Self defense for fighting game players

[Doom2Guy]

Jojo out of nowhere!

[rmziidx]

Mind games, son! Mind games!

[DarkyDiZZ]

blanka nooo! not the neck bite!

[ZordCraft]

Brilliant.

[Immagonko]

лол. позабавило.

[ABONESR]

lmao rofl !!!!

[MultiKarmacharger]

Sir you have outdone yourself.

[Vergon3256]

Stupid Pollack

[ERUTROTSINEP]

what about dealing with hidden weapons inside pads

[tareqs1]

What no comeback mechanic?

[wDawks]

Didn't have to pause. Funny as FUCK lol, very well played.

[Scidadle]

NIGGA SAID PETSHOP. lol

[PaladinX500]

I find the melty blood style of repeatedly slapping their shins far more effective

[alexisironman]

My favorite stream monster quote from NEC2011:

Damn, Sherry's face is karaface... bitch is bumpy in the grill... you can always BAG that shit when fuckin... shoutout to Kroger's paper sacks

[OtakuD50]

Is he doing the Maya hyper?

[RobawtNinja]

@OtakuD50 I think he's talking about Cerebella's super from Skull Girls.

[Kahouneko]

NO, NOT THE HEAD BITE

[antzenpro3]

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[thoroughbred765]

lmao

[alexisironman]

This dude is hella good at Jojo's Bizarre Adventure.

[TalesOfGod]

WRONG! This is the only rule to everyone here:

If anything moves, hit it until it stops moving....

[ChurroEmiliano]

Is there a story behind this?

[eViLPaCcc]

@ChurroEmiliano This aired on Russian "Первый Канал" (1st channel) some time in the past, the guy is basically explaining some unorthodox methods of self-defence such as "Bite like Tyson", try to growl at your opponent and simulate insanity in other possible ways. Helped me, although I don't simulate.

[ChurroEmiliano]

@eViLPaCcc more so meant towards Lesson #2

How to deal with hidden firearms inside arcade sticks

Just curious if there's a story behind that XD

[Apotheosis275]

@ChurroEmiliano Might have something to do with airplane luggage checks when they think you could be hiding something in your arcade stick, idk

[randomnessinabox]

@ChurroEmiliano There was that story of that one guy who almost got mugged with a knife but the attacker knifed his bag with a TE and the knife bounced off the metal plate

[ShinigamiMasta]

The funny part? He really does say that.

[POOPTURTLE]

I think this guy likes Blanka's throw a little too much.

[StagFabulous]

I suppose you could say his methods are somewhat...

*sunglasses*

bizarre.

[MBBaronAshura]

How to CHOMP CHOMP HISS

[icegryphon]

Knowing how Marn acts I would expect him to attack chocolate covered bacon.

[TheBoredomOtaku]

This is misleading it will not help you in an actual fight, he blatantly ignored that you should just mash DP when you are in danger :L

[Prophestus]

@TheBoredomOtaku I see you come from the Ken Masters school of fighting

[jappy88]

@TheBoredomOtaku it doesnt work in marvel

[Lonewulf321]

holy fuck i spit all of my soda on my monitor

[BiGShell]

Q in the background 0:39

[pjds88]

@BiGShell

Best comment ever

[mynameistnb]

@BiGShell

O_O why is that mothafocker EVERYWHERE?!!

man was in hyper fighting (shouldn't have even been there either), and now in real life.

[BiGShell]

@mynameistnb He's more of an attention whore than Kim Kardashian. That's why no one plays Q except for Kuroda

[randomdigit23]

rofl