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  • What the hell is this i just watched the first 5 secs and i already think this is a steaming pile of turd

  • WHAT A SHITTY MOVIE BURN

  • i could make a better movie with my phone......

  • lol the guns are from starwars

  • I thought this would be good but instead it was 90 minutes of pure stupidity!!!!

  • im to scered to watch more

  • at the end that girl with stuff on hr was the devill

  • its osome i love zonbis but im to yung to watch but my mommy lets me

  • the phone is upside down how sputid are you!!

  • i make army type movies on youtube and i got better props than these guys lol. to funny

  • I like horror movies but this is kind of stupid but i like it a little,the first guy the one stuck on the stupid stick called the guy a private but he must have been stupid cause the kid has a gold oak leave on his collar and that means hes a colonel not a private shows the ones who made this was drunk

  • What am I watching!? D:

  • you know i never seen a military person that was not a female with hair that long lmao

  • 42:53 Damn.

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  • Holy shit. Watch this. I know that it's cliche to say something is so bad it's funny, but this is exactly that.

  • boring|

    

  • six minutes in and this movie is turning out more of a comedy then a horror

  • I NEVER WATCHED THIS TOMORROW

  • 42:19 cumshot? thumbs up??

    

  • @isawabearonce Damnnnn!!

  • lmfao he was holding a cell phone upside down lol

  • I'm Canadian and the 10 minute Ron Paul advertisement played as a break in the movie was ENJOYABLE TO WATCH compared to sitting through the movie. You're NOT going to see any naughty bits, either. I can't believe I watched the whole thing. DO NOT WATCH "STORM OF THE DEAD" EITHER. You've been warned!!!! I hate to say it, but I think that the PLOT/PREMISE, could have been a good movie, though.

  • @Atheist7 im watching it

  • Remove this movie... NOT because of SOPA, but to save 1:22:28 of you life!!!!!

    CRAP it was!

  • dont eat the pot rost or ill blast your head off with my star wars gun

  • the shit i watch when im bored

  • what a load of SHIT

  • zombie movies haha so gory and bloody thats what all guys like right??

  • Terrible, terrible movie. Very poorly made and crappy acting. A Big Disappointment.

  • @caltalbot2 haha right look at the star wars guns xD

  • is this movie worth my time?

  • @512sg no

  • bloody shit movie, a bastard can make such like movies for the wastage of precious time, hhhhhhhuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhh

  • mad script, these are the most non-military guys ever, The movie may have been better if it was a comedy. I couldn't watch more than 30mins.

  • if you watch past 02:36..youre extremely bored

  • ive heard of low budget flims, but this is insane! i could make this with a cell phone camera

  • didn't know privates had oak leaves hah

  • The nob head guy looks a little like George Clooney..

  • I only clicked on it cuz I saw the logo and it reminded me of an awesome anime called highschool of the dead, guys look it up. Its really good.

  • This looked too fake and cheap, Honesty I'm sorry but however Dead Teenagers and Storm of the Dead looks promising---------------------­-----> CYA!!

  • i wanted to watch scarface today , but it costs money.. so im glad this full video is free. "sucks that youtube is going that way now though"

  • Is this supposed to be a joke-movie? , Wtf. 

  • don't waste you time on this movie 

  • dnt they use those guns in ghostbusters??

  • i stopped at the paint ball gun

    and yea, the phone was upside down LMMFAO

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  • @MrJosue0688 I hear ya dude im 14 and probably could have made this video with my camcorder

  • 2:36 WHAT..............THE.........­.......FUCK?!

  • I made a horrible choice on clicking on this movie. Now I lost 5 minutes that I'll never get back :(

  • lmfao star wars blasters...what the hell?

  • dude wit the tree in his stomach should be dead already lame

  • dang cuzzz

  • its funny how the wood stuck in the body is only bloody right where the body is. teh rest isnt bloody at all... xD

  • how do you get stuck on a tree like that

  • Its quite difficult to ejaculate to this.

  • @MrJizmonkey I know right? but if you try and think of the blood as semen and the zombies as naked women it helps

  • I'm sorry, truly sorry, but I have seen better acting from Arnie.

  • pretty good movie for a $100 budget film lol!

  • Aload of shite

  • what a load of shite!

  • Shitty movie. Cheep youtube somofa bitchys.

  • wtf kinda guns r they holding and y does he have that long of hair if hes in the army wtf

  • I SWEAR TO GOD THIS SHIT LOOKS LIKE ONE OF THOSE CHEESY HOLLYWEIRD PORNO FLIX

  • if they practice their angle shots better then it would make an ok film

  • Talk about not doing any homework at all..Like why is "Private Dillon" wearing the rank of "Major" insignia?

  • HELLO GUYS HOW R U

  • 00:02:36 Are you kidding me? no wonder he couldn't contact anyone, the damn phone is upside-down!

  • @Ariescold

    Hahahah! He might have more luck if he turned it around... xD

  • @Ariescold ROFL!!

  • So shit

    

  • hallo guys

  • This does look like a do-it-yourselfer

  • I meant it starts off like gay porn "get me the fuck off..." "pull me the fuck off" "i can break the branch" come on man

  • It starts off lake a gay porn--- not that i knowwhat gay porn is like....but itmust be like this!

  • why do people comment on bad videos saying how bad they are but on good videos they say nothing at all not even a simple good movie comment i just dont understand that 

  • i would beleive it if the lad didn't use the phone upside down

  • Me Gusta. :|

  • ha ha ha ha... buha ha ha ha ha.

  • This has to just plain and simply be a bunch of friends messing around and just said....... Let's make a MOVIE!!!

    Goddam stoners!

  • what the .... this is a real movie whahahahhahahaha

  • ...all movie r good... (free is good).... hahaha

  • thes no good movie................

  • I'm the 24,321st view

    4-3-2-1 w00t!

  • i like how the cellphone was upside down when he was using it. lmao.

  • Kudos for the effort, but some of them really can't act.

  • It's not even a good B movie, there is so much wrong with this movie that it hurts to watch it

  • STOP BEING SO NEGATIVE!!!!!!

    it was a budget movie i agree but it doesn't mean that it didn't have a good story line to it!!!

    and maybe this movie was made in a near future time that HAD laser guns. did you ever think of that?

  • 无聊

  • Hasbro toy star wars blasters ???

  • @ttasd1 they shoulda kept the original noises of the guns, if they were the star wars ones. would have sounded better than "pew pew"!

  • Since when did lazer guns become reality absolute shite

  • who the fuck put up the money to make a bullshit movie like this. the actors must be welfare workers working for their checks.

  • god i need some weed to watch this movie

  • shittyest movie ever

  • worst actors but bored so watching

  • the private has a majors rank

    lol

    fail

  • Sucks..... Some Paintball warriors ran out of beer, so they made a movie/

  • like if it was bad i want to know

  • I thought it was awesome

  • This movies so wonderfully bad, it deserves to be rated much higher than it's disliked... ;-;

  • this video does suck eggs

  • LAAAMMMMEEEE AFFFF!!!!!

  • This is a very shity movie!

  • i didnt even watch it i read the comments and closed the page

  • 2m42S he and the cell phone upside down

    

  • didnt rate this at all 

  • genuinely awful

  • Well it seems most of the small budget for this piece of crap went into the movie's poster.

  • i stoped watching when i saw the phone was upside down

  • wtf the first 2:36 he is talk to a cell phone and the cellphone is upside down wtf now this is a cheap ass movie ppl lol itz funny how stupid it is right away u can tell becuz of this shit

  • wow smosh do beter acting and have beter camras

  • wow diarrhea made a movie

  • This is so bad its funny

  • I Stopped watching when I saw the ray gun.

  • too boring

  • My girlfriend and I laughed and stopped 7 minutes in... F***en hilarious!! XDD

  • wow i actually watched the whole movie

  • This movie is horrible... nice ray gun... lol

  • I've seen better acting in a porno..

  • 2:28 First of all, the guy is definitely dead. Second, wth is with the star wars blaster beside the bag, lastly is he so dumb that he holds the phone upside down and uses it as a walkie talkie. LOL!

  • bleady fuking movie boring

  • This is like amateur making

  • this is sorta a good movie to be honest

  • Fucking hilarious, utter bollocks but fucking hilarious.

  • hey private dipshit that is a insignia for a major on your B.D.U. and your flag is on wrong you upside down phone talking jack ass.and you don't wear the gold color with your B.D.U. when your on a patrol.

  • o_O ...

  • he says pvt but his collar has a major rank

  • WOW, Its hang-over Sunday and I'm watching this laughing my ass off. I gotta quit drinking....

  • wtf. i could do better better effects than that

    i would recommend you dont watch this film cause its absolutly bollocks. nuff said

  • wow I love how the dude had a giant branch stuck though is stomach and the dude checks his pulse.

    LOL worst movie ever!!!!!!!!

  • bombs out big time

    

  • I like how their both so chill about killing their superior officer. "Its just as well" lol

  • Worst movie ever, extremley amatuer. not 2 mins into it and he is a private with major rank on his lappel and calling higher with an upside down cell phone. DO NOT WHATCH

  • Obviously it is the future everybody, so calm down and wait for it!!

  • Storm Trooper Blasters!

  • I found the Advertisements are more entertaining =]

  • Lady! What the fuck? haha

  • Haha, this is fucking hilarious. What's wrong with you people?

  • Haha, I love the opening scene

  • lol no REAL soldier would question orders.. and no REAL leader would threaten to shoot his soldiers nuts of if they didn't do as he asked..

  • Is the directors family full of geniuses or is he the only one?

  • hhahahah hell na u seen how he had da fone this is one retarted ass movie

  • why does the private have the rank of major on his collar? everything about this movie is terrible

  • hhahahah hell na u seen how he had da fone

  • fuck this fucking video weak weak weak weak weak waek eawkeawkeawkewakaewk tangi nanyu

  • WHy cant we watch the other good movies than watching garbage ass acting movie as this

  • it was good but hate the end

  • its like they didnt even try to make a decent movie

  • Pure terror, fantasical special effects and acting worthy of an oscar

  • are they holding water guns? a 4 year old kid would have a bigger gun LOL

  • lmfao my 5 year old brother and friends could make a better movie

  • wtf

  • i am at 1:30 and i can tell this is going to be a bad movie.

  • the defenition of hot garbage is a picture of this movie!!!

  • i fell on the floor laughing at this ridiculas movie

  • give a dumb ass a camera and a computer and this is the sort of stuff they will come up with

  • EVERYBODY watch the 0:02:34 he have his phone upside down XD

  • This has student film written all over it. Seriously, the phucking phone is upside down (director was presumably out in the woods smoking weed during this take). And what's with that gun? I looks like something out of a space movie. Sorry... not believable, not good, BARELY made it through 3 minutes.

  • No Wonder He Couldnt Get ahold of anyone, and no wonder this movie is free, It sucks, they couldnt fork out some cash to buy so airsoft gun or something?

  • the worst and the worst playback ever..

  • pew pew pew pew .. wow those guns sound so real

  • not only he was holding the phone upside down, but the other guy just called him private and he was wearing a major rank on his uniform,, OMG one of the worse amercian stupidity movies,, fuck you (director)

  • round 1 start

  • i love the lasers and the fact the guns only had mags half the time this movie couldn't get worse

  • Oh jesus.

  • This is hilarious! Lol

  • FAKEEE.....but still cool

  • OUUCH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!

  • i want my 1 hour back :C

  • this is fucking crap,all u tube films are fucking old crap

  • And apparently this girl took down a SERGEANT