I Rub Semen on my Face

[NickyAmerica]

HOW THE FUCK DID I GET HERE.

[tygerblue]

PWNED = PAWNED = OWNED = BEAT = WUN = YOU LOST NEWBIE!!!

[dementedpuppy]

hahaha dude you're awesome. underbites rule

[ChimBoMcgee230]

LMAO

[Hambraeus]

I prenounce it [pyuuned]

[sacredrealm]

5:02-5:17 is so true haha

[SmurfDaWeb]

Dude. This hysterical bastard is my hero. <3

[R3dS0x3231]

i completely agree with the fat person part

[Ghostmonsters]

i don't think that those adopted kid's genetic families wanted them bro

[dialectic76]

And their joints!

[olddude136]

PWNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



[stunashv]

i want to be this guy

[LavaFlaminG6]

Fucking Pocahontis

[SkateBamX]

this guy looks like diddy kong mixed with Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth from futurama

[1337NoFear1337]

Funny thing when he says chink nobody freaks the fuck out, but when he says nigger everyone freaks out.... CHILL THE FUCK OUT !

[DinoButtons]

I hate fat people!

[BarrettTV]

nigger? hm i dont like that

i guess il unsubscribe now

[rcp90v2]

You sound like that red parrot from Aladdin

[Invert2008]

pwned

[devourment8800]

i understand how he hates fat people but hes gonna have to get over it and learn in the future most maybe all humans will be fat as fuck :)

i can tell already over 50% of people are obese where i am just from looking out the window lol

[EZEK1AL]

ha.

[xkiller24x]

hey yer mean PWNED is the most uber word in the world

[hotandspicy666]

W . T . F ?!

[gaaragirl2020]

Holy shit, dude. You are fucking hilarious. 

[tofubandito]

HAHAHAHA!

[ILuvUButULuvHer]

What the fuck is ur deal man?.You are fucking weird but I love you

[hardcore4d4]

lol

[RoketTM]

i am going to try your moisturizer technique

[cblordvTV]

pubes

[Knarf009]

@Fatness.

To be fair, I'm close to being underweight and I eat whatever I want. Isn't it fucked up for me to make fun of another person who does the same thing as me but gets fat doing it?

Unless you're actively doing stuff to control your weight then you have no business giving someone else shit for behaving the exact same way as you.

[colddustgirl]

Oh. My. God.

[bangbaba2]

i love this guy

[handsome9069]

u rule!!!!!

[picaticatara]

You look almost like the tf2 medic.

[mmm4466]

I can't figure out if this guy is real or not hahaha

[bingoextra1]

pwned troll.

[thisistruth24]

HAHAHA  SMALLPOX BITCH!!!

[bjsniffitproductions]

fucking great dude

[Dry321]

lmao i was just searchin youtube and came across this. i laughed from the beginning to the fucking end lmao. keep on rollin yo

[bobdude247]

Hey it's Gilbert Godfrey when he was a kid.

[qqddeeeeeeeeee]

This guy is fucking epic

[mrstupidface]

your so stupid its funny XD

[LordChadwick777]

I imagine a puffer fish trying to escape from an aquarium here

[mrgrumpyhill]

LOVE IT

[Spartan69139]

pwned!

[Reverendwyotech]

I almost didn't watch this, but after looking into those, almost non existent Patrick Swazie eyes framing that Jewish gonzo banana of a nose.

I said to my self here's a young man who likes semen on his face, let's hear what he has to say.

BIG FAN! Keep it up! All the best!

[NuIVIb]

Hows your fleshlight? Masterbation working for ya?

[WhyHitme]

lol

[animeJAKass86]

Its pronounced p-O-n-d

[aslan45]

GODZIRRA

[jaydotess]

omfg i love you man.

[LOLzebras]

i love you dude.

[xXSunnysideUpFilmsXx]

My parents caught me rubbing semen on my face and I got in major trouble. I DEMAND A REFUND

[seven47katana]

i don't think you will have girlfriend ever

[atracin]

Small Pox Bitch!

[MartinaFilms]

"That is the Secret!" LOOOOOOL

[pleasetaketicket]

Its bad for their heart and circulation AND JOINTS

[aaronwhines]

i love you

[filmnoirincolor]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

holy shit

this motherfucker wins.

[FeedbackAgency]

This is awesome

[MoopyHedgehog]

heh..

fucking EPIN

[Shaboozzy]

this guy is a badass motherfucker.

[HuffyGuitarist]

SMALLPOX, BITCH!!!!!111!ONE!

[penguinxxxx]

lol now say "DAMN YOO MONGORIANS!!!"

[Leaffea]

SHIT FUCK IT'S  ANGRY GILBERT GODFREY!

[Leaffea]

SHIT

[JiggyMcCue]

SMAWPAWX

[ormannay]

It's fucking satire, obviously if you don't fucking understand it then you've been trolled you faggot. Judging by your screenname you don't have the right to talk shit to this fellow, maybe you'll have the right if you put down your lameass manga, stop fapping to cosplay, delete your deviantart account and go out and get a real life. Like say a girlfriend that's not a fat goth tard and a job.

[Nimoshi]

I love you.

[weezer40oz]

SMALL POX!@!!@@

[MutteringUrchin]

Haha.

[Will403536]

LOL THIS IS AWSOM

[ZHsquad]

I lol'd so hard.

[Hitamaru]

stop being a 4chan faggot

[Punknub]

I DID NOT MEAN IT!!!!1

looks like godzilla.

[afaultytoaster]

Oh god this is awesome

[vardez333]

Wow this is messed up maybe you should get anger management classes

[Tribulations001]

Wtf! Who is this guy?

And btw I am cool, nub sauce!

lol pwned

[spetetic]

you look like other asians

[Reefer2000]

he is funny but weird ahahah

[BLOODG0AT]

HAHAHAHAHAHA SO GOOD

[Kaiserks3338]

aha smarty pants talking shit~nice

[GTF4EVER1994]

RETARDED!!!!!!

[pauleau]

Because blowing all your money on a rat hole apartment when you're still in college makes you a winner, right?

[buddyboy75]

Are you from the future?

[exifettant]

this is awesome. you good sir, win all of the internet.

also, all these newfags in your comments need to stfu. they're probably fat.

[dr0e7x]

yea you didnt completely steal that "when is it ok to call people fat" from that movie super size me nope you didnt :)

make sure to make a video of yourself before you go on the killing spree :)

[BrokeTheInterweb]

You're a lot less famous than you should be. Someday.

[Biorebel]

Dude, please dont go crazy and go on a killing spree,

[vegetto14]

do you know why that guy really went into a killing spree .... i guess not , so stfu

[rasldf]

Hot pants?

[Jackxavier]

pwned

[king0fthem00n]

you look Korean but you act like you are from Viet Nam.

[stefmax]

You said, "the adults" You are an adult! Calling her fat wasn't childish either, you had a point that they didn't want to recognize because they felt sorry for her fat ass.

The pudge face girls and boys can drown in the fatness. Let us be healthy.

[smezzy]

moron, he was obviously speaking from a past experience

[stefmax]

Past experience, even then, if your young, you don't call people who are older than you, "the adults".

With that said, watch your mouth buddy.

[pauleau]

So, you think it's weird when a kid refers to adult people as "adults"? Riiiight...

[stefmax]

adult people... yeaaah.

Actually. I do.

[Pow3rGaming]

I love your videos man.

[ArtificialMantis]

BOOTY SHORTS

[howdouwin]

Lizzy is fat because of genetics. LIZZY

fuck you pud shit.

[Pow3rGaming]

lol fat because of genetics... your genes actually make it so it's natural for your body to have too much fat. LIZZY is genetically fucking inferior then.

[tiamat22580]

someone has watched nip/tick

[pauleau]

I so agree on the pwned part. Here we even get a public television broadcast called Pwned. From what I've seen of it, it's fucking horrible and the best part is: IT'S FUNDED WITH TAX MONEY!

[Rakar]

lol @ small pox music

[ThePoolGuy44]

WE NEED MORE CHINK JOEKES °_O

[AzNxBuddha]

haha fucking awesome man

[EmoSchemer]

The Avocado thing doesnt work! Liar!! LOLOLOL

[sozzledsquirrel]

lol u said cum feast

[clynsvin123]

ROFL! WHAT!? WHAT!?!?!? LOL!!!

[falconpaaawwwnch]

lol, black kids and nigger kids =P

[Suorrel]

So true

[hotpopcorncake]

you so funny man

[sephiroth97]

Your video are so fucking great!

[aresx666]

........................you're­...kidding...right

[PelicanJack]

This vid pwns.

[UltraBibendum]

great video PiranhaJaw22!

[Anzar17]

first

[MvP1292]

PWNED