As an American who is in fact quite a vigorous atheist myself... I can vouch that we American atheists are not in fact, all like vigorousatheist. Sigh.. he (and he is undoubtedly a he) misrepresents both groups vastly.
Vigorous Athiest is I'm sad to say a troll. And if anybody honestly believes they will get a two way conversation with him,is sadly misguided. All the guff about empire and America winning a global war. A quote from an old mate of mine about Americas fighting prowess. The best equipped the most poorly trained gang ho army in existence . Money and budgets do not equate to being a winning force. You only have to look at Vietnam to shoot holes in the USA will win against the world .
How brave of you to talk behind someone's back like that....If you have something to say, you can respond to me like a man.
Most poorly trained? That's not exaggerating now is it? Regardless if you think we're trained or not, we are still the most powerful military force this world has ever seen.
Vietnam? You mean the war where we had a 20-1 kill ratio? The war that we lost because of the media? Even the north vietnamese general said the media did more damage than their army
@vigorousAtheist Well... I'm sensible and I couldn't tell that you were joking - that's why I was answering your question. Mongoloid? I'm not Asian... And I honestly don't understand why a good lot of you Americans think you're better than everybody else just because you have a bigger country.
"mongoloid" is a common term given to someone with down syndrome.
Yes, America is better than the uk because we have a higher standard of living, higher quality if life, higher average income, higher wages, higher billionaire rate, higher millionaire rate, lower % of external debt, etc etc etc
Oh and we also have the most powerful military in the world.
You really need to stop getting your information from mainstream media outlets and actually do some research. tell me what "numbers" i got wrong, and i will happily send you a link to a source that confirms my numbers. Thanx ;)
@vigorousAtheist America is not better than the UK? We gave you a language... The one you're speaking in right now, and somehow you're superior? I mean come on, you probably have the highest obesity rate throughout the whole world, and the lowest IQ rate to go with it. Also the accent, Jesus Crist don't even get me started on the accent.
Just because we came from britain doesn't make britain better. Obesity? Lol don't make me laugh. If anything Obesity shows that we get what we want TOO much. And i would highly doubt we have a low average IQ (excluding mexican immigrants) being that we by far have the highest amount of Nobel Prizes. Also, one word...NASA.
Accent? BWAHAHAHAHAA.
Please, british accents literally sound homosexual.
nah to be honest, scottish and irish accents don't sound homosexual, but english accents do, there is no denying that. I should have been more precise.
@vigorousAtheist I feel quite content in myself knowing that you are a prick. Thank you for that, I now have more confidence and know that at least one person on this Earth is even more of a arse hole than me... Thank you, god bless America.
@vigorousAtheist We have a lower quality of life in the US, you mean. It seems all you care about is economics. That's a shitty way to evaluate countries.
@vigorousAtheist You're simply wrong on that. It's also pretty unbelievable that you would decide to show the world how great you think America is by acting like an insufferable jerk on the internet. Good job. Your very comments prove the worst stereotypes about us. Ignorant and proud.
@vigorousAtheist you, are racist and arrogant. Ukmites like myself and i'm sure the people responding to your comment, feel that there is an entire state at least as stu pid as you. America might be more larger in country mass and probably population, but UK has britan, with Britan is the British Empire. In military terms we'd waste you, dickhead. Fuck up next time
"but UK has britan, with Britan is the British Empire"
Britain *was* the british empire.
And the US runs the entertainment industry, dominates the internet, has the most powerful military in the world, oh and our fast food joints are all over the world, including in shitty weak britain
@vigorousAtheist British Empire does not mean the Empire like star wars, or the Roman Empire fron 497 A.D or whatever, British Empire could mean all the countrys allied with it, e,g UK, Australia, New Zealand, Pacific, and a shit load more countries. does your State school actually teach you anything? or u just chillax, smoke pot and get drunk all day?
join the others and be not the loner without anything but racism and stereotypes. Smoke pot and drink yourself popular
@vigorousAtheist mate i think you need to calm down you've commented like a hundred times on this one video. find something better to do with your life. You sad angry little child
@vigorousAtheist I have read all your comments. You sir, are just a moron. It's attitudes like you that are polluting our gene pool. And also, about the Mongoloid, yes, it is a very derogatory term for someone with Down's Syndrome, the reason? Their increased epicanthic folds make them resemble an 'Asian' person, or for short, a Mongol. So you're correction earlier on might make you feel smart, but really...no.
awww how cute. Somebody knows how to use Google....
I never said mongoloid can't mean anything else, obviously "mongol" has to do with asia. I was responding to someone thinking that mongoloid ONLY means asian, pointing out that it is used as a derogatory term.
@vigorousAtheist Ah I forgot you think everyone's dumber than you and so has to resort to Google. I'm not going to waste anymore time on you, but I just hope that you get some sort of pleasure from commenting and trolling about how great your country is. You can believe that and preach it as much as you like, you'll just look like a crazy yank. And I can always smile to myself and know we 'weak' brits will always have something you don't: An amazing 1000+ year history.
@vigorousAtheist I love the superiority complex Americans have. It's just so ridiculous. You actually have a higher poverty rate and technically you only have those statistics because you have so many people. You may be bigger, but you're not better. From an Irishman
Lol are you serious? First of all, the poverty bar in the uk is higher than in the US. Meaning, people living in poverty in the US make more than people living in poverty in the uk.
Secondly, all of those things i mentioned have NOTHING to do with the fact that America has more people. Name me ONE of those things that i said made us better than the uk that has to do with us being bigger.
And yet America could crush china and north korea in a global war.
Having a large number of soldiers only helps DEFEND a country from invasion, but if it was china or north korea in a GLOBAL war, we would dominate them. We would beat then in invasion too, it would only be harder.
The US military budget is almost equal to THE REST OF THE WORLD'S COMBINED.
Doesn't take a whole lot of guts to say it to a woman over the Internet, but I'd pay to see you go to one of Frankie's shows and say it to him. And incidentally, if you hate Scottish people, why watch the clip in the first place?
I love the way people hate on scots online, but I've never seen anyone do it to the face of a scottish man. You know why? Because my country is full of scary bastards who will kick the shit out of you, even if you're on fire. And we're the only race in the world whose men don't look gay in a skirt...
@TheSaintMix "British broadcasting company" - He's mocked the Monarchy countless times, and Rebecca Adlington's (British Olympic Gold Medalist) manager called for him to be kicked from BBC.
"... And you're unveiled, like a fucking prize on a quiz show! FOR 500 POINTS, A SHITTING WOMAN!!"
Absolute legend. I think he's a bit dark, but this is definitely one of his better performances because it's not just him insulting people, like his DVD's. :)
He is funny, I like that many many Scot's go on about how violent Scotland is, yet not over represented where being tough counts. The irony is fantastic.
@TheLordsOfGamecraft The cunt talks to much, and what he says is stupid not funny. Like most comedians today ( sadly ) he gets paid to tell us what we already know. I wanna hear things I have never heard before, like JOKES!!! Theres only one comedy that matters. JOKE TELLING COMEDY!! Everything else is BOOOORING SHIT!
@TheLordsOfGamecraft Just to hate??? Waddya mean JUST to hate. Its important to hate this type of crap. Its important and sad to see comedians who cant, or dont know how, to tell jokes anymore
@cfcjamez Also, todays shit humour is not just restricted to Scotland. English humour is just as SHIT! Heres some good humour. My girlfried calls my dick, ''The Firework''. Not because it lights up her life, but because its always going off in her face! BRILLIANT EH????? LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh ComedyMike, without you my futile quest to find the Pause Button would have lasted much longer. I thank you for making that beautiful sight of an Arrow to show me this magical button!
So, I heard Craig Ferguson doing the very same jokes about the terrorist on fire being punched and stuff along the lines of “welcome to Scotland”, who stole from whom?
@euyfdvfhj United States, frankie is funny, and I think he can translate pretty well, but of he's selling out theatres for 2000 people why the fuck he would come over here ?
@eddefy22 I don't think he'd translate very well, and when people would realise what he says they'll be offended...I don't think they would handle it as well as we do, his vulgar humor is good, but I don't think the US would appreciate it which is a shame.
As an American who is in fact quite a vigorous atheist myself... I can vouch that we American atheists are not in fact, all like vigorousatheist. Sigh.. he (and he is undoubtedly a he) misrepresents both groups vastly.
uiruu 8 hours ago
Pause.
Jamster9000 18 hours ago
Vigorous Athiest is I'm sad to say a troll. And if anybody honestly believes they will get a two way conversation with him,is sadly misguided. All the guff about empire and America winning a global war. A quote from an old mate of mine about Americas fighting prowess. The best equipped the most poorly trained gang ho army in existence . Money and budgets do not equate to being a winning force. You only have to look at Vietnam to shoot holes in the USA will win against the world .
Actingskint 1 day ago
@Actingskint
How brave of you to talk behind someone's back like that....If you have something to say, you can respond to me like a man.
Most poorly trained? That's not exaggerating now is it? Regardless if you think we're trained or not, we are still the most powerful military force this world has ever seen.
Vietnam? You mean the war where we had a 20-1 kill ratio? The war that we lost because of the media? Even the north vietnamese general said the media did more damage than their army
vigorousAtheist 1 day ago
6:05 Love how you can see a guy having to explain the joke to someone haha
Epsip 2 days ago
@Epsip.... his mum i think.
rabbittraps 1 day ago
Im sure some of these jokes are Lee Evans'.
XXArmsOfNukesxX 6 days ago
what the fuck language is this guy speaking?
vigorousAtheist 1 week ago
@vigorousAtheist I take it you are American or something along those lines...
cyphyn1 6 days ago 2
@vigorousAtheist He's speaking English... Are you American, by any chance?
SmudgyHollz 6 days ago
@SmudgyHollz
First of all, any sensible person could tell that i was fucking joking you mongoloid.
Second of all, yes, i'm American, which makes me superior to you.
vigorousAtheist 6 days ago
@vigorousAtheist Well... I'm sensible and I couldn't tell that you were joking - that's why I was answering your question. Mongoloid? I'm not Asian... And I honestly don't understand why a good lot of you Americans think you're better than everybody else just because you have a bigger country.
SmudgyHollz 6 days ago
@SmudgyHollz
"mongoloid" is a common term given to someone with down syndrome.
Yes, America is better than the uk because we have a higher standard of living, higher quality if life, higher average income, higher wages, higher billionaire rate, higher millionaire rate, lower % of external debt, etc etc etc
Oh and we also have the most powerful military in the world.
vigorousAtheist 6 days ago
@vigorousAtheist You really need to check the numbers on that buddy, US is down the shitter financial wise.
Pianofy 6 days ago
@Pianofy
You really need to stop getting your information from mainstream media outlets and actually do some research. tell me what "numbers" i got wrong, and i will happily send you a link to a source that confirms my numbers. Thanx ;)
vigorousAtheist 4 days ago
@vigorousAtheist
*yawn*
25alo2514m 5 days ago
@vigorousAtheist America is not better than the UK? We gave you a language... The one you're speaking in right now, and somehow you're superior? I mean come on, you probably have the highest obesity rate throughout the whole world, and the lowest IQ rate to go with it. Also the accent, Jesus Crist don't even get me started on the accent.
Bassett457 5 days ago
@Bassett457
Just because we came from britain doesn't make britain better. Obesity? Lol don't make me laugh. If anything Obesity shows that we get what we want TOO much. And i would highly doubt we have a low average IQ (excluding mexican immigrants) being that we by far have the highest amount of Nobel Prizes. Also, one word...NASA.
Accent? BWAHAHAHAHAA.
Please, british accents literally sound homosexual.
vigorousAtheist 4 days ago
@vigorousAtheist As Scotland as in Britain, are you saying Scottish accents sound homosexuel? Aye? Naw? What's gay about that.
BloggersMisintention 3 days ago
@BloggersMisintention
nah to be honest, scottish and irish accents don't sound homosexual, but english accents do, there is no denying that. I should have been more precise.
vigorousAtheist 3 days ago
@vigorousAtheist I feel quite content in myself knowing that you are a prick. Thank you for that, I now have more confidence and know that at least one person on this Earth is even more of a arse hole than me... Thank you, god bless America.
Bassett457 2 days ago
@vigorousAtheist We have a lower quality of life in the US, you mean. It seems all you care about is economics. That's a shitty way to evaluate countries.
pgunn01 5 days ago
@pgunn01
would you like for me to send you the list that shows America having a higher quality of life than the uk? Do i need to?
vigorousAtheist 4 days ago
@vigorousAtheist You're simply wrong on that. It's also pretty unbelievable that you would decide to show the world how great you think America is by acting like an insufferable jerk on the internet. Good job. Your very comments prove the worst stereotypes about us. Ignorant and proud.
pgunn01 4 days ago
@pgunn01
I will be sending you the url since you are so hardpressed on not believing the obvious truth.
vigorousAtheist 4 days ago
@vigorousAtheist you, are racist and arrogant. Ukmites like myself and i'm sure the people responding to your comment, feel that there is an entire state at least as stu pid as you. America might be more larger in country mass and probably population, but UK has britan, with Britan is the British Empire. In military terms we'd waste you, dickhead. Fuck up next time
FalconsPOWN2 5 days ago
@FalconsPOWN2
"but UK has britan, with Britan is the British Empire"
Britain *was* the british empire.
And the US runs the entertainment industry, dominates the internet, has the most powerful military in the world, oh and our fast food joints are all over the world, including in shitty weak britain
vigorousAtheist 4 days ago
@vigorousAtheist British Empire does not mean the Empire like star wars, or the Roman Empire fron 497 A.D or whatever, British Empire could mean all the countrys allied with it, e,g UK, Australia, New Zealand, Pacific, and a shit load more countries. does your State school actually teach you anything? or u just chillax, smoke pot and get drunk all day?
join the others and be not the loner without anything but racism and stereotypes. Smoke pot and drink yourself popular
FalconsPOWN2 4 days ago
@FalconsPOWN2
Definition of "empire"
"An extensive group of states or countries under a single supreme authority"
Nearly all of the countries in the commonwealth are sovereign nations, which the british "empire" basically doesn't exist anymore.
vigorousAtheist 4 days ago
@vigorousAtheist Dictonary lol/ no one needs those anymore except inbreeds
FalconsPOWN2 3 days ago
@FalconsPOWN2
Obviously you needed it, being that i had to give you the dictionary definition.
vigorousAtheist 3 days ago
@vigorousAtheist mate i think you need to calm down you've commented like a hundred times on this one video. find something better to do with your life. You sad angry little child
RoodleMcnoodle 2 days ago
@vigorousAtheist why would you have it in the first place??
Dumbass
FalconsPOWN2 2 days ago
@vigorousAtheist I have read all your comments. You sir, are just a moron. It's attitudes like you that are polluting our gene pool. And also, about the Mongoloid, yes, it is a very derogatory term for someone with Down's Syndrome, the reason? Their increased epicanthic folds make them resemble an 'Asian' person, or for short, a Mongol. So you're correction earlier on might make you feel smart, but really...no.
PorkMuffs 1 day ago
@PorkMuffs
awww how cute. Somebody knows how to use Google....
I never said mongoloid can't mean anything else, obviously "mongol" has to do with asia. I was responding to someone thinking that mongoloid ONLY means asian, pointing out that it is used as a derogatory term.
Nice try though ;)
vigorousAtheist 1 day ago
@vigorousAtheist Ah I forgot you think everyone's dumber than you and so has to resort to Google. I'm not going to waste anymore time on you, but I just hope that you get some sort of pleasure from commenting and trolling about how great your country is. You can believe that and preach it as much as you like, you'll just look like a crazy yank. And I can always smile to myself and know we 'weak' brits will always have something you don't: An amazing 1000+ year history.
PorkMuffs 23 hours ago
@PorkMuffs
i would rather have an extraordinary present than a semi-good past.
vigorousAtheist 22 hours ago
@vigorousAtheist I love the superiority complex Americans have. It's just so ridiculous. You actually have a higher poverty rate and technically you only have those statistics because you have so many people. You may be bigger, but you're not better. From an Irishman
ThisNameWasntUs3d 4 days ago
@ThisNameWasntUs3d
Lol are you serious? First of all, the poverty bar in the uk is higher than in the US. Meaning, people living in poverty in the US make more than people living in poverty in the uk.
Secondly, all of those things i mentioned have NOTHING to do with the fact that America has more people. Name me ONE of those things that i said made us better than the uk that has to do with us being bigger.
Do you know what AVERAGE or RATE means?
vigorousAtheist 4 days ago
@ThisNameWasntUs3d Please don't judge us all by our idiots. Some of us see how obnoxious attitudes like vigorousAtheist's are.
pgunn01 3 days ago
@vigorousAtheist China and North Korea have a bigger army the America
Fallout1999 4 days ago
@Fallout1999
And yet America could crush china and north korea in a global war.
Having a large number of soldiers only helps DEFEND a country from invasion, but if it was china or north korea in a GLOBAL war, we would dominate them. We would beat then in invasion too, it would only be harder.
The US military budget is almost equal to THE REST OF THE WORLD'S COMBINED.
vigorousAtheist 4 days ago
@vigorousAtheist
HAHAHA another american cunt thinking he's superior to everyone...
do us a favour, go piss of china ya twats!
XXArmsOfNukesxX 6 days ago 15
@XXArmsOfNukesxX Out of curiosity, what kind of cunt are you?
jalowitz 2 days ago
@vigorousAtheist What a stuck up thing to say? Mate, I'm 15 and I'm probably smarter than you.
Bassett457 5 days ago
@Bassett457
I'm not your "mate", mr pimpleface.
Unless you're wearing panties, you're not my mate either.
vigorousAtheist 4 days ago
@vigorousAtheist English
Kogaassassin 14 hours ago
but 17-18 year olds.. DO go to school..
EdgarRazorlip 1 week ago
He's a great performer. But like it or not, he steals jokes. He's well-known for it.
TheSpaceBar90 1 week ago
@TheSpaceBar90 He used to write jokes for jimmy car so he could well have written the condom joke
c00perz1 1 week ago
this man is great!
deaultusername 1 week ago
MY HISTORY TEACHER WAS IN BRAVE HEART AS AN EXTRA 0_0
TaskforceA14 1 week ago
@TaskforceA14 Cool story bro, the internet now totally respects you...
jesuswashere0000 1 week ago
Frankie boyle is the fucking man
GranTruismo4head 1 week ago 17
This man changed my life.
GuitarCurry17 1 week ago 2
''For 9.2 billion you could have written fuck off germany onto the moon'' thats the best thing iv ever heard!
jake89185 2 weeks ago
the first part he already did on MTW -- so glad to hear it again!
mildetryth 2 weeks ago
they toned him down for this you should see how hardcore he is on his standup
DannyVsTheWorld 2 weeks ago
5:39 haha
Moldveien 2 weeks ago
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1:27 EVANNA LYNCH!
Ub3rSk1llz 2 weeks ago
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Ub3rSk1llz 2 weeks ago
Katie Price is a cunt.
SethHesio 2 weeks ago
"i mean come on, for 9.2 billion you could've written 'fuck off germany' onto the moon."
heyysimone 3 weeks ago
im not even goin to count how many things where racially insensative about this vid
JNPCaboose 3 weeks ago
@JNPCaboose *were
SethHesio 2 weeks ago
@SethHesio oh w/e im bad english
JNPCaboose 2 weeks ago
@JNPCaboose I'm not even going to count how many spelling mistakes you just made.
alexxxnewzealand 2 weeks ago
@alexxxnewzealand umm in which comment? and only one in the first comment and a grammatical (prob spelt wrong) error in 2nd :p
JNPCaboose 2 weeks ago
Pause
BoomDowg 3 weeks ago
Frankie Boyle, 1 million views. Yep, sounds about right.
FlyingBandicoot 3 weeks ago
Doesn't take a whole lot of guts to say it to a woman over the Internet, but I'd pay to see you go to one of Frankie's shows and say it to him. And incidentally, if you hate Scottish people, why watch the clip in the first place?
Sazza997 3 weeks ago
im a scottish comedian, all i have to do is tell the english about what a shithole scotland is and they'll love me.....
irishdan2007 3 weeks ago
FUCKIN LOVE IT
MrDJskem 3 weeks ago
Shit! Sometimes i would like to have SAP on youtube.
Funha123 4 weeks ago
I love the way people hate on scots online, but I've never seen anyone do it to the face of a scottish man. You know why? Because my country is full of scary bastards who will kick the shit out of you, even if you're on fire. And we're the only race in the world whose men don't look gay in a skirt...
Sazza997 4 weeks ago
@Sazza997 yes you do, and I'll gladly come say that to your face :-)
NDRonin1401 3 weeks ago
@Sazza997
scottish isn't a race, scots might be hard but man you're fucking stupid.
NefariousVirtuoso88 3 weeks ago
Y did they kick him off Mock The Week!?!?!? Hes epic!!!
TheSaintMix 4 weeks ago
@TheSaintMix they didn't he decided to leave.
KaneFenton2 4 weeks ago
@TheSaintMix He didn't get kicked off. he left due to other TV commitments
gay really. @KaneFenton2 read this as well
FalconsPOWN2 4 weeks ago
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@TheSaintMix He didn't get kicked off. he left due to other TV commitments
gay really. @KaneFenton2 read this as well
FalconsPOWN2 4 weeks ago
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@TheSaintMix He didn't get kicked off. he left due to other TV commitments
gay really. @KaneFenton2 read this as well
FalconsPOWN2 4 weeks ago
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@TheSaintMix He didn't get kicked off. he left due to other TV commitments
gay really. @KaneFenton2 read this as well
FalconsPOWN2 4 weeks ago
@TheSaintMix He didn't get kicked off. he left due to other TV commitments
gay really.
FalconsPOWN2 4 weeks ago
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@TheSaintMix He didn't get kicked off. he left due to other TV commitments
FalconsPOWN2 4 weeks ago
@TheSaintMix "British broadcasting company" - He's mocked the Monarchy countless times, and Rebecca Adlington's (British Olympic Gold Medalist) manager called for him to be kicked from BBC.
TheJoshSouthy 4 weeks ago
HAHAHAHA
SLIPKNOT133EDGES 1 month ago
6:05 some guy has to explain the condom joke to his girlfriend
BS4Tactful 1 month ago 126
@BS4Tactful That is SO what is happening there.
SethHesio 2 weeks ago
@BS4Tactful siknd noticed afta i liked ur comment it was on 69 :P
rynb93 2 weeks ago
@BS4Tactful i wish he'd explain it to me :-/
3Nex 1 week ago
@3Nex turn the condom inside out and it will make your hand numb instead.
Kingpin0072001uk 1 week ago
@Kingpin0072001uk oh right.. thanks........... that's not a bad idea
3Nex 1 week ago
@3Nex lol
Kingpin0072001uk 1 week ago
@BS4Tactful In all honesty, i thought that was 2 guys
Corrosionized 4 days ago
Lol rape condom.
gunninlinguist 1 month ago
Where is part two? How to tell what's going through..." Through what? I MUST know!
andrewkiwi100 1 month ago 37
@andrewkiwi100 'a man's head' I'm guessing.
nasty1182 2 weeks ago
@andrewkiwi100...... through a woman's mind?
jonsdlr 2 weeks ago
@andrewkiwi100 something racist or to do with Vagina's i bet you all the money on the planet
FalconsPOWN2 1 week ago
love how 6:06 he's explaining the joke :D
thirdeye7777 1 month ago
Americans stay in school until they're 18....
AztecQueen321 1 month ago
fat unfunny and scottish
captainshitto 1 month ago
@captainshitto hey screw u man, hes hardly fat, funny as fk and whats wrong wit scots, i gt scot friends
y dnt u jst go cry 2 ur mother about this as well
frankieboi157 1 month ago
@frankieboi157 be quiet you pointless cuntrag
captainshitto 1 month ago
@captainshitto umadbro? go talk to mummy bout it
FalconsPOWN2 1 month ago
@FalconsPOWN2 be quiet
captainshitto 1 month ago
@captainshitto struck a nerve. yay.
FalconsPOWN2 1 month ago
@FalconsPOWN2 shh
captainshitto 1 month ago
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Everybody follow @jamestagg2 and support the cause, he needs to know he's a cunt.
YOBLUH 1 month ago
stole of billy connolly?..
MegaTrainspotter 1 month ago
Fucking love Frankie Boyle! :D Please check out my stand-up videos, I'd really appreciate it! Thanks :D
jakshallburn 1 month ago
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snakeyjake7 1 month ago
can we have the english version of this plz!
sanz841 1 month ago
@sanz841 Unaccented you mean? nope. One of Frankie's defining factors is his accent
FalconsPOWN2 1 month ago
"... And you're unveiled, like a fucking prize on a quiz show! FOR 500 POINTS, A SHITTING WOMAN!!"
Absolute legend. I think he's a bit dark, but this is definitely one of his better performances because it's not just him insulting people, like his DVD's. :)
MegaAdam1000 1 month ago
lol this guy use to hide in the latin class at lunch times as a kid and nerd out to star wars
sirbestnameever 1 month ago
how to tell whats going through what!?
TheJsli 1 month ago
"....if she die's in battle"
lol, PRICELESS!
brightlights456X 1 month ago
Liked this video before i even watched past 0:01
Akoroth 1 month ago
An amazing comic, and truly Scottish! It's a sense of humour (NOT humor!!!) that has little competition elsewhere!
mitchattitude 1 month ago
luv frankie boyle, almost as funny as peter kay!!!!
dannyh7676 1 month ago
He is funny, I like that many many Scot's go on about how violent Scotland is, yet not over represented where being tough counts. The irony is fantastic.
aeschw 1 month ago
@aeschw
.... just .....
TheLordsOfGamecraft 1 month ago
Husband sent me here...
SweetRapists 1 month ago
"How to tell what's going through...". Well done, knob.
18blacksheep 2 months ago
frankie is funny here,
but definitely went ott after this and through tramadol for example, for no other reason than hatred.
but hes been one of my fav comedians.
TheBluePianist 2 months ago 2
@TheBluePianist Tramadol was pretty shit, I'll be honest... but his mockery of celebrities and general ... dark humour let's call it... it's great.
If you don't like it then... well sorry but you aren't a Boyle fan xD
Joppsta360 1 month ago
Yet ANOTHER CUNT that does a lot of talking but never says anything funny. Shame.
wanderer1955 2 months ago
@wanderer1955 Who're you watching? Because I'm watching Frankie Boyle and he's fucking hilarious.
DeathDragon4000 2 months ago 2
@DeathDragon4000 REALLY?? I hadent noticed sorry.
wanderer1955 2 months ago
@wanderer1955
Are you on the same planet? he is hilarious..
TheLordsOfGamecraft 1 month ago
@TheLordsOfGamecraft The cunt talks to much, and what he says is stupid not funny. Like most comedians today ( sadly ) he gets paid to tell us what we already know. I wanna hear things I have never heard before, like JOKES!!! Theres only one comedy that matters. JOKE TELLING COMEDY!! Everything else is BOOOORING SHIT!
wanderer1955 1 month ago
@wanderer1955
Well like me and the millions out there, he makes us laugh so we watch him , he is not boring.
TheLordsOfGamecraft 1 month ago
@wanderer1955
Can i asked why you clicked on this video? just too hate?
TheLordsOfGamecraft 1 month ago
@TheLordsOfGamecraft Just to hate??? Waddya mean JUST to hate. Its important to hate this type of crap. Its important and sad to see comedians who cant, or dont know how, to tell jokes anymore
wanderer1955 1 month ago
@TheLordsOfGamecraft And before anybody acuses me of knocking Scotland. I'm not Scotland is a lovely country, I been there many times.
wanderer1955 1 month ago
@wanderer1955 lol scotland is not a lovely country . try staying here , its a shithole
cfcjamez 1 month ago
@cfcjamez I did. Four days in Inverness. GREAT! Toured the whole west coast. Also GREAT!
wanderer1955 1 month ago
@cfcjamez Also, todays shit humour is not just restricted to Scotland. English humour is just as SHIT! Heres some good humour. My girlfried calls my dick, ''The Firework''. Not because it lights up her life, but because its always going off in her face! BRILLIANT EH????? LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wanderer1955 1 month ago
Scotland is a lovely country :D
HannahLemon 2 months ago
"I'm gonna need new eyes and a finger transplant"
VlogAndTell 2 months ago
Oh ComedyMike, without you my futile quest to find the Pause Button would have lasted much longer. I thank you for making that beautiful sight of an Arrow to show me this magical button!
TheDaiko7 2 months ago
why did it have to stop? Frankie is without a doubt my favourite comedian, and i have seen really good comedians in my time.
FalconsPOWN2 2 months ago
Classic
Theshadeyshades 2 months ago
Frankie Boyle is made of win.
Lightf00t1 2 months ago
Turn on transcribe audio about 0.22
Valeticar 2 months ago 51
@Valeticar 1:06 'who'd entered kennedy's disease in women sites' haha it's awful!
pulsengine 2 months ago
@Valeticar How do you do this?
nannonx 2 months ago
@Valeticar oh epic mate..
1xlottiex1 2 months ago
@Valeticar Now, that's just unfortunate. Hahaha the best incorrect t.a.
ThrashMetalForces 1 month ago
@Valeticar rofl that's epic!
ChrisUKFF 1 month ago
@Valeticar I like how it get's "Alcoholic Racist" correct :P
TrueSkyl1n3 1 month ago 3
So, I heard Craig Ferguson doing the very same jokes about the terrorist on fire being punched and stuff along the lines of “welcome to Scotland”, who stole from whom?
BortolanAlexandre 2 months ago
@BortolanAlexandre Its Frankie's personal material. Craig Ferguson is a thieving prick.
convictPKlol 2 months ago
@BortolanAlexandre
It's a throw-away joke, so it doesn't matter.
sliver321123 2 months ago
....and then a single gunshot
MrHarper2010 2 months ago
he used a lot of this material on mock the week
MORGAN1992FREEM4N 2 months ago
i love his accent. . . i could listen to him speak forever :)
tempus091 2 months ago
got my tickets for his tour <3
bowlingforunicorns 2 months ago
is he still doing stand up, he needs to do a tour here. Well no one knows him here but i will see him.
eddefy22 3 months ago
@eddefy22 Where's here? Mars?
euyfdvfhj 2 months ago
@euyfdvfhj United States, frankie is funny, and I think he can translate pretty well, but of he's selling out theatres for 2000 people why the fuck he would come over here ?
eddefy22 2 months ago
@eddefy22 I don't think he'd translate very well, and when people would realise what he says they'll be offended...I don't think they would handle it as well as we do, his vulgar humor is good, but I don't think the US would appreciate it which is a shame.
euyfdvfhj 2 months ago
@eddefy22 You spelt theatre the English way...
TheBenPicko 2 months ago
part 2?
ravenshield56 3 months ago
whats 1 foot long and makes women scream
cot death
umaga416 3 months ago
whats going through what ?
lemonpartyhellyeah 3 months ago
tastefully offensive
Richy0326 3 months ago
for me the best comedian out there, he rips ppl apart so funny.
Nayden 3 months ago
Fuck, I know how to pause now but it's so loud, pausing it only makes it quiet for a little while but the images won't move! WTF!?
aaron4820 3 months ago