Chuck Norris vs Superman

[iRingoDrums]

Chuck norris and super man did actually fight once. The loser would have to wear his underwear over his pants...

[andreasGA1TE]

FAKE FAKE FAKE Chuck Norris he has the cheat of god mode in his blood!!!

[xOrashix]

If Bruce lee and broly teamed up it wouldn't matter the entire planet would have been destroyed

[momocuya]

chuck norris born then superman lost his super..

[Mackrpg]

roundhousekick never fail

[MrNoobiusprime]

Superman could beat chuck norris any day...

[PRBDennis]

@MrNoobiusprime Until he wakes up

[Fearlesspker]

Lol everyone knows that chuck Norris doesn't need nunchucks to whoop supermans ass lol

[HUNRUSPWNZ]

fake coz the TV should have exploded from the awesomeness

[At0m1cA1]

Creator vs Creation

[MaaarkxD]

superman, chuck norris in the same sentence sounds about right

[elephusu]

I want to see how many dislikes i get. Chuck norris would be watsed by superman he can't even beat bruce lee. lolololol

[razzer2502]

@elephusu im sure you will get alot.... of cause im the first

[aparzoo]

How mismatched is this?

He's got nerves of steel

He's indestructible

He's an invincible alien from a dead planet

And what does Superman have?

[MrSaxophone18]

Oh boy, someone is being an imposter. Chuck's not going to take this sitting down...

[wretchedstare]

If Chuck Norris fought Superman the universe would explode!

[ZALOGON1983]

Chuck Norris or Gabriel Omar Batistuta jajajajajajaj

[russiandudeify]

HEY SHUCK NORRIS WOULD'VE KILLED SUPERMAN WITH HIS STARE ALONE!!!! FAKE

[TheCratMan]

chuck norris sucks LOL and every one knowes that superman could just sit there and wank while chuck norris would try all he could and wen chuck norris would be out of steam he woul get his head blowen off by supermans load and you all know it so deal with it ;) chuck norris is like so old news that new from the 1800 would be new news.

[009Nicco]

lol the style should be devil jin

[skate4518]

que mierda lo grabaste con tu calculadora o que y chuck norris al primer puñetaso abria agando

[thesleeplesscoben]

Superman knew he was dead the moment he entered the ring

[FortressGaming]

Man these jokes of ITS OBVIOUSLY FAEK CHAWK NORRIS WULD OWN SUPERMAWN! is getting Annoying,Like arrow to the knee...

[Ufollowme2]

@FortressGaming No, it's fake because Chuck Norris is dead, after getting his ass handed to him by Bruce Lee.

[n3m3sisrE3]

Its probably one of his nightmares! 

[ouzahmed]

There is one man who can beat these two, and that man is KRATOS the God Of War

[Stalicone]

@ouzahmed

Who?

[MasterGamersARMY]

Open Page

Look At Dislike Bar

Leave

[daidakillaz16]

Here everyone this is how it would have went, Chuck enters the arena with super man (1 second latter) is over...

[NuclearParanoia]

Chuck Norris and superman once made a bet on who would win in a fight between them... the one condition was that the loser had to wear their underwear outside their pants from that day foward.

[FredericoDCC]

WHY A FUCKING 69 YEARS OLD MAN NAMED CARLOS IS SO SACRED? (CHUCK NORRIS)

[DerResu]

Chuck Norris dont need a Weapon. He IS the weapon!!!

@KAOTIC300

If you still live tomorrow thank chuck norris that he let you. If not ill follow his will. HAIL CHUCK NORRIS. lol

[yoboos1]

chuck norris FTW

[MattSkyrim]

i dont get it super man got his power from a chuck norris blood donation

[MrMcCawsome]

this is fake,wrong,and it makes me bleed when i see a CRACKY VIDEO!

[DrunkenCommander]

It was no question,who would win.Silly Superman,how could you kill CN with a hammer when CN can burn the sun itself?

[ultimatehun]

pixel powa

[MrMaugrim]

why the hell is superman using a hammer?

[trusted23]

Superman? No that's Dudley Dursley wearing a fat suit...

[332Valentin]

FAKE FAKE AND MORE FAKE chuck norris not need to move for beating superman

[KAOTIC300]

true, this video is only a re-enactment

[Aurkus23]

That can't be Chuck Norris, that hammer would of broke on his chest hair >:(

[CommandoRazor]

gake and fay

[SonicTrooper22]

Why the fuck is Superman using a hammer?

[WizardPlayHD]

I knew this video would suck the moment I saw it in the suggestions.

[WEBTEAM1000]

super man is a fucken superhero!!!!!!!!!!! he fucken got laser eyes and chuk just got all these kicks and punches and stuff iff he was so strong he could come in to my house and slam my face on the keyb... 7ogyuhsdfif fn gvbfnkdgngzdfvnik dtn rrn gøgn zdvn dfvbn zijgn n bnf gbxdn gfbfbfbfgxø

[2chuggaaconroy]

Superman looks like a retard.

[chubzwtf818]

The round house kick should be a one shot no matter if it hits the other dude or not

[Arredracus]

REAL, CHUCK NORRIS SUCKS BALLS!

[louie5803]

It's fake Chuck won in perfect :D

[MrFranceReportages]

FAKE !! Chuck Norris never use weapons.

[vigidiG]

szerintem ez egyértelmű volt...xD

[nop0]

It's a Soul Calibur ?

I remember heroes, Chuck is a MAXI and Superman is a Astaroth

[SparklingTits]

Film this with your calculator

[BlueEye096]

And the the Flash (Wally West) came running at them at at 500 times the speed of light punches Superman killing him instantly and then speeds up running to the end of time/space, past entropy, the next Big Bang and into the next Universe and punches Chuck Norris breaking all dimensional, spacial, time barriers and into the Speed Force!

[BogdyTheBest95]

@BlueEye096 Meanwhile I'm eating a hotdog...

[venomfanatic]

there's a joke in my country about chuck norris vs superman....chuck norris and superman must fight each other,the loser will wear his underwear out of his ordinary clothes....who do you think that lost? (:

[teenangel54]

It's a tie, superman is chuck norris in desqies

[juggalokade123]

chuck norris wouldve killed him in the part were u pick the characters

[teamvideosquad2]

WTF Chuck Norris has no health bar.... this is bullshit

[WestCZ]

Fake.... Chuck cannot get any dmg

[shadowmaster1995]

Chuck sucks ffs dont know why people think hes soooo cool hes crap

[Killa8257]

@shadowmaster1995 you suck, bastard

[shadowmaster1995]

@Killa8257 Truth hurts dont it wanker

[poohhardy11]

@shadowmaster1995 shhh its a conspira-ewlknmondefcewlrk nfclkww(drops dead on keyboard)

[shadowmaster1995]

@poohhardy11 have u escaped from somewhere ?

[poohhardy11]

@shadowmaster1995 i was the Guinea pig

i was cloned multiple times

and to make sure i didnt say anything

they put me in an asylum

[shadowmaster1995]

@poohhardy11 And how did u get out?

[poohhardy11]

@shadowmaster1995 rusty spoons and solidified poo.....

[shadowmaster1995]

@poohhardy11 And how did they help u get out

[psyxou]

chuck norris didn't even use his heat vision!

[AverruncusFate]

Lolz, I'm always amazed by the number of Chuck Norris fans around the world. In the end he's nothing really that amazing...Oh, well, the jokes are funny sometimes...

[Amazingcooldude123]

So fake, the name of the video is called "Chuck Norris vs Superman" when it should have been "Chuck Norris vs _(insert name of deceased here)_"

[Epica124]

Superman is a afeard of Chuck Norris. In fact Chuck Norris can take on Doomsday with his fight and right hand tied behind him and using just his thumb. Doomsday would give up before the fight even started. So what hope does Superman have?

[vaikos]

Stopped the videos as soon as Chuck Norris missed with his roundhouse kick. Its obviously fake.

[Greathumormassin]

XDDDDD

very big

[tyrant629]

fake chuck norris never would've taken any damage if it were real.

[BloodMaker1300]

Chuck is tooooooooooooooooooo awsome he should just round house him

[MrTubber9]

Fake. Super man's hammer would instantly be destroyed if pointed at Chuck Norris.

[Blitzfrenzy78]

Chuck Norris can round house the heavens in two he can most definatley kill Superman.

[chaconmcfly]

If there is a man capable of standing to superman, that is Chuck Norris

[Talliesyn]

@chaconmcfly ur wrong, there is no creature capable of standing against the chuck norris, the vid is FAKE!

[chaconmcfly]

@Talliesyn I am sorry I don't know what I ws thinking, I think the statement is backwards. If there is anybody capable of standing to Chuck Norris that would be Superman.

[thewarboys54]

@chaconmcfly Also Goku, because it would take Goku and Superman to defeat chuck norris.

[BlueCatzi]

@thewarboys54 And even then, they would still not be enough to defeat Chuck Norris.

[GreyMatter00Duh]

@thewarboys54 It would only take one of the two to defeat a mere mortal.

[Talliesyn]

@chaconmcfly xD, Chuck is made of Krypton

[luigi4728]

FAKE chuck would of won the second he was chosen

[Neves7561]

lol he's even round-housing like Chuck XD

[pivotlizard]

fake chuck norris kicked him so superman would have died straight away

[ajhia454]

superman does not have a hammer

[chaconmcfly]

@ajhia454 Yes he does, Steel Superman

[kilkolio]

@chaconmcfly

wrong steel isnt superman hes a john henry homage of a guy who constructed a armored suit to fight gangs

[bangermccrusher]

chuck norris vs superman??? you better jump in and fucking help supes!

[TaltuvaUlundurArgnie]

That's a fake Chuck Norris...the real one would have killed Superman just looking at his health bar...besides,Chuck dont lose life,he takes from others =D

[lilki3n]

fail chuck norris cant lose life idiot -.-"

[Webberjo]

Chuck Norris vs. Superman? What? *clicks video*

Oh..... *back to homepage*

[xxDorkxx999]

retard... supermand = Chuck Norris!

[ironhead0007]

Chuck Norris doesn't get a kill with on e shot he gets 2 million

[Scribblenautes]

hey i thought superman can fly why won,t he just fly at light speed and drill throught chuck norris

[Gressklippern]

@Scribblenautes It's simply impossible to drill through chuck norris

[heartbreakkid42]

you overuse chuck's roundhouse kick! it's dangerous!

[sk8inkill]

Chuck Norris is nothing but an old fundamentalist christian. I don't see why he's even worthy of mention.

[DwhNeo]

@sk8inkill not to sure if serious?

[sk8inkill]

@DwhNeo Umm yes. I am being serious.

[DwhNeo]

@sk8inkill still not sure if serious.

[sk8inkill]

@DwhNeo ಠ_ಠ

[Ibetyouwontlikeme]

@misterbuckets01, you mean by potatostone 3310

[misterbuckets01]

Video was recorded by Nokia 3310

[narutoguy132]

that doesnt look like chuck norris hes that one detective or something that has that mustache and his butlers name is higgens ummmm , damnit i cant think of the name of that show

[joshmidgley]

the quality of that had to be brought down because the human mind can not comprehend Chuck Norris's awesomeness

[electriccalling]

chuck norris is in slow motion x1000

[leonevil780]

cual juego es?

[JackDanielsCHS08]

Chuck Norris is highly overrated ....He is only a Border Patrol officer working in texas

[BrushfireNAVY]

round house KICK

[vamofucile]

superman vs chuck

the loser will have to wear his underwear over his pants for the rest of his life

[Mr16thPrestige]

wait...WHAT? a video with chuck norris fighting, that last more than 1 second?

[SDan2011]

Как называется это игра?

[Gringorito]

240p, we meet again...

[joker18524]

I hate chuck Norris because of the gay jokes

[DerTypausdiesaemme]

chuck is gay

[rafaelFb1]

One doesn't simply fight with Norris,

He is dead before the start.

[generalm13]

also -1 at combat skills, learn some combo's

[generalm13]

lies! if the hammer hits Norris it breaks! :P

[zapistapp]

chuck norris is a hunter---

[babylon218]

@zapistapp that's where you're wrong. "Hunting" implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing instead...

[LilGwizzlepimpin]

Superman is really Chuck Norris' retarded cousin.

[CJMagnumZ]

Muito paia o cara so fica na mainha



[MirrorsGrin]

roses are red

violets are blue

this video sucks dick

and so do you

[Colzpl]

super man and thor in one!!! LOL

[Arcanjus1]

Vai tomar no olho do teu cú moleque!!!

[Lonewolf67100]

chuck norris could beat supes with one hand tied behind his back but there is one man chuck norris resepcts: Batman!

[jefersong360]

fd.p do caraio nada a ver e nem jogo de play2 é é de polystation seu mendingo nub quem concorda ae

[gebu19]

Hey, someone should use Soul Caliber to make a fake chuck Norris and fake Spiderman and make them fight; then upload it Youtube labled as 'guy with nunchucks vs some guy in blue with a hammer'.

[BatmanbinSuperman12]

I only see a gay stupid guy vs superman.

[yurasune]

is this chuck norris?! i don't believe it because he's kofkaoodw oodi aeopioep a

dawfeiaaodiwoa what the adkwaopdkwaop dkawpkopckxzopkcal;kdwlka;k'd;­alk';'zk

yea i mean he's kodwkajsiadjsijiajsdahidhiwkeo­kode

"i'm just test superman power, that's all" -chuck-

[BIazBlue]

*Opens video*

*Sees poorly made characters*

*Quickly exits video after commenting*

[MrBiffano]

chuck norris wins

[jcarlosgodoi]

Chuck norris = red cowboy gay

And so,the guys says ''One more killed by Chuck Norris''

He is that piece of shit that not deserve to live

[ShadowAndroid123]

Blasphemy! Chuck Norris cannot be hit!

[muertoso]

valla mierda 2min y 33seg de mi vida perdidos...

[JessTrude]

Chuck Norris & Superman fought once....The loser had to wear their underwear over their pants. :)

[burtsky01]

thats not chuck norris, he only needs 1 roudhousekick to mess superman up! Then he walks back saying: thanks for the dance...

[ProFF77]

Watch out. These nunchakus are armed with Chuck Norris!

[AnatoPhysi]

lmao

[YoBabyFood]

@TRE1275 Run. While you still have a chance.

[MrSebastoon]

chuck norris es solo un sahdgasfgydfahgdfsaghfdhagsfdg­hs

[Combeh]

Superman sure likes that striping pole he is holding in the start.

[Deathbringer99699]

sad idiot



[Deathbringer99699]

why are people still trying.. 

[TRE1275]

Chuck Norris is a pussy. He demanded Expendables 2 have a pg 13 rating or he wouldn't do it. Douche bag.

[guitarshredder59]

how did chuck not win on the first hit?

[chomik722]

Recorded with sausage

[sightlysuperset]

Ah why is everyone so in love with chuck norris he is just a loser.he might as well just apear behind me and smack my head against iefruoqrind4gidbhiuryeghdbuigy­bfryweubdfriubdfrbirqwbnsswssr­gyigyniuybfruferbnsnasbnkursby­ghbfrhuandanabdHELPryugabyudbu­badbadeba

[TheNeoKaiser11]

@sightlysuperset Thumbs up for HELP

[Zentoven99]

@sightlysuperset becuz chuck norris sees all @.@

[Falmoon]

Superman stole Thor's hammer because he knew his strength alone wouldn't be enough to defeat Chuck Norris.

[hyplife]

@Falmoon No one cant pick up Mjolnir,only Thor,this is some patetic copy

[Zentoven99]

@Falmoon lol u got that rite

[Koenievlogs]

When you make chuck norris in SCIV you automatically win the whole game.

[TheNORM9]

soulcalibur.........

[Thesackett93]

come on chuck Norrises Round house kick would have disimbowled Superman

[steeltimberwolf]

why does superman have a hammer? since he can bench press the MOON, flight, invulnerability, heat vision, ect. no real reason for the hammer. Plus hes fought and defeated Gods. Last time I checked Norris hasn't come close to that level of a feat

[captainfalcon808]

@steeltimberwolf you sir are uninformed...

[StolidDread]

FAKE FAke and fake 1 chuck norris dosent need weapons he have have the hands of god

2 chuck norris dont get hurt from anything

3 chuck norris owns

[SteveStGSOBIC]

WTF!!!! Why u upload this vid? we are lucky that Chuck hasnt notice it yet..Quick delete it! he will kick us to death!!

[gabrielcatossi]

q jogo e eesse

[heyITSmeWHATSupSON]

chuck norris says fuck shirts at 1:32