hey guys i need some help, every time i see a japanese schoolgirl i think about tentacle rape or hentai its really weird and disturbing for me does anybody else have this problem im being serious here please help
@Gabrielgun9000 what the hell??? JAPAN NEEDING A BIGGER EARTHQUAKE???? WHAT THE HELL IS WITH PEOPLE. srsly. thats like saying..... lets go on a murder spree... wtf.
Kami kami kami kami, sours! :D lol i think they are saying sour gods or something? :P i could be hearing it wrong tho.... and when the girl stops and sees the baby turtle thing she says "Huh?"
@JALLEGENERAL No, this has nothing to do with Godzilla, it's the legendary turtle monster of Japan, NOT GAMERA either. It's an old myth, goes back centuries. Josh Gates and his Distination Truth team searched for it, not surprisingly, the creature was never found.
@BluTrilobite Yeah, and the Kappa could be killed by spilling the water it carried around in a depression in its head, so if there ever were such a creature, they probably went extinct pretty quickly
cuss u zombie kid
6586shadow 5 days ago
pedobear level:ASIAN
6586shadow 5 days ago
ugh ugh need to hold....SCREW THIS
KAME KAME KAME SOUR....
I hate you.
kennyle31 1 month ago
Xp
MrSergio10098 1 month ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
XepicmarshmallowX 2 months ago
Holokaust 2nd lol
Lullah4You 3 months ago
Kami kami kami sours
ImaCowfreak 3 months ago
Man, I wanna go to Japan and just watch TV all day. This shit is hilarious...
WillMorebucks 4 months ago 3
'kame' is the imperative form of the verb 'kamu' which means "to bite/chew"
'kame' also means turtle in japanese.
therefore, the kame is demanding people to 'chew'/kame' the sour candy.
shattori1 4 months ago
remember kids, when you see a man dressed up as a turle, eat his candy
salem9800 4 months ago 2
0:26 they're playing soggy asian.
destroyer90z 4 months ago
Eh....what?
darX3mn1a 4 months ago
okay then.................
chloelara101 4 months ago
pause at 43 seconds
NWstudios100 4 months ago
pedoturtle
84updown 5 months ago
turtles taking over kids minds with sour gummies, how typical.
CheeseTableMan 5 months ago
I'm hungry, AND freaked out. Only from Japan
dz4ever102 5 months ago
the girl at the end was so cute!!!
sayhai 5 months ago 6
One of us, one of us, one of us..
blackmind1992 5 months ago in playlist WEIRDEST / CREEPIEST F*CKING JAPANESE COMMERCIALS EVER !!!
@blackmind1992 the last turtle creep me out
josa9218 5 months ago in playlist WEIRDEST / CREEPIEST F*CKING JAPANESE COMMERCIALS EVER !!!
Gummeh Gummeh Gummeh Sourz... ah crap, the title doens't lie... Get it out of mah head DX lol
CJFRANKS7 5 months ago
reminds me of the commercial that does: sumu sumu sumu over and over again, with a green dust ball type thing running at people
biteme583 5 months ago
I wish I were Japanese!
RedneckSpaceMan 5 months ago
That turtle has a friend who is a bear and also chases cute little kids with candies in his hand.
NYtassu 6 months ago
Vuy~
NYtassu 6 months ago
they are fuckin pedophiles
45zero54 6 months ago
And on that day, not a single fuck was given.
Danventurefilms 6 months ago in playlist WEIRDEST / CREEPIEST F*CKING JAPANESE COMMERCIALS EVER !!!
Gammera is friend to children.
coolhatproductions 6 months ago 4
i seriously thought it was going to say kame hame ha!!!
mega227 6 months ago
カメカメカメカメSOURSカメカメ~♪
EmoChildOfThaNight 6 months ago
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EmoChildOfThaNight 6 months ago
the pedobear of japan >:3
33Narutolover 6 months ago 4
CUMMY CUMMY CUMMY CUMMY SOUR AZ WHO CUMMY CUMMY???
pivotusertheman 6 months ago in playlist WEIRDEST / CREEPIEST F*CKING JAPANESE COMMERCIALS EVER !!!
Its stuck inside my head...almost if the idea was planted there...DAMN YOU LEO DECAPRIOOOOO!!!!
Sayain50 6 months ago
Ah. I love Japan. So much. I wish the rest of the world could be as weird as them. Then we wouldn't have to fight wars.
Gunnerblaster 6 months ago 3
hey guys i need some help, every time i see a japanese schoolgirl i think about tentacle rape or hentai its really weird and disturbing for me does anybody else have this problem im being serious here please help
theforgottenking16 6 months ago
亀(kame)=turtle
噛め(kame)=chew, bite(imperative)
A simple pun
bluedahliaz 6 months ago 2
@bluedahliaz lol thats kinda cool :)
memethemeerkat 6 months ago
cum sour really wtf japan
TheOriginalWeegee 6 months ago
What the hell did I just watch
xXJGP04Xx 7 months ago
0:22 Zombie chase.
0:25 One of us, one of us...
pruttisman 7 months ago
KAME HAME HA!
BrazilianX7543 7 months ago
japan is now the coolest country in the world this proves it
microvz 7 months ago 2
dear japan.
WTF?¿?
sincerely
the rest of the world
jordododo 7 months ago 75
Remember kids, always take the candy from the turtle, not the frog.
KimberlyBitesRawrr 7 months ago
well thats the last lapanese commercial im ever gonna watch o.o
ayakowakumi 7 months ago
@ayakowakumi *Japanese
ayakowakumi 7 months ago
Hm, at 0:06 all I thought was, "I've seen enough anime to see where this is going.." and I was surprised by the way it turned out.
iCanHazComment 7 months ago
Oh my god. I can't breathe.
ravenwind137 7 months ago
hahahahahahaha hillarious, Ohhh the asians and their hillarious commercials, dont worry im not being racist, Im asian too peeps!
KimberlyBitesRawrr 7 months ago
For a second, at 0:28 I thought the guy stuck out his middle finger at the children lol.
dubdubhate 7 months ago
I get a sour taste in my mouth when I hear the word sour. hmm
cpcolepeterson 7 months ago
I can't stop laughing!! LMAO
TheNarutard96 7 months ago
That must have been the best job ever running around Japan giving kids free candy dressed what looks like a rapist turtle
leahmeister 7 months ago
this reminds me of nazis for some reason
ChrisLikesAppleJuice 7 months ago
kale kale !:D
Domce852ltu 7 months ago
THE SONG'S STUCK IN MY HEAD. D=
iHeartYuuhx3 7 months ago
lol...
darksatanus 7 months ago
I get it a turtle gives out free candy that's not weird
MrPwnage27 8 months ago
hahaha wow.
ScythexMeisterxAlice 8 months ago
Pedoturtle...
xcrunner000 8 months ago 4
turtle=hitler
kids=nazi followers
Jbieber4756 8 months ago
ok? boys and 5 year olds get chased by a zombie turtle meanwhile gurls get chases by a turtle probably seen in barney....wtf?
MrKidrock999 8 months ago
where is ultraman when you need him
powerofyouth101 8 months ago
Let me translate the video. "TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE, SOUR CANDY!'
TheInfernoOfAwesome 8 months ago
OH MY GOD ZIM STOLE OUR TURTLE TECHNOLOGY FORGET THE BEAVERS
MrLisawsome 8 months ago
I like the sound when they give the thumbs up
batiris 8 months ago
i like the 3rd one
yaoiqueen100 8 months ago
sexual harrasment tortouse
ManBearBg 8 months ago
meanwhile in japan
ishouldplayzelda 8 months ago 3
stupid
69glazer 8 months ago
Teenage mutant ninja turtles!! xD
ninjutsuowns444 8 months ago
wtf..
MADTV234 8 months ago
were is the WTF button when you need it
bonkscout 8 months ago
so they are chasing the kappa for its candies?
Yami6692 9 months ago
Things that I've learned from this commercial:
- Running away from adult-sized turtles is futile as you are guaranteed to trip.
- Running away from child-sized turtles is also futile as their cuteness stops you in your tracks.
- Eating turtle candy = auto happy thumbs up (:D)
Nondo 9 months ago 87
@Nondo is that or he brain washes u =D
FailureLi 4 months ago
jajaajajajaajajajaja LOL kame kame sama.. join the candy zombies.
jmorzan 9 months ago
I whant one now
MrAwsomness5 9 months ago
0:19 lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
deejayMEBBYromeo 9 months ago
Love the Cute little Turtle
SuperAndykaz 9 months ago
JOIN THE CULT
racheybaby99 9 months ago
were i the only 1 that got scared?
joppeisdead 9 months ago
why the f#%k do i want to eat one now?
writermwt 9 months ago
@21knight21 I was just thinking the same thing lol xD
Godzilla319 9 months ago
Pedoturtle? WTF cousin of pedobear??
21knight21 9 months ago 6
SERIOUSLY, i think that turtle is a peadophile
aispooky94 9 months ago
Kame means both bite and turtle in Japanese.
亀(kame) = turtle
噛め(kame) = bite
tasu9 9 months ago
Morale: If you eat stranger's candy, you turn into a zombie.
TheChildWalrus 9 months ago
i love japan!
SoulDevil92 9 months ago
AHH its like the whole new apocolipse
Fishbro14 9 months ago
a zombie turtle O_O
koucha90 9 months ago
communism @0:14-0:28
stephenfoshow 9 months ago
@stephenfoshow Fun fact — Japan isn't a communist country.
ShadowOfLight3000 9 months ago
Omg that's the most dumbest thing ever but yet I laughed so hard lolz.
SuperChopos 9 months ago 3
LOL cummy sours
Minefrag 9 months ago
cummy cummmy cummy cummy sours!
AgentMercer 9 months ago
Imagine those candies are dicks LOL
aiseruchan 9 months ago
well that turtle is obviously a pedophile
thegirlwhosepic 9 months ago 2
Once u eat it u will never be the same
vestolorde1 9 months ago
Brainwashing by Gummi Sours.
ColdThrower 9 months ago
what the fuck.
5MIKEY3 9 months ago
teenage mutan ninja turtles' new job since their show got cancelled
tdglover9 9 months ago
kame kame sawa kame kame .. or kame kame HA !!
painhacker69 9 months ago
rape turtle!!!!!!!!!
blueloud32 10 months ago
sigh... i remember the last time a monster chased me down and gave me candy...
stranglechord 10 months ago
Did anyone else expect that child turtle was gonna kick/rape her?
wolfie9113 10 months ago
"OHHH!!!" lol that guy is terrified! and how come everyone falls down?
peanutgirl4ever 10 months ago
capa = kame
kingkasma 10 months ago
Is this ad for TMNT or the candy?
zandermanandcassymom 10 months ago
Japanese pedobear
peasybungo16 10 months ago 4
KAME ZAWAZZZZZZZZ AWWW YEAH
TTwoo 10 months ago
sadly the girl in the last video having stopped to look back would not have survive an alien invasion...
Sazad93 10 months ago
0:28....oh dear
madman6612 10 months ago
This smell Pedobear ..
TheComenterMan 10 months ago
OMG! This is like... Drugs?
TheDreamCacher 10 months ago 3
This has been flagged as spam show
the Japanese need a bigger earthquake,
Gabrielgun9000 10 months ago
@Gabrielgun9000 what the hell??? JAPAN NEEDING A BIGGER EARTHQUAKE???? WHAT THE HELL IS WITH PEOPLE. srsly. thats like saying..... lets go on a murder spree... wtf.
thellt1 10 months ago
@Gabrielgun9000 whats wrong with you?? of all times....why say that?
kaitonimore8295 10 months ago
@Gabrielgun9000 You need even a bigger BRAIN, obviously.
crackeronut 10 months ago
@crackeronut i was right good porn thow.
Gabrielgun9000 7 months ago
the girl in the 3rd one is cute
kickass123782 10 months ago
hahahhaahahaahha
N4zquL 11 months ago
its time to rule the world... with candy... and turtles
PlantingHades11 11 months ago
Most unique mascot
BansangMalaya 11 months ago
Kami kami kami kami, sours! :D lol i think they are saying sour gods or something? :P i could be hearing it wrong tho.... and when the girl stops and sees the baby turtle thing she says "Huh?"
sonic592 11 months ago
@sonic592 Kame > Turtle :3
EmoChildOfThaNight 10 months ago
@sonic592 I think they're saying "kame", which means "turtle" in english.
Chibikamui 10 months ago
dont japanese know how to tie their laces?
MrSaeedted 11 months ago
this is the meaning to TMNT
savagekid94 11 months ago
And One day, the the green turtle of Sour snacks will Take Over the World by hipnotizing children. I suggest that if you're reading this, beware.
annualfootrubbing 11 months ago
I feel so weird.
aaron1983 11 months ago
WE ARE BEING INVADED BY SOURS TURTLES!!!! EVERYBODY RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!!! lol
coming coming coming coming sours are coming. lol wtf
Xludo73GoEco 11 months ago 2
pedoturttle
mukimica 11 months ago
Remember kids, when you see a turtle. Eat their candy.
SprityDerek 1 year ago 153
@SprityDerek that sounds wrong
TokikoNyuu 11 months ago
@SprityDerek even if its white and runny
halox80 6 months ago
SCARY!
nesslocher 1 year ago
kame kame kame kame sours kame kame
Princessmiafan1 1 year ago
that girl is super cute...
kageoushu 1 year ago 87
teenage mutant ninja turtles are real?! Oo
JonnaJacobsen1995 1 year ago
Super Mutants existed? Huh, go figure.
PaulieDeMafia210 1 year ago
Super Mutants existed? Huh, go figure.
PaulieDeMafia210 1 year ago
Shit I wonder if the zombie turtle kid would approve of this
Nazareeni 1 year ago
You see if asians are fat there cute but if americans are fat then there ugleh
arsnel366 1 year ago
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PaulieDeMafia210 1 year ago
thumbs up if thats one freaking pedo turtle.
classXrepXichijo 1 year ago
His name is Kappa.
PapperSM 1 year ago
That bitch is cute!
ClipMaster93 1 year ago 2
The Japanese got some serious issues with Godzilla
JALLEGENERAL 1 year ago
@JALLEGENERAL in japanese godzilla is * gojira*
LoveDeathy 1 year ago
@JALLEGENERAL No, this has nothing to do with Godzilla, it's the legendary turtle monster of Japan, NOT GAMERA either. It's an old myth, goes back centuries. Josh Gates and his Distination Truth team searched for it, not surprisingly, the creature was never found.
What is it's name?! :^/
BluTrilobite 1 year ago
@BluTrilobite Yeah, and the Kappa could be killed by spilling the water it carried around in a depression in its head, so if there ever were such a creature, they probably went extinct pretty quickly
ShinobuNyx666 1 year ago
@ShinobuNyx666 The Kappa, thats the name I was looking for! Now it's a silly, beloved marketing character, whatever works!
BluTrilobite 1 year ago
Damn i forgot about this and now i just watched it again!
pcplaya1 1 year ago
"...nooberu!" :)
ivanchica21 1 year ago
WTF? O.o
FriYourSoul 1 year ago
kamekamekamekameSOURSkamekame!
StarxLolita 1 year ago
this is kind of "sweet " zombies :D
Crazzynized 1 year ago
what a badass commerical.
lady12480 1 year ago
What the fuck Japan?
Menegoth 1 year ago
@_@
Its in my head
gruntunit2 1 year ago
"Come come come come come sobas..."
Thats what this says in spanish O.O
gruntunit2 1 year ago
LOL I thought it was gonna rape the kid....
Usachanscakes 1 year ago
WTF I wouldn't want candy from a six feet tall turtle either
chronic24 1 year ago
hahaha this is the best commercial ive ever seen ^__^ kakmekamekame sourwahhjuu
zocom009 1 year ago
dinosoar turtle will kill you in your sleep!
watch out!
avaextasy 1 year ago
RUN AWAY FROM THE CONDOM TURTLE BOY
shadofdaknight44 1 year ago
KAME KAME KAME KAME.
omg! <3
japierdacze 1 year ago
That last one was cute lol
JungleFuury 1 year ago
I thought about Gamera from the Godzilla/ Gamera movies.
TheFlamingDoh2 1 year ago
OMG That was that thing i was talking about, that lived under my bed.
Scullnblades 1 year ago
zombie lol
SpartanG61 1 year ago
kame kame kame kame kame-kaza!!!
Mik9805 1 year ago
and this, my son, is how zombies are made.
Mik9805 1 year ago 4
That's fucken funny
destynie1000 1 year ago
ALL HAIL OUR NEW OVERLORDS!!!
NINJAinTIGHTS 1 year ago