Monty Python and The Holy Grail 2 Scenes.

[Arcazazel]

"oh it is a lonely life, bathing and dressing........and undressing...................m­aking exiting underwear" Priceless

[CodPlayer951]

ok well myself would do 148 blonde and brunette girls all between 16 and 19 and a half,just keep midgit and crapper away from me,

[Sharpchris5]

I got to go to castle anthrax for vacation and i spanked all 150 of them. then i gave them all oral sex. one after the other. it was so fun. unforturnally i also got them all pregnaut so i now have 150 kids. lol

[5AkitaChan5]

Have his head smashed in and his heart cut out

and his liver removed and his bowels unplugged

and his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off

and his penis...

[awesomecdiperson]

god damn I want to go to castle anthrax

[Belledemure]

@awesomecdiperson Try going to Torture Garden :P

[Oberwoot]

and after you have spanked her, you may deal with her as you like ; )

[Oberwoot]

when danger reared its ugly head he bravely turned his tail and fled

[Gmissile]

I could stay a bit longer.

[RacerXGTO]

I must face 3 months of peril inside of Castle Anthrax.

[XxthemetalloverxX]

9:20 - 9:24

"Let me go back inside and face the peril!"

"No, it is too perilous."

XD

[woodtick71]

i never realised it before but its the peasants from the begining lol

[verticalcinema87]

Well i guess i c\ould stay a bit longer.

[SorrowGoodchild]

-Let me face that peril!

-No, it's too perilous!

[WillScarlet16]

Welcome to the Castle Anthrax!

The Castle Anthrax?

Yes, it's not a very good name, is it?

[moovy1]

He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways...

[Joker365]

lancelot u cockblocker...

[xdarkdaysx]

terrible peril

[ibsayem1337]

rofl 38:44 could be the lyrics for a cannibal corpse song haha.

[11visionary11]

lol..

[stegaflaps]

Must make a note to visit Castle Anthrax next time Im in Britian............I feel like sampling some peril!

[BismarkTheSniper28]

- Oh let me have just a little bit of peril?

- No it's unhealthy.

- I bet you're gay.

- No I'm not? lol.

[makenna88]

"Hisheadbashedinandhisheartcut­outandhisliverremovedandhisbow­elsunpluggedandhisnostrilsrape­dandhisbottomburntoffandhispen­-"

"Uh, that's enough singing for now, lads."

[redmustang03]

That would be every single man's dream.

[sonofcy]

@redmustang03 married ones' too:-)

[razielwithreaver]

nostrils raped xD

[incrediblehulkmovies]

I love promiscus women.

[ShanghiKnight13]

at the end "SHIT"

[legalizeit57420]

"well i could stay a bit longer"

[Midge242]

welcome to the castle anthrax!

[gokudomatic]

- what do you want?

- to fiiiight and...

- shut up!

[otarln]

the midle head is king arthur the left head is sir bedevere the left head is sir galahad..lol

[jamae1904]

wth why are all these women SOOOO HORNY??? EW

[Sandman87b]

"and his nostrils raped" HAHAHA

[nolostcats]

one of the funniest movies ever.

[whiskylover1973]

a spanking, a spanking! :-D

[Nexus974]

WhooHooo!!!!!

[DarthBane123]

LOL!

But I don't get why they took him away from the girls at the last one.

[whiskylover1973]

because he is chased, and they are all tested in ways that should make them break their oath or sully their reputation in some way. None of them live up to their name really.

[megamarsvin]

- You were in great peril! - I don't think I was. - Yes you were, you were in terrible peril. - Look let me go back in there and face the peril. - No it's too perilous. - Look it's my duty as a knight to face as much peril as possible. - No you've got to find the holy grail, come on! - Oh let me have just a little bit of peril? - No it's unhealthy. - I bet you're gay. - No I'm not?

[nightwishwolf999]

THAT WHOLE SCENE IS HILARIOUS

[birdie0man]

the whole movie is hilarious

[Kazmafoo]

lol I just realized (I'm slow) that Zut in German is Fuck in English LOL wow all the puns :P

[ganzawesome]

not really! it means something like "damn" in french though

[Tsukiko320]

I thought Zut was "darn" and I think it's spelt Zoot in this film, but I could be wrong.

[UKPatriotsFan]

OH LIES

[ih8u2be]

BRILLIANT from beginning to end...

[arpeggiox]

hahah "thats enough music for now lads"

[Geyser39]

Never has a man been so tortured as Sir Galahad. And never has a man ever been so reluctant to leave it as he is!

[Geyser39]

Yapping on all the time!

You're lucky; you're not next to him!

What do you mean?

You snore!

Oo, I don't! Anyway, you've got bad breath!

That's only because you don't brush my teeth!

ROFLMAO!!

[delayedupgrade]

Brave Sir Robin ran away. Bravely ran away, away!

When danger reared its ugly head,

He bravely turned his tail and fled.

Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about

And gallantly he chickened out.

Bravely taking to his feet

He beat a very brave retreat,

Bravest of the brave, Sir Robin!

[1993hondaaccord]

damn those r good doctors lol

[germanrifle]

"-wath do you woant?

-to fight and

-shut up" lol

[sweetucky]

oh bad wicked naughty zoot

[cheerfulhamster]

My 9th grade English teacher showed this movie in class, and she had quite forgotten the naughty bits. We roared at the "oral sex" line, and she turned a hilarious shade of crimson. :-)

[BlueLighter7]

by any chance your 9th grade teacher name is Mrs.Debusk?

[cheerfulhamster]

Nope, Mrs. Janice Moorehouse at Ramona High, Riverside, CA in 1982. She was like a hot Shelley Long, not too many guys were cutting class that year. :-)

Her tendancy to embarass herself didn't hurt her career any, now she's Superintendent of the Del Norte County School District.

[BlueLighter7]

lucky!, mine was the opposite,

she around her 60's, still live with her parents, they drive her to school because she doesn't have a license, still a virgin, and she gotten me in trouble for saying "bless you".

Now thats the class 'everyone' cut.

[CodPlayer951]

@cheerfulhamster

wow thats scary right there lol i went to ramona high

[fullmetalalchemist74]

how do you "bravely" run away???

[blue46gt]

Its a secret that only knights know

[Elessar267]

When you have the right spin doctor, anything can happen.

[soccom8341576]

It's called a tactical retreat!

[fullmetalalchemist74]

His head smashed in and his heart cut out

And his liver removed and his bowels unplugged

And his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off

And his pen--

[Gecko7291971]

"Sir Robin ran away, Bravely ran away away, When natural reared her ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled"

How the hell do you "Bravely" run Away???

[ultimateinfinite]

OH OOOOHHHhhhh shit!

[ultimateinfinite]

"i bet you're gay" ......... "not im not"

[halidefox]

Castle Anthrax. LMAO.

[MissyHolland]

Hey, Sir Galahad, I've just set alight the

Grail-shaped beacon! And I must pay the

penalty.

[britboyal]

brave Sir Robin ran away *no!*

bravely ran away away *i didnt!*

[charlesye]

and after the spanking.. oral sex! omg i love this castle

[IceAquaZero]

You're a looney

[whiskylover1973]

god me too!

[Deadlord97]

rate good song is funny

[Ricky156]

I'll spank them any day.

[harrinski]

monty python is the best thing since slice bread.

[cleverbtass]

i'm sir robin for my class play, and it's wicked.

[kayawithpig]

Bravely bold Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot

He was not afraid to die, O brave Sir Robin

He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways

Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin.

He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp

Or to have his eyes gouged out and his elbows broken

To have his kneecaps split and his body burned away

And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin.

[fastmatt30]

LMFAO nice man how fast were you typing and how much did you have to replay it if at all?

[kayawithpig]

I have it memorized, and i'm a very slow typer.

[whiskylover1973]

all it takes is to listen to it several thousand times..LOL as I am sure you have (I know I have :-D )

[OlllPl]

His head smashed in and his heart cut out

And his liver removed and his bowels unplugged

And his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off

And his pen--

[whiskylover1973]

ok, that's enough for now lads!

[thepython23]

I'd let Dr Winston practice her art on me anyday.

And I'd give her a right good spanking and then...

[andy86i]

"let me go back in there and face the peril" no, its too perilous" :D

[Gemmz]

Awesome! Some of my favourite moments in the film. *laughs*

[Moundfreek]

One of the best scenes ever

[rowanrobinson]

he's buggered off.

classic!

[oniontaker]

"i bet you're gay!" lmao!

[TeddSpater99]

um thats enough music for now lads

Hes brave sir robbin brave sir robbin "SHUTUP"

TO FIGHT AND "shutup"

I think we should cut his head off

Oh lets be nice to him