Botchamania 144

[ReinEngel2]

I'm convinced that Terry Funk and Mark Byers from the West Memphis Three trials are the same person.

[Trialbyscythe]

How many of Hayes' ideas have put someone on the shelf?

[FamousMovieScenes09]

WHAT THE FUCK, IT'S ELIMINATION!!

lmao

[criminalslippers542]

fan- what the fuck its elimination!!!??lol

[KingCJ87]

a broken japenese table wtf?!? its only taken 144 botchamania episodes lol

[hermelmet]

ahh, been waiting through a lot of Botchamanias to hear the "beer is butter" line

[TheFootballwolf]

5:20 i'm probibly heavier than both those guys, so why doesn't CZW hire me instead?

[callumbergin]

08:15 best face eveeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr­rr

[PYLrulz1984]

Holy fucking shit, a broken Japanese Table?!?

[johnwazher3]

8:16 SUPERSANEEE

[Metalstryke]

CZW is still aweful too, not just Sabu but evrything about CZW

[srka42]

@Jex2112 I thought I was the only one who saw that. Ricky and Steve should sit and talk with Perry Saturn.

[Jex2112]

Saturn is a weird looking guy.... I think its because he has a really round head..... like Karl Pilkington :D

[zyniker88]

Mark Henry botching, Still better than 99% of the indies.

[brnleague99]

@zyniker88 ...and Mark Henry has really come into his own with his savage feud with Randy Orton.

[zyniker88]

@brnleague99 Oh i agree, i love the guy but my comment was just mocking the guys who fap over indy workers who can't actually work.

[dawholefnshow469]

I thought Saturn was just acting during all those promos with MOPPY. He really does talk like a re-re

[zachery82392]

saturn talks like a fucking retard

[22centman36]

@zachery82392 he is a retard, man, he's a coke, meth , heroin user. His brain is half freid.

[NAYR456]

JR's FACE!!!!

[TheBlackJoker13]

Why does Sabu look like Juice from Sons of Anarchy?

[Loftusboi]

4:22 - 4:50 secret of mana remix?? :O

[SerpentVX]

1:58 *Casually dodges everything* Raven: You guys suck...

[KevinWR]

Oh Mark Henry. You and your falling based offense.

[morningwould]

Raven is a loser. If you try to get the crowd to throw things at the ring, you're a tit. What an ego....so the guy didn't know your indy music entrance song...go to bed you old useless hack

[MercwiththeMouth666]

@morningwould Is Raven a juggalo? Because if he is... that would explain his little temper tantrum.

[MIGHTYBOOSCH198]

@morningwould Raven took a fuck up and made an awsome moment out of it. Hell Raven having a go at that guy was probably the most memorable part of the night. Raven is a legend for stuff like this, awsome mic work and having the crowd in the palm of his hand.

[CoJaPo100]

This is The Best Of The Best Of CZW. That's like saying genital warts are The Best Of The Best Of Syphilis - it's still not good.

[MercwiththeMouth666]

@CoJaPo100 Oh my god so fucking win.

[Silks]

omg that funk promo was amazing

[Silks]

I see that Sabu is still terrible 

[iamthegame06]

5;25 WHAT THE FUCK?! IT'S ELIMINATION! i lol'd so hard

[molepatrol30]

Lol raven is great in this.

[locomocococo]

Jim Ross looked like Cartman

[godanselmo]

Mark Henry is a walking botch.

[apologyisnothepolicy]

"Yes,Mark Henry headlined a ppv" hahahahaha

[Jonovichable]

lol 8:15 

[seabassuk]

Beer tastes like butter in Canada...No wonder America hates you

[Bualadhcraicinn]

lol amazing promo by Funk

[Jaykueza]

Terry Funk. Still one of the best promos, ever

[Nephilim6161]

YES! Sabu is back on Botchamania!

[xTheJuLio]

@Nephilim6161 i thought he said how the fuck at 8:23 because a japanese table broke

[bastlake]

thing I love about Sabu's botches, he tries to cover it up by selling a fake knee injury

[Nerdmeister]

JCW... Just Crappy Wrestling?

[ThatGhillieGuy]

that Terry Funk promo sounds like the ramblings of Harland Williams

fucking beautiful

[TP2010]

fuck mark henry sucks balls.

[mattakudesu]

4:47 geeze, might as well give the guy a mirror so he can make the cut look nice.

[razvyIV96]

Damn,the CZW part was funny

[razvyIV96]

Under what fucking rock has that announcer living not to know who Raven is?

[BloodRedLegend]

Moppy!!

[SsnakeBite]

"According to New Jack he didn't attend John Kronus' funeral."

Huh yeah, the ever reliable New Jack, about as accurate as a Wikipedia article. In fact, screw that, he's about as believable as an Encyclopediae Dramatica article.

[darkpatriot85]

I have way more respect for you. You actually watched JCW.

[HagSIN]

Saturn looks like a really scary strong retard

[TheFrankman]

1) aww don't kill Mark Henry he tries.

2) the sequence from 1:03 to 3:28 was hilarious.

3) Thanks maffew. Thanks to you my keyboard may not be working anymore since I spewed soda laughing at SaBOTCH and the Iceman part.

4) Wow what the hell Saturn?

5) I don't get the reaction to 8:22.

6) You running out of ideas for endings? May I suggest animated spoof endings (or even hentai?)

[gary108]

@TheFrankman Re:5) Japanese tables don't break

[DethGears]

@gary108 & @TheFrankman pause it when the table breaks ( 8:23 ) it ripped the shit out of his back and shoulder you can see the skin and meat dangling off his body.

[1990Adamd]

@DethGears That danglingness is there before the slam.. No idea what that is then...

[rocker316ify]

Mark Henry headlining Unforgiven was complete crap!

[oIRONITEo]

Czw should just call there weekly show czw botchamania

[blackbeard13]

another czw fuck up

[Jabotism]

CZW is the worst! lol

[Sabohaque]

Fucking Sabu... why do you suck so much?

[adrift923]

@Sabohaque Sabu doesn't suck.

[natekay]

i love the refs reactions during the mark henry/taker match.

[palletbitch]

@natekay yeah which is kinda why, mark henry never really headlined ppv's

[FishSlapsaBaby]

WHAT THE FUCK ITS ELIMINATION!!!!!

[Nordfelt]

FAAAAT ASSES

[VanTerminatorX]

i fuckin love jeff harvey

[raigami]

HEY YO, I LIKE HOW YOU USE SOME SONGS FROM KING OF FIGHTERS!!!

[Slave2thedrago]

wow that was a great promo from funk.

[xsnrgman]

This proves that 86% of other wrestling promotions are more entertaining than WWE.

[trevor2414]

5:24 WHAT THE FUCK ITS ELIMINATION!!!!

[milkmanv1]

Cheap cologne? Does Funk realize he's talking about DAH NAITCHAH BOY! HIS COLOGNE COSTS MORE THAN YOUR RANCH, BUDDY!

[WTFiTzFlow]

Thumbs up if Terry Funk just told you the longest joke you've ever heard.

[fitzgerald434]

that intro was awesome how did you make it?

[GoldenBullet65]

mark henry looks like precious

[SolidBlake01002]

Perry saturn is so strange...

lol

[xsnrgman]

@SolidBlake01002 He fell on his head too many times. There was a running joke about his mental problem on WWE. Boy, was that crap!

[hargosh37]

@SolidBlake01002 You're welcome - Perry Saturn.

[danieldouglas96]

i was at that show with iceman where he fails to go through the table with lightubes and that was the worst botch i have seen

[nwolwo]

wow ravens an ass jeez so what the guy made a mistake only cuz no1 even cares about that ass anymore

[anwarandmawson]

what an arse hole raven is

[JohnACorp782]

@anwarandmawson It's his character you moron. Not him personally. Learn!!

[ramiabdo2]

i will be worry about him being fucking blind mother fucker hhhhhhhhhh so funny

[PhattnessElTank]

perry saturn sounds like a nice guy

[greatmuta2]

i lold at the ending hard

[Mkdude27]

WHAT THE FUCK? ITS ELIMINATION!

[BlueDragonOfUNA]

Okay what the heck am i missing at 8:20?

[april1892]

@BlueDragonOfUNA A Japanese Table actually broke - a recurring theme of BM being that they don't break.

[phallictractor]

JR. looks so confused

[Jex2112]

FAAAAT ASSES!!

[MrB0MbSh311]

I love at 5:24 wut da fuck its elimination

[pkmkid84]

1:11 Nice ass, chick! = )

[rjbonacolta]

Has Terry Funk ever been sober?

[HarrisonFordJr]

"hairspray...and cheap cologne"

[bobkool]

2:00 Raven is awesome... as usual.

[chairswingingfreak]

Raven was the greatest ever. Nobody could touch him on the mic.

[princesstamika]

@chairswingingfreak Punk, Cornette, Dusty, Jake, Bockwinkle, Foley. ..I'm not saying Raven isn't great because he certainly is but as a talker there are some who do it just a little better. Especially sparring 1 on 1 and not doing a monologue.

[princesstamika]

@chairswingingfreak Oh yeah a Funk vs Raven promo would be awesome, of course.

[maravich12]

@chairswingingfreak Too bad he has let himself go and works for TNA. I wish that he had been given more than the Hardcore Title in WWF.

[Mistertbones]

And here they are.

FAT ASSES!

[avfcluke89]

That Funk interview at the end is amazing.

[JoeyRottenwood]

"WHAT THE FUCK, IT'S ELIMINATION!"

[dude15697]

God I fuckin' love Raven. lol.

[ChickenFriedHuman]

young jr looks like meatloaf

[Barbadiprozio]

Bald Sabu is unwatchable...

[juve4lyfe]

Jim Ross is thinking wtf is this guy talking about?

[aceisking]

From Bombay India!!!! Raven ?

[xiICEMANix]

Fat asses hahahahahahahah

[TheDanPeckShow]

I wish *EVERY* Sabu match took place in front of a crowd that would pelt him with garbage every time he blew a spot

[mosleyfin32]

wrestling is like facebook, you're either too young or too old for it

[williamraymusic]

DUDE!!! Perry Saturn's ALIVE???

[rher08]

@williamraymusic yes and he has even MORE tattoos on him now

he's got a mike tyson-like one on the side of his face

[TwoHandedSledge]

lmao, I have never seen anyone so vacant and clueless as Perry Saturn. lol, wtf, look at this dude. His eyes are crossed and big, his lips are all poofy. It doesn't even look like he's moving his lips when he talks. He's one goofy bastard. I miss him though, he was bad ass in the ring.

[TheRealAxelFury]

@TwoHandedSledge I think i saw time ago  he explaining that he suffer some sort of paralisys of the facial muscles, preventing him to form an articulate expression.

he can move his jaw, but cannot absoluteli form an expression.

[TwoHandedSledge]

@TheRealAxelFury Well, awesome, now I feel like a total dick. =/

[TheRealAxelFury]

@TwoHandedSledge well you didn't knew :) Plus Cal Lightman could hardly detect if he is lying :)

[lsvtecb18c1]

@TwoHandedSledge thats because he was shot in the face a few times trying to sage from lady from rape or something.

[TwoHandedSledge]

@lsvtecb18c1 fuck, now I feel like even MORE of a dick. Dammit guys.

[MBXfilms]

Bret Hart likes Butter Beer too!

[iloveboobs5]

That ring announcer deserved every bit of it.....

[HollywoodKendrick]

OMG will they please issue out an age limit for pro wrestling.

[HollywoodKendrick]

Raven is getting bird chested.

[ninjachipzanuff]

great choice in music

[dgenerate707]

Play!

[Chalino696]

Awesome video yet again!

[TheKeyring95]

Did that guy actually blade when he had glass rubbed into his head? WTF

[VoorkJTV]

whatever happened to perry saturn anyways? He like completely distanced himself from wrestling.

[Nick12Abbott]

i feel bad for the guy at 4:57

[bigd23608]

Wow Sabu with no hair... that's a real bummer :/

[gostars3000]

Raven is the MAN

[tentenlovesme]

u would think how many times sabu has done that he wouldnt hav failed that badly

[shootbinary]

Mmmmmmmmm...Beer Butter.

[Freebleeper]

@shootbinary Taste awesome to me!

[cryptozoology4life]

JR looks so fuckin confused at the end.

[Kerbalf]

Terry Funk is awesome.

[johnrkocena]

It Broke/??? CONTINUITY!!!!!

[vidman454]

Something isn't right a Japanese Table actually broke!?

[slayerking88]

that japanese table botched, NO ONE IS SAFE FROM BOTCHAMANIA

[BRANDONBISHOP]

I worked Raven in denver, and a VERY drunken Sandman came out about four times when he wasn't supposed to.. Classic shit.. Then passed out drunk on a staircase backstage... Still looking for that footage...

[DamienDraiman]

So Jim Ross, Penny for your thoughts?

*fuck this company*

[AsukuraPunk]

SHINGO BREAKS THE ALMIGHTY JAPANESE TABLE!

[StylesPac617]

Faaaat aaasess

[RuinerxxSINCITY]

That Terry Funk bit was fucking awesome. 

[Mars389]

Lmao at Gilligan Gordan's commentary. "Motherfucker ! What the fuck!' lol

[dressagequeenbee]

I love Raven and always will that was fucking priceless! how does a ring announcer not know the music and the wrestlers. If hes that dumb he shouldnt have the job lol

[RyanJerdon]

is Perry Saturn retarded cause I want to make fun of him but not if hes retarded lol

[JepMasta]

Actually, I don't think Bret's saying "butter."  I think he's saying "better" with a broad Canadian accent.

[youdontneedtaknow]

YOU FUCKED UP! YOU FUCKED UP!

[theamericanbush123]

@youdontneedtaknow That's not what your mom said when she had her legs wraped around my back.

[youdontneedtaknow]

@theamericanbush123 OOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!­

[KidMagnum]

FUCK THE JCW!!!

[datnikkacritical]

Sorry but the second botched springboard moonsault seriously killed me. I laughed like 2 minutes straight. Just grind the ropes with your ass until you flip backwards? Nice

[dchockeygoali07]

at 04:36 that guy does not know how lucky he is. he tucked at the last second, the dude literally should've got folded in half.

[H83tr3d]

Mark Henry also headlined RR 2006 , as I recall ...

[operations1000]

@H83tr3d You cannot headline a RR. The RR match is the main event.

[RyaNs1984]

@operations1000

well that year (2006) the rumble was before the two main championship matches ( cena vs edge for wwe and mark henry vs kurt angle for whc)... ;)

[operations1000]

@RyaNs1984 Ah

[H83tr3d]

@operations1000 There were few exceptions , one of them was RR 2006 - Kurt Angle vs Mark Henry

[operations1000]

@H83tr3d Fair enough!

[Cuda123087]

Aw man, you inculde clips from Dead Or Alive but don't put in Tigers Mask putting the nightstick in the wrong side of his kickpad?

[PhilipEbanks]

Raven pwning Juggalos is great. It's amazing how he's gone from being such a grungy, dark and depressed figure to a grungy smartass with a slight beer gut.

Saturn owns and get well soon, Iceman.

[RoCkHeAd316]

Terry Funk rules!

[Faizaking]

You already made a BM about the Henry/Taker from Unforgiven. Botch ?

[MikeDesadario]

holy shit, a bret botch!

[SadakoMoose]

At around 7:35 when Chyna is botching that powerbomb, wtf is that sound byte from?

[RealGateGuardian]

Epic fail as usual. Keep up the good work. I <3 the Dragon's Gate fuck ups. I guess those guys aren't use to bigger rings or something. Good to see what Saturn looks like.

[micholly]

I'd be more worried about him being friggin blind motherfucker!

What the fuck?!!!!!!

[Venturi01]

CONTROL CRISES SONG AT THE BEGINNING WAS JUST TOO MUCH LOL!!!!

[AKImeru]

Terry Funk is the greatest. No seriously that promo was long but badass.

[admartin420]

combotch zone wrestling

[MrNegativity]

Oh Mizark, will WWE ever realize that we don't want to watch you wrestle?