The Dreaded Dancing Blue Badger

[Persian1313]

Great... Now, I have this song starting to play in my head every time I see a murder in a movie... -_-'

[RadioActiveOreo]

This creeped me out so much.. XD

[Cryptographer12]

Watching Meekins almost get murdered while this song played was hilariously morbid. It was like a scene out of Coen brothers film.

[sayisrad]

I swear to god I almost pooed myself in Miles Edgeworth investigations.

[Katarochan]

Just wait until you see Proto Badger.

[randomthing9]

Kill it with fire!

[xXLolitaxKenjiXx]

*giggle* I love the Blue Badger!! X33 It's so cute and it's theme is so catchy~!! <33333

[sonicfangamer2]

@xXLolitaxKenjiXx OH NO WE HAVE A VICTIM TO THE DREADED DANCER WHACK HIM WITH SOMETHING!

[mecha1018]

is it just me or is dat thing plain creepy

[11bossk12roblox]

Dododododo do doo do dododo dodododoDOdo do dododododo, dododododo do do doo dododo, do do do do dododo do do.

[11bossk12roblox]

i feel it in my soul...

[Madt001]

There's no way Gumshoe made that wriggling piece of plywood. It wouldn't move or make any sound at all if it was made by him.

[fracc90]

@Madt001 but who said he made the mechanics for the motion?

[PokerJoker811]

@Madt001 Well, it DID break down in the credits.

[GuitaRDudE6722]

this could totally be used in a scary movie soundtrack...same way they usually use music from a kiddy piano or something...

[pazooca44]

phoenix:this is the final piece of evidence that will show that this man is the killer !

(show blue badger)

judge what ? why?

phoenix: because (explanation)

judge:that absolutely true!

bad guy:FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!­!

(this music plays)

[XcoolzX17]

ITS ALIVEEEEEE ITS ALIVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[MrsSonicSpeed]

thumbs up if you used this as a reference so that you can learn the Blue Badger dance :D

[superaram]

that...that.... IT'S THAT THING !

[jay5rock]

i think it is cute....

[iTomzXD]

scary.

[Canekind]

gpoy

[L2GB]

Oh Dios! El armadillo azul!!!!1

[QueenofHats]

KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

[25bloodfang]

okay can someone just tell me where to look for the plywood?beacuse i cant find it

[CelloxViolin]

OMG ITS THAT BADGER THINGY i remember when you had to rotate that vase er something and then when you turn it right its the blue badger head XD

[SERSUFFOCATE]

can I take out his batteries? I can't help but think he's going to do something naughty.

[TsunWolfiie]

the proto badger is much creepier D:

[Glitcher2000]

*is hypnotizzzzzzed* o_O

[SteffersFavourites]

I love wriggling pieces of plywood! <3

[Lardo137]

It's soulless black eyes stare at you coldly as you enter the room. The sinister dancing gives you a vivid image of the 13th circle of hell. It waves it's blood red baton threateningly, and it's small demonic smile promises a painful death.

"This is the pride and joy of the police force, sir!"

[blankaex]

Edgeworth: What the hell is that wriggling piece of plywood!?

Meekins: Sir! That is the pride and joy of the entire Criminal Affairs Department, sir! It's the Blue Badger, sir!

[tailsfan55]

What the hell is that Piece of plywood doing?

[Dyldoification]

NAME AND OCCUPATION!

my name is mike meekins sir!

my occupation? well i guess, murderer...

[Evolana]

I love it ;_;

[Relesy]

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT WRIGGLING PIECE OF PLYWOOD?!?

[momottebayo001]

This badger will always remain in my heart. For it gave me the best laugh I've ever had in my whole Ace Attorney(playing) years. Thinking back... I sure made a scene during the time I witnessed Edgeworth's reaction.lol

[IThinkIMightBeRobert]

I like the part with the Blue Badger.

[lilmoonprincess125]

- watches video - WTF

[KonaChan12]

I used to think this was creepy but not anymore when I saw the proto badger O_O

[HmmmmmLemmeThinkNo]

...Those are my sentiments exactly. I don't know why I clicked it.. *dies*

[vihannes3]

IT'S EYE IS MELTING!

[OtakuNeni]

Screw Viola Cadaverini and Dahlia Hawthorne's true face!! Screw every creepy wittness EVER! This thing pawns them in creepyness BIG TIME!!

[iusethelancer1]

@OtakuNeni but... gant still wins for creepiest stare.

[usbfuse]

WTH IS THAT WRIGGLING PIECE OF PLYWOOD!?

[Zelenardiana]

Gumshoe: it just runs until the battery goes out. Ema: hey, can I pull out the batteries? Phoenix: why? Ema: I don't know I just feel like it's gonna do something bad. Phoenx: ...

[cuteEEVEE48559]

the blue badger creeps me out!!!!

[MetaKnight51097]

What the hell is that wriggling piece of plywood?!

[DarkGoddessMorrigan]

The blue badger is still writhing...

[wooperboy60]

True murderer in SL-9.

[pokesprite999]

Whenever I hear this music I get creeped out... o_0

[blushingantics]

I want a stuffed Blue Badger. I can easily think of 2 things creepier than the Badger: Gant and Meekins. Gant with the clapping, and Meekins with the squeal.

[Kyaksa]

I loved the msuci though 8D

8D And I love how the Badger is staring right into my soul

[SoLinkSmash]

Am I the only one that thinks a family reunion with the Blue Badger, Weegee, and the Tails Doll would be awesome?

[DreamsRebirth]

badger get!

[lieutenantValera]

Am I the only one who thinks this is really cute and not disturbing???

[stickmeister0]

@lieutenantValera I think it's cute too.

[Kyaksa]

@lieutenantValera I second this...!

[lonershadowfox]

@lieutenantValera I love the Blue Badger too! He's so cute!!

[poke931]

@lonershadowfox TRUE THAT!!! i could listen to this song and the B.B. all day X3

[gamefreakin]

@lieutenantValera This version is not scary.... the proto-badger however......

[Lorenzo2300]

D°:

[AlexSTALKED]

This thing freaks me out...

[blankaex]

Edgeworth: What the hell is that wriggling piece of plywood!?

Meekins: Sir! That is the pride and joy of the entire Criminal Affairs Department, sir! It's the Blue Badger, sir!

[mikuhatsunevocal]

Its a work of art!

dont you think so, pal?

[damonkatumaru]

You can blame Gumshoe for this abomination!

[blankaex]

@damonkatumaru No you can't. Gumshoe signed a contract saying he had nothing to do with the blue badger (even though he made all of it) and it says that the chief of police did everything.

[lightschils]

"Let's give it the benefit of the doubt and say its dancing"

[Andoverstage]

Pure Evil in the makeing

[keepthebeat929]

"What the hell is that wriggling piece of plywood?!" - Edgeworth

It must be because I have two children, but this theme is kind of cute.

[ShadowsWrath0]

*in tune while smiling creepily*

o/` Stab-a Stab-a you. Right. In-the-back.

Kill everyyyy-one. That. You-have-ever-loved. o/` :D

o/` Badger-Badger strike. Them. In-their-sleep. Don't. Look. Now. I'm right. Be-hind. You. o/` :D

[777RandomDude777]

Hard to believe that this song got remixed into an epic Fanfare in ME XD

[JohnSegway]

The horror....

THE HORRORRRRRR

[Greensburgg]

Didn't gumshoe design him back in AA? Why isn't he rich yet?

[RiskyRussian]

No, the chief of police did i believe.

[TheDevilbuster]

@Greensburgg Well, you see the Blue Badger all over the place in Apollo Justice, so...maybe he did. That's probably why he's not around.

[Jar03D]

Kay: Badger Get!

[hikarinoryu]

I like this guy.... PROTO Badger on the other hand.... *shudder*

[RiskyRussian]

yeah D: proto badger was yerrifying

[demonicanthonyalbert]

Badger Get

[animedanceluver]

I now want to see the Blue Badger acting as the Pink Princess's sidekick.

[HolyHeadphones]

wahhhhhh

WHAT IT APPEARS IN EDGEWORTH GAME? NOOOOOOOO D;

[timdevries1003]

YES

AND THE PINK BADGER TOO.

[HolyHeadphones]

WHAT. OH GOD.

I'm on that case right now. I SHAT BRIX IN THE BEGINNING. D; I've barely started the case, but wahhhh -whimpers-

[timdevries1003]

LOLOLOL me too.That Proto Badger :| If we talk about the same XD

[HolyHeadphones]

....wah i finished the case. Dear God...i aint gonan sleep well. Jk xD

[timdevries1003]

Poor you xD

[SpeakerPhonesThe7th]

favorite quote from rise from the ashes

"what the hell is that wriggiling peice of plywood"

[videomaker580]

This was the most annoying character from Rise From The Ashes, but I like the tune for some reason. I find it kind of shameful that I can actually play it on piano.

[cluckyace197]

the blue badger and the pink badger make a nice couple

[kingbooforums]

i love it.

[tyranidassassinV2]

badgerbadgerbadgerbadgebadger mushrooom mushroom

[Helenoodle]

THAT'S NO BADGER.

[sk649367]

Its a space station.

[Amako94]

I played this game. And when Gumshoe said to me that was him who had made it, I said myself: "It deserves him, that... " -_-'

[Jaeplane]

It's... Such an adorable piece of plywood...

[meebs95]

his eyes look like he has taken drugs...... o.O

[princessrad111]

I LIKE IIIIT! how is it in any way scary? look at the biiiiig cute smile!

[jenskeroro]

If you have played Ace Attorney you´ll think it´s scary.

[lindajing]

And if you play Miles Edgeworth: Perfect Prosecuter Case 3...<____<

You'll see~

[jenskeroro]

havent playd it yet, but I will

[Sizacu]

@lindajing oh God I'm playing that case right now. I'm slightly scared now because of it xD

[shoopdewooooooop]

its scary because of the jar. the frigin jar.

[MatameVideos]

I think it's cute

[shoopdewooooooop]

yeah a cute dancing badger that happens to be at every murder seen, plotting a new murder.

[MatameVideos]

QCW!!

O_O

[NYhippie543]

He's the accomplice!

[Gackra]

If you play its theme at 3:30am in a locked room (could be anywhere) it will appear and take your soul with its baton. The last thing you see is its forever smiling face as it bores down on your remaining corpse.

[spongepokemon]

@Gackra OMG it happened to me so i'll like this.

[SilentCloudedSoul]

But... It's cute, in a creepy kind of way.

[blacklight112]

YAAAAAAAY!!!!!! :)

[Neehtils]

At first I thought the Blue Badger was the murderer. Because wasn't he in the murder scene thing at the start of 1-5 when you see the murer happen? Freaky...

[SuperDarkus411]

Edgeworth: WHAT THE HELL IS THIS FREAKIN PIECE OF PLYWOOD!?

Darkus: It's the Blue Badger...

[xXxBlueEyedAngelxXx]

OH NOOOOEEESSS *runs away* XDDDD

[TheL0ll3r]

Mmm, i don't remember. why is damaged?

[RedCoatPrds]

Because Gumshoe made it...

xD

[MaidenofNight]

Edgey: What the hell was that wriggling piece of plywood?

Lol, thats what she said, for starters. Secondly, its TEH BLUE BADGER! he needs a bigger fanbase, seriously. *starts dancing*

[gomagicalmina]

You can't help but love the blue badger. He's super awesome! How can you hate a piece of plywood that dances?

[Stevenup7004]

It made the job of proving that Goodman was not the victim in the PD a LOT harder.

[gomagicalmina]

actually it was meekins fault for leaving it on.

[blueringedumbreon]

But it cant be turned off =/ It keeps going till its batteries die... Haha blue badger u keep having to die XP Sorry I don't like him...

[gomagicalmina]

you can take the batteries out. (how can you hate a blue piece of plywood?)

[blueringedumbreon]

True... I hate him cuz he made solving the case waaay longer than it had to be. If he wasn't there, it would have been solved in five minutes since you would be able to see the guy's face XD

[fullmetalx91]

That damn music was annoying when I first played Rise from the Ashes. Especially because I was stuck on a part where I had to hear it OVER AND OVER AND OVER.

[LexLight1]

@fullmetalx91 In the one in which you've had to make the "unstable jar" to look like the Blue Badger? Well, I was stuck in that part too, but I've solved it. :)

[Lystius]

Poor guy. He's got muuuuuuuch less fanbase than he deserves.

[tehQED]

I remember watching that security tape where the badger covered up like everything. The badger own3d everyone in the courtroom, especialy Edgy.

[RobloxMario]

Edgey:What the hell was that wriggling piece of plywood?!

Me:That's what happens when Detective Gumshoe has too much spare time,boredom,and plywood. O:

[mew432]

I've learned this dance. :D Anime convention, here I come!

[dragonfyre1735]

What the HELL was that wriggling piece of plywood?

[TrainerAlec]

I couldn't stop laughing when Edgeworth said that xD

[dragonfyre1735]

Neither could I, my friend, neither could I. 'Twas almost as funny as when Franziska lost a case. XD

[charkyem]

I'm trying to learn the blue badger dance...

[niezo49]

Edgeworth: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT WRIGLING PIECE OF PLYWOOD?!

[KyoSohma221]

I love The Blue Badger =D It's so creepy and hilarious at the same time XD

[NintendoJake]

Whats with the handprint?

[monkeyshinobi]

Omg why is the baton red!!!! XD Lol ♥ Blue badger!!

[RealXgor]

weegee isn't scary!

THIS IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[stevencheatcodes]

*dancing with Gumshoe*

[yamiisawesome111]

hehehehehehehe... *is hypnotised*

[shadowlakitu]

>: |

Note to Gumshoe: Never make things dance. Ever.

[kittymeow002]

Dude, Gumshoe must be like, rolling in money by now, since he invented the Blue Badger.. xD

[themettking]

Sorry, but Gumshoe only made the dancing version. The head of criminal affairs created the blue badger. So back to ramen for this detective.

[BLARGHALT]

You cannot grasp the true form of Blue Badger's dance!

[BlackJack10183]

IM GONNA HAVE NIGHTMARES NOW

[plm123456123]

ITS HYPNOTISING YOU!!!

[Brawldud]

It's going to hypnotize all of us!!! Run!!!

-everybody keeps staring at the Blue Badger-

Payne: Mr. Wright is badgering the courtroom!

Wright: No, the blue piece of dancing plywood is!

[Brawldud]

-quote T&T-

Gumshoe: Me as the Blue Badger...

I wouldn't miss that for the world...

[1Luigifanatic]

-End Quote-

[YepYepYepNo]

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

[phishfry44]

What is the Blue Badger from?

[JagWar1752]

phishfry44...

Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney for the Nintendo Dual-Screen.

[narutoroxoutloud]

The Blue Badger: Scarring young minds forever since 2005.

[Maxi88Millian]

lolz

[hjalti123456789]

how is that a badger...

[narutoroxoutloud]

its head is shaped like a steriotypical police badge. believe me it took me MONTHS to figure that out

[vulgarshudder]

Ooooooh....it's been years and I never realised!

[TheMarsBarMurderer]

Oh yeah!! I never realised that until now!! Lol!! :-)

[LordZero666]

Dang i never figured that out either...

[EmmeryLight]

I love the Blue Badger<3

I think it's cute ^o^

[Barrylocke]

I just had a sudden thought of Edgeworth and Gumshoe sitting somewhere (doing work in the office, waiting for an appointment who's running late) and Gumshoe hums the song to pass the time, only to be cut short by an evil glare from Edgeworth.

[PokeEXE]

He's adorable! :D

The music though...

[cwk12782]

What the hell is this wrigling piece of plywood...?

[tripleha2]

im so disturbed by this guy

i'll be seeing him in my nightmares...

[luvsasuke]

ahhhhh!!! my brain! the melody! ahhh!!!

xD;

[wereguy2]

Thats actually my pet rabbit

[TheDevilbuster]

I don't think it's creepy at all. He looks too simple and innocent to be creepy. It's like a manifestation of what goes on in Gumshoe's head. :P

[michelle192837]

Totally agreed. XD What else would you expect Gumshoe to do?

Poor him, though...Edgeworth never appreciates what Gumshoe does. ^^

[gieterrr]

the powurz of weegee and the tails doll combined can't even beat this... this... MONSTER

WHY GOD, WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?

[Travolta3335]

i wuz expecting a screamer...

[gruntguy007]

the blue badger, in no way resembles sonic the hedgehog (sarcasm)

[MediocrexGenerica]

Omg I love the Blue Badger!

-favorites- xD

[PigeonPieProductions]

...Why do I have the sudden urge to get up and dance along? It's too damn catchy, that's why!