuddha]

@sigilofbolias you....idiot?

[Ale502703]

i remember my friend used to get at least 8 of the 10 times he played, so guess is not always the yellow box :S

[thehammiehamster]

dats fuckin illegal

[baijanmew]

@thehammiehamster its not and even so who cares, fuck the system

[Misstruestory]

im a champ at that game...shake machine a little if that does work u have bad luck n shouldnt touch nothing any more

[bigjon9428]

OMG ITS RICHARD HAMMOND



[drgnslt]

@bigjon9428 omfg I know, used to watch brainiac all the time. Just watched like 5 episodes of Top Gear before I came here and it blew my mind o_0

[jackie31933]

@bigjon9428 u mean dick hammond right???lol jk, but tht is his nickname if his real name is richard!!!

[azanic2]

@bigjon9428 no shit sherlock

[pervos98]

lol who the fuck plays that game anyway?

[kcrich13]

Next week our yellow-shirted science team will show you how to open a bank vault, flee the country and establish a new identity.........

[Matthew2400]

I won a watch from a game like this, even when it tried to cheat me! What I did was I found the watch closest to the bottom left corner where the objects fall. Then as soon as it picked it up and tried to drop it, it dropped it on the side of that corner box and it just fell in. So I won a watch for only $1 and I beat the system :)

[Tact1calSkullz]

STEP 1: BE THE CRANE

[smokytyrz]

This is narrated by Hammond???

[AquaMaureen24]

One time, I went to Walmart with my brother when I was like 8, and we went to the claw game thingy and someone had lef their money in there and didn't play so we waited like 5 minutes then we played the game and it wouldn't stop letting us play so we got a whole bunch of stuff but then we had to leave. :)

[internetzculture]

lol who is gonna seriously put in two hours of gathering statistics for a freaking stuffed animal

[liv1girls1rock]

I have won 2 prizes in a row:)

[candog111]

In some of these claw games you just have to kick the machine where that box is and it gives you free shots. Me and brother played in but it took our money and didn't let us have a shot so we kicked in once and it gave us two shots. So we just kick the fucking thing and it gives us free shots, we won fucking lots of these things. But I don't think it works for all claw games

[kanayd]

Go for the machine that has rubber tips on the claw, otherwise the prize just slips away.

[squishyman70]

now that grown man has a stuffed animal

[juggalo2237]

@squishyman70 its not the prize its the pride of winning

[Nesseight]

Wait, so all those times I played this "game" as a kid and lost it wasn't just because I suck, but because it's a programmed loss with terrible odds? I feel cheated, these things are usually labeled "shoppe". I can understand not winning every time but I really thought there was some difficult trick to it rather than chance. Just like a damn carnival gimmick, only not fun...

[Nesseight]

@Nesseight DAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMNNNNNI­IIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTT I WANT MY DOLLA BACK!

[rbishop]

@Nesseight That's why it's called gambling. The place of biz that these reside in have to have a gambling license. Yes, even Kmart has it. Sad, no? It encourages kids to gamble.

[Mocha2007andcoco]

@dedon800 What?

[csensesfail92]

vote for me for president 2012, I'll make those boxes that make you lose illegal

[EliteBushido]

also you have to make sure you are directly above what you are trying to get. i pretty much never lost on these since i was a kid because i look through the front and side windows as i move the claw

[buddypnut1]

YES YESSS!!! 1:55

[1cody2014]

The point of the video is DONT play this game -_-

[dclipe]

the ones at walmart is 50 plays before win. the ones with $200 items in it is 100 plays.

[Back2631]

is that richard hammond speaking

?

[dazz7400]

@Back2631 Yeah

[Pmaster97979]

probably gonna wait two hours to get a prize that i can get from the dollar store

[TheJuggalosk8r]

All this work for a 2$ toy

[LeooooonScottKennedy]

i once had it and when it fell it got stuck...... then a kid came and it had my pack of gumballs and his gay ass crackers

[KILLERKARMA69]

I used to be the best at the claw game but then I took an arrow to the knee

[angelbutterflyanime]

well..sir i once was at one of those things and i got something three times in a row..that's skill...

[G2theLITCH]

i once LEGITLY won at the claw game (Because it was on the edge) and it was as heavy as a sand bag!!!!!!!!! BTW it also had a $20 rubber-baned to it (Just saying) :)

[balencedfunnyman140]

cooooool

[amazinbaconlova344]

HOW TO WIN

1: get a big van

2: watch the people play

3: record them on a clipboard for like, 3,4 hours, staring

4: finaly figure out your person

5: get the "prize"

sound familiar?

[Jujuboyzthekool]

this was recorded by a toaster

[mistaecco]

How to win:

1. Wait until nobody is around to see you

2. Open up the machine

3. Raise mess with the "yellow box"

4. ???

5. Profit!

[HungFarLoww]

Richard Hammond!

[TheDrinkMeBottle]

how to win at a claw game :

1 . stand at a claw machine for hours on end watching 10 people play .

2. get reported for loitering

3. get arrested

4. go to jail

5. go back to the arcade

6. continue counting people

7. repeat steps 1-6.

[jimbojunior1000]

HOW TO WIN AT THE CLAW

1. BUY BRIGHT YELLOW T SHIRT..ESSENTIAL..

2. YOU WILL NEED A VAN LOAD OF YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY MEMBERS.. VITAL

3. CLIPBOARD FOR DOING THE MATHS .. CRUCIAL.

4. ORANGE SCREW DRIVER,, IMPORTANT

5. INSTRUCTIONS..NOW WAIT LIKE A KNOB HEAD UNTIL 95 PEOPLE HAVE WASTED THEIR MONEY TRYING TO WIN A FLUFFY TOY WORTH FUCK ALL.

THE CLAW PAYS OUT ON THE 96TH PERSON, HAVE THE YELLOW T SHIRT GANG JUMP THEM AND THREATEN WITH SCREWDRIVER,PRISE IS ALL YOURS WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER.

[jimbojunior1000]

C heating L  uckless A bsurd W astrel G Luttony A ssailant M enace E gotistic THE CLAW GAME ,, ITS LIKE EATING SOUP WITH A FORK.. FUCKING POINTLESS.. THE CLAW GAME ,, ITS LIKE AN ASH TRAY ON A MOTORCYCLE , WHATS THE FUCKING POINT. THE CLAW GAME,, ITS LIKE HAVING ONE LEG AND ENTERING A BUTT KICKING COMPETITION ,, FUCKING SENSELESS ,, THE CLAW GAME WHO GIVES A FUCK...

[amazinbaconlova344]

@jimbojunior1000 soomeones got a dictionary in their hands...

[jimbojunior1000]

@amazinbaconlova344 NO JUST CHANGE FOR THE CLAW GAME

[emalltheway72]

@jimbojunior1000 so im guessing you dont like the claw game??

[jimbojunior1000]

C lipboard

L unatic

A rsehole

W anker

G obbledegook

A bominable

M ental

E nigma

THE CLAW A GAME FOR RETARDS EVERYWHERE

[Nopwn4u]

1. Be the crane

[baseldaradkah]

ok way u want do this

1.bring some men u know

2. rob a wep store

3.rob all things in market

thats faster

[Imtortured]

This was recorded by a prize from a claw machine.

[kelandu]

no wonder i never win lol

[seekerbearsrock]

1. insert money

2. close your eyes

3. BE THE CRANE!

[george77772moons]

1. Get screwdriver

2. Rip open electronics

3. Open up change compartment

4. Set yellow box to always win

5. Play till you get all prizes

6. Reclaim monies

7. FUCKING RUN

[su47forever]

Richard Hammond?!?!

[jokemaster26]

That HAS to be illegal

[Mariluvsyouu]

I am not gonna wait there like stalker to get a stuffed animal.

[DBZFan1122]

all that for a crappy toy? -_-

[karltorres2]

So we meet agian 240p...

[YourEverydaySkater]

1:05 He wasn't looking at the claw machine ;)

[WebkinzRocker99]

Easy, get a hammer and smash the screen and enjoy prize!

[musicmadjellybean]

No people,you're doing it wrong!,

This is how you do it:

1) Put money in the machine

2) close your eyes

3) BE THE CRANE.

Or if that doesn't work then just get a hammer and smash the god damn thing!

[crazyman00012]

Yeah cause everyone's gonna lurke around in an arcade counting how many people win for a 50 cent toy.

[StlyDutch]

I only played this like 2 or 3 times, because I find it very boring and the prices usually suck. I won one of those times though.

[cisk559]

at this pizza place they have one and when you pick a spot it goes down and opens it claws touches the item then goes up and when it gets to the top the claw finnaly closes so far only chuck norris could get the items from it

[LugiaLightning]

This is not how to win at a claw machine. It takes time and practice, and a lot of skill learned from playing. I've been playing these for more than 12 years and quite often. I've won 3 times in a row before in the past. They set the claws lately in my area to have less of a grip setting, that's for sure. Every machine is different!!

[jona692ify]

ust bring 100 g to the gamer room i did 

[natethepain]

How to win at a claw game "Stone age style"

1)Get a stone

2)Throw it at the glass till it breaks

3)Take as much stuff as you want

4)Run like hell

[xPopxTartsx]

@natethepain Seems legit.

[MurdaCaaap204]

I was looking at Illuminati Videos, HOW THE FUCK DID I GET HERE?!

[supercodwawglitcher1]

how u win is to not play it claw machines are rip offfs

[PingByter]

240p, we meet again!

[markymooify]

Richard Hammond as a narrater?

Win!!!

[POKEMEX07]

not all claw machines have the yellow box. All claw machines have a similar regulator. it is used to chage the strength depending the weight of the plush or object. but the rigging part is done so that arcades can get money of course. 

[Scrabbler27]

I never knew this. Something to think about for next time.

[BamBooUK]

do people still play these crappy ripoff machines

[KLovesAE]

1.put in money

2.start playing

3.reach hand inside to grab prize

does this sound familiar to anyone?

[MegaSpade10]

@KLovesAE theve made  the doors so you cant do that, bu

[techking45]

I think the place would kick you out first for loitering.

[vegtablescankil]

i like trains

[megahalolord]

@madeye308 Or you could do this to one of the claw machines that have in iphones inside =D

[CATBEE12]

or just get ur mom to scare the glass off and grab as much as u can and thats how

[GizzelCC2015]

1st step , edmit your a loser and Go home ,im pretty sure you have better things to do!!!!!

[murnurf]

YES A TOY DOG WITH A BRITISH FLAG ON IT WHOO HOO!

[marionetemanJ]

@murnurf Do you know that Christianity is correct? The world around us reveals that G-d DOES exist, and the historical evidence reveals that Jesus Christ really did come to this earth and there is overwhelming evidence that Jesus Christ really did physically rise from the dead. Jesus is coming again and the signs of the end times that were foretold in the Bible are coming to pass.

[murnurf]

@marionetemanJ lol are u stupid htere is also eveidence that people evolved not spawned by a man in the clouds (god) noob jesus may have excisted even i believe but he was just a rebel none of this shit and also people have been saying god will rise and shit for so long and nothing has happened omg anyway whats that got to do with ny comment anyway lol

[JBoY2214]

HOW TO WIN EVERYTHING IN THE MACHINE:

1.Bust the window open and take everything!

2. Have a getaway car and drive away really fast, make sure u park a block or so down the street so no one gets a plate number!

3. Free shit :)

[CATBEE12]

@JBoY2214 or u can do this get your mom to scare off the glass but your idea whould be better

[irmulioks]

dork machine