dumb blonde joke

[addick8875]

Blonde jokes are created by jealous haters. In reality, blondes outscore brunettes at IQ tests:

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[effyleven]

Audio incomprehensible. Gave up at 0:35



[NicoleAlicjaB]

Difficult is made something good...only stupid people use the old blond stereotypes...and laught from other people, cuz they have got sth different than others... that joke is boring and without taste.

[lopshie]

it said breath in breath out

[Phantom1235786]

For those who don't get it- The blonde had headphones in, and when the guy pulled them out she dies because the ipod was saying " Breathe in, Breathe out" so when the headphones are out she stops breathing.

[theantiguy]

that was horrible, really... stabbing my eyes out with my keyboard would be somewhat more pleasurable than enduring this video again.

[singstar201]

LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME... didn´t get the point there

[KarenSakvong]

laaaammmmmeeeee.....wasted 2:22 minutes I can't get back...

[FlutePlayingBabe]

Wow that took way too long to figure out. The set-up was too long, and I could barely hear the music.

[TheKillaRappa]

i kno wat it was spposed 2 mean but they did it wrong

[Durifilors]

did you notice that in the ipod there was a song saying. Breathe in, Breathe out.

[scottyo172]

the thing playing on headphones is saying "Breath in, Breath out, Breath in, Breath out" etc

[whitespideralex]

i didn't get it, somebody help me?

[pLaSmAGrEEn]

LLOOLOOLOOLLL i laughed so hard i just got it hahaha the song is saying breath in breath out breath in breath out

and she said she was going to die if she took it out LOL!!!! get iTT?

[whitespideralex]

why does everybody know what the song is saying? i didn't hear anything!

[pLaSmAGrEEn]

turn your speakers up!!! in my oppinion thats the only thing they did a bad job on they shouldve like played it through the mic a bit louder then this video would get a better rating lol

[whitespideralex]

Thanks a lot! now I get it, ha

[RandomFilmsDotCheese]

@whitespideralex it says something like "breathe in breathe out"

[steve122288]

@whitespideralex if she comprehends anything besides nothing, she dies, because she can't handle trying to comprehend anything else in the world since shes blonde, and thats why she doesnt. It appears as an afterthought, or the original idea, was to include the "breath in, breath out" music, which if you turn your volume up you can hear, as sort of a second joke i guess.

[steve122288]

@steve122288 kinda more the way i feel about the world as opposed to blondes. most of the world at least

[cdjb1125]

@whitespideralex the song she is listening to is saying breath in breath out.

[iamacrab1]

@whitespideralex the headphones were telling her to breath in, and breath out, she told him not to take them out or shed die...she didnt know how to breath

[sclever13]

lmao that is freakin funny!!!!! Shes way blonde haha. this is my favorite blonde joke.

[claws1788]

was that the breathe in and breathe out thing or did it just say nothing

[pufferfishfan08]

so...what did it say?

[rulersoftheworld69]

stupidest peice of shit i've ever watched thanks for wasting 2 and a half minutes of my life

[mzbev37]

So totally acted out, of course, so fake. Not funny at all.

[socettleathbra]

i just lolled in my pants!

[rockerisnut]

wtf

[xxxxCrazyCaoimhexxx]

WTF!!! the whole point of this is to tell everyone what was playing on the ipod..

fyi.. it was saying breathe in , breathe out and she was so stupid , without hearing it from the mp3 she would have forgotten to breathe..

so please ,, next time your editing, check it from an outsiders point of view as some people ar'nt familiar with this joke.. a voice over doesn't hurt ;)

[stuchly1]

exactly! =P

[gangstagirl96]

omg thank you dude even if u did post this a month ago its still good u told us that cause it makes perfect sense i didnt know what happen... :D

[xxxxCrazyCaoimhexxx]

no probs.. ni wuddqa bin like wtf too if i didnt no wat was goin on already lol

[MotherMistress]

I don't get it.

[emocookie12345]

was that guy gay or sumting?

[Drumboy5165]

Flaming!

[FromNowOn95]

this is REALLY stupid. ?

[dwampls]

I don't know what's dumber: the blonde or the people who made this really terrible video. Stupid is as stupid does.

[demilovatofan777]

very cheazy!

[99sourpop99]

ahaha thats preeeee funny but that dont mean ALL blondes are dumb cuz they aint.

[theonetitty]

pretty much most of them.

[gaza592]

Not all of them though. =P

[TABANDITs]

this what you do for free time?????

[AshleyTisdaleOMG]

the music sayings breeathe in breathe out higher ur sound and ul hear it lol

[kyky543]

wtf lol

[gutterfalcon]

Stupid, and it's spelled breathe

[Zebedee67]

That's the american way

[fe11s]

Ohhh! Aha i get it breath in breath out if u dont breath ur gunna die HAHA i just had a blonde moment

[KrazyGamerz]

funny, but you can't kill yourself by holding your breath

[Leelars11]

no the music is saying breath in breath out so if she takes them out she will never know when to breath and die.

[driversdomainuk]

what a crap video

[pastrana2hector]

What did the ipod say?

What did it that girl[brunette girl]need to hear at the end?

[100amylee100]

it was saying "breathe in, breathe out.  Breathe in, breathe out"

[JoraRain]

how do you know?

[100amylee100]

ive heard it before

[JoraRain]

oh ok

[Leelars11]

the music was saying breath in breath out.....so she knew when to breath and when they came out she didn't know when to breath so she died.

[WellsnDillon]

OHHHHHHHH

[greenbeamy]

stupid

[Computerfreak1210]

It's so funny how she needs the song to help her breathe!LOL

[tyuiox]

the joke is that the song sings breath in breath out shes so dumb she cant evan breath... like is totaly easy omg!

[nativechik56]

what was the point of this? i don't get it

[dancechickers54]

i dont get it. huh????!!!

[vjjamz]

she said that if she takes the earphones out of her ear then she would die

[barbrafl]

haha, the music is saying "breathe in, breathe out"

[goravine]

the music is her heart beat...

that's explains everything

[snagglescat]

The music definitely needs to be louder otherwise the joke isn't heard

[bashlie]

i dont get it

[AdelaGuzman19]

dumb azzed chick

[shizerm8]

what a bunch of fuckin shite...fuckin american bollocks.

[hotpink910]

good joke!

[jamesff77]

?????????????????????????????

[locoyish]

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh !!!!! now i got iiiiiiiit !!!!! the thing is saying breathe in breathe out !!! hahahah !! but the music should be louder so ppl wld get the joke!!

[LOLO10CHAVEZ]

I don't get it...wut did the earphones say...i did not HEAR ANYTHING......

[illtakeuandyomomma]

breathe in breathe out breathe in breathe out

[zubairnetwork]

could have done better

[haizahaiza]

he is soo gay!

[evonmixon]

reminds me of iJustine.

[montseyjackie]

yeah the song needs to b louder to make sense

[RandomJames888]

Ha, lol

[Shav4Kev]

i dont get it.

[firelaker]

ROFL

[STOPITDONTISAIDNO]

the set up was too long, the location was very confusing, the audio was horrible, and the punch line was on mute, D+, and that's only because I didn't grade the actors performance, otherwise you have received an F!

[STOPITDONTISAIDNO]

looks pretty gay to me.

[Itsbluewire]

just stupid- in all the sense of the word!

[xpunkxhorrorx]

lolol xD

[rayswag]

u no it took me like a minute 2 get it

[Shyssirixus]

it should have ended at 1:48, and played what it said to us. awesome joke, bad acting. sorry, 2 stars.

[STOPITDONTISAIDNO]

01:48

[HARIBALZICH]

Umm, if you would fix the audio this might have been funny. Or the person who posted it is the dead blonde... just a thought.

[prigleppl]

hu im a blonde shouldnt i get blonde jokes =(

[frankthecat101]

you should have put the soound for thee audio loudeerr..!! gootenhagen video though, i dont think everyone should be dissing you!

[grechysupra]

This was the mostg crapiest clip ive seen, I seriously wasted 2:22 minits of my life and I want them back. dumb asses

[5hinRyu]

you could have stopped it at any time. obviously your life was a waste from the very beginning.

[grechysupra]

Hey mabey you should send this magnificant clip to hollywood so they can see how fuckin shit actors you guys are. Seriously what were you thinking, how embarrising everyone in the world is watching you dickheads be dickheads.

[Alyaziah]

I dont know why people do not accept criticism in youtube. and yes i agree with you!

[nicegoov]

If you guys dont get it then you should be in that that video as well and let me tell you th joke. The Songs is BREATH IN BREATH OUT BREATH IN BREATH OUT... lol get it?

[dragongamer123]

lol breath in breath out

[sweettooth17]

hey u guys want a blonde joke ?

ok

a blonde & a brunnette fall off a building,

the brunnette lands first becoz the blonde

had 2 stop 2 ask 4 directions

[armywifey007]

haha i got it... you people who dont get it must be the "dumb blondes" haha its singing breathe in breathe out to remind the stupid bitch the breathe lol... kinda stupid video really... (yes im a brunette) if that matters lol... anyways that was a waste of my time lol

[kmm689]

wats does orange mean?

[caoticyborg]

this isnt even funnny

[paunchyjoe]

im blond end i am nOtt DuM!

-wait let me think....Ya i am nott Stoopid! In fact my -OMG A Slinkcy!!- iq has two numbrrs!! i am so smart, Im even older than the rest of the thirrd grayders!!!

[tobigoodboy23444]

not dumb????

im in fifth, but still...ur a dumbass blonde.

[zakiiee]

omg!! thiss iss so freaken dumb!

i cant believe they even waisted there dumb time with this VIDEO!!!!!

STUPED VIDEOOOOO!!!!~!~

[supaflybz18]

I DONT GET THE POINT OF IT ITS DUMB

[YellowChicka]

(I've heard this joke before. That's the only way I would have known. See comment below)

[YellowChicka]

In the ear phones it says "Breathe In, Breathe Out" as a joke to remind the dumb blond to breathe. Case anyone was wondering

[RoseyMadz]

if u thought this vid wasn't funny turn up the volume realy loud after the girl w/ black hair puts them in her ears

[ZaneCobriana1]

thanks,but i still couldn't understand what she was listining to.could u tell me?

[RoseyMadz]

it said "we're breathin' keep on breathin'"

[YarelyOfficial]

ooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhh!!

thanx..

i didn't get it..

[Shyssirixus]

thats because they totally ruined it. its an awesome joke and they fried it. The headphones are playing "breath in, breath out, breath in, breath out."

[wannabeers]

they schould let the "breath in breath out" play off when the guy puts the thing in his ears, cos like this is screwn up

[hermione12]

i dont get it...

[bloodytoy3]

i dont understadn!?

[azacool]

boooring

[asiandrifter1]

waste of time..bull shit video..

[cp599]

what a waste.. that dude is gay too. Suckiest video on youtube.. my grandma could have made a better video than that shit

[poprcksandcoke07]

im sorry was that actually supposed to be funny? You should work on your acting skills.

[SoBlonde1]

No savvy...

.__.''

[lilcamz]

ohhhhh ahaha i had to turn my volume all the way up and it was still really low but i heard it. ahahah

[SLproductions1229]

lol...me too. i could barley hear it.

[JOHNNYCFC18]

OMG HE IS GAY AS FUCK

[luvvdabeatles]

ive heard this one before.... but you gotta turn the volume all the way up tho cuz otherwise you wont here the punchline lol

good job on the video it was pretty funny=)

[myspaceforever]

i think that was wut goes on in her noggin...

[SirSplintered]

I didn't hear any song...?

[zhuli95]

The song goes like breath in,breath out lolzz

u gotta turn it up to hear it

[nineodyno]

yeahh its telling her when to breath

ive heard this one beforee

[BekahBoo222]

ooohhhhh hahaahahah i didnt know that one.

[cheerlove2012]

so that songs is telling her how to live?? i still dont realy get it how..i mean that song has nothinng to do with getting your hair cut and trust me i know ALOT about hair and beauty im a cheerleader we always have to look good! and i have natural blonde hair not like the fakes in the world! but i still dont get this one oh well i get by on looks not brains!

[zhuli95]

the song goes like breath in,breath out.

and just cuz ur a cheeleader does mean ur fucking pretty bitch. and if u still don't get it cuz ur so stupid then ur looks are not helping u at all hun!!!!

[PwittyGirl]

the music is telling her how to live

[irocksbitch04]

DUH iTS NOT A SONG SiNCE SHE iS BLONDE SHE HAS TO HAVE PEOPLE TELLiNG HOW TO LiVE THE "SONG" iS SAYING BREATHE IN BREATHE OUT  PEACE BiTCHES<3

[EmiliRudbeck]

Maybe she dies a little fast and the music is way to low .. But anyways ILMAO !

[cheerlove2012]

yea i dont get it and the song has nothing to do with getting your hair done! but i have a ? my classmates always tell me blande jokes just so they can laught and i dont get um heres the only one i can rember can anyone tell me the answer? "why cants blandes make coolaid? cuz they cant figure out how to get 5 cupz of water into the packet" that does not make any since to me! can you help me out?

[GuitarMage77]

lo the song was saying "breathe in breathe out" over and over, but ya have to have your speakers on (and LOUD) to hear it :D

[stevestiffler1990]

hahaha oh yeah!

lmaooooo it took me ages 2 get it.

loves it.

[sextbeast7765]

wait what??? i dont get it well i usually dont get a lot of things can i ask you something what does it mean guys say your easy a guy told me that and i was like what but then i cant tell you what happened after that

[snazzyboo]

"breath in breath out"

[IBeleiveImInLovee]

i dont understand . why did she die ?

[gibshall]

the music is too low it is saying breathe in breathe out hahaha

[SkaterChick04]

hahahaha lmao, thats soo funny!! but the music is way to low

[DavidForthoffer]

Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes one-liners?

A: So men can understand them...

[DarthKitten]

The music was waaay to quiet :/

[eliiseeOx]

lmfao.

i get it now,

i couldnt here the "breathe in breathe out"

[eliiseeOx]

i dont get it

[bballroxmysox1001]

ahahahahaa that's hilarious!!

[611link]

lolz ill die

[caisy33]

yea.....huh........ha

[illinoisfreak42]

Blondes are NOT stupid. Well itleast not all! Im a blonde and I got all A's on my report card! allthough the jokes are hilarious.

[handofmold]

TOOOOOOOOOOOO LONG to get to such a short punch line. but eh funnyish.

[bimgal4]

Why do u all hate blondes so much we don't make fun of other hair colours and it isn't just because were blonde that we don't make fun of yall either were just politer wat is wrong with u ppl?

[elphiegreen]

yes you do!!!!!!!! wow...you always talk about how brunettes are smart but they never get laid...

[Amyzorg]

It's just a joke.

[hollisterluver0612]

hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahah­ahaha.!!!!

[lilmissnoitallxoxo]

huh??

[chewbuggars]

how do you guys know what the music is saying?

[SilentAsLaughter]

Lol

this is funny

[pimkie121]

the head phones were saying :" breath in, breath out" get it?

[caisy33]

ohh!!!! haha.....i get it

[611link]

i dont

[caisy33]

'cuz since some blondes are stupid, this blonde thinks that if you stop listening to "breath in, breath out" then you'll die because you need to breath in breath out for a living! get it.......

[611link]

ohh!! haha yeah i couldnt hear it

[daisybrianna]

i didn't get it!

[SkaterKid3393]

she was listening to a voice say "breathe in, breathe out" cuz shes so stupid she forgot how to do it by herself

[daisybrianna]

oh!!

[amerika137]

I don't get it... and I hate blond jokes, they're offencive to me.

[6ixtynin9]

Is this offensive? FUCK BLONDS!!!! You don't understand the joke because you're a fucken blond. And don't hate blond joke because it reveals the truth. FUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[aliciageene]

dont take it so personally......it was just a joke.....im a blonde too, well practically....

[Amyzorg]

xD

First learn how to spell.

Please

[lUvNiCkJoNaS101]

you guys should've made it so we could hear what the headphones were saying cause a lot of people don't get it.

[jadamaya1]

lol breath and and breath out take them away and.........

[Envyous]

i didnt get it.

[YUKYUKYUK2447]

the headphones were telling the blond to breath in and breath out.

[wickpig]

I dont get it and i am not a blond