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  • Well played- whoever said he couldve put it on the floor- why do that when there's a perfectly empty conveyor belt right there. The bitch shouldve moved- end of story. I hate people like her! Lol

  • she was black

  • I think that is hilarious! I'm a cashier myself and just wish i could say things like that to rude people!!

  • You should have used your words first. Most people don't read body language and just because you put you basket down on the belt, does not mean she has to move. I am totally one to post up on the conveyor belt. but your story was still funny.Crazy she had an attitude. laugh.

  • ...even your regular voice sounds like obama...

  • LOL he is so silly! I LOVE watchin your Videos!!!!

  • you are an incredible young black man...I like youyr style, very inspiring and gives me hope for our future.

  • dude youre sooooo right!!!! people dont know how to act right at the store, get in, get your stuff, be courteous, and dont stare, that fuckin simple...but people like her and others make me wanna smash someone

  • @54literz I couldn't agree more! i try to show as much courtesy as possible, but I am guilty of one thing. I like to people watch. You will never find more diversity anywhere else than in a grocery store. =)

  • You sound like the one who made the "you can have what ever you want" remix of obama song

  • You should have beat them with some garlic bread lol

  • like your bannas have mad cow lol

  • Haha well played bruh

  • you could of just set your basket down. lazy nigger

  • ahahahha..... damn i wish i could see that

  • you should have put your "heavy basket" on the ground for the meantime.... Problem solved

  • i hate when folks are too lazy to take perishable foods back to where they got them. what if a dummy that works there puts something already spoiled back in the loop to be purchased and someone gets sick?! I also hate when ppl unload their baskets and leave them in the way and you can't move up. Had that happen to me tonight and as soon as I started to move them, they grabbed them!

  • haha I love you man, this is hilarious, cuz I kinda got into the same situation, There was this lady shopping in the same lane I was gettin my stuff from. and then all of a sudden she comes up to me and starts freaking out about taking the last box of serial xD She tried stealing it from me >:( haha eventually she offered to BUY them from me XD I cracked up

  • I guess they were shocked that I understood their conversation and were worried I would hit them perhaps. They said some awful things which I don’t understand why they would since I didn’t say or do anything to them. I guess they were just used to talking trash about people in Russian while shopping and never considered the possibility of running into someone like me. ;)

  • part 2: Well I turned the corner and the two of them started trash talking me out of the blue. I could not believe my ears and waited until they finished. So then I walked past them and said, “Like you should talk”. As soon as those words in Russian came out of my mouth they dropped their items they were planning to buy and ran out of the store. LOL

  • part 1: Well this didn’t happen in a grocery store, but instead a clothing store. I was shopping with my mom. There were two women talking in Russian. I didn’t mind them and kept walking around, but they must have seen me.

  • Interesting story, I enjoyed it. Keep up the good work. You seem like a very intelligent young man.

  • LOL!! That was pretty funny. What I really hate is when the cashier rings up the total and the dummy in front of me decides he/she doesn't want that and instead wants another brand. So the cashier has to call one of the employees to look for that item on aisle 20 and here we are on cashier 2 waiting 5-10 minutes for the guy to return with that item. Then once he gets the item, the fool decides he/she doens't want it because it's too expensive. Wish I could beat them with a rolled up Vogue mag.

  • i was at the grocery store as i was walking out this wannabe gangster comes up to me with 2 freinds and says give me your grocerys or me and gang members are gonna jump you

    i laughed and said try

    (i am a black belt in judo and jiu jitsu)

    i ended up giveing two of them a black eye and the other dude ran away

  • Hi -fived her in the face? LMAO. And bananas wit MAD-COW! Ha! HiIlarious!

  • you should have high fived her in the face.

  • cool story bro

  • lol

  • i got a funny story i am a cashier at a grocery store smiths 2 weeks ago i had to work at nite and a guy went crazy over coupons from walmart he started insulting me i tried to keep cool and he said he was gonna kick my ass i said do it and he said fuck you then i was bout to jump over the counter and my bagger held me back and that guy ran away

  • @leonkennedy64 Us baggers try to keep you guys calm (i work at albertsons, if you dont have one its like a more expensive walmart but with the worst stuff to buy)

  • @leonkennedy64 You should of slided over the counter and fly kick the guy LOL!

  • I just can't stand rude people. I love the background music in this video

  • she must have been an obama voter

  • not that funny :(

  • i dont kno u from adam and i dont kno u from eve hahaha that was funny

  • my broccili got swine flu LOLOLOLOLOL

  • OMG I feel you i have been in the same situation i hate it and yes it is toooooooo funny when you get home and realize what just happened....

  • lol "i guess you payin for a couple of my groceries"

  • 1 time, my mom and i were in walgreens or cvs or sumthin. this lady (like in her late 50's) was a little close to my mom. my mom stepped forward alittle bit and the lady was still literally 1 inch behind my mom. my mommy stepped forward again. the lady stepped forward and started humming. she turned around and gave her a LOOK. then my mom bought her things looked back and gave her a dirty look and left. (not very funny)

  • LOLOLOLOLOLOL.......grocery racism....my fruits ca't touch your vegetables???

  • Ha it actually really is the customers responsibility to put the dividers down..

  • i agree with you 100 percent, she was a snob,, you should have cussed her out

  • Omg at 3:25 to the end I was dying

  • "thats YOUR JOB!" lol i wouldve been like chick please

  • LMAO!!! " What My Fruits Cant Touch Your Vegetabels?" My Cheerios Got Cuuties" LOL

  • lol drinkin a beer, good touch

  • damn

  • Haha, grocery racism! Now that's something I haven't heard before.

  • omg its like i cant say how funny ur vids are be cuz there past funny i got to say i ][_. ([]) ][_.

  • lol my fruits cant touch your vegatables? lol that face he made cracked me up

  • This dude is a FREAKIN superhero to me. I want to be like him.

  • ive had crazy fights in stores not even able to comment on it ill make a vid catch it when i post on my channel that its comming up

  • lol, this one time, my mum, cousin, and i were shopping and my cousin picks up then puts down a reese's pieces bar then puts his hand in his pocket. this lady walking by just out of no where spazzes out and starts yelling and getting all up in my moms face telling her to watch her kids, then runs away. aparently her kid said that he saw my cousin take a reese's pieces and put it in his pocket. the look on that lady's face when she found out she was wrong was so hilarious

  • hes gunna be there forever!! And some other woman turns around and just gives my mum some dragon Eyes!!! But my mum didnt notice so when that woman was finished she turned to ma mum and said

    i only had 11 actually! in some Bitchy! Voicee

    Straight away My mum shouts out

    I Werent even Talking to you!!!!!!

    She didnt even turn around

    i was just like

    Ohhhhhh

    No she didnt

    My mum was cursin she wanted to go find the woman cos the woman walked so fast i thought she was running!!!!!

    LOL thats it

  • @mizzgirle19

    You story is dumb as hell and you need to learn how to spell (wow haha that rhymed)

  • @badgirlana1

    im just sayin !

    u gotta better story Bitch! :O

    LOL jk u probably do :(

  • Funny Story that happened in Milton Keynes's asda

    Me and mum were just buyin a few snacks cos we were needed some food!

    And all the checkouts were Loong So we just went to the self service.

    And this One Guy Had Like LOADS of stuff i Mean like LOADS so many and your only allowed 10 items or less (we had bout 8/9)

    As soon as my mum sees it she like "Ohma Goshh Man Look at all that stuff;

  • lmao i love this video

  • BIggest LOL of my life. haha gotta keep your pimp hand stong alpha cat haha

  • lawls everytime, I love how u told the story XD

  • I LOVE when ppl are breathing on my neck in lines, like thats gonna make the line go faster. we're so far the cashier cnt even see us!!! BACK UP! lol

  • this isn't exactly a grocery story but it happens a lot when you're waiting at the pharmacy by the counter or are trying to get past someone. you don't want to be rude or anything so you say "excuse me" and the person either: (a) pretends not to hear you, (b) does (a) and acts like you're an inconvenience to THEM (they'll roll their eyes & look eleswhere) or (c) after possibly doing (a & b) they scoot over about a centimeter or two as if you're the width of a sheet of paper. people these days...

  • There was a bald guy wearing a hair net!!

    I was cracking up!!!!!!!

  • LMAOO

  • once my friend was so irrtated at the line because like you said she woudnt move up so finally she moves up. my friend says well it took ya long enouf. the lady turned and friend says yep i said it lady if ya didnt want da truth dont eva stop at the end of a line wit a whole bunch of ppl after you, idiot. the lady walked away without a work came back when we came back and said sumtin was wrong wit ha reciept so we had to wait longer for the cashier to fix it. so funny but so long!!! :P

  • i loved thiss video ! lol. as a cashier i see these types of things all the time..i wishh ppl would actually use the dividers or at least separate their items from others;

  • HAHAHAHAHAHA ROFL you always make me laugh!

  • lmao!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!! LOVE IT

  • theres drive thru liquor stores in the chi too ya know!

  • Wine in the grocery store depends on which state you live in. In my state (up north) we only have beer but get this I once encountered (brace yourself) a DRIVE THRU BAR/LIQUOR STORE in Louisiana while visiting a friend. I kid you not, we ordered our drinks drove thru and got them made to order in a cup holder (4 of us). My friend said it's legal since the general consensus is that you aren't supposed to actually drink them in the car. Right...like you buy fast food just 2 LOOK at it in the car!

  • OMG I got into it with this lady the other day at Kroger because she pushed my cart into me, with asking me to move it, not apologizing for what she did....She called me a Bitch and all hell broke loose, it took customers to pull me away and ask me to move to another lane fearing for her well being....she was touched by an angel.

  • A lady once shopped for 30-45 minutes after we closed. We went to half-lights to give her the hint. We turn off the lights in the freezer section. We get out the mops. We walk past her several times. Finally the manager asks her. She has a huge basket load. We finally ring her up and her card doesn't work. She ends up paying in cash for a few items and LEAVES the cart.

  • Oh, and when cards don't work, it's usually NOT the fault of the cashier.

  • It's not the cashier fault cause I'm a cashier and people will so mad to the point the slam shit on the counter. I had a customer and she was on a budget but she didn't tell me and when it hit her limit she start snatching groceries out my hand. I stop ringing her she looking at me crazy like I was wrong and I told her to pick out what she is buying cause I was so ready to haul off and smack the shit out of her. Customers sees 1/8th of crazy fucked up adititudes.

  • Lmao. I hate people like her.

    So many rude, pointless people

    out there.

  • Lmao. I hate people like her.

    So many rude, pointless people

    out there. They act like the

    are so damn special...not!

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! you tripp me out!!!!!!

  • Amen! I can't stand people like her.

  • yo alpha when u get the chance why dont u make a video about kanye west lol im sure that would be the best

  • 1. Should have asked her to move up so you could but your groceries on the conveyor belt.

    2. If she didn't then you should have said "Biatch move your ass up now before I break that bottle on your head"....LoL..j/k

  • what my fruits cant touch your vegetables??? lol

  • a pet peeve of mine is just stuck up ignornant dumb people. thats what i would characterize the lady you're talking about under. lol. good work.

  • Happens to me all the time, I just move their stuff, and they have never said anything, Amazing how cowardly people are, and very beneficial for us spines.

  • Nice beat!!!

  • i work at a grocery store and i c ppl like that all the time and sumtimes they use the "im gonna write a letter speech" yeah ok and then they come in the next day wtf! lol

  • awesome! i work in a grocery store, i totally know what you mean! great job! i love it when somebody puts those snobs in their place!

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  • lol the end grocierie racism

  • this is funny cause i work in the supermarket and i always see this shit every day it makes my day when the customers argue i think that's the best part of the job

  • mann you RULE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • ahhahahahahahaha love it! :D

  • "who drinks a bottle of whine in the afternoon by themselves"..anyway..CHUGGIN CORONA LOL..yo Alpha did you know when they asked Obama about kanye west thing..he mentioned that you would probobly make fun of it on you tubeLOL..and the reporter brought up your video with the flies that you did ..haha i was rollin

  • lmao at the pete the pervert face!!!!...

    what my fruit cant touch your vegetables?

    hahahaa

  • ""wat my fruit cant touch ur vegtables"lol!!!!

  • I like you too.  I remember standing in line at Walmart. A lady was at the front of her basket unloading "things" and I was at the back where she had her baby. Well, I was touching the baby's hand and talking to it until her mother came back where we were and said, "Don't touch her!" Being from the south, I was floored. But, I had to remember that I was in Central PA...redneck ally! Lesson was quickly learned!

  • Man you're a funny guy good video!!!!!!!!!!! XD

  • YOU'RE THE BEST!

  • ALPHACAT!!!

    this EXACT thing just happened to me at Costco yesterday!!!!!!! hahaha!

  • My broccoli has swine flu

    LOLOL

    your awesome dude.

  • it's funny I can even understand you when you're speaking that fast... xD compliments to my english teacher and your pronunciation :D :P

  • my bananas got mad cow!!!!! this dude is ridiculous

  • You sound like you're rapping XD hihihihi

  • at 2:33 xD

  • hahaha 3:25 is the best

  • lol Ily man

  • alphacat is awesome

  • ALPHACAT IS AWESOME!

  • 3:21 pete the pervert face LOL

  • omg i love this guy!

  • wats the vid weres alphacat is like,choke on my,choke on my??

  • Thats from the channel "TheStation". But thats just a lil preview, the vid isnt out yet

  • lmfao

  • lol

  • That was freakin' hilarious!

  • you told that B*&%# it sounded like she derserved it and i love your vids man, i favorited this video and the story was so funny and you told her OFF!! LOL : )

  • omg, cant believe the lady was acting so snubbish!!! love ur videos men..=) faved this one....

  • Lmfaoo !!!! Hahahahahaha !!

    You Have The Funniest Stories EVER !! Lol

  • dude i luv u ya awsome!!!!!!!!!

  • LOL. this was funny, I know right they slam the divider like BOOM, like that's gonna hurt you !! Good story.

  • lol. ima cashier myself. and i gotta deal with rude ass customers all the time. i just be wantin to curse them out. but my mother raised me 2 respect my elders, and since im 18 mostly evryone that shops there is my elder. but if u do fuck wit me. i will squish your bread, or break your eggs. dont play w/ me.

  • haha that last bit cracked me up

  • This happened to me to but all u got to do is laugh at them lolz..........love ya

    bottel of wine at 2pm smh

    <3

  • stop at 3:26

    LMFAOO !

  • "you actin like my broccoli got swine flu, like my cheerios got cooties, like my banana got mad cow" lol

  • wow, best story ever!

  • Pulled out thw wine lolz

  • i went to store wit cuzn his mom and his sister and we went and they left his sister tryed to buy a soda and i told her no and she put it up thier and i bought me one then she put it back up their and cashier rung it up i told her not to she sitll did lol and then sister ran out their and told on me and her mom tryed to make me pay i said fuck that u trippin u pay for it shes ur daughter lol

  • i really didn't get what u said there lol, it was a bit confusing

  • Because your black, LOL. Asshole's trying to divide your shit from theirs.

  • I bought fruit and the cashier was going 2 ring me up when she cheaks her bag

    there was one banana gone so she stomps back to the counter screaming,"you took my banana cause you had 4 and now you have 5". So i just start laughin. I was like look i didnt take any of your bananas so can you like get out of my face. so she gets closer and her breath was kickin but anyway to cut a long story short after 5 more mins of arguing she followed me in her car and wanted her banana back so i though it! Ha

  • lmao i know wat u mean.. this lady did the same thing wit some detergent and i was behind her wit a cart (like they dont have express lanes) she got mad because i moved her detergent up a lil... she moves it bak annd pushes my stuff. so i threw her detergent, she had the nerve to git upset wit me. sh said i need an ass whoopin for bein rude, i told her she needed di*k which is why she so mean, everyone laughed and she left...

  • Oh and the divider thing, I hate that! LOL Customers get mad when I ring up groceries that are not theirs, and I say, I'm sorry maam but there was no divider there so I didn't know,lol. It is the customer's job to put the divider between their groceries and the person behind them, that's what they're for. We cashiers have enough to deal with, we don't need you getting mad at us for something you could have avoided, see it all the time, drives me nuts! Great videos by the way ;) hilarious

  • You must have been in line with the nicest customers behind you, lol, because in the grocery store I work at, that lady would have not gotten away with that. Especially if you were in an express line, people have no patience, and if they see someone holding up a line, they catch a major attitude, lol b/c this is express, you're supposed to be in and out. They would have taken the bottle and moved it their self, you were too nice, lol.

  • She had her hand on it though so he couldn't just move it... : (

  • this is awsssooommmmeee!!!!!!!!!!!your soooo funny

  • One more: I got in line at a grocery store just before another woman. I only had a handbasket, she had a shopping cart. The line was long. As we were waiting, she ran her cart into the back of my ankles. I said "oops" and smiled back at her, but she wasn't smiling. A few minutes later, BAM! She did it again! I told her the obvious, she was hitting me, still smiling. The 5th time, I warned her not to let it happen again, this time with no smile. As soon as I turned back...BAM! I retaliated...

  • lol, awesome story

  • you were really funny. This was a pleasure to watch.

    My funny story: I was 21, my boyfriend 23 our friend 25. my boyfriend got shiatfaced and my firend and I convinced him to dress up in her clothes and makeup and go to the grocery store at 3am in drag. He did! There were 2 guys in line ahead of us. One started flirting with my bf who in turn flirted back outrageously. The dude's BOYFRIEND got jealous and tried to start a fight!

    The next day my bf was like "I did WHAT?" He didn't believe me...

  • i work @ in a retail store and 95% of the time im in costumer care register.. a costumer was Pissed as hell with me cuz i couldnt let her return her Coogi jacket.

    1) she had NO recipt

    2)No price Tag

    3) I have seen her change price tags on clothes alot (she is Always there)

    BTW she's White and im Hispanice

    she started bitching @ me (she insulted me and called me Asian). Bitched at my manger.

    OHH GOD!! My manger and this white lady were getting ready to fight.. it was crzy!

  • ahahaha i work at a grocery store and i see this all the time

  • guy dis man gets on mi nerves

    hahahahahhaha

    jus playin

    dis was funii

  • This is hilarious.

  • Hahhaa I think I'm in love with you. That has never happened to me. In fact I can't think of one incident like that lol.

  • haha!! WOOW, this is HILARIOUS! =D

  • omg!!!! toooooo funnnyyyyyy XD

  • haha i like the little Pete the perv look u put in there

  • Man, if i dont see you with your own show ASAP imma be a little pissed! Your funny as hell!

  • I dont have a story but I just thought that was so funny...LOL... That lady did what she did to be smart and did not think that you would say anything to her... This is just to to funny....LOL

  • LOL thats awsome

  • what my food cant touch ur vegetables ?

    LOOL

  • LOL MY BANANAS GOT MAD COW LOL WOW

  • LMAO! I'm sorry, but I hate it when people try and "scoot" me up. LOL

    I really hate it when people are all on my back when I'm trying to run my credit card through the swipe machine. I'm like, "Dude...GTF off my back!" With all these camera phones, the last thing I need is for people to take snap shots of my credit card info and order a bunch of crap online or something. LOL

  • my fruits can't touch your vegtables..lmao

  • Well, did you buy the magazine too ? You should make a fucking movie out of this experience.

  • dont you mean it should be in a movie scene as in part of movie like a little clip or something

  • if she dousnt move you say BITCH MOVE YOUR SHIT and since your black add the N word in there... AND THEN PUSH HER SHIT OVER THE COUNTER AND WATCH THAT WINE BOTTLE BREAK (THEN LAUGH)

  • LOL ur so funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • ROFL saw petey possible for 2 seconds

  • Bananaz N MAdCOW!! Hahah

  • lmaoo omg ur hilarious. & ii feel u on that. but i noe how u feel. not tryin to be rude. shoott i dnt wana be standing wit heavy groceries in my hand lol . i aint tryin to pull a muscle. lol

  • lmao...no words

  • now thats gangsta

  • My Mom drinks a bottle of wine at 2 in the afternoon by herself

  • well she just as crazy as the lady infront of Alphacat. lol

  • lol i always put the divider thing after i put my items on top of the counter thing i never looked at it this way! I just do it so yeah I wouldn't get a problem with the cashier thinking the items from someone else is mine

  • I think stuff like that is SOOO hilarious.

    This one time a lady actually took a bottle of shampoo out of our cart because it was the last one.... I waited till she turned around and then took it back and she started yelling at me (I was 10 or so then) and my mom threatened to go BOOM BOOM POW! in her face. (Not exactly that terminology...)

  • my food cant touch your vegetables and tha face was hilarious! lol xD

  • lololololololol

    THIS LADY IS A TRIP

  • OMG funny awesome loved it!!

  • lol who drinks a bottle of wind 2 in the afternoon lol your funny.

  • omg this stuff happens to me all the time. I live in a town with mostly seniors lol. Its gets pretty annoying. I would of grabbed the wine bottle and moved it up myself.

  • haha i hate when people slide down the dividers.."what you food touching mine" haha I love ur videos! please keep them coming! :)

  • yes yes i wk in walmart too and im a cashier and these ppl that be comin up in there seem like they have to be treated as royalty like OMG h2n ... like really its freakin walmart i can see if it was central market or something but its not they need to get their stuff and get out if they dont want to be bothered by ppl DONT GO THE THE STORE that is typical though for someone to be that rude alphacat they want the whole belt to themselves its so stupid esp.... if they have ONE thing it so rude

  • So i went to wal mart 1 day and spanish women in front of me and I dont no how to spanish and shes holding a cart full of junk and heard on a movie a guy say puta (it meens bitch) so I say puta I have 1 cake can I go 1st.... she slaps me across the face I take my cake and shove it in her face and she starts crying anwashes it off and when she comes back and wen the cashier is finished she swipes her credit card and the casheir sais its maxed out

  • You just sound like an idiot.

    If you knew puta meant "bitch," why would you say it? Even if you didn't know what the word meant, why would you say it?

    That was just rude on your part. You don't seem very smart either way. Before the next time you try to call someone a "puta" or a "bitch," perhaps you should go back to grammar school and learn how to spell, learn how and when to use simple verbs, and how to form complete and coherent sentences.

    I hate stupid people

    -_-