"Urinalysis" or "Pissing in Bottles"

[kritsnu31]

Wait.. I dont collect bottles of piss though..

[kritsnu31]

omg. I though I was the only one..

[ocbountyhunter]

ewwww thats gross all those bottles are piss lol but i do it too

[lessuray1]

How many bottles of urine do you have now? I'm curious. You keep it up and you just might have a bigger collection of pee bottles than Howard Hughes. Make a second video of this please!

[justicerobbie67]

try mailing one of your pee jugs too the WHITE HOUSE

i wonder what barack obama would think ? or  BUCKINGHAM PALICE in london.

[justicerobbie67]

I poop in a 5 gallion bucket and use milk jugs for  pee

[picklefork21]

Why don't you stupid pricks just install a urinal on your side of the bed? What if you get really loaded and take a swig of piss on accident?

[trueamerica75]

@picklefork21 ive actually done that! im a pee hoarder too

[seanhunter1974]

i have pissed in my shower cuz i knew i was gonna take a shower soon too :) lol

[apierko43]

4:19 "its a collectors item" hahaha lmao

[3949zxcvbnm]

yo i got this nigger roomate who i can hear pissing in a bottle every night how should i approach him about this disgusting habit???

[GUNSFOREVER1]

I take pisses at my heat vent ... it works!

[homesnakegabe]

i get up at 4 in the morn and go to the bath room

[KingOfBoosh]

retards lol. Hurp durr my pee is interesting I look at it cuz it looks cool and smells bad hurr durp

[r0b3rt330]

btw this is a fucking good docu mate, i wish id had the balls to do summin like this in my media class that while being funny is still actually pretty interesting and informative too. (not to mention relieving!)

[r0b3rt330]

It aint weird to piss in bottles when you're too drunk/stoned to get up and go to the khazi, but it is definitely odd to keep em lined up on your windowsill

[Have420Naheed]

anyone know what the song is at the end?

[Al3zza]

cab drivers in New York do this all the time.

[Al3zza]

forgot to mention we call it "gutterade". Because a Gatorade bottle is ideal for pissing in. We find em lying on the sides of sidewalks, all over the place.

[mnorgaard]

This is the most culturally important video of the decade.

[nineteen99]

I don't even know why I looked this up but I do the same exact thing. My collection of piss bottles isn't that big but I do have a few I keep below my bed! It is a whole lot easier then having to get up and go to the bathroom.

[justicerobbie67]

@nineteen99

do you poop in a 5 gallion bucket too,

[ocbountyhunter]

@justicerobbie67 no i poop in a plastic bag

[justicerobbie67]

@ocbountyhunter you ever use a composting toilet.

[SwiftShade]

lolpeejugslol

[yawyd]

I know someone who does this..

[mtndewman052]

What are you so fucking lazy That you just can't get up and go to the bathroom

[idioticscheme666]

I can't bear to watch even the first 10 seconds!

[fujiubear1]

Masterpiece!

[BerriesAndCreamLad01]

This is absolutely hillarious! I bet these guys get all the chicks.

You need to get the 3 litre bottles of Mountain Dew. Start drinking. Don't piss until the bottle is empty... and then fill it back up.

The yellow bottle disguises the color and lets you proudly display them, bottle after bottle, on shelves all over your house or shanty.

Proper application of Piss Bottles in accordance with Feng Shui will assure proper happiness and a healthy, beneficial outcome!

Start Collecting !

[ZzTheTruthzZ]

lol

[Synchrofool]

It is just piss. Get over it.

[1CME90]

The number one rule in pissing in bottles is, make sure you seperate the pissed in bottles from a new beer. Also, check your bottles before you drink them, because you don't want to drink your own piss! I came close twice!!!

[Yeseniafdoll52]

Hottie on the loose!!

fastloverfun(.)com_

[BrendanIsCool]

i wanna sexks you up

[lapointe1333]

good documentary weird ass people

[killerweedhead420]

jesus what has tha world come to !?! ill admit i use to get really hammered in piss in a bottle but damn dude i threw it out tha next morning!!!why the fuck would u collect them!?! dude what tha fuck is tha matter wit yall?!?!

[goaldrush]

gross

[largeweedbag]

fuk i have peed in bottles befor n shit, but daam y the fuck would u wana keep em

[FrettiYeti]

ps what ever you do dont leave them in your window... i had a couple hanging from a string infront of my window and it cast these cool "crystal like" sparkles on the wall if you played music really loud they would vibrate the light beams to the music

but one day they got too hot and one exploded

[mistascitso]

that is super disgusting

[Recycled]

ROFL

[FrettiYeti]

this reminds me of a story in "the real frank zappa book" a couple of his friends who lived in a garage didnt want to go out side in the cold at night so they would pee in franks moms veggin jars.. it became an obsession also must be something about creating large amounts of pee and looking at it over a period of time.......like the instinct to stare at fire is why people sit and stare at there TV for hours

[penguin4554]

try using those huge gatorade bottles. those last a few days.

[craaabppl]

i have a problum of pissing where i stand when im drunk lol. i dont care how many people are around or if they see me i just piss right where i stand. but thats only when im blacked out cant remeber a thing drunk. which is lots these days

[pikachupuppy]

What was crawling on the inside of that jar of pee?!

[bus444]

it looks like maggots

[qwertyass215]

does anyone know if they are selling their piss......im thirsty

[VioletgirlEX]

dude r u serious

[qwertyass215]

are hyou kidding me....obviously not. Thats nasty. I dont even know why someone would collect their piss.

[bubbaduskey]

lol dude if your a guy and your asking if you guys really do this then your a fuckin pussy. theres nothing better than pissing in a bottle. theres just something about it!

[Tonizinho10]

looked like diet coke or something

[stevenberger]

That is some dark piss. drink more water.

[orion2themax]

is this for real? come on this a joke, right?

[m8m8c9]

I dare someone to put a video of their penis for 5 seconds

[dannee0j]

If your a trucker and it 20 below zero out and a 1/2 mile walk through the snow to get to the bathroom and you just woke up and will go right back to sleep, you WILL piss in that bottle. btw Webber seems like a great guy, fun to party with p.s. glass jars are a bad idea.

[sjnallie1982]

Throw the bottles away!!!!!!

Oh..and don't piss in a bottle of coke with coke left in it, cause people don't see the difference and drink from it.

Funny as hell when it happens but be prepared to get your ass kicked afterworts!

[strkrstng2000]

Does anyone know waht song is playing?

[strkrstng2000]

Does anyone know what song is playing?

[burlybeast]

Dr. Octagon- "Blue Flowers"

[GUNSFOREVER1]

@burlybeast Hmmmm can i have some iced tea?

[Gabrieledannunzio77]

YES!

So true...

[jayman5000000]

this is so wrong pissing in a bottle is something but keeping THEM now that is fucking distgusting

[yawyd]

i can relate. i do this. I am trying to get help but like thebeardedjohn said. i am lazy.

[mpat1980]

you are all fucked up. nice to see what the cream of america get up to. no wonder you are all so obese if you can't even be bothered to get up and piss in a toilet

[thebeardedjohn]

I do that, haha. I'm fuckin lazy and there's no toilet on my floor. Also, this house is old as fuck so everyone wakes up when you walk around. Fucking sucks.

But I hate doing it, really. Clean it ASAP without people seeing it.

[77Caner]

Who can send me some bottle of pee

[justicerobbie67]

@77Caner I can just give me your address and ill try and send it U.S. POSTAL SERVICE.

or you can look on EBAY for pee jugs.

[DudeWocker]

eww boys r so gross seriously, it's sexy when my boyfriend does it but not when fat kids do it for a laugh u no.

eww

[mpat1980]

you are more fucked up than the people on the vid

[wotdadobby]

what the fuck is wrong wiv some people

[jackiechun02]

try pissing in a bottel when your in the back of a car

[bzrock87]

if you're going to piss in a bottle throw it away as soon as you can, or else it's going to really stink.

[bzrock87]

I started after i saw it on dumb and dumber.

[DennyAlbert]

I always thought I was the only one into this :-)

[droorizz]

glad to see i am not the only one. Just that i throw away the piss and bottle after using it the first time coz it fuckin stinks so much :p as a matter of fact i'm gonna piss in a bottle right now.. oh i almost forgot .. cool vid :)

[ninedead]

so is this real or fake?

[bulldog563]

I have known both of these guys since this film was made. fucking hilarious and yes it is real.

[justbeinme33]

dude that is lazy...get up and just go to the restroom! wow

[Sweetsoul34]

whoah, ok, freaky much

[styxmcallister]

This is dumb as hell.

[lolAskdzuihzl]

great documetary on a realy ugly topic

[mcmanusger]

Someone needs to "off" these silly fucks.

[danagol1985]

dude - piss contains ammonia in small ammounts... when kept in a confined space with no ventalation, and with little spare air space to absorb the pressure there is a good chance that one of those bottles is going repture and ur gona have stinky piss spraying out onto your carpet lol. you betta dump em soon!

[Cerealgal121]

-twitches-

r those guys mentally challenged?!?!

[ImmoralEndings]

please let be aplle juice

[xSmeaWTFx]

What the fuck? When the fuck is a bottle of piss going to come in handy? What freaks. Normal people don't piss in bottles.. and even if yew do yew don't have to keep them?? God what is it like some freaky collection?? That's freakin' disgustings. ew. twats mayte. total twats. :S

[justicerobbie67]

@xSmeaWTFx I use  a 5 gallion bucket to poop in its in my outhouse outback behide the barn i dump them in the blackbarrie bushes when full.

[LazarusWalker]

Well, um...the music's cool.

[Sylvana774]

omfg!!!1 u give ur dog ur piss!!!! omfg!

[poker720]

I think im about to puke about something else now!

[ferreally]

hahahaha sweet!!!!!!!!

[CRAIGxFORBEZ]

You are taking thee piss 0_o

Bens hot fo =]

[markali1984]

hahaha i have ENOUGH piss bottles in my room. its just cause im lazy not cause i collect them.

"they could come in handy one day"

how in the fuck are a bunch of bottles of pee gonna come in handy?

[TheMathGuy]

LOL! This is hilarious. And honestly, what guy hasn't pissed in a bottle before after a long night of drinking?

[jadgru]

I also collect piss in bottles and mix some to the drinking water of my pet dogs. It keeps them healthy.

[smeezekitty]

do you have brain surgry?

[cheturowat]

Yea they are delicious.

[ciaramist16]

wow, only white folk....

[knavalesi]

I can say with authority that this is more fact than fiction. I also live in a dorm, and sometimes it is just easier and less disruptive to go in a bottle. Sometimes one does find oneself with four or five bottles of urine, though the "collecting" habit of the actors is almost certainly an exaggeration. If you think it's sick, you are either a chick or have never shared a bathroom.

[giric682]

can i drink some

[perthgayguy]

mmmm put them on a shelf and jerk off looking at them...fucking freak faggot! go back to ya cave ya neanderthals

[lildrummergirlsgk]

damn...is this for real? oy...

[burlybeast]

oh yea, it's real.

[steadygrind]

this documentary pissed me off

[dannymodzelewski]

ok thats normal

[tabloidjunk]

i couldnt tell if this was for real or not.. but then when they were talkin about keeping the bottles i realized its a joke.. i mean... it would have to be right?

[xxxieroxxx]

why would you keep the bottles?

[andyvc203]

ok i think i'm gonna puke now!!

[DennyAlbert]

Excellent video!! I am into the same thing :-)

Den

[scofus]

subtle humor, a veritable piss mockumentary