Let's Play Resident Evil 5 Part 31

[basilpaw]

That journal thing was so epic... I couldn't stop laughing, especially at the cookie 8'D Your vids are really keeping me going through bad times, laughter's the best medicine, after all. Cheers, mate :D

[mattiesensei666]

if Irving did kill Chris and Sheva he'd probably end up being Africa's loch ness monster

[NinjaRobotAssassin]

Because of you now I laugh every time I hear someone say 'YOOUUU' in a funny voice Cx

[TheTennis4ever]

5:24 - 6:02 best part ever LMAO

[Fatality841]

when u did the dear diary thing on the piece of paper I LAUGHED SO HARD xD

[SOLDIER7395]

I'm subscribing because of the dear diary thing. xD

[Wickerrman]

It's clearly pronounced our rob or ross :D those who have watched red dwarf know what I mean :P

[chy21592]

that journal was the funniest thing i've ever seen!!!

[cookiemonster00able]

subscribed

[nickjoekevinjonas27]

You need to do more "journal" times ^_^

[Dubonjierugi]

Sorry, the correct pronunciation of Uroboros (if it is the same as ouroboros) is the way they say it in the game :P

You're just British and pronounce most words completely differently. Figured I'd point that out, you're vids are awesome btw

[Ben78177]

Best RE5 Walkthrough I've Seen You Really Find The Comedic Value Within A Game And Make It Really Funny

[Shea58Shreds]

wtf XD why did you put the paper in with milk and cookies??? im so confused. but it made me lmfao non stop :P

[R351D3NT4]

i swear at 6:10 Sheva went cross-eyed

[Argentinaworldcup200]

Really? IT TAKES A BULLET TO KILL A SPIDER?!?!?

[Sugardaddy501]

Nighty night cracken; too bad jack sparrows not there cus you could have used him in that fight.

[R351D3NT4]

When i'm bored i watch your resident evil 5 videos and they don't bore me coz they're really funny

P.S Loved the diary entry, funny as

[TheNintend0Br0thers]

"Reload Speed Up- Aw Bawls"

[Bungan8044]

Spiders, the only thing I hate more than Sheva.

[chanman25252]

Who the hell id driving this boat??!!! XD

[pinkgoth6]

Firepower-

(chink-chink) UPGRADE

Capacity-

(chink-chink) UPGRADE

Reload speed-

AWW BALLS XD

[ArbypwnChiefneday]

-.- why does everyone mispronounce uroboros over here? heartless, way to go, you've shown an american just how stupid this country can be. XD

[rchoung34]

omg LOLOLOLOLOL the diary was hahalarious

[LPZeroEnna]

ZOMG ROFLMAO I love the diary!

[2727rickyd]

what a weird creature eh guys?

[Digique]

I dont even own this Game or a PS3 an man your not doing a good jop, you should Have her on the other gun so you both could do more damege to the basterd, an the SHot gun she has is better then the one you have so i would switch with her an give her a Pistol so she wont run out of Sniper Ammo

[JessyDupre]

Now the spiders have ammo? I've never seen a spider use a gun! :p Blah, no sense! :p

[leboguy09]

i would like to meet and greet killsmachineb and whiteshadow

[HolyDemonSnap]

I think S means special needs. :)

Just kidding. :D

I believe it's, like, special ops or some such. XD

[victor91361]

I just had to add this one to my favorites. You should do more diary intermissions in your Lp's heartless. On second thought don't bother cuz that is what made this video original.

[Dongre56]

you take it... hahahahhahahah... why is she spinning around. hilarious. sounds good to me chris. bottom line - you're funny!

[darkchiron]

It would have been hilarious if, when Josh turned around and gave that stupid little wave, something came out of the water and ate him. I was actually hoping it'd happen.

[C3n3dra72]

when you wrote your diary I thought you were going to use pepsi I was so surprised to see you using milk instead ....and I went down stairs and I found to liters of pepsi and I was like I am going to drink this and watch the rest of your show.....NOTHING COULD BE BETTER!

[Petitetinypengu]

Your diary is so funny! Bread, ketchup, milk and a cookie (or is it a biscuit?). I feel like writing my own inner thoughts dump it in a glass cup pour milk and dip a chips ahoy brand cookie in it. XD

Mmm...crumbly thoughts...

[flanktanka]

you rllly dont like her do u lol

[Knowtrueloveways]

You thought he was from NEW YORK?? We don't sound that bad! :)

[Petitetinypengu]

lol yeah I live in Jersey so I know people form New York. They don't talk like that XD

Well I guess the same could be said of us when we do British accents :3

[bellacullen1234561]

i love watching your videos! when i was in the hospital after my surgery, my cuz told me that this guy on youtube aka YOU heartless, would probably cheer me up. Well, you did just that! i watched your alone in the dark vids and some of these and i cant get enough! if you see this, that means that im doing alot better and you are the funniest person ive ever seen! technocially heard but still! =)

[666theheartless666]

haha :D well im glad ur cuz told u about my stuff :P

[pieman993]

@bellacullen1234561

i agree wit u funniest on internetz.

hope your doin good (if it was true i trustz no 1z

[Lewisakid]

HHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, ure diary is the best!! =) and itz taste of milk, sauce and bread of the ones ive ssen

[gunfire412]

Subsrcibed!

[666theheartless666]

lol thanks :D

[msceilie47]

i think sheva has a nice butt crack

[UberBunneh]

'S' is basically the highest score you can get or like... the highest class in skill. I guess you could think of it as 'superb' or something. :3

[thebexx]

xD another Diary time with theheartless.

Out of all the people I have seen nobody has been random/witty enough to do something that funny.

[oXGenesisXo]

Does anyone else ever wonder what happens to the people AFTER they mutate into huge beasts like that? like what happened if Irving actually killed Cris and Sheva? Is he stuck like that forever? Or do they turn back into humans?

[666theheartless666]

lmao yeah what wud u do just be like "ah crap what now" then just starve to death or get caught by a supersillious fisherman.

[troytje16]

haha that diary part was pricelessXD

[ZombieBuster007]

you write in you diary the same way i do!

only i use hot coco and frosted donuts

[ThePro777Gamer555]

that diary part was hi-larious good work keep up the funny bussiness

[Benisjamminnn]

heartless, diarys are soooooo last year. Now we use electronic diarys bought at Toys R' Us. They come with stickers and and everything!!!!! It's kind of sad really. Americans are so self aware that we need to teech our children to lock their dirays. *SIGH* What a sad world. I don't really have a diary, unless you consider a random book a diary.

[hawkeyes3000]

He's from essex. American ? Get a lifwe. Or some common sense.

[tooyjfwn]

FYI irving mutated into a teenage mutant ninja tonsil

[666theheartless666]

lmfao thats comedy in its highest incarnation lmao :D

[thekirbymaster1]

dude u say uroborus like a japanese man

[AwesomeAltaria]

yeah i agree with the salazar irving thing

but salazar kicks a lot more ass

[666theheartless666]

sure does because he doesnt say "BAAYYADD"

[PookieBearDaisy]

irving sounds like that short guy salazar i think in re4 lol both annoying and weird looking

[666theheartless666]

yeah ur right and both of them mutated into huge beasts and acted like their tongue... i see what you are getting at :O

[xPoptartt]

LOL.

Pure genius. You've made my day.

[derangedband]

oh my god- that diary part cracked me up! thats amazingl!!

*high fives*

[WhiteShadow010]

u aint kiddin wen u say i got a lot of catchin up 2 do =P, i jus skipped the silent hill vids and went straight to re5....though i might go bak and watch em jus to see wat kind of wacky shennanigans u get urself into.

P.S. YYYOOOUUU GRRRAAABBBIITTT

[666theheartless666]

haha il be honest about silent hill a lot of people like it but some dont so if ur not sure try watching one or 2 and if u dont like them then dont waste any more time lol some can be said its an aquired taste ^_^ i do make a diary entry in one of the first vids tho :D

[Zhigwich]

lol, great diary entry XD

[ChildrenOfNodom]

Sheva: That's the boat the women used to get away

(Journal) Dear diary, just thought I'd mention because sheva thinks I'm an idiot....

[A lot of words later] I should prbably write it down just in case.. so thats what I'm doing right now... "wrap" "put in glass" "put in MILK" and Cookie =DD I watched that like... 4 or 5 times one after the other xDD

[andK8Esaid]

A thing and a Green thing !

very excellent indeed.

[aj2326]

I don't like them spiders!!

[slickluke01]

hey the diary is back! hey was it me? because i asked an few days ago for it and its back!!!!!!! YEAH!

[Killzorzbee]

Wow, commenting machine! I take that as a compliment. Thanks :P

By the way, I attended to my grandfather's funeral today, so I was kinda sad when I came back. But when I started watching your vids, I got all happy and stuff.

So that's really spiffing. :)

The cutscene was awesome, random and original, you should really do more of those :P

You're coming up with more and more ways to tell Sheva to get out of the way every minute it seems :P

[666theheartless666]

tis a compliment keep it up ^_^ haha

[slickluke01]

oooooooooooooooookkkkkkkkkkkkk­k

whats with the cookie and papery milk?

[Killzorzbee]

Don't worry, I will :P

[chickmcjr]

'If I have to dodge one more time I'm going to be angry *gets hit*'

Well at least you didn't dodge! :3

[Killzorzbee]

Yeah but he had to dodge , and he said if he had to dodge one more time he'd get angry, and he had to (I'm repeating myself, I know) so he got angry ^^

[PhantomHybrid]

lol the diary is back!

[getoverhere23]

wen he asked abt the facility, didnt he show irving a picture of jill, and then she just wanted to watch him disolve, also wat was up with the note in the milk

[unholyangle001]

lol he just does stuff with the notes. he did one in his dead space series. just a random thing that i find funny xD

[unholyangle001]

irving reminds me of eddie izzard. that is why i asked if you knew who he was before you started videos =P

[666theheartless666]

yeah me too its probably the sort of feminine eyes and the short blonde hair :D i get it now

[unholyangle001]

that and he just seems a little bit like him maybe i just think its the suit that eddie wore before going to the shows in his dresses... xP