Being Gay The Bachmann Way

[guitarfuckist]

The bible teaches that the earth is flat. The bible asserts that the sun revolves around the earth. 

[jbartle1988]

As a gay man and atheist I was always interested in those 'ex-gay' folks. For those fighting the good fight, get ready for Christians to start justifying there reparative therapy by quoting a recent study by Robert Spitzer. I wrote a little post on what the Spitzer study means, if anyone is interested. sophistintraining . wordpress . com /2012/01/08/a-skeptical-but-no­t-entirely-dismissive-look-at-­gay-reparative-therapy/

[craker3833]

no wonder the whole world thinks that Americans are stupid because, to some extent we are

[royaladam]

Bachmann husband is fat pig

[nightwishfan1991]

I feel so sorry for her husband. I would go gay if I was married to her.

[thedudewithbeef]

Hahahhhahhahah.... I love this channel! No homo :P

[tylerdurden187]

I LOVE SEINFELD!!!



[YaoiHuntressEarth]

She does have that "crazy eyes" look to her.

[goreziad]

are seindfeld and john stewart atheists?

[psycho3968]

fuck i am worried about the USA, aren't there any sane people over there??

[bamboo4tameshigiri]

@psycho3968 Very very very few. MOST people in the USA are about as intelligent as a box of rocks. Sadly, she represents the average US citizen fairly well.

[CelestialEmbodiment]

"The Vic & Helen Show" : Proven Evolution!!!

"The Vic & Helen Show" : Proven Evolution!!!

"The Vic & Helen Show" : Proven Evolution!!!

[Urchak]

Mr. Deity did a great bit on the subject of the fluidity of sexual orientation.

[Akira625]

Luv that gay-lisp, Marcus Bachmann! :P

[FreeMindedAthiest]

Thank God for aids! Nice sign you fuckin faggot!

[LichQueenKathie]

@FreeMindedAthiest umad? o.O

[globalfraud]

@theivd I know It's happening to me too! Can't stop watching!

[jackasome58]

I love this channel!

[theivd]

This channel is rapidly becoming an addiction.

[benaberry]

The first letter of Tard to the tardarians

[cailleanmc]

Where in the Bible is that? The first leter of Pual to Lady Gaga?

[ArsonistInUrFirewall]

I if I could change my sexual preference, then I would be Bisexual just for variety, but for now, I'll stick to girls.

[limmywinks]

This Bryan Fisher dickhead makes Glenn Beck look like Richard Dawkins

[henshinman]

so where in the bible does it tech that a change in sexual orientation? what verse?

[KasparHauser6]

I know of no passage anywhere in the bible where it says that homosexuals can be changed. Everywhere I read in the bible it says to kill the homosexual. That isn't change, that is elimination.

[AstroMen2911]

Being Gay or Straight isn't a choice unles your Bi-sexual. Gays and Straights should be treated equals.

[inadaizz]

@c0ct0pusprime also JW... handcuffs on the wall

[Haradin32]

fischer, marcus is guy, get over it...

[Jaybird196]

Huh, "Barbarians need to be educated"? I know gay people that have more class, good taste, and brains than both Bachmann's, seperate or put together.

[matty18972]

JERRY SEINFELD :D

[chicarbiomed]

Let the hypocrisy rain! yeah boy! 

[MrAtrophy]

if mr bachmann prayed the gay away he needs to pray a lot harder

[Abena20]

"Michael Steele, you be da man"

"Muslims are taking over France, not that Muslims are bad or anything."

Michele, you do not hide your bigotry well.

[brogin]

"You're oppressing us by not allowing us to oppress others!"

[geyza0711]

Seinfeld kills! :D

[Enthetamachine]

Thanks, I'm subscribing to your channel. This was great!

[NeroJoe83]

Hey, if Michelle Bachmann becomes President we'll still have a First Lady!

[eaststandred]

@NeroJoe83 lulz

[TyTy518]

i have plenty of muslim friends who serve in the military with me and theyre good people. i dont think any less of them than i do of the christians i serve with.

[1n354a]

Hmmm....have a bunch of guys marrying guys or girls marrying girls - - or a bunch of people running around telling me I should act according to their interpretation of a poorly translated, heavily edited collection of anonymously written Bronze Age papers -- which is really worse? Exactly....

[larrygentry]

where in the bible does it talk about reparative therapy. these people make up shit and it gets planted in the heads of the feeble.

[BillKiernan]

@larrygentry all they have to do is say it, and literally hundreds of thousands of people will believe it. even "christians" who have never even read the bible

[MsOneiroi77]

Bummann more like

[cruelbusiness1984]

I am sssuper cereal :P

[cruelbusiness1984]

I go 2 sleep with a smile on my face @ night because i know when they die worms will dine on their flesh :)

[goneal1025]

Can we have one female run for president that isn't fucking nuts!

[gsbetthedoom]

haha



[Osric13th]

where did you get that Spider-Man poster?

[seonidh]

listening to Marcus Bachmann speak is like hearing steam being let off.

[stathamajf]

Now personally since I went from marginally straight to full on asexual during puberty I would say it can change in some cases, maybe not in others. But how did we get the idea that one orientation is better then the others. Hell logically since we have population issues and Gay couples have to adopt we need more gays.

That's right, screw Prayer! The world needs more gays and asexuals! Oh and transgender people, 'cause that's awesome. No other reason, surgery's just cool.

[DraculaMarth]

I think Mr. Bachmann does a poor job in hiding in the closet.

[Freeisme]

Last time I checked Saudi Arabia is the Saudi Arabia of oil and natural gas.

[ArmyHudson]

@nerojoe83 you are correct the bible dont say its ok. He tells us its an abamination. A sin aginst your own body( the temple of christ) as well as being queer its also a abamination.

[BoozyBeggar]

Isn't it odd how the court jester (Jon Stewart) is the least absurd aspect of this video?

[Bleakillusion]

show me the verse that says you can change sexuality, I think theres only like 5 verses dealing with being gay in the first place its not the overwhelming issue they deal with. I've read the bible through 3 times and can't find that one...found one about dildos but not that

[pdlbean]

C0ct0pus, you be the man.

[TheMrgoku1985]

They do know the bible was written by barbarians right?

[Eopyk]

Bachman ugh... 

[bla34112]

i'd be suprised if that crazy bitch likes sex.. so a gay husband is probably the best choice for here

[canadianbeeph]

michelle bachmann makes sarah palin look like a fucking scholar. god thats some powerful stupid.

[lolhowdoishotweblol]

bahaha loved how silly this is.

[SiCurious]

Oh it's Jerry Seinfeld? I wondered why I wasn't laughing.

[jpc08109]

She's gonna go away just like that other nutjob did the one who was not a witch what was her name Christine something

[nightscanner59]

Jon Stewart and Keith Olberman are the only media figures left who can keep me grounded in this clown show. Love the dipshit music score to Michelle's blathering... hilarious touch. How this crap appeals to even the dumbest americans never ceases to amaze.

[pbmdh]

I live in Minnesota

We all apologize for Michelle Bachmann

#derp

[RyuDarragh]

I would challenge him on that. It says nowhere in the bible that one can change sexual orientation and does not mention any actual "name" for gays, bisexuals, zoosexuals or any other kind of orientation. It may say "lie with a man as with a woman" or "animal" and so forth, but no single word for them. "Fornicators" shows up. For heterosexuals..

[NotSoOldHippy]

Hate filled Christian shithole cult savages.



[unoriginalfailure]

If Bachmann winds up being our first female president, I'm going to cry.

[xephyr1000]

"Barbarians need to be dithaplined." #LOL

[bowlsallbroken]

Countdown to Marcus Bachmann's inevitable "restroom incident" in:

3...

2...

1...

[jmm1233]

marcus is gay for jesus [yeah i know so cheap gay joke]

[DeeDemonwitch]

The Bible has a cure for leprosy ~ so obviously leprosy has been completely eradicated. The Bible also has a great deal of polygamy, not to mentions marrying rape victims as a punishment for rape, having concubines, having children with your sons...

[DeeDemonwitch]

@shazbot76 Woohoo, sweet ~ thanks, I did not know about that.

[landsolo]

marcus bachmann is the biggest closet case. i can guarantee you that michelle looks damn close to a man without makeup on.

[Devilock07]

So... Bachman actually suggested that there is some connection between democrat presidents and swine flu? That is so funny it is depressing...

[DecadentDisturber]

christians crying victim... nothing new.

[hplanet10]

 #.o

[neenerpuss]

Marcus Bachmann has a heterosexual orientation? I though he was Michele's big gay hair dresser.

[MKB2814]

Something tells me Marcus Bachmann has an extensive library of 1950's muscleman magazines and gladiator movies.

[Mattm1986]

Oh the poor straight white christians. Straight white christians are treated so horribly. This guy is a fucking joke.

[MsZeitgeist85]

Does anyone else notive that Casey Anthony looks like a young Michelle Bachmann?

[Zeldarulah]

"Waht would they think of representation with taxation?"

...What? That's the entire point--that's what they wanted!

[Falloutglitch]

My brain is full of fuck now

[aaqaaqaaqaaqaaqaaqaa]

Michelle said 1 thing i agree with: "...not all cultures are equal". Sorry, but this couldn't be more true.

[wezlake]

I need to stop all this face palming before I end up as stupid as some of the people in your videos.

[Meiklelodians]

Haha, is that a 8bit Benny Hill theme tune? Awesome.

[ChipArgyle]

I prayed and prayed for the rise of a new female Republican leadership candidate who was clearly more insane than Sarah Palin and God delivered!

/sarcasm

[Jimbochap]

My god...she is completely buttfucking insane...like I mean Sarah is a idiot but this bitch is just in-fucking-sane

[mexicoman101]

Well I mean Marcus Bachmann and Michelle had like four kids so im thinking maybe this guy is bisexual or some shit like that. Nonetheless it's fucking hilarious to watch.

[HimmuraTube]

LoL that last clip parody was awesome...

[BriansBannister]

Good video. Equally good description info.

[TheFreethinker1986]

Yeah, we cant have people taking away the right to harrass and prosicute the people they don't like. It's not like it's a civil rights issue. sure these people have to fight to be equal but the right to hate people openly cause of religion is in danger and must be protected

[TheMrgoku1985]

@C0ct0pusPrime

Yo dude, she is a troll. You cant beat a troll, they are proud of there stupidity and feed off of your rage.

[Thefutureprnkz561]

these is funny...

[jerryrdz21]

Good shit

[fishdog666]

I'm lovin' the digital Benny Hill!!!!

[johnnyphoenix74]

It would be kinda fitting if she won and Marcus got to be 'first lady'

[adrenacrumb]

8-bit yakety sax makes everything better.

[EnigmaticTbay]

We're supper serious about it.

[wiz9496]

@EnigmaticTbay I love supper. It's my favorite meal.

[eicebleu]

I see your handcuffs on the wall. Kinky. :3

[groovyengineer]

The Bachmann's are a train wreck hahaha.

[TAz69x]

LOL, C0c, you should use that "the Bible teaches it.... therefore it's truuuuueeeee~" clip in future religious videos, in much the same way as facepalm cutaways

It's fucking HILARIOUS!

"自o( ^ _^)☞

[ootdega]

...I like this guy. *subscribes*

[rm66london]

I had gay life for around 10 years...! I could not feel any sort of interest on a girl but on a friendship basis. After deciding to stop having gay sex for a while I noticed that I could use my sexual needs to try sex with a girl I could find interesting....I live with a woman today since 2000 and have 2 kids. Never thought this to be possible but it was for me! The point is not about being gay or straight but about being able to commit to someone....!!!

[rm66london]

@fuck1929 - I always knew what I wanted up until the moment I decided to stop being gay....! And insulting people you do not know at all shows more crap about what your family background is and your IQ than being gay or straight does....

[amsp79]

It's beyond surreal that this woman is a presidential candidate.

[zubestr]

well if these right wingers want to get farther away from the possibility of group marriage then they should just outlaw marriage all together

[Falloutglitch]

How do these kind of people operate in a normal day?

[zowxon]

AAAAAAAAAAAA! I'm surrounded by douches!

[TKDMike58]

republicans are the WORST THING to ever happen to America - evil, racist, hypocrites - JUST CANT HATE THEM ENOUGH

[BuBBaGump014]

Isn't it obvious? The Republicans sent out their most batshit crazy candidates so that Obama GETS VOTED BACK IN. Republicans LOVE Obama. They get what they want AND they get to sit back and blame all of the shit that goes wrong on a Democrat.

[uglyandbad]

WTF? "Barbarians need to be educated" ???? Seriously? This so ridiculous and embarrassing that it is scary.

[LastOptionPils]

She doesn't understand "No taxation without representation" she claims to believe what the founding fathers did and yet she clearly doesn't understand anything about the revolutionary war. I can't decide who's dumber her or the people who voted for her.

[MacNutz2]

I read that book of theirs more than once and don't remember anything about god ordaining sexual orientation switching?? This guy is making up shit about his own sacred text. Isn't that taking the Lord's name in vain, if you are a believer???

The tendency for these political Christians make biblical claims without quoting chapter and verse, indicates they are safe in their belief that their 'flock' doesn't actually read that damned book.

[Darkkat255]

I just love the fact that there is someone so unbelievably stupid, that you don't even need to joke about her, she does it all herself.

[jesushatesyoutoo]

Interestingly, the Byran Fischer won't list the chapter and verse in the Bible where it says you can change your sexual orientation.

[MrFalconfly]

Yakety Sax. The happiest tune ever.

Nothing can be depressing with that in the background. Thanks C0ckt0pus for saving my sanity.

[Zaunstar]

Ah yes, the lulz have returned. Excellent video!

[dulceypeligroso]

Marcus Bachmann is so far in the closet, he's half way to Narnia.

As if prayer actually works - I've asked my invisible Sky Daddy many, many times for a C0ct0pus Prime shirtless vid and what happened? Nothing. ;)

[alexandreleverrier]

what a psycho

[drummerkid1993]

We try to stop Muslim terrorists from blowing up buildings.

I guess they must be a victim of religious bigotry too because their holy book says to kill non-believers.

[AtheistCitizen]

it's who he likes to spend his day with...

[ilackedtheheart]

I actually agree with Bryan Fischer. Yes, this is an example of religious bigotry, It's bigotry perpetrated by fundie Christians towards the gays.

[johnnyphoenix74]

heheh its so fucking priceless her husband is clearly gay.

[TheHigherVoltage]

Ever wonder what Germany sounded like in the 1910s? Just listen to a Christian fundie today.

[YY4Me133]

@C0ct0pusPrime @0:50 They do believe you can go from straight to gay. At least, they claim they do. That's one of the reasons they give for not wanting their kids around gay people. They're afraid they'll be "recruited."

@1:15 I guess that speaking out against slavery is also an attack on christians because their bible tells them it's okay to buy, sell, inherit, and beat slaves.

[tremedar]

"If our (founding)fathers thought taxation without representation was bad, what would they think about representation WITH taxation"Uhhh, dumbass, that's what they WANTED. Had they gotten it, we might be citizens of the British Empire now.

[Anghellik9]

7:44 - The founding fathers were not against taxation. They were against taxation without representation. What a stupid fucking question.

[masticina]

Marcus would make such a fabulous first lady [of course I don't want bachmann to lead america to hell]

[Celephais42]

I herd Marcus Bachman uses corrective rape at his clinic.

[fuck1929]

@Celephais42 Please tell me more...

[Sotamursu90]

Did she just blame Obama for the swine flu or at least imply it? What. The. Fuck.

[hellshade2]

"barbarians need to be educated"

right,and let's start with these rightwing,nutjob, bronze age bullshit believing conservatives....

[grebrim]

"Not all cultures are equal."

So true hicklady, so true.

[Sockrawteez]

If our government had turned into a Cartel..Cocaine would be legal, and we sure as hell wouldn't be in debt.

[rehetbutler]

fag hag!

[rygy82]

I cannot believe they would spout this crap!!! This is exactly why I can't stand the religious right!

[mw2000]

One thing you learn with conservatives - the bully is always the victim.

[cruelbusiness1984]

@C0ct0pusPrime: who was that @ the end? was that a youtuber or madd or saturday night live?

[rickrude757]

Great Vid

[steinarrexfaroensis]

Best video description I've ever seen! hands down

[cruelbusiness1984]

@1:39 I love how these pr*cks hav somehow turned their hatred of gays, their oppression of us, in2 their the victims. its like that one mad sketch of how 2 b a drama queen and she demonstrates that by havin the class show what they've learned by turning not havin their homework in 2 being the victim, in every way. tools! grr

[sfg911]

Not another Sarah Palin!!!!

[cruelbusiness1984]

@sfg911 I think she's startin 2 go off the deep end farther then sarah, gettin close

[pyr666]

@sfg911

palin is moderate by comparison.

[MistahNickells]

good vid man

[Coyotecyb]

Anyone notice that bachman's head looks like there are horns?

[A16AdamWalker]

... This is a serious candidate for President in the US? Seriously? This Woman? F**k... makes you want to wish for the Chinese to invade already and take all of us over, and stop people like this getting any air time.

[Venator70]

I agree C0c.

I wish to promote my challenge to these choicers. Choose to be Gay for a Day.

Ask them to be gay for 24 hours. They don't need to bed anyone, they don't even need to leave their house. They just need to be gay...for one day. I haven't had any takers so far.

[cruelbusiness1984]

@Venator70 oh they should hav 2 masterbate 2 their same sex porn. @least, mayb they should hav 2 hit on a gay person of their same sex 2. just 2 fully grasp their choice of the day :D great idea tho :)

[Venator70]

@cruelbusiness1984 They can if they wish but they don't need to. I don't want to turn off people who would be violently disgusted by "immoral" behaviour. I want to be as accommodating as I can in this experiment. I'm sure that as a straight person they are aware of their sexuality but can get by in life without having to hit on the person they see. All they need to do is "be gay"...by choice and by their own metric....and then let us know how it went.

[meleder]

Watching that idiot makes me asexual, so may be he is right. After watchign him I never want to have sex again :)

[pntrsatan]

i wish i could change from poor to rich can the bible help me please. praise jesus

[FilipH86]

during the Bush - Kerry election they tested the IQ of alot of people and came up with the results that the 20 states with the lowest IQ were all republican, so when people say republicans are idiots that's the truth and no wonder there are stupid republican politicians representing their stupid voters.

Republicans may they never be elected to anything

[SeventhCycle]

The one thing I agree with Bachmann in this case is that not all cultures are equal.

Having been to Saudi Arabia and Egypt, I am inclined to think that the US is superior in several ways. Gender equality, religious freedom (including atheism), sexual liberation, LGBT issues are light years ahead here in comparison to over there.

I appreciate the epic irony here considering her backwards belief system. Nonetheless, what I think she said there has merit. A stopped watch is right twice a day.

[Pigdowndog]

@SeventhCycle

"Having been to Saudi Arabia and Egypt, I am inclined to think that the US is superior in several ways. Gender equality, religious freedom (including atheism), sexual liberation, LGBT issues are light years ahead here in comparison to over there."

You are also light years behind Europe in relation to those issues, sadly.

[SeventhCycle]

@Pigdowndog I would have pointed that truth out if I had enough characters left in the comment box. You are sooo right about that.

[nitebladerulz]

1 Spastic watched this video.

[GreenyFool]

Tell me America, how do "politicians" like this moron and Sarah Palin actually get televised and taken seriously? I haven't seen anything like it in other countries, sure, the Netherlands has it's bigotry with Geert Wilders, and the British with the BNP, but the Tea Party is in a league of their own when it comes to stupidity, they are simply uneducated.

[TamaNewb]

Hes gay... how brain washed can someone be by religion not to realize that you were born gay?

[Eagle3396]

Heres half a joke. Michelle Bachman meets Sarah Palin in a bar. Okay someone else come up with a punch line.

[twaallen32]

"...religious bigotry"!?!?!?!?! Are you serious? Someone makes a testable claim that has been shown by modern psychology to be very flawed, and we can't criticize her for idiocy lest we charged with religious bigotry? That's as bad as when people throw out the race card in a dispute simply because a difference in skin color is apparent.

[WouldbeSage]

Heterosexuals are known to become much more likely to engage in homosexual acts while in prison or a similar controlled ewnvironment.

[Falloutglitch]

@fruitikay yay for boobs

[fruitikay]

You can change your sexual behavior, but you cannot change who you are attracted to. For example, I'm bisexual...but I have a fiancee and am getting married to a male...so....I'm going to be living a 'straight' lifestyle (hopefully) for the rest of my life. I have chosen to be with him and him only. BUT I'm still a bisexual because men and women are hot. Nuf said. I can abstain from "being" w/ women, but I can't NOT like boobs. lol.

[DazedConfused989]

7:35 "...if our founders thought that taxation without representation was bad, what would they think of representation with taxation?"

That was kinda like what they were fighting for wasn't it? Wow this bitch is stupid. If she becomes president I'm defecting to Canada.