Chris Moyles Blog No.1

[bearburbero]

Ur right: naked is better.. but we miss the lower part of the vision

[tunny2000]

I slept with Chris Moyles last night.

[magicalgoats]

How awful for you.

[doctorg01]

chaim420. You've just put the final nail in your own coffin. Plays good music?? He loves the sound of his own fucking voice so much, there isn't any. Any thing he does play.....usual radio 1 daytime fodder (utter shite). Go out & explore little boy. You might even learn something. Twat.

[doctorg01]

I can't believe this mouthy pathetic self important little twat commands so much money from us (licence fee paying morons). I suspect in all honesty he is what we deserve, judging by some of the moronic comments posted on here. Probably by people who read the sun.

Legend my arse.

[chaim420]

self important? he ha his fame because of his talent u twat.. he doesn't go out to promote himself or his image like many fake celebrities. this guy is really funny and entertaining, plays good music and is clever. so piss off.

[somme1915]

FUCKIN FAT TURD

[ScareylXD]

AWESOME!!!! love the chris moyles show :D

[BigHarryPotterFan07]

I rated you 2 stars, but if I could turn back time I would have just done one

[Thehater2]

If I ever see you in the street i'll tell you what I think of you you unfunny fat obese baboon!

[AshDrummer8]

chris your legend

becuz of you, ive always wanted to be a radio DJ

ur job just sounds so amazing!

you know?

waking ppl up in the morning

having a laff with the public!

u reli are legend mate!

[maryhinge]

The Chris Moyles show is probably my favourite radio show, the only problem is the constant repitition.

[dan221285]

what a cock knocker.

[oxdaydreamer13xo]

wooo chris!!!

[mikki0001]

clip on lima¬!!!!!!xx

[sunnygirl06]

ur amaaazing chris =) x

[nataliedawyd]

luk like a online perv!

[beechy20000]

same as always gets laughs out of others expense, but cant take it himself, not in the same class as mark n lard, mind you radio 1 is shit altogether, and dont get me started on whiley

[Freakster36]

SPACE PIRATES!!!!!!!!!!

[alistercadnant]

SO FUNNY KEEP IT UP CHRISS

[AbbyLovesChocolate]

I love chris moyles, he's funny as!!, he's obv got talent if he started off doing radio in a hospital to being on radio 1. i don't know why everyone's saying nasty comments on him. sados.

[bubbles2911811]

Nice Movie Guys - hes a legend! atomicfeedback.com

[CalRocks]

I cant stand this talentless piece of lard

[Alexwaiteuk]

Then why did you want this cunt

[Alexwaiteuk]

cunt

[mickscott]

...too right, useless fat lard arse unfunny twat!!

[martypowers]

Moylesy is best breakfast show since Mark n Lard...!!!!

[nines9999]

Oi Chris Moyles is GOD! i love it on a morning

Chris baby whats your xbox gamertag me and you need to have a few rounds on cod 4? let us know thanks mate

[beechy20000]

fat talentlass knobhead

[lfctaff]

he is mint why watch if you dont like him cock breath

[robCaB]

Talentless Cunt.

[hafstrat]

Chris you make me laugh and brighten up may drive to work. :-)

[kimberwright]

scary poor sophie lol

[chrismoyles123]

fatty

[bnprenaissance]

Howdo Moyles.

Does your dad still go running? I used to talk to him in the Royal Mail gym.I bet he's fitter than you.

[toddfost2oo4]

wahey fuckin legend

[xxsaffiexx]

hes well hot

[xxJulieFlugtxx]

Crazy.. ;(

[philos4r]

he has or his manager has recently raised his profile he is every were.he is going down.the next tv star sleeze monster i wonder what secrets are kept in that tiny reciever of a brain.shaggy was good thoagh.

[busterbrown426]

20 erms. in just under 2 minutes.

[burybobz]

Moyles is shit. His fans are clueless, end of story. Because you minions of morons out there keep lauding this unfunny, tedious guy (and others of a similar ilk) as 'legend', 'ace' etc, then the ones with a modicum of standards and intelligence must suffer these sub-standard celebrities and their vacuous drivel. Lap it up lamebrains, its all you deserve.

[tylerculkin]

Says you who decided to waste your obviously valuable time watching him and in fact doing a search for him on youtube!! and then spent longer boring everybody else with your relentless dribble on to the comment section! lets face it how can 6 million people be wrong!? If you find him funny it means you have a sense of humour, if you don't find him funny DON'T LISTEN TO HIM and turn on RADIO 2

[burybobz]

you enjoy him. you're a moron. q.e.d.

there's a leaky gas oven with your heads name on it, do us al a favour cocksucker.

[tylerculkin]

al is spelt all !!!!!! who's the moron now !! LMFAO

[burybobz]

wow, a typo, and you're creaming in your mums knickers! sad fucker, go on, the oven awaits little boy :)

[tylerculkin]

hehehe :P I don't think it's a typo I think your a homo :)

[snaponguy666]

burybobz you are rely imature calling people "cock suckers" you obviously cant think of anything better to say so stop waisting our time and go and listen to radio 2.

[tomme1981]

I also search out Jordan, Katie Price, Jade Goody etc. to flame dick heads like you who think their so called 'celeb stars' are so fantastic.

I enjoy mocking idiots like you, who are 'fans' of such innane twats. Get a life fuktard. Ha Ha.

[shaneomoleo]

Mate get a life! If you clearly don't like Moyles then why are you watching it! Have you got nothing better to do! I'm sorry, do you not have a sense of humour!

[philos4r]

before he erased my comments i annoid him nthe most by being nice.

[philos4r]

check out page 14 what chris called me

[mahim786]

grr cant stand the fucking fat cunt

[telemetry9]

i fancy the arse off him....he's smouldering.

[Gabba135]

If you dont like him DONT WATCH IT! fucking simple people, nothing nice to say about him then dont say a word. Im sick of countless youtube users saying pointless horrible things. Dont listen to those twats Chris ur Ace. And well done to the people who said something nice about him.

[wakachaka]

uurgh, check out his dirty nails!! vile to the nth degree...take a shower chris!

[bearnass]

haha

[Torchwood001]

big muscles

[lisacrossdresser]

a  fat man couldnt find fame antwhere else but radio 1

[123twan123]

he almost won that singing contest he went on and the millions of people who listen to him would watch any show he was in he is bril.

[123twan123]

great bloke love the show keep it up mate and ignore the wanker`s on here who are hating you they prob listen to radio 2 or something like that.

[leedsunitedrhino]

LEEDS! LEEDS!! LEEDS!!!

[aarontic]

love you chris x

[cerberusjf]

Does anyone find this funny in the slightest? Moyles is as dull as ####

[Hazza448]

Well i'm guessing at least a majority of radio1's countless listeners otherwise he wouldn't be a radio1 dj would he? idiot.

:P

[cerberusjf]

So is it his countless radio 1 listeners that have given him 3 stars out of 5 for this c##p (I mean clip).

[oshite007]

I heard a joke on the radio the other day - it was this fat fuck - I heard he does breakfast from 6-9 , then he has lunch from 2-5 then he has supper - fat bastard! Do u know what he is going 2 do during the summer? Sweat.

[scottnoodle]

does anyone else think chris sounds more northern off hair than he does on his breakfast show? they must make him pronounce his words more southernly so not to intimidate the southerners...

[cypresshillboi]

intimidate the southerners??????????? are you all pussies and are scared of accents?????

[cabbaman98]

Haha aur a funny bloke chris!

Love ya x x x x

[Knuckleschaotix]

Your a hot bloke. You into cubs?

[magicmossy]

You've even spoiled the internet!

[brightboi06]

chris moyles u rock

[ambrose1435]

why do you worship chris moyles on a daily basis?

[ambrose1435]

you are a fool. shut up.

[brightboi06]

No, you are a fool. Get a life.

[ambrose1435]

no you are a fool. end of story. so there. no more to be said.

[brightboi06]

Fuck off for fuck sake and get a life.

[feetperfection]

u get a life u wanker.

[miracleK7]

CHANNEL 5 !!!

[tomatzu]

Bullshit! LOL!

Legend!!! You rule the radiowaves Moylesy!

[killwack1992]

wooooooooooooooooop at last the legend him self

[ramalam123]

hahhhh

[magicmossy]

when does he sing NUMA NUMA...?

[MrsRikkidoSeph]

ahh! my eyes! he he.

[kirky29]

Lols funny. I only listen to Radio 1 in the mornings for you lot, then Radio 2 for the rest of they day, BUT youre ace! Ignor the other tossers below and stuff :):):)

[DrParanoidAndroid]

lol

[ILoveTopman]

lol

[philos4r]

Hi criss keep it real as they say, u have a great chance of making a positive difference. Like all comedians you are unhappy on the inside and require assurance which is normal we all gather our powers from different sources.

[ambrose1435]

yes, yes, yes, yes! I am now fully life assured. Thankyou soooo much.

[supernerdxD]

HELL YEAH!! CHRIS MOYLES RULES!! xD

Cute lemur. ^^

=D

♥

[bankzie]

SING SOMETHING!

[smonny9]

wow moyelsy why are people being soo harsh silly shits!

[iamthereallebowski]

why?? not funny. pointless vid best bit was when it ended

[nformby]

If you don't like him so much why watch a video about him, plus you watched it all the way thru? Or do you like fat naked men? lol. No offence moyles but you have came to terms with that already havent u?

[ljarnill]

Woof! :D

[bigcreator]

lol awsome vid dude, oh ye btw your FAT

[supaste]

stick to the radio..

[xxxkerzxxx]

i dnt hate him but thats jst stupid

[xxxkerzxxx]

wot a tit haha

[nformby]

Go away you haters

[dtrmad2004]

The haters will be around forever while this idiot is polluting our airwaves.

MOYLES OUT! coxy back for mornings please!

[MrBongalar]

go chris

[mixindave1]

check his muscles lol.  funy chris

[TheJuicepatrol]

Oh dear Chris

[SkinnerSG]

Chris is brilliant, fuck off haters

[coolukads]

This vid just makes me think "MORNING BREATH".. thank god we don't have 'smell-o-blog' yet :S

Loving the show! (if not the vidblog ;)

[skinnydipper16]

You rock Chris Moyles!

Fancy a Bum? (Balls of steel)

[Trixy17]

chris is quality!!!!

[korgscrew]

What a fat waste of space! I switched to radio 2 when this fat prick was employed by the BBC.

By the way, its radio one, not radio won.

[dawniedope]

i cant stand him he is pathetic

[rentoz]

Just like in the radio..... blah blah blah < silence -dont know what to say next > blah blah blah <some fit celebrity > blah blah blah < silence -dont know what to say next > blah blah blah < oh I am so taken by some sky one series > blah blah blah.

I switched to classic fm.

[bearfriendd]

so WOOOFIE!!! Come to my house in MTY !!

[Encoded1]

wow thats a face for radio

[cheekysara87]

all u guys are gay hes funny u stupid pricks and nerds hes funny like jonny vegas and can u mension me on the radio please

[dtrmad2004]

Get the fuck off my radio pie boy, noone likes you

[TrickyWannabe]

Radio show PWNZ

[afrokid53]

whey!

[afrokid53]

wt the hells with the uk release of youtube, who in the uk hasnt been on youtube!?!?

[wotdidisay]

Who ate all the cornish pasties?????

[afrokid53]

whey!

[Ieyla1]

I like the radio show better...

[recycle0elderly]

Funneh :P

[Chaingunkill]

Get the fuck out of my yard

[DigitalLuke]

Love Ya Chris, every morning is a quailty!!

[h1m616]

Leave the Moyles along hes a legend [= OXo

[mcpduk]

W H A T A  D O P E

[rossyt]

put some clothes on tubby

[afrokid53]

whey!

[gigey77]

ha ha chris supporting leeds u scum up the villa but legend

[crnokosa72]

heheh chris, was this video made just after u had sex.call me if u fancy some some....

[THOMAS551535]

why do people still take the piss out of chris, leave the guy hes funny.

[Jonny1239]

fucking legend lyk

[sweetness00peace]

Chris, ur funny!!! i love ur show!! u mke me laugh after havin a terrible time in life! keep waking the country up with your wonderful show! ur brilliantly funny u a genius.....

ok enough with the compliments now..

xx

[OrangePeelings]

Y do u ppl watch these videos if u dnt like him, just dnt bother it as simple as that! Idiots, and the person who counted the er/erms, get a life, seriously!

[2ze]

its a shame that your not number 1 anymore.your starting to bore people.yeah ive watched this video i know im sad.but do you chris

[ScratchDesign]

chubby little loser...

[rhonddat]

if you ever wonder why our tv licence fee is so high look no further half his listners probably dont have one

[artrock26]

God! They love their own voices and now they want people see them on a home video!! but to be fair, id rather see them than hear them :) HOWARD STERN wannabes

[artrock26]

DJS are wannabe morons! they love the sound of their own voices and kiss peoples ass for popularity! they are never real! always have to stick to trendy comments! ASS KISSERS INC

[iamnotaplasticbag]

24 er/erms in 1.5 minutes, is that a record?! Ha! I so bet you're sad enough to check if I'm right.....

[appletree100]

fuckin ledgend

[scottmar43650]

Good lad!

[xeroption]

What a tosser -

[opXblueXbat]

Whats his appeal?

[Fizzy666]

hahaha legend

[DelPinoSMB]

hehe Oh, my girls. No need to stopp to Chris Moyles level, heavens knows our boy wouldn't do the same. Or perhaps he would but only through passive aggression. ;]

Needless to say I gained absolutely nothing from viewing this except, perhaps, a headache and a bit of nausea to go along. I would have given 0 stars but thats giving no rating at all so 1-5 stars. Poor video (though I do quite like lemurs)

[TheRealLokelani]

disgusting moron!

[blackwildkitty]

WHAT AN IDIOT!!!!!!!!

[blackpooltower]

thats my f!!!ing lima

[tizical]

"it's a clip on lima"

that made me laugh so hard

[Rivas182]

nice one

[marshwomp]

Love the show.

[fistft99]

You're a nice bear chris! Pitty you're not into wrestling! take u on mate!

[breakaway86]

dude, your a legend!!!!

[CaptainMcObvious]

frozen indigo angel

[SGIuk1980]

chris moyles is a DJ god!!

[edweezy69]

savoiur of RADIO 1

[wotthefuk]

how big is the penis?

[lisow36]

ode knight1605 keeps callin chris...but the TWAT keeps loggin on to this piece....eh chris keep goin..n wen more blog vids?

[knight1605]

:-D I wish people posting comments could actually spell. As if he is going to read or post comments....hes probably having a hard earned rest on the Costa del Fattos Twattos.

[Torchwood001]

Fuck of knight1605 hes not a twat hes ace listen every morning - u can just piss off, ur proabbaly 30 stone anyway xD

[knight1605]

Thank god hes on holiday.........got a proper DJ in his place. ;)

[knight1605]

Over rated, over paid, over weight. What a twat.

[mattay06]

Go Moyles you fucking legend!

[dearestpem]

you actually CAN hear the horse in the background at 00:03

[Markdorman]

Do you shave your back ?

[kinkyminks2003]

hey moylesy i luv ure show listen every morning without fail. cant believe ure joinin us all on the youtube haha hope to se mor vids of you and the rest of the gang.

x

[bruv1984]

Moyles you are a Legend pure and simple, ignore all the haters bcoz there all jelouse so ignore him you LEGENED

[ootscat123]

LEGEND!!

[alungandi]

You fat basterd

[mclay2oo7]

lmao chris you acuatlly post back:P nice vid except u wer e half naked and didnt say much put a mention of my nickname on ur show.

love ur show man keep it up m8;)!

[donthejewler]

big it up my man moyles,

[feelingthisreality]

naked blog!!! woooo! ahahah! luv ur show sooo much. not keen on the rest of the radio 1 presenters eeeee!

[FLibbertyGibbet44]

k

[SavageD86]

This is a really good video blog, I like it a lot. Some people think mine is pretty cool also. Check it out sometime.

[Pikeyman2006]

Stop being precious and pathetic and removing all the negative comments you prima donna. You get a million quid a year from us you precious fat tw@t. Sorry but we dont all get paid to laugh at your "jokes" like your cronies.

[chrismoylesblog]

I'll do whatever i want bellend! PS Jesus Loves you!

[DailyTechnology]

Haha your so funny! You were on charlotte church's show recently.. I believe..! You are hilarious, keep the blogs up :P

[hay1337]

lol nice

[tylerculkin]

hehe yup ya right Chris everbody else thinks he's a cunt !!!!!!

[philos4r]

hey bud all i said was lets hope you do something usefull in a nice. way what a utter mong.

[IsseyStarrbright]

Love it. <3

[sltr1]

omg i think ive just cummed! LOL Chris your sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooooooo smexy!