Barack Obama - Gaffe Mania III - Dopey Dildock

[daven58100]

According to the leftist mass media, Obama is one of the GREATEST speakers ever. Boy, they sure do set that bar high.

[Fridaey13txhOktober]

Fox news keeps a close watch of what Obama is doing, unlike his supporters.

[raddoc36]

That damned Kenyan can rot in hell. I can forget the damage he has done to this once great country with his corruption, incompetence and arrogance. However to make fun of special needs kids with that damned smug Kenyan smile makes me so angry. As a parent of a special needs child, we cannot be free of this Kenyan virus soon enough.

[poopypoopyhead1]

This is the first time I have ever heard of someone,other than a retard or autistic, bowling a 129 and getting a clap. The world is going to crap.

[ECwashr]

What a hypocrite the USURPER n chief is. Talking about the bonuses the AIG executives received. Barry made millions with slum lord Tony Resko in Chicago. Thats right, Barry was profiting from mostly African Americans living in ghetto apartments. AND you obama sheep elected him. IMPEACH!!

[rokkernumber2]

b-assuniteddotcom has a point. My point that is, when i sid all Obama lovers ever do is say "Well this president did this." Hm, and yet He isn't the current president and he isn't trying to indoctrinate SEX EDUCATION IN KIDERGARTEN. I have a hard time believing people can be this stupid. Then i see Obama and my doubts are shattered.

[Computerdisplay]

@rokkernumber2 Well, when we have inbreds like you voting it´s hard not to feel the need to provide sex education at an earlier age.

[BassUnitedDotCom]

This video is dumb. He's not NEARLY as bad as the biggest moron of them all... Mr George W. Bush... no one will ever beat that screwball. If Bush got re-elected, I'm sure we'll see Obama to 2016 which I'm pretty OK with considering Palin is probably going to be the other option.

[ivyshoots]

Hillary Clinton NEVER had any "seances" or occult beliefs. She merely imagined conversations with former great leaders, a psychological exercise with no "magical" aspect whatsoever. The rightwing hate machine repeated the seance lie until it stuck. The Reagans were the occult nuts, letting an ASTROLOGIST decide when summit meetings could be held, when they could travel, etc. Nancy famously breached national security many times, by discussing US-Soviet relations with her psychic "advisor."

[acenace24]

the bowling thing was kinda funny...im just trying to be fair... haha

[yitz28]

Obama would do horribly in the Special Olympics. Those guys would kick his ass, didn't u ever see the ringer?

[NiceGuyNY]

bump!

[yoursuchagoodguy]

That's good mysitupon!

But people unfairly criticized GB's views of science & the environment.

He actually believed, and if you can imagine it, he actually said

"human beings and fish can coexist peacefully"

So don't misunderestimate George Bush!

LOL!

[Srd1126]

Here is what I found funny about the "special olympics" thing. I was in a bowl-a-thon like 20+ years ago. We had a kid working had downs sybdrome or something like it, he was a grocery bagger so highly functioning.

So we get sponsors, and people sponsor him for high amounts because they figure, "Downs Syndrome, how good can he be?"

Well, he was very good! Not a 200 bowler, but within close. Our team captain was the manager and she was worried when people found out their pledges!

[frobsniffler]

Hey Srd1126,

We're all very very fascinated by your bowling stories and your theories about pain killers.

Since you use phrases like "but within close" and " at first it gets support but loses effect all the time" I will hazard a guess that you were in a "special education" class of your own growing up. Do you have a story about learning to tie your shoe, or are you still working on that?

Keep up the writing. You might even produce a full sentence one day.

LOL!

[Srd1126]

Not a "story" about painkillers, it is an "analogy." Since you are an Obama supporter, I'll explain "analogy" to you. In this case it means painkillers lose effect as you build tolerance. Just like Obama can't keep his arrogant self off TV so people get sick of seeing him and pay less and less attention.

So, yes, I left "within" when I should have edited it out. But I will practice. Soon I may sound as stupid as Obama if I am lucky.

BTW: Thanks for making fun of specialed like he did!

[mysitupon]

frob didn't say your were telling a story about painkillers Srd1126

Read what he wrote.

He said your were calling it a theory about painkillers.

I conclude that you are a Bush supporter and therefore have never encountered the word "theory".

It is related to SCIENCE.

You see the universe actually took longer than 7 days to form...

And there's this thing called natural selection...

Oh forget it Srd1126

Run along and play.

[Srd1126]

I am a Bush supporter and totally understand science. Though science doesn't tell us everything. Like if we came from apes why do we stil have apes?

Natural selection is a valid theory, although somehow you beat it.

now you can run along and play. Us conservatives must work to keep Obama from messing up more of the USA than he already has.

[mysitupon]

That's hilarious Srd1126

"if we came from apes why do we still have apes?"

You clearly lack any understanding of evolution

It's called "having a common ancestor"

It's hard NOT to understand that concept if you ever read even the most basic description of evolution

Obama will be investing big in education

He knows USA is the worst educated industrialized country and it's costing you big time

Do us all a favor:

Put away the shotgun, button your fly, & GO GET AN EDUCATION

You moronic hayseed

[Srd1126]

I've learned plenty on evolution. Yet if all life came from single cells it still does not explain how we left the water in the first place, how come birds fly and apes do not, etc. Open your closed mind.

No need to waste more on education. What we need to do is change to a voucher program students can spend wherever and let good schools compete and bad ones close. It's called "market based" and just a form of natural selection.

Read something besides "The Communistr Manifesto"

[yoursuchagoodguy]

The evidence of your imbecilic statements clearly proves you have NOT learned anything about evolution, Srd1126

The answers to your alleged non-explanations are trivial to any one who understands evolution

The idea that someone who disagrees with a right wing opinion is necessarily therefore a communist is an example of the kind of simplistic binary logic exhibited only by an intolerant person

It is therefore YOUR mind that is closed, if it exists

[Srd1126]

Ah, yes, the typical liberal mindset. Soon as you rin out of talking points you start calling names.

But as far as "tolerance" is concerned, it is not in the liberal dictionary. It certainly is not in the arrogant Obama's vocabulary.

And why you brought up evolution in the first place I have no idea. Maybe you have no other hate talk subjects for the day?

[mysitupon]

You have no idea why evolution was brought up in the first place Srd1126?

From your mindless rambling it's clear there are many things you have no idea about.

Like why apes are still around, LOL!

But don't worry your little head about it.

[Drakard14]

@Srd1126 You sure sound as if you've learned plenty on evolution |: Let me clarify the fuzzy areas for you...

It does explain how we left the water. A number of fossils have been found of animals that are clearly in an intermediately-evolved stage between aquatic and terrestrial life. And to be honest with you, all you need to do is look at amphibians. They have lungs and can breathe, but they need moisture and they reproduce in water.

[Srd1126]

@Drakard14 So, a fish just decided to leave the pond one day? A carp woke up and was a frog? Can I go down to the river and watch all of this? Why doesn't this happen? Evolution does not explain everything. In fact, the more you look at evolution the more intelligent design has to be considered. (Though anything involving "intelligence" leaves Obama and his supporters out.)

[honkycabbit]

@mysitupon your full of shit usa is not the worst educated industrialized country, sounds like obama failed english.

[Drakard14]

@Srd1126 Evolution happens gradually over millions of years. I need only give the example of the Archaeopteryx, the world's first bird. This creature, now extinct, has both reptilian features such as teeth and bird-like features such as feathers and wings.

It saddens me that some people still see evolution as opposing intelligent design. Evolution exists, it happens. Maybe it's guided by a god, maybe not. People who don't believe in it are living in the Dark Ages.

[IAFairMail]

WIGGER got GAME!!

JOKER 4 FUHRER!!

[mysitupon]

This is too lame

Obama has spoken more publicly in 6 months than Bush did in 8 yrs. If this his funniest & stupidest, I'd vote for Palin just for the laughs

Can you imagine Sarah in the WH?

Emergency rooms would fill with people who tried to eat while watching the evening news & choked on a potato or got coke up the nose

It would be one non-stop side splitting run-on sentence about shoring up our economy & reducing taxes while reigning in spending and ... it's got to be all about job creation

[FatbackMcGee]

Unfortunately, Obama's gaffes aren't being spoon-fed to the idiot masses of USA by the dumbed-down television circuit, i.e. "the view", SNL skits, etc.. Hence the 3+ million views on any given clip of former vp candidate Sarah Palin in comparison to the mere thousands portraying our president's intellectual prowess(or lack thereof)

[ynot4tony2]

The moonbats in Leno's audience are applauding him for bowing a 129?

EVERYTHING this guy does, no matter how common or simple, is praised to the hilt.

He kills a fly, and liberal drones in the media get their collective panties all moist. He bowls a sub-par game, and people cheer. He throws a pitch that couldn't even make home plate and they call it "a strike". He reads a teleprompter and is praised endlessly (I've had several teachers that were better speakers, and NO TELEPROMPTER!).

[88FanNASCAR]

Didn't Gottlieb Damiler have something to do with the invention of the automobile?

[Mrintolerant2]

brown barry, the bastard son of a communist whore and malcolm x is soon out of time. This will be the best thing for white America since Jim Crow.

[Mrintolerant2]

I hope this kenyan nigger goes for a ride in an open convertible in dealy plaza real soon.

Then we can have an "open discussion about race" in america and across europe.

[ynot4tony2]

Hey fuckwit, you're not helping the cause against Obama with your needless racism. Just shut the hell up and let the adults talk.

[Mrintolerant2]

is anyone else as ASHAMED to be associated with this nigger bastard son of a deranged communist whore and malcolm X as I am?

I hate this bitch.

[Mrintolerant2]

got some gold teeth

ain't a thang eat a chicken wang

[MrMaddox57]

repeting yerself again dumbass?

[infadell101]

the wingnuts who voted for this fool SUUUUUUCK!

[fallbrookchris]

he is tired after visiting 58 states and blowing his master george soros...besides he is new to the US and doesn't understand our language yet be nice to him he is after all 6.25% black so if you don't agree with absolutely everything his cracked out ass says your a racist who just wants everyone in the US to be safe and successful..how dare you! whats next saying he should obey the law too, its just never enough for some its like hes supposed to be a leader or something hes just the messiah

[Xivilai989]

True that dude.Bush does one thing wrong and that will get talked about for the rest of humankind...obama will blow up america and it's like...ahhh who cares...barack hussien obama is black

[LiarLama]

this is all the fagget teabaggers can come up with? Pathetic. Bush makes the same gaffes in a day.

[MisterMasterShafter]

It's time for another gaffe clip of this so-called American president bowing to the King of Saudi Arabia, and then his entire administration denying he was bowing, as if people don't have eyes. He was "bending lower because he's taller than the King". Funny he didn't think of that for the Queen of England. What a disaster. If these left wing crooks lie about something so blatantly obvious as that, what the hell else are they lying about? Just about everything you can think of.

[KarrensMan69]

I still want to see the video of Obozo's St. Patrick's Day get together where he read the Irish PM Cowen's speech and even thanked himself. At least Cowen finally realized the mistake, Obozo is still oblivious. I wish I could be in charge of the telepropter for just one day.

[TheAmazingAnarchist1]

Reality: John Stewart and David Letterman made a living from taking George W. Bush clips and screw ups and playing them nightly on their incredibly biased shows. Neither of them has made fun of Obama even once, despite all the "gaffes" in his first 71 days.

Yet, it is FOX News that is taking all the shit for being biased.

If you don't like FOX

DONT

WATCH

IT

Simple enough. I don't bitch about CNN because I don't watch it.

[GutPyle]

Regarding the evil AIG exec's bonuses, I wonder if this limp-dicked sock puppet that the single helix morons voted into office ever heard of a "contract"...much less ever read the constitution...or the bill he signed to take my income away and give it to the parasites that hired him.

We're in deep, deep doodoo, America.

[muffin1559]

Why did the United States ever elect this numb-skull?

[clash360]

They cheer a 129 when they should be laughing. 2:36

[KarrensMan69]

Of course, they're no smarter thanObozo. When the blinking lights tell them to cheer, they cheer, when the light says laugh, they laugh. You have to be a mindless lemming to watch Leno in the first place, let alone be an Obozo supporter.

[kainedamo]

To be fair, Obama called the special olympics chairman to apologize before the episode even aired. The approval of bonuses in the stimulus bill is something I'm more concerned about.

[lavls]

Also to be "fair", if President G.W. Bush, apology or not, used the term Special Olympics like Obama did, it would have been on the news cycle 24/7... stimulus bill or no stimulus bill.

[TheAmazingAnarchist1]

To be fair? What the hell is fair? The media attacked Bush for every...single...screw-up for 8 years!

Now that Obama is president, it's oh so convenient to say "Oh, don't worry about his little mess ups, the economy is more important!" Yet, when Bush was in, a crazy shoe throwing jackass was newsworthy for weeks!

[kainedamo]

To be fair, Bush was one of the worst US presidents.

[TheAmazingAnarchist1]

You can't say Bush was one of the worst US presidents. He just left office 2 months ago. Even if Bush is universally decided to be the worst president ever for his mistakes, that still isn't a valid excuse for the media to attack him for 8 years.

If you say Bush was one of the worst US presidents, I'll say Obama has had the worst start of any president in history. Don't care what the approval ratings say. He's popular, but wrong. Spending $1 billion/day is irresponsible and makes him a liar.

[43racer43]

"UHHH" lol very nice job