9 People Succumbed to a Personal Appeal from Wikimedia Founder Jimbo Wales . . . if everyone donated $5 the pledge could end today, but the (actual, as in reality, not hypothetical) MINIMUM donation is $20. Furreal though fuck all you sheeple ant marching drones who have no real future but to die and be reincarnated to fulfill the same continuity of illusion. Give me my high-grade, a nice chair, computer, high-speed interwebz and incrementally increasing virility . . . keep the change nigga!
REVEREND STANG, I WANT TO BEND OVER AND HUMBLY THANK YOU FOR MY SALIVATION! I'm a sexy female autistic savant. Before your video, I was a nuclear engineer and a real chump for their tricks and lies. But I WISED UP, and now I live naked in a cave, steal electricity, and have heat, A/C. a fast PC, wireless net, gourmet food and festive, colored lights. I spend my days on astrophysics and nights masturbating to BDSM porn. Even stranger, IT'S TRUE: tinyurl dot com/fayescave THANK Y♥U, REV. STANG!
The commercial was filmed in 1991 by the same people who put out THE BOOK OF THE SUBGENIUS in 1982. (MTV paid for the ad.) Nightflight used to run 10-minute clips from the SubGenius film ARISE! (then in progress), although they renamed the segments "Love that "Bob." Rev. Paul Reubens used a Dobbshead in the first season of Pee Wee's Playhouse. The 1st SubGenius pamphlet was published in 1980. A short film, "Bob's" Lunch Hour was made in '77 by Philo Drummond and Ivan Stang. Check wikipedia.
They said this was created for MTV in 1991? But I saw Bob Dobbs on Nightflight on USA network back around 1981-82. Plus he was on pee wee hermans funhouse on in the early to mid 80s.
Hey, Stang, thanks for making an "It Gets Better" video here!
Seriously, if there was a tiny bit of gay content here, it would be perfect for the "It Gets Better" project. If there's one thing that helps someone who is feeling depressed about being "different," it's realizing that you are NOT "one of them," you are BETTER!
i wonder does anyone understand that Bob and his storys are metaphoric and tell the truth of the world today. They are a sneaky display of truth submerged underneath the guise of utter bullshit. Bob, is God, and Slack is carelessness and happyness. He telles his tale metaphorically and complexly to slide underneath the radar of the conspiary. Seriously does anyone here understand this on the same level i do?.
@2warNINg God? Do you mean that space alien JHVH-1? Cause he and "Bob" are not the same...
Plus, "Bob" obviously beats God. For starters, "Bob" backwards is "Bob", while God backwards is Dog. If any more evidence is needed, then this is no fucking religion.
And Slack is just that: Slack. Doing as little as possible for as long time as possible, while getting paid and/or laid as much as possible for doing it.
You shall know the truth, and the truth shall give you slack.
the one true and honest religion..."bob" tried to burn my house down. that's when i knew it was real. my life's never been better..."bob" gave me back my SLACK!!
Srsly, the New Age movement is looking much too fringe/geeky, and Bob was even swagger jacked for some pharmaceutical aphrodisiac, but minus the pipe and NATURAL virility. Just because SubGenius fell back doesn't mean the other New Agers and pinkboys can hijack it's principles . . . amirite? lol
agreed most religions you pay at least 30$ a week and there is still a good chanch you burn in hell ! bob offers a new hope for people who need faith but are also happy with there errors and vices ! bob alows this ! bob's imperfections is what makes him so perfect ! praise bob !
This whole church of Subgenius thing is confusing as hell... Ive spent about an hour so far trying to piece together what the hell its all about. I get how it was created but the rest is just too hard to chew.
However if you just send me twenty dollars, I can explain everything to you! What's twenty bucks when I'll be unlocking the very depths of reality for you!
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True...but wait...ain't someone dies every f*cking day? So X-day means no difference to the usual day, people will die, some will born and some will get laid AND I HOPE...that I'm the one to get laid ;D
i dont understand,this sounds like a somewhat religon in which, everyday is vacation, u expect everyhting to go to you, and the jesus version here is man named J.R.DOBBS??? i kinda read ur retarded bible and this kinda either makes no sense, or some people here are juss making a newfound religon based on stupidity, like, THERES A ACTUAL COMMERCIAL FOR THIS ???? oh, and dont preach to me about JHVH-1 or sum stupid alien race, and what is SLACK? is it supposed to be a gimmick?
Why do I feel like somebody stepped on my grave when you mention the conspiracy? It's like passing through the calendar day on which you will eventually die.
Don't you get it? Religion was made to mock the SubGenius! Instaead of giving your money to "Bob" in exchange for Slack, you give your money to Pinks in exchange for Guilt! I don't know about you, but it sounds like a scam to me, son! How dare those televangelists cooks use their time machines to make it look like they existed before "Bob's" Emaculation, just so they could establish money and guilt! It's like they're trying to make X-Day not happen, those bastards!
@knoxrox167 Spirituality, as evidently Noble and Wise as it has been marketed to Humans, is a dead end because One must eventually face the inevitable act of belief. I figure Slack is the polar opposite of Spirituality and has unequivocally defragmented my entire perspective. LONG LIVE THE DOBBS TRIP.
I still want one of those fabulous NheeGhee masks. Get a load of those burning Barbies and Kens at :45. I have the official video which documents the making of this classic flick. I encourage everyone to get a copy.
And that was before X-Day. Boy was I disappointed. I was in bed fucking my fiancée when I said "hey it's 7 AM and it's July 5, 1998. "Bob" Should be here at any moment!" She pushed me out of bed, got dressed and left.
Yes, blame the pinks for your mistakes. That's why they're there, after all: For our amusement, and to take the fall for our fuck-ups. Once we realize that, life amongst them becomes only slightly less intolerable...
Buy THE book: The Book of the Subgenius. It's everywhere, but especially at Amazon. As soon as THE book has been delivered to you, then THROW IT AGAINST THE WALL! I suppose you could then read it. Whatever.
Man, this religion has it right after all. would there be global warmin if noone could be arsed minin for oil or chemicals? war if we were all too high off "habafropzipulops" (i didn't just make that up), and most importantly no need for social awkwardness or isolation if everythin was just taken as a joke. Long live Bob and long live Manchester!
Don't ya hate dumbing it down and biting your tongue slaves. Better think of a Better Way. Start a Church or Open a Breast Examination Clinic. I'm doing both all while Fighting the Man and leading a Chapter of the Revolution.
I'm surprised that there aren't more fake commercials on TV at all. I'd love there to be some government funded art projects made for putting mini short-films in between commercials on TV that don't advertise anything and just offer some neat confusion and interest. It might actually make people want to sit through those godawful bleach and mcdonalds ads.
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oscaringoliling0 2 weeks ago
I'm so glad to see this again. I helped in it's production, creating the dagger in clock sequence. Praise Bob it survives!
immisterb1957 2 weeks ago
I would learn to be a slack master, but I'm too lazy.
Justinfh2point0 2 weeks ago
That has to be one of the stupidest YouTube videos I've ever seen. Effin Lunatics haha
chonchinator13 3 weeks ago
Bob is just ahead.
Dblspace 1 month ago
It's time. I need to be ordained. Praise Bob and pass the slack.
BenZeneProject 1 month ago
I think a few of my brain cells just died
DykeJohnson 1 month ago
Hey Ivan, are you feeling a sad longing for your old buddy "Dr. Gone"? well sure you are...
So check out "Dr. Adam Ireland" in youtube search and see what that crazy devil spawn is up to now-a-days.
basevietnam 1 month ago
9 People Succumbed to a Personal Appeal from Wikimedia Founder Jimbo Wales . . . if everyone donated $5 the pledge could end today, but the (actual, as in reality, not hypothetical) MINIMUM donation is $20. Furreal though fuck all you sheeple ant marching drones who have no real future but to die and be reincarnated to fulfill the same continuity of illusion. Give me my high-grade, a nice chair, computer, high-speed interwebz and incrementally increasing virility . . . keep the change nigga!
KoldShadow 2 months ago 3
What the fuck!?
TheBoyofnothing 2 months ago
*sigh* not even this commercial is cheering me up after all the abuses that only pinks can dispose that i've been suffering lately
reverendbug 4 months ago
0:45 - Robot Chicken takes a time traveling delorean to the past to make a quick segment for this commercial.
Grubbo 5 months ago
Put that in your pipe and slack it!
420MrMoJoRisin 5 months ago
The Church of Stop Shopping offers us a better message. No disrespect to Bob but he's a most dubious trickster deity that wants your money.
S2Cents 6 months ago
@S2Cents Of course anyone that has a commercial on MTV wants your money
home340 5 months ago
@S2Cents
lol
KoldShadow 2 months ago
Commercial on MTV? Fucking Sellouts!
home340 6 months ago
LMFAO! WTF?!!
jessegladsaget 6 months ago
watch our latest video: Eternal Salvation or TRIPLE Your Money Back!!!
dementationnetwork 7 months ago
sub genios all suck the only good one was francis e dec but the rest are gonna die
TheRivetthead 7 months ago
I still cannot believe Stang managed to pull the wool over MTV's eyes.
Ahhh...That's right...MTV used to be cool. AND Nightflight was still on!
GeologyJournalism 7 months ago
7 people who dislike this are pinks
anonchan317 8 months ago 4
Wassapenin Stangmaster! Let's do a Bob nite in London sometime!
mynameisLeevilbitch 10 months ago
I joined this church and all I got was a nasty rash, but OH WHAT A RASH!
3rRr0r 10 months ago 3
I'm Bob Dobbs and I approve this message!
SubGeniuz 11 months ago 2
@SubGeniuz Oh no, Robert Deans figured out how to work a keyboard.
ElPayasoMalo 8 months ago
Embrace the absurdity and praise BOB!
cosmicforums 11 months ago
I gave $30 for my ordainment and salvation yesterday; then today, I found a $15 walmart gift card that has $1.38 on it still. PRAISE BOB!!!
AtheistPanic 1 year ago 6
@AtheistPanic A miracle? I won't say one way or another, but I think its pretty obvious.
Chrisi313 9 months ago
Praise Bob
booksnbytes 1 year ago
REVEREND STANG, I WANT TO BEND OVER AND HUMBLY THANK YOU FOR MY SALIVATION! I'm a sexy female autistic savant. Before your video, I was a nuclear engineer and a real chump for their tricks and lies. But I WISED UP, and now I live naked in a cave, steal electricity, and have heat, A/C. a fast PC, wireless net, gourmet food and festive, colored lights. I spend my days on astrophysics and nights masturbating to BDSM porn. Even stranger, IT'S TRUE: tinyurl dot com/fayescave THANK Y♥U, REV. STANG!
FayeKane 1 year ago 15
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@FayeKane Dude, I'm a fan.
Aepotheosis 9 months ago
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FayeKane 1 year ago
The commercial was filmed in 1991 by the same people who put out THE BOOK OF THE SUBGENIUS in 1982. (MTV paid for the ad.) Nightflight used to run 10-minute clips from the SubGenius film ARISE! (then in progress), although they renamed the segments "Love that "Bob." Rev. Paul Reubens used a Dobbshead in the first season of Pee Wee's Playhouse. The 1st SubGenius pamphlet was published in 1980. A short film, "Bob's" Lunch Hour was made in '77 by Philo Drummond and Ivan Stang. Check wikipedia.
revstang 1 year ago 8
They said this was created for MTV in 1991? But I saw Bob Dobbs on Nightflight on USA network back around 1981-82. Plus he was on pee wee hermans funhouse on in the early to mid 80s.
coptersoisoi 1 year ago
Im pregnant with Bobs baby!!
Appahana 1 year ago
Praise Bob. Bob came to me spontaneously in the 7th grade while I was eating lunch.
hazmathew 1 year ago
having your commericals on MTV tells me one important message.... you're a member of an esoteric order and a liar. new age deceptions.
freakoutguitarsolo1 1 year ago
@TheBigPicProductions
So was Mark Mothersbaugh and he turned out to be one of the coolest
RevAndroid 1 year ago
I was getting transmissions in the back of my head...and I just kept hearing the word "Bob", "Bob", "Bob", "Bob"...
TheBigPicProductions 1 year ago
Hey, Stang, thanks for making an "It Gets Better" video here!
Seriously, if there was a tiny bit of gay content here, it would be perfect for the "It Gets Better" project. If there's one thing that helps someone who is feeling depressed about being "different," it's realizing that you are NOT "one of them," you are BETTER!
HellboundAlleee 1 year ago
I need my smoke cooled, but Bob didn't know everything.
sydferret 1 year ago
Eschew normality! Shun the conspiracy! And get right with Bob! Before it's too late!!!!
jpthomason 1 year ago
lols! fuck the pinks
snowman4839 1 year ago
6 people prefer not being able to choose how they get fucked...
278 people tried to get in good with "Bob" by giving him a thumb up - which he promptly applied to his butt...
56,110 people paid proper tribute by slacking off too intently to be bothered with any thumbing...
Braise Pob
a2zdiy 1 year ago
i wonder does anyone understand that Bob and his storys are metaphoric and tell the truth of the world today. They are a sneaky display of truth submerged underneath the guise of utter bullshit. Bob, is God, and Slack is carelessness and happyness. He telles his tale metaphorically and complexly to slide underneath the radar of the conspiary. Seriously does anyone here understand this on the same level i do?.
2warNINg 1 year ago 3
@2warNINg God? Do you mean that space alien JHVH-1? Cause he and "Bob" are not the same...
Plus, "Bob" obviously beats God. For starters, "Bob" backwards is "Bob", while God backwards is Dog. If any more evidence is needed, then this is no fucking religion.
And Slack is just that: Slack. Doing as little as possible for as long time as possible, while getting paid and/or laid as much as possible for doing it.
You shall know the truth, and the truth shall give you slack.
... or kill me.
adequatelg2s 1 year ago 3
"Don't just eat that hamburger, eat the hell out of it"
orbfile 1 year ago
praze BoB...and rev. stang...long may it wave.
gondwanas 1 year ago
I prefer being hard and rigid. Bow chicka bow wow.
Savior20061 1 year ago
i could put sumthing clever here but im gonna slack and praise his sweet name
lMUNCHAUSENl 1 year ago
OMG this is amazing! Did this ever actually air on MTV?
joeyheadset 1 year ago
Haha! This is Dick III from Facebook! Awesome stuff!!!
TheCreepyGuyNextdoor 1 year ago
....
stupidko 1 year ago
I've got 3 robert anton wilson books.
I've never read any of them.
pilgim 1 year ago
Praise Bob!
Eliemet1979 1 year ago 2
SLAAAAAaaaaaccccccck!
Favorited this last year and it still packs a punch!
Where's the making of this ad, I swear I saw it somewhere.
pilottheshaker 1 year ago
Smokin' the Frop
supatails135 2 years ago 2
You're Pink
JiroRoboto 2 years ago
THousands of pipe-smoking salesmen arise!
primalsincerity84 2 years ago 2
sounds like its similiar to Fightclub
WVliberty 2 years ago
@WVliberty - Similar + Familiar = Similiar
coyoteworship 2 years ago
@coyoteworship they should come out with a movie right
WVliberty 2 years ago
the one true and honest religion..."bob" tried to burn my house down. that's when i knew it was real. my life's never been better..."bob" gave me back my SLACK!!
giantmothlbr 2 years ago 32
@giantmothlbr amen brother
ufotruth100 7 months ago
I was in this video @28secs top right, little blonde boy, doesn't that make me special?
tripletap1 2 years ago
android, iphone, ipod touch etc = 1st gen MWOWM
springwick 2 years ago
frop
unclemeat2u 2 years ago 2
he went around the horses
merlinmichaeshepherd 2 years ago
.o0O -- Fnord -- O0o.
gumt00 2 years ago 3
There are no fnords.
You do not see the fnords.
dirtchew 2 years ago
very cool!
DavidRaymondAmos1 2 years ago
The Subgenius needs to return to the spotlight, especially now with those $cientology scum bags running around.
3030anon 2 years ago 29
@3030anon
Srsly, the New Age movement is looking much too fringe/geeky, and Bob was even swagger jacked for some pharmaceutical aphrodisiac, but minus the pipe and NATURAL virility. Just because SubGenius fell back doesn't mean the other New Agers and pinkboys can hijack it's principles . . . amirite? lol
KoldShadow 2 months ago
@KoldShadow lol
ghostfaced1 2 weeks ago
@3030anon
Yeah, we can do much better than those half-assed FSM guys!
theoriginal72 1 month ago
Haha YESSSSSSSS see you guys at Dragon Con! SLACK!
oneeyeddollvideos 2 years ago
Anybody know where I can get a bag of Frop around here?
FreeLicensedSkittles 2 years ago
so are sub-geniuses atheists too, or just extremely funny bastards?
Griefer404 2 years ago 4
funny bastards
zrogoszinski 2 years ago 4
If you believe, you leave, rule 23a, part c, view hidden files.
ghostian76 2 years ago
yes
devolve42 2 years ago
Praise Dobbs! Get ye scarce, dupes, or I'll feast on your souls!
intr1nzic 2 years ago
Remember, if you meet Bob on the road, KILL HIM!
ihatespam2 2 years ago 6
Wow...I doubt many people are going to get that reference, but I like it!
identityisrelative 2 years ago
I'll give it to you to suck! FINISH HIM!
tjodolF2 2 years ago
@identityisrelative Agreed...
chillyspine 1 year ago
... i like ...
egeneric 2 years ago
wtf i cant believe this is real
ismokelotsapot 2 years ago
Absolutely real, I have been a follower for ten years now and those pleasure saucers are a coming. X-dAY here we come.
ghostian76 2 years ago 4
I know of no other religion which offers a triple your money back guarantee.
That in itself proves (by a convoluted and skewed logic, which I won't go into) that it is the one true religion.
QE fucking D
revjimbob 2 years ago 4
agreed most religions you pay at least 30$ a week and there is still a good chanch you burn in hell ! bob offers a new hope for people who need faith but are also happy with there errors and vices ! bob alows this ! bob's imperfections is what makes him so perfect ! praise bob !
poopydoolarroo 2 years ago
Bob spelled backwards is... Bob! What more proof does a fellow need?
revjimbob 2 years ago
Slackeeeeasy, all-right. Nice vid!
jumpovitae 2 years ago
"BOB" SEI DANK !
mutatenow 2 years ago
praise jaynor
toothlessfatoveralls 2 years ago
Slack off! We must slack more! All praise Bob...and Connie!
Starhawk73 3 years ago
Connie is a dirty whore-and i LOVE her!THe roving D-cup of connie is upon us all.
primalsincerity84 2 years ago
Down with Slacklessness! Praise Bob!
chibikasumi108 3 years ago
Praise the mighty Cheeseburger!!!
Praise the holy Underweare!!!
Praise the...wtf?
I won't give money away only becourse some bob guy (who by now is more then dead) tells me to.
Ok here's the deal, give me money :D
CloudAYB 3 years ago
This whole church of Subgenius thing is confusing as hell... Ive spent about an hour so far trying to piece together what the hell its all about. I get how it was created but the rest is just too hard to chew.
Journeyman107 3 years ago
You're too obvious pink boy. Now get back to work, I'm not paying you to type.
Commonfiend 3 years ago 7
you know what? your right, it is confusing as hell, and you should know better, then belive something like this
makes me happy, that I live in a contry without all the bob types
CloudAYB 3 years ago
However if you just send me twenty dollars, I can explain everything to you! What's twenty bucks when I'll be unlocking the very depths of reality for you!
Dracofyre 2 years ago
I am in that video!!!
tripletap1 3 years ago 2
where are you?
cookymonsterr 3 years ago
bob loves bob thank god for satan!!!!!!!!
obwan1306 3 years ago
Wow, used to be more fun
tjhack 3 years ago
Praise "Bob". I'd love to see this run on the San Diego Public Access channel before the Unarius Videos...
chimpstop 3 years ago
Praise "Bob"! And hail Connie!
ogrejd 3 years ago
Beware the man who breathes fire.
End101010 3 years ago
X-day IS coming and this time someone WILL die
Akajoby 3 years ago 2
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True...but wait...ain't someone dies every f*cking day? So X-day means no difference to the usual day, people will die, some will born and some will get laid AND I HOPE...that I'm the one to get laid ;D
CloudAYB 3 years ago
Go to the X Day celebration, then you will understand. If you're not too pink.
cookymonsterr 3 years ago
today is the last day of the holymonth of Ramalamadingdong
fuzzer 3 years ago 3
I'd sell my soul to "Bob" if I hadn't already sold it to Jebus with I was younger. Too bad I didn't ask for a receipt.
frege666 3 years ago 5
You'd PAY to know what you really think!
easguitar 3 years ago 2
whoa, is that Bruce Campbell at :38?
UltraBibendum 3 years ago
I always loved this ad. We need moar of this nonsense.
NotSoOldHippy 3 years ago
this made me feel good. praise 'bob'.
naard 3 years ago
Anybody know where I can find a image of the old shishkabbalah?
tzimtzum1618 3 years ago
Praise BOB and the Church of the Subgenius...
vitrohype 3 years ago
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Mugenwind123 3 years ago
I hope you are a devotee just taking the piss, otherwise you are one veryy stupid stupid individual.
freddo185 3 years ago 4
LMFAO.... Kid needs to slack more... I don't think Bob is going to save you or give your money back! hahahaha
k2chris1983 3 years ago 4
Praise BOB!!!
danomano7 3 years ago
fuckem if they cant take a joke...JR BOB DOBBS
brandonnnL 3 years ago 3
Why do I feel like somebody stepped on my grave when you mention the conspiracy? It's like passing through the calendar day on which you will eventually die.
KGMadMan 3 years ago
what the hell? i dont get it...is subgenius a real religion or a joke? is it just made as a mockery to other religions?
knoxrox167 4 years ago
Why not both?
revstang 4 years ago 29
@revstang
or all three?
GraberStone 1 year ago
@revstang
Or all three?
theoriginal72 1 year ago
Don't you get it? Religion was made to mock the SubGenius! Instaead of giving your money to "Bob" in exchange for Slack, you give your money to Pinks in exchange for Guilt! I don't know about you, but it sounds like a scam to me, son! How dare those televangelists cooks use their time machines to make it look like they existed before "Bob's" Emaculation, just so they could establish money and guilt! It's like they're trying to make X-Day not happen, those bastards!
TheMaverickMJ 3 years ago 41
Send money to 201 Shasta Ave., Mt. Shasta, CA 96067.
craigiev 3 years ago 2
@knoxrox167 Spirituality, as evidently Noble and Wise as it has been marketed to Humans, is a dead end because One must eventually face the inevitable act of belief. I figure Slack is the polar opposite of Spirituality and has unequivocally defragmented my entire perspective. LONG LIVE THE DOBBS TRIP.
basilstorey 1 year ago
@knoxrox167
some questions are answered best by not being answered, do you know what I mean?
joecosby 1 year ago
@knoxrox167 As has been said many times: If you think it's serious, then you don't get it. But, if you think it's a joke, then you don't get it.
BloatedSensations 1 year ago
I still want one of those fabulous NheeGhee masks. Get a load of those burning Barbies and Kens at :45. I have the official video which documents the making of this classic flick. I encourage everyone to get a copy.
And that was before X-Day. Boy was I disappointed. I was in bed fucking my fiancée when I said "hey it's 7 AM and it's July 5, 1998. "Bob" Should be here at any moment!" She pushed me out of bed, got dressed and left.
UglySean 4 years ago
A woman is told "Bob" is coming, and gets dressed? Wow. I did not think it possible. You are SO better off.
TheMaverickMJ 3 years ago
Stupid double post. Sorry for that.
F'n Pink-boys.
Subgenius23 4 years ago
Yes, blame the pinks for your mistakes. That's why they're there, after all: For our amusement, and to take the fall for our fuck-ups. Once we realize that, life amongst them becomes only slightly less intolerable...
TheMaverickMJ 3 years ago
$30 was the BEST INVESTMENT ever made! Fnord
AmbientMusic 4 years ago 2
Give me slack or give me death...or maybe a tin of sardines with crackers. Praise "Bob". Slack is where it's at.
bookbinder123 4 years ago 2
What the fuck is this shit?
LawrenceTheGreat 4 years ago 2
Find BOB or you life is worthless!
PRAISE BOB!
Subgenius23 4 years ago 3
Could you point me in the direction of your book then? I'm curious.
LawrenceTheGreat 4 years ago 2
its over there...just to your left.
heymoe64 4 years ago
its over there...just to your left.
heymoe64 4 years ago
ÆÆÆÆÆÆÆ!
burteriksson 4 years ago
Buy THE book: The Book of the Subgenius. It's everywhere, but especially at Amazon. As soon as THE book has been delivered to you, then THROW IT AGAINST THE WALL! I suppose you could then read it. Whatever.
Subgenius23 4 years ago
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Subgenius23 4 years ago
Give me slack, or give me death, or feed me...
"Bob" has a special place on my wall all of the time, and don't forget there's a new book out for your excrameditation chamber...
Ragentor 4 years ago
Don't just eat that hamburger. Eat the HELL out of it.
googlemyharbl 4 years ago
HAHA that last part was friggin hilarious!
LiquidS0u1 4 years ago
L O L
Zega000 4 years ago
Man, this religion has it right after all. would there be global warmin if noone could be arsed minin for oil or chemicals? war if we were all too high off "habafropzipulops" (i didn't just make that up), and most importantly no need for social awkwardness or isolation if everythin was just taken as a joke. Long live Bob and long live Manchester!
Chethedevil 4 years ago
Bob gave me slack! Praise Bob! This is no religion, that is normal talk. This is the anti-religion!
RockLibertyWarrior 4 years ago
¿ʞɔnɟ ǝɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ
SensoryOssuary 4 years ago
Fuck Them If They Can't Take A Joke.
Ratteristruth 4 years ago 3
WTF I don't get it. Whsat is this religion all about?
italian896 4 years ago
Bob save me! ~ Help me slack or give me death! ;)
MissAnthropic66 4 years ago
I'm with you! sign me up!
citizenkong 4 years ago
Trust in BoB
Slack or Death
Screw the pinks.... pay your $30 now :P
0nlinealot 4 years ago
Praise "Bob"
OracleGD 4 years ago
is this R. Orpheus ? ;) and why youtube removed the bob spot !! ?
rothschildus 4 years ago
Stang taught Bob everything he know.
BooBooLane 4 years ago
"I will pull the wool over my own eyes!!"
Praise bob, uh where can I buy wool?
custerslastarrow 4 years ago
Don't ya hate dumbing it down and biting your tongue slaves. Better think of a Better Way. Start a Church or Open a Breast Examination Clinic. I'm doing both all while Fighting the Man and leading a Chapter of the Revolution.
RMCrowley 4 years ago 3
"..or Triple Your money back"
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
beautifulview 4 years ago
I'm surprised that there aren't more fake commercials on TV at all. I'd love there to be some government funded art projects made for putting mini short-films in between commercials on TV that don't advertise anything and just offer some neat confusion and interest. It might actually make people want to sit through those godawful bleach and mcdonalds ads.
Ultrasecond 4 years ago
Who says it's fake?
pretentiousdouchebag 4 years ago 4
amen a women or a tranny
27Gaz 4 years ago
Jesu William H. Macy Christ! This video was great.
Tedsuzan 4 years ago