Dane Cook - Facebook & Britney Spears Tampon & Waitresses

[tahitiancookie]

next time please hold the potato still when u film. thanks.

[Brand0nian222]

Don't upload shitty cellphone vids of shit like this...

[TheEXpothead]

bad audio is killing my ears.

[CYNow8824]

Hooray for recording with toasters.

[KillerKitty4]

It's a little hard to understand...could you please try to add subtitles?

[willo1345]

WHAT HE SAY?!

[quiz0walkthroughs]

@1999jase hahahahahahahahaha this guyz sucha lil kid fucktard, lol fuking 12 year old, get a life hahahaha

[DarkWolfBlood001]

If you can't hear, grab headphones! The good ones, not the "oh! I guess these will do!" kind. The "hey, maybe I can use the headset I bought from the Internet" kind will work.

[taywill95]

@DarkWolfBlood001 My "maybe these'll do" headphones are the only ones I have/ can afford. They work perfectly fine.

[DarkWolfBlood001]

@taywill95 Sweetness! Good for you! And I'm not being a smartass!

[ryan222cool]

@DarkWolfBlood001 yes you are XD

[Kevinlovesstephanie]

I can't hear SHIT! but I would of loved to...

[100Yates]

You know this video would've been great, IF I COULD HEAR IT!

[jennabug111]

PEOPLE IF YOU DONT LIKE DANE COOK DONT WATCH THE VIDEOS!!!!

AND IF YOU DONT LIKE HIM THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU!!!!

[ZombiesNeedLuv]

i cant hear him but watever hes saying im gonna take a wild guess its funny

cuz well its Dane Cook

[loversunted]

dammit can you stop moveing the camara

[sandalslippersXO]

Dane cook is hot ass.

[WaitWhat2041]

"talk about toxic shock."

[JERSEYSNUMBA1]

omg dane cook!

[altitudeFlies]

"I didn't think Britney's vag could hold anything in anymore..." AH! That's hysterical!

"Talk about Toxic Shock..." rotfl!

[thatkrazyguyukno]

When I saw him live here in New Orleans he told a different Britney joke. Something about how her vagina looks like an old man who had a seizure or something. I don't remember the exact wording, but it was pretty hilarious!

[17DancerChick247]

whats he saying? "i didnt think britney spears would.." ?? i got lost there and didnt hear it...

[paintballer779]

i think he said o no she didnt

[xtopher]

what did the guy from the crowd yell?

it sounded like PUT SOME SAUSAGE IN IT lol .. i dunno

[Spiderglass219]

@xtopher

Oh no she didn't

[pippozg]

wait a minute i just saw him like two nights ago and he did that exact same thing

[ojboulos]

that's because it's a set. like a musician, they play the same songs every show when they are on a tour. you honestly didn't think they made up new sets every show?...sorry but you're kinda dumb.

[xtopher]

@ojboulos LMAO!!!!

[blossomgeisha]

hilarious! i was at this show tonight in mtl! lmao

[solarhellblast14]

lmaoooo wow

[solarhellblast14]

nice sarcasm @thomsoncory dats was funny lmaooo...but i starting dying laughing when he replied "i'll see wat i can do" LMFAOOO

[1999jase]

dane cook sux

[NeyeKA]

well no one likes you...

[NeyeKA]

@1999jase why the hell are you responding to this comment when it was posted a year ago? also, you obviously must like dane if you came back to this video again? hmmm........

[1Deejay7]

@NeyeKA lol longest reply iv seen

[17moonrose]

@NeyeKA BURN! :D oh ur funny :)



[TheSharmain]

@NeyeKA point *thumb's up comment*

[MichaelDoakTV]

@1999jase ten y did u look at the vid

[1999jase]

@MichaelDoakTV spell THEN right fuck nut

[loganwilson101]

@1999jase spell sucks right retard

[tootsiepop825]

@1999jase CRAP! i missed the dislike button.

[23ohbobsaget]

@1999jase and the 1999 stands for the year you were fucking born

[alextasyuhhuh]

@1999jase you 'sux'

[BRAD3N98]

@1999jase you suck

[TheJennatee]

@1999jase you suck cow balls

[UnicornOfTheInternet]

@1999jase Well, you're the friend that nobody likes.

[SwiftRiver987]

@1999jase Why are you here if you don't like him???

[YourFace676]

@1999jase

I can respect that.

But, uh, one question. This will only take a moment-

Why did you come here?

[ThomsonCory]

Could you maybe make it a little more drowned out and harder to make out? That would be awesome, I can't stand it when videos are all easy to hear and understand.

[NeyeKA]

i'll see what i can do.

[xschloesser420]

ahahaha :)

i love people like you

[PrincessPunkPants]

hahah wow sarcasm

[powertrip25]

what that guy yell out?

[christyles009]

dude i can't here shit

[billybifocals]

ffs were you rally driving when you filmed this?

[AusLander18]

does he still do live shows today?

[AnnKinchen]

yes, he's in my city right now.

[Anarchist641995]

what city?

[MRaina]

Was this in Tulsa? I thought this was too funny