Kathy Griffin - My Life on the D List - Episode 6x02 Part 4/5

[gigawebsurfer]

"slut like objects"

[AJvsAJ]

now shes got this bug to be in passions...

[Adoranger]

That kid at 06:52 looks like a merciless bitch who will cut you deep. Very Alexis from Dynasty meets Sharon Stone.

Tiffany acting like a pageant mom was just hilarious. I love Tom and Tiffany. 'Tis a shame that Jessica wasn't in this episode, though, it would have been hilarious. xD

[angelo360balba]

she called those kids her bitches lol

[JoeMacchiato]

personally, i think these kid pageants are just wrong.

[18MaryJ21]

"I could win Little Miss Ass-crack..... Congeniality." lmao

[raindropsneverfall]

I love how she makes fun of it!

[ELAChicana]

You all sound so bitter this is no different from parents who push their kids in sports, music, even reading at age 3 !!!! For God's sake look and learn ,,,,,,, pay attention to your own children instead of being on the couch watching "reality shows" and then sitting at the computer calling these little girls names......wtf is wrong with you? These are children, beat up their parents if you dare, but don't YOU BULLY little girls!!!! You are just as bad as those peds!!!

[ondehlurvesj00]

"Put the lipstick on your lips."

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[FrostMan92]

this is ridiculous. americas got enough sluts as it is.

[lkfredd]

Those girls are so adorable. I almost want to cry with sympathy for them. They don't even know what is being done to them.

[vbt14589]

These contests are a pedophile's wet dream. WTF are these mothers thinking?

[elisecro]

when she does the kissy face and the winks i die lmaooooo

[staticjenn]

Age 48-100

[felipeedoardo]

Straight guys, say whatever you want about Kathy, she has a better body than most 20-year-olds.

[devinmacd33]

"what was your goal with me?"

"for you to be an air line stewardess or a dental technician"

lmao dream big Maggie

[BornAgainBabyJesus]

ha, is the bottle of whine shes carrying for her mother?

[iCODR3D]

OK Kathy has a hot body ... if I was straight I would bang her...

[EmeesCher]

''shamelessly showing her body.... especially all over the place'' one of maggie's best moments :P

[youpumpertube]

Interesting, almost every parent shown is fat and ugly. Way to go - starting the cunt phase at way too early an age. GROSS.

[BornAgainBabyJesus]

@youpumpertube thats why they force their kids to do it. to compensate for their failures.

[ghostwill66]

no these kids aren't whores. their parents have turned them into trained poodles, getting up on stage to be judged. whats sad is they're going to grow up believing that their looks are the only thing about them that matters. can you say "bulimia"?

[Bored9233]

"While I'm impressed with these ladies in their glitzwear, it allegedly appears that they have each been injected with a sedative similar to Propofol." -One of KG's best to date

[RocketeerAndRoll]

I am horrified beyond words over the whorization of these kids. Yes that is a word.

[singpraise247]

HAHAHA! I love how Tiffany is helping her.HILARIOUS. And wow.. Kathy you have a brazilian bog! That drives me nuts when I see those icky moms doing those weird dance moves and crap they teach their poor innocent but normally bratty children. I hate that part most of all.. Totally weirds me out when the moms do the routines in the audience. Have you ever noticed only parents and a few people are normally at these talent shows? Its very odd!

[singpraise247]

They will cut you,LOL

[singpraise247]

"I like that you think they have a choice in the matter"lol! Kathy looks amazing with her tan and her body is very sculpted now. She has a 20 year olds body. Great!

[iepposko]

Is it just me or did Kathy have some eye lift surgery before this season? Her eyes slightly resembles a cat's...

[SparkleCullen]

"that cowgirl routine was just flawless" LMBO! she is so cute..in the inside...ugh all this make up madness!

[blackasnight333]

I love the sign the girl holds up that says "100 poo" XD

[sugarhoneyicedtea123]

Omg I love the girl at 4:58! "You're too old to be in a pagaent! You're 48100!" Even though I'm totally against pagaents, I thought that was soooo cute! Loll

[JUANCHOBORI]

"AS USUAL A STRIPER TAKES THE CROWN" HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MashkaZelandiashi]

"A whore-like object" is actually pretty acurate. This sucks.

[catbatbomb]

Shamelessly showing her body,

Especially all OVER the place...

[Chris197980CH]

Kathy's got the body of a 20 year old!

[singpraise247]

@Chris197980CH AGREED!!!

[mexicanexalted]

Damn, those male judges ain't interested in a hot woman.

[jalarconcedeno]

kathy's 48 omg she looks amazing kudos for her. thank you comedy gold this is one of my favorites i gotta admit feel sorry for these kids

[javydavy543]

God, these children look sad and somewhat terrified to be there. Emotionally starved. These are the highschool bullies/plastics of the future. Fucking up society more!

[alandiaz4621]

she has an amazing body

[xanderbelle]

"My Lump" - A.K.A. Kathy's mom ROFL

[calliopelynx]

I happen to be 48 90, it's on my birth certificate.

[steviesniper]

why the fuck aren't child support services looking into this shit?

The mothers project their own dream of being a stupid pageant whore onto the kids. Great way to fuck up their lives by teaching them that being pretty is the most important thing...

[brotmann86]

as i can imagine what many perverts in the audience are thinking its kinda hard to watch for me its so wrong and yet so typically american, like war

[nylapr]

7:15 is the best! i just lmao when tiffany acted like a mother 

[masinindy]

The little girl at 1:30 is very pretty.

She is one of the few who does not look like a whore.

[singpraise247]

@masinindy Children are NOT whores- That is a sick term to use for a child- Children only do what their parents allow them too and are not sexual creatures at such a young age. You are one- sicko

[gabsylv]

2:24 lol

[moonlily1]

the stuff they dress those kids in is just hideous! Those poor little girls look ridiculous. Why anybody wants to objectify their own kid like that, i really don't understand.

[5botball]

100 LOL

[MisterKatyPerry]

at 1:17 that girl looks like a baby Michelle Obama :)

[DownAzzGirlE]

LMFAO I can't believe they let her do this #1, and I can't believe she did it lol but it would be fun prancing around being crazy

[sabbboy]

You know old perverted pediphiles are getting off on these poor little girls. A swim suit edition. Come on!?!?! These moms and dads are morons.

[mpms04]

she is just provin' how ridiculous this toddlers pageants are. They should start modelin' when they have at least enough education to know what would they do if the pageants don't work

[nikeeweston]

wow i bet the men there were really pissed off to see a fully grown woman at this place..

[AdamKaoru]

"I could win little miss .. awesome ass-crack ... congeniality"

LMAO

[Kiba2183]

"As usal the striper takes the crown" lol

[andyleggett18]

"But I'm not gonna tell her that, it would only encourage her." haha classic Maggie

[scooter2ish]

nice exploytation of little kids kathy

[SrtaPeccavi]

dang Kathy has a great body =p

[EffLabels]

This is so fucked up. Ban it

[aquakairi]

48100. i've never heard of that age before. :0

[ciprinus]

LITTLE MISS AWESOME BUTT CRACK!

[zaitesushion]

Little Miss Awesome Asscrack Congeniality hahahaha

[cleanlittlemexi]

How was this not banned after JonBenet Ramsey?

[Cre8iveN8ive]

LOL the little girl @1:21 showed what every kid there was feeling!

[geewhiz76]

1.50 - maggie summed it up pretty fucking well!

[jseth1981]

LOL "When Kathy grows up she wants to be like Paula Abdul." Kathy is so freakin' funny. 

[NiteOwl1224]

HOLY CRAP!! I'm a gay man, but Kathy is HOTTTT!!!!

[ohmeohmy711]

Kathy's personal training should get an award. Her body is in amazing shape.

[Ardenwolfe]

Oh my God. LMAO

[funky519]

Kathy does look incredible and she must work out a ton, but does anyone besides me miss season 1 and 2 where she would sit around and eat cake soup and go to the mexican place and pig out? I kinda miss the old Kathy...

[JaneEva]

Kathy should be arrested for this. Not only promoting such vile filth but as an adult exposing herself in front of children.

[kb8110]

@JaneEva that's the joke hunny, she is exposing it's ridiculousness by preteending to take part, get with it girl.

[JaneEva]

@kb8110 there's nothing "with it" about exposing your body to small children. Kathy was abused as a child. I think she is subconsciously acting out. The whole episode turned my stomach. Kathy used to be funny and I loved the D list early episodes. She's become more and more obnoxious, rude, self absorbed, overly political and childish. That's my opinion and I'm entitled to it. Going to watch episode 3 later- hope it's better.

[kmooyoung]

@JaneEva Kathy is famous for being rude. Her childish antics are what make her ridiculously fun to watch. As for bringing up her being abused as a child? Irrelevant and ignorant. You don't think other people, celebrities included, have had some sort of physical or emotional trauma as a child? I applaud Kathy for even exposing that to the public but don't use it as a reason to bash on Kathy and her EMMY WINNING SHOW. Suck it. And that is my opinion.

[JaneEva]

@kmooyoung "Suck it"? What are you... 9 years old? Since when is "being famous" and having an EMMY WINNING SHOW more important than being a decent person? Most decent people would rather be anonymous rather than famous for being rude, childish and obnoxious! I liked her show because she is witty, not because of her childish antics... but to each his own I guess.

[kmooyoung]

@JaneEva Aw, struggling for an argument in response to my comment, huh? Calling someone online a 9 year old? Good one!

When has her show and stand-up NOT been "rude, childish and obnoxious"? You clearly have no sense of humor and have no reason to watch her stuff anymore. Suck it, again; this is what Kathy would say to a "person" like you. :)

[JaneEva]

@kmooyoung No, I'm not struggling... I just looked at your profile and saw how old you are and that explains your comments and the whole "suck it" thing. Enjoy your summer vacation.

[kb8110]

@JaneEva I wouldnt qualify getting a spray tan as "exposing" her body to a child in the sexual way you are spinning it... as much as I would call changing in a locker room "exposing" yourself to gym attendees. I think her humor, much like many entertainers in all facets of show business, as evolved with the times. And who says someone who has been abused as a child has to be depressed the rest of their lives. I saw clever, subtle, and sometimes ridiculous humor...hardly stomach turning.

[JaneEva]

@kb8110 I guess we differ in our opinions. C'est La Vie. I of course didn't mean that anyone who was abused should be depressed the rest of their lives- it looks like Kathy has overcome a great deal in her life. More power to her. The episode to me was stomach turning not only because of Kathy stripping down in front of the kids for her spray tan but just the whole kiddie pagent thing and the way they dress up. I found it repulsive and so do a lot of other people. To each his own.

[FallenAngelIII]

@JaneEva: She was wearing a bikini bottom and covering her breasts (much better than most bikini tops, btw). So I guess every single person who's ever worn a two-piece bikini or bikini briefs at the beach has exposed themselves to others in a wholly inappropriate way!

[elvickRULES]

@JaneEva You're an idiot if you think she's exposing herself to children. Do you think it would even be in the episode if that were the case? Of course not.

Oh well, at least that makes it a piece of cake to prove how ignorant and stupid you are.

[DonPepeelToro]

I wish my mom was dinah lohan... my mom NEVER pushed me on the stage or bribed judges... or stood by the teacher during the auditions of the school plays,... how did you do it, Kathy? LMAO!!! Love Kathy!

[ADavis398]

"As usual, the stripper takes the crown." (0:38)

"The whole point of being a 'pretty lady' is to be seen as a whore-like object." (2:07)

Haha, Kathy should be a kid pageant judge more often.

[pomegranateish]

Those parents are so incredibly lame.

[snofagun1814]

PPPPPPPPPPPPPP LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!1 PPPPPPPPPPPPPP

[Fliptiback]

@vim92 There's nothing wrong with that little girl who says "100", she's just a little girl. That number used to be HUGE! Still, there is the chance that she'll get thoroughly messed up by all this.

[RaptorLuv]

@Fliptiback FOR NOW...shes a lil girl. a few years from now...she will be worse

[erginakif]

Oh, this was soooo crazy when her wig and fake teeth fell down. Hope people are still watching her show, because she really delivers the good stuff!

[hotnexxx]

I'ma gay and her bangin' bikini body makes me consider switching teams! WOW she is FOIIIIIINE!

[Tomatenkotze]

thats cool make up dude



[deborahb13]

lol Kathy doesn't like kids but I think she's pretty good with them actually

[vim92]

"A lot of time went into this and I wish I knew what the goal really was"

MAGGI IS SO RIGHT! This things are so stupid and pointless.

what is up with the stupid little girl who keeps saying "100"

[BowieFan88]

DAMN Kathleen! Your body is HOTTTTTT!

[heomak]

damn..kathy has a bangin body for sure..i'm in my twenties..and i can only dream of having her body when i'm 49 like her.

[kulaice]

Love this show.

[marquito1]

Maggy - shamelessly showing her body... LOL!

[singpraise247]

Raptor, DUH she said that because you can spray on muscles and make it look like you have muscles and also tghey can contour..also tanning makes you look slimmer. DUH, you're the one who sounds stupid..picking on a little kid..when she actually knows what she is talking about,LOL. Lots of celebrities do tans that give them extra definition including models even from victorias secret on the runway to make their legs etc look smaller. You want to pick on little 6 year old kids, you're a loser.

[singpraise247]

Kathy, you look awesome with that tan wow, you have a 20 year olds body geez. I am in my 20's and don't even have quite that body but soon,lol. Kathy you are the best and even though you do speak the truth you are the nicest, most caring person and you are too funny for words. You will never be D-list, Celebrities should learn to not take themselves so seriously. The truth is the truth

[krisedkrised]

I was a bit turned on by Kathy in a sailor suit...

[Thenardierful]

This is my new favorite part of any D-list episode since the Rat Costume debacle in Season 2.

"Fine. I'm 48-100."

[singpraise247]

@Thenardierful I agree, that was hilarious..and that rat costume was beyond funny

[chris812125]

"When Kathy grows up she wants to be just like Paula Abdul; and one word that best describes Kathy would be: Bulimic!" Okay that shit caught me so off-gaurd that I nearly died from laughing lol.

[Emokoi]

I missed this episode! >.< I fell sleep

[RaptorLuv]

"if you cant tone it tan it" what a stupid asss line from that girl....tone is muscle wise..tan is skin wise wtf.....i wanna jump kick all these kids, they just wanna be on tv. and they're brainless

[MATTHEWtheCanadian]

eeek thats kinda creepy at 0:58 - 1:03

[spanishliljon]

I could win Mrs Ass Crack...Congeniality

[KeoneTOka]

You're to old to be in a pageant

I know, which is weird cause I'm 27

NOOOO

37?

48 100

Fine, 48 100

lol ouch, evil lil girls

[RaptorLuv]

@KeoneTOka future snobs

[deborahb13]

poor kids...

[angeloflove]

i love how the wig was a different color from her real hair!!! :)

[Meep9092]

100~

Kathy, you so smexy!

[Meep9092]

100!!

[flx2525]

Wow, Kathy's hot as a sailor.

[ivantot12]

"when she grows up she wants to be like Paula Abdul" LMFAO!!!

[PinkCowgirl925]

that littlest one is sooooo cute

[Mariahloveyou]

love this showwwww

[boylebongo]

'you're going to be on tv shows, ms. kathy' !! LOL

[pika23]

Rofl! She looked ru pauls drag race contestants! Triple 48/100 times love kathy!

[Krakel4]

God, Kathy has an amazing body! I'm quite jealous!

[masinindy]

@Krakel4 The scene at 3:21 is a bit pedophilac to me. :(

[TaylorRama]

@Krakel4 me too and I'm a dude.

[DC53309]

that is so sick