Lindsay Lohan Cries and the Internet Dies!

[TheRowdyApe]

RIP Phil. you were incredible.

[SuperSpoonProduction]

@TheRowdyApe wat.

[94biko]

lol, nice title

[yahitsme227]

Lol "the Internet is dying" I doubt the cats'll like that

[blue80907]

Rush LAMEbaugh...what a douche bag. Religion is sooooo stupid. Another fact to confirm it. Wow, you covered a lot today!!!

[KickButtAmerican]

I miss your angry birds background

[avrgboy]

1.4 million first day?!?!?!?!?

[TotalWarMaster13]

shit from his mouth?? he was right when it comes to america is sucking down the resources of the world and has lost all morals. I know some americans are greatfull, I am american and I am greatful and I don't waist anything, and I live by my morals. But America is just turning into a monster of a super power.

[horekar]

I just got filled? That sounds so wrong... XD

[Jermz505]

Lolz Lindsays dad is awsome

[Bluemu77]

*Urk*

the 'M' in ATM is Machine

[M1ggyP1ggy]

fuck the illuminati

[adventseph]

@M1ggyP1ggy Damn those dead Bavarian atheists that were killed for not believing in God or Satan during a time of predominant religious belief and fear. Fuck them indeed.

I swear, people like you go on ranting about the Illuminati without even knowing what they were. What's next? You gonna tell me that a bunch of stupid rappers knew what no one else did? Faggot.

[MortenRoarBerg]

Cut cut cut cut cut cut cut cut cut cut cut cut...

[Quillie89]

I Liked this vid coz your helping everyone be Ninja's :)

[KnightofDuroch]

Yay for Olga

[PandaLuver347]

Rush Limbaugh is a fucking idiot.

[Istaru97]

For the first time like ever, I actually feel compassion for Lindsey... Wow... Phil is pretty darn cool

[bigbirdinthehouse99]

I just unsubed you Dick! Get a life and stop updating on lindsays You stupid mother fucker

[chuckestir19]

I s that s=it 4 real Phil Hole?!

[Duke1839]

Rush Limbaugh rocks! I don't know if Obama is purposefully trying to ruin the country but I can't say what he would be doing differently if he was.

[tallgrinny]

alrighty then...1 what is it with talkin like a meth freak do you think that makes you sound cool or superior?

2 cmon the t-shirt with a suit jacket look is a little tired...i wonder...does chevy chase know your raiding his wardrobe?

[TDICaitlincookegroup]

Rush Limbaugh look like an obese Blob

[TheOnlyBrooks]

"ATM machine" = Auto Teller Machine, machine. Phil is the tautology king.

[GATOR365]

i have that comp!

[Unwilin1969]

we all have a thing for crazy chicks!!! They have NO BOUNDARIES!!!! Which equals awesome sex

[HelplessPeon]

You edit your videos to make yourself seem like a strung out caffeine junky cokehead.

[MrPuffaluffagus]

@HelplessPeon YYYAAAAYYYYYYY!

[musicandwar1]

Teh hell no comments?

[gianna3jeb]

I LOVE YOU PHILLIP DEFRANCO!!!!!! You just got a new fan!!! MUAH!

[GuyRumble]

hey we 8th graders arnt fucking reterd like lindsay

[GuyRumble]

@GuyRumble scrach that retarded

[privateryanfan]

SWING FROM THE HIP NOW!!!!!

[cubturbo]

Hmmm, no comments about the dislike bar yet? Thats a surprise!

[Korruptkonceptsinc]

@cubturbo 1541 ppl are as retarded as lindsay

[MetalBassist1234]

why are you so intresting?!

[zweetcottoncandy]

My moosh mommy!

[masterbaric]

u have a future kid!!! i will be watching your career

[MZWH94]

still waiting for those ninjas...

[artemis1741]

@MZWH94 NINJASSSSS

[MVPacMan23]

and actually, i know people who do that. maybe you having never talked to a miority in your life has something to do with your viewpoint.

[jasonmc618]

GO NO CHURCH

[manofgames112233]

obama is the anti-christ

[rkdukies1]

Hater is the best you have, figured with all your welfare free time you seem to have you could come back with something better. Guess not, kids today, just need to start weeding out the weak. I would start with you.

[mgntstr]

hey phill you got barry soetoro's name wrong

[Fredmk071]

I HATE U.YOU MADE ASA QUIT IDIOT AND FOR THAT FOOLISHNISH BITCH ASS IDIOT

[nikamota]

You're an attractive sexy gorgeous intelligent funny guy/man/boy Phil......but Limbaugh is correct.

I like your bubble gum show though,for people who chew gum and don't think for themselves and instead listen to you regurgitating all of the "news" that you and the bubblegum chewer's all "learned" from the mainstream media,the really important stuff such as what "celebrities" have done,or are doing now,or may do in the near future.

Love it.

[thecoolio2345]

When i read the title "The Internet Dies", i thought itd have to do with JB.

[jollypirate100]

If people older than you do stupid stuff you're twice as stupid if you do it.

[Johnahue23]

"Artist formerly known as relevant" Lol, that was great.

[EMOTIONALLOGICABLE]

Phil leave this girl alone, she is very fragile emotionally even though she is serving time for being a liquorhead and a crackhead. Yes we know what those drugs can due to her they can give her a heart attack, a stroke or worse not just f--k up her mind, but she is a filthy rich celebrity who did the wrong things with that drug abuse, the DUI and DWI and she needs peace and tranquility to herself in that small cell. SHe just needs some nail polish remover for that stunt with her fingernails

[EMOTIONALLOGICABLE]

this man limbaugh is a sanctimonious self righteous sot. and the more he obsesses about how bad the president is and other people of stature, the older Limbaugh appears to be getting

[LauraGarciaCervantes]

i just can't comprehend as to why you are so fantastic

[kings1724]

geht a haircut!

[utubegirl]

Loved this video. Everything you said was so true and, you did it w/ humor too. :) Cool

[roselovesu2]

actually, its both thier faults.

they r both greedy hoes.

[joshjoeandrew]

damn you talk alot but yuor awsome

[rustedrainbow]

Well that guy was talking shit, the us is anything but exceptional. JOKES. Or was it.

[stjimmy381]

way to fix the race problem... INTERBREEDING, my gf is half hispanic... do your part people, fuck some multicultural chicks

[3M1N3MB3ST]

@stjimmy381 If i fucked a full italian chick our baby would be soo sexi.

[killinrights]

rush is right obama doesnt care about us.... obama has promised so much and yet has done nothing.... at all... obama is the one who craps out of his mouth!

[rangerbylaw]

@killinrights ur an idiot 

[CerryMerry]

What I believe everybody fails to realize is that who the real fools are. One people vote him in thinking he could fix everything, ummmm NO he can't. After the damage Bush has done none of the presidents for a long time black or white male or female well be able to fix it. Two how can he be racist toward whites when he is white DUMB-ASSES whoever saying that need to grow a brain because clearly they do not have one.

[jacktuesday]

go read about the monroe doctrine, manifest destiny, or any of the numerous US invasions of latin american countries (nicaragua under president taft, honduras under roosevelt, etc). rush's point isn't so much about race division as it is the historical appropriation of other countries national resources through force. and he's not even close to saying the president hates everyone. you're interpreting what he said so poorly it's kind of ridiculous.

[alanraaaaaa]

@socialbitch1997 stay in school fucking idiot bitch

[fermos11111]

wellll,,gotta do research here ,,,its huge because el rusho is finally becoming awake to the new world order,,,,wake up!!!!! obama works for the corporate america just like bush,,,,they have no choice..neither do we!

[mshalo4ever]

come over here amaya.

[socalbitch1997]

@mshalo4ever hey buddy !!!!!!! [;

[CT2507]

dont u ever shut up!!

[Bigtymme]

Rush is such a douche!!!

[jnutty666]

the president does want the country to fail

[Magyar126]

i would fuck the shit out of linsey lohan so szexi...

[bmjr90]

obama=illuminati puppet

great show by the way!

[jmarie10993]

I mean, hes funny but totally off base about limbaugh. Maybe he should look into what hes saying- turned me offfff.

[Cybermorf]

Its a shame. this girl used to be so beutifull and sexy and look at her now. i realy liked her.

[BigDawg515]

@Cybermorf yeah mean girls wuz da shit i woulda dicked down lindsay everyday on that....... but now she looks like she smells bad all the time... and i mean ALL THE TIME

[MasterH8ter]

hey, I'm on the same page with ya Pal, lindsay Lohans gonna be fine, she's safe there, & I believe this will help her, and who knows? She may have fun? she may enjoy her quality time there? I can only Imagine? Masterbation?

[NeoNHornet]

u Demacrate Basterd he is true Bitch

[pathdude]

Just got to this video today. Unfortunately for you, Rush has been proven to be right 99.6% of the time (according to the unofficial audit firm). And you're right that it is common knowledge that the Bamster is trying to ruin what made this country great. The truth is definitely out there for those who want to see it. ; )

[pathdude]

Just got to this video today. Unfortunately for you, Rush has been proven to be right 99.6% of the time (according to the unofficial audit firm). And you're right that it is common knowledge that the Bamster is trying to ruin what made this country great. The truth is definitely out there for those who want to see it. ; )

[MisterHighway]

PhillyD for Android????? Please?

Lindsey would want you to do it.

P.S. - Why is it always the azzholes who never get cancer? Rush still lives but nice sweet old ladies and old guys who never say meaner things than "Get off my lawn you dang kids!" get cancer. Please, please, PLEASE Rush, rush into a telephone pole at 70mph and don't wear your seatbelt because it is part of the "Liberal" agenda.

[MisterHighway]

Can't post right for some reason :(

[SiiKGAm1nG1337]

1:02 Lol Kunta kinte

[AHarris128]

There's a lot of low rumble on your recent videos, you should run a 60hz high-pass filter on the audio! :)

[slappymacfrodaddy]

It's ok Rush doesn't have to be the douchebag of the day cause he's the default douchebag daily when there isn't another one we can think of.

[1160200692]

umm.... "Swing from the hip now, swing from the hip now, swing from the hip now, swing!" its stuck in my head :((

[campugly]

omfg dude. first episode i've ever seen. and um. you're HELLarius mwahaha. no but seriously, wanna make out? hah, jk. you're awesome.

[paullikesmaps]

Thank you Olga! LOL

[Thewho124]

your AWESOME

[sheetmetalMirrors]

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[ReneeOfTheFae]

You, sir, are marvelous!

I have just subscribed. *^_^*

You're welcome.

[DweedleDumANDDee]

You Look Like Finn From Gle, Don't you think?

[78moneymaka78]

Lindsay Lohan will ALWAYS be a sexy Goddess! and I LOVE the shit she does, she's HELL SEXY AND CRAZY!

[bloodfalcon7722]

i just dont get racist people... i have friends that are blake mexican chinese and they are all very kewl... and when some one says something offense to another race.. i actually get quite defensive... i really just dont get it.

[XinVinnie]

i feel kinda bad for lindsay lohan, i used to watch her movies when i was little. and now shes turned into a japanese tentacle porn monster of sorts....oh well.

[NocturnalSweetie]

I always thought Lindsay was hot although I thought she was hotter when her hair was her natural red and she had curves

[Jaget84]

Spot on tonight. I feel exactly like you in all topics. And I´m Swedish! I chouldn´t even haveto care about half of the subjects=) But I totally agree!

[sagephil]

That last part sounded like a dying ox.

[Kunesume2]

Wait wait wait....wait....did you just referred to Lindsey's breast to that of a Dj turntable? really? LMAO

[kitten90]

@Kunesume2 quite possibly not her boobs........... but something a little further south.... >.<! lol

[Kunesume2]

@kitten90 OO, wow, Epic fail on my part.

[defrancolove16]

i have to agree. i hate rush.

[vinsong]

Embrace the future comrades.

[slayer140783]

"The artist formerly known as Relevant"!

Priceless.

[countpopethe3rd]

@slayer140783 *princeless

[CrazyTimTV]

Haha, go Rush! Rush is making 20 million dollars a month and Phil is fantasizing over drunk celebrity's! I wonder who I should believe? 

[darrenprosser1]

Phil, A lot of us who voted for Obama are upset with his lies, false promises and the blatant manipulation he engaged in to gain our trust and hope. Accordingly, the comments about Limbaugh being racist are just bogus. I hate to say it but Limbaugh was right on when he spoke about Obama. It is not because he is black, it is because he is so establishment when he offered hope and change. The racist charge just shows how desperate the Obama defenders are getting.

[MrVigel]

I beleive that the united states is a super power due to the reasons that rush stated but i dont beleive obama hates the united states

[jimangidude]

He's hardly 'Shitting from his mouth'. He has some very good points about the U.S. Although I don't believe that Obama is trying to get revenge for the U.S's mistreatment of other races.

[rustedrainbow]

@jimangidude America needs to get over it's ego. It's not unpatriotic to be humble.

[Kelitude]

@rustedrainbow It's not all of "America," nor is it all of the United States.

[KickButtAmerican]

@rustedrainbow no it doesnt every great country deserves a fragile yet patriotic ego!

[koliusik89]

youtube.com/watch?v=ig0ZVIA1RV­c

[alsadi33]

dude you talk alot do you think

[AniMerrill]

I'm gonna say honestly that while Rush Limbaugh is MOSTLY a prick who spews nonsense, and what he said may have been coming from the wrong place... its sorta true. Im not saying Obama is a communist overlord who will convert America into a fascist nation, or that Obama REALLY is a problem at all. But America has fucked with people for a long time. And I think in a lot of ways... we're starting to get what we deserve.

Awesome show though. And Lindsay is cute XD

[thugsrus27]

LMAO@ The internet is dead and I didn't even get a memo!

[Kurtrill]

Dude, Rush was right, you couldn't even give a good arguement against what he said. Unsubbed

[jamierox333]

Lindsay said that her kinda-recent 'cocaine video' was a set up.

Judge for yourself: WatchCelebSexTapes. com

[GDHGDYFJH]

Haha Olga Kay!

[23aetos]

PHIL U SHIT FRM UR MOUTH SOMETIME TOO( maybe u always shit frm ur mouth :))

[CKPickup]

not cool man, why would you show me that scary chick 3 times! that's just messed up.. scared the crap out of me the second time she popped up! lol good show!

[slaughterhome]

USA!!!! USA!!!!!

[ThumbsUpMovies]

THIS SHOW IS SO FUCKING ADDICTIVE!

[jordanmquigley]

You sound like the ask a ninja guy

[gigglesilly17]

you suck

[punkfish79]

you shit from yer mouth too....

[Kellina95]

I'm sorry, but you're so FUNNY. (:

[23181329]

rush limbaugh was speaking the truth ..

[awesomedudesaintsfan]

@NukeCss sometimz dude but not rlly 

[omgitsmearbear]

Hey I loooooooveeeeee ur vids, I was wondering if in your next bid can u tlk a lol about Allan broox , like who is she? N more importantly WTF hapened witth her n her utube vids ?

[mrsnoops1958]

Man, i get so sick of hearing about this little twat, she so freaking useless, yet she is always on the t.v. the news, who cares about her anyways, i mean she is just like her mom. They dont have a clue about anything except money and buzzz. I wish they would throw her on an island for awhile with hidden cameras, that would be great. She would probably start smoking coconuts, and doing lines of seashell dust.....Uh speaking of food.....

[busay2]

he is cute :)

[akakgurl]

i thought her crying was for real lol

[jmyjck]

Pretty sure that those words were taken out of context as a whole.

You have to listen to the whole program to get what Rush is actually saying. He is like the Bible, don't base an entire idea of what you have for him off of one minute of his program.

[deliciousdame]

I've just been filled in.......ohh thats what she said! Love the show

[JonnyNevz1]

@TheDonTheSon---- Fuck all humans! I am from the planet Ziberwokie and we hate the human race. We believe all humans should be fucked in the ass with a frozen shit filled condom. We believe Mork and Mindy should be on Dancing w/ the Stars. We hope a meteor made of Oprahs shit destroys earth. Zzeebbeeek da da greeesa veek sada!

[aryul]

@JonnyNevz1 ...liar.

[SunsetKiss03]

Oh my godness. Lindsay Lohan used to be a cute, little and great actress. Now that she's changed her ways, she's lost alot of fans. She doesn't even cry. WTF. I would like to see that though.. Hahaa:)

[kasp9451]

random olga made me lololololololololol

[TheDonTheSon]

MARRY ME LINDSEY....UJ WOULD LOVE ME.....seriously.

[TheDonTheSon]

RUSH...ur right but...its there fcking fault....fucking PAYBACK FUKAS...and the mexicans and blacks are riding with us.....im white and i love all races....time to die no believers...

[commonman80]

I blame the parents also. Why? Because he grew up in My Generation. They were taught ALL THE INFORMATION ON DRUG ADDICTION, AND ALCOHOLISM. I guess they didn't get it. I guess they didn't understand the information they were receiving was to better their lives as well as their children. HER PARENTS ARE JERKS!!!!

However, Lindsay and kids suffering from the same problems NEED LONG TERM HELP. NOT JAIL. They have to be raised all over again. Or they'll Die.

GOT IT. 

[monkeybonez22]

ahhh

[zwatcher]

ONLY 28.000 a year!

mofuer!

I barely top out 16.500 a year, and I'm a supervisor! where's my Damn gun

[milkymile1]

She stupid........... uh hahahahaha

[Wuhzman]

@KingKmoney1 COME

[VincentPhil]

I know obama doesn't thing this whole "the USA are unjust" thing

But hell would not that be good if he did!? Someone with a sense of history and fairness at the top!

(sinking the economy off course out of the picture)

[republicausp]

3:20 "You were driving under the influence of cocaine! Which is probably AWESOME..."

I'd like to know too... :( Can somebody hook me up with that?

[Pentagon1311]

Who gives a shit about Lindsay, Megan is where is at...

[jt55106]

you kind of look like a chick

[xsited1]

Lindsay has tasted female genitalia.

[pizzamon11]

@bullfrog11758 dude u have rephrase europeaens took over the land and i hate spain because iam part native amercian and they took over cuba (iam part cuban african irish hatian and french yes i know french and irish is not a good combation)

[TeensAreStupid]

Tobacco: Following teenagers like the plague follows a rat!

[MostEpicName]

i love the intro haha

[curley247]

If Lohan was my dad I would of already overdosed...

[TheDeadlyDNA]

just when i was gona sub.........

[energ1e1337]

you fuckin mug