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  • tell me the truth. is this a comedy show or is this for real?

  • @cjm608 It's real in the mind of many. There are people who seriously support this guy, don't know why.

  • @TempleOfInanna2 I'm pretty sure his supporters are dwindling or going to dwindle because most Christians see this guy as a false prophet and There are Christian run organizations like the Trinity Foundation in Dallas that monitor and educate people about these scams

  • I would pay him one million dollars to have him as a pastor at my church. He is so funny you cant help but love him!

  • "God can make you a multi-millionaire now."

    I think he's mistaking his Mephistopheles for his god, cuz I'm sure that I don't share one the one in the Holy Bible with him.

  • @remusnigga I would never have complained to go to Sunday school class if he was there!

  • This proves that the Almighty Goood, has a sense of humor!

  • Full BLOOM aids! wtf? lmao!

  • Can you imagine him as a childrens ministry pastor ?

  • @remusnigga Alright kids, put your bibles away NOOOOOOW!

  • full bloom aids!! had me chokin laughin over here! lmao

  • Did he steal that so called prayer cloth from his mother when she was on her period? Did he blow his nose into it too? i can buy one at the 99 cent store! dont fuggit yo kwedit cawd! he be fittin to pway cuzz biblicals is sho nuff gonna happen! YES SUHHHHHHHHHHH!

  • Whoa. OJ Simpson has let himself go!

  • @ :31 - Is this guy "multimillion-aire"?

  • yea, let's go get some BRAND NEW blood o_O

  • I would LOVE to visit this guys church! Just to hear him yell GOD and NOWWWW! I would try so hard to refrain from laughing or pissing my pants and keeping a straight face.

  • I pray that his talkin in tongues vocabulary will grow alittle.,,,,,,,,cmon the same phrase over and over??

  • Yes! He is a false prophet, another prosperity scam preacher like Creflo Dollar and Pastor Mason a.k.a. Mase the rapper. Miracles were never sold and it says it nowhere in the scripture. I'm all for fun and humor but this vid is just nuts! Even demon posessd ppl can and will admit Christ is the Son of God people as proven Matthew 8:28-34, it proves it. Doesn't mean they accept him as Lord. I pity his brainwashed followers and this is much of why many are athiests through these lies!!!

  • @TheGlobalMisfit i wouldnt speak for atheists, though i am one. just the way i dont speak for everybody else.

  • @UnattendedMind Yeah I meant u no harm in generalizing. Just a perspective on this guy. He's a clown.

  • @TheGlobalMisfit I asked this question on another video and sense you're a Christian I'm going to ask you this question directly does your church talk about how to avoid getting scammed by people like Kerney Thomas or how to avoid getting deceived by false prophets?

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  • @Genin99 lol All I know is the bible says nothing about paying for miracles and blessings like this guy. The doors of the Lord are free to anyone who comes to him with a sorryful heart for their deeds and accepts him as their Lord and savior. I realize the bible does contradict itself at times (Ex: God saying "Thou shalt and kill" and shortly after commanding His soldiers to kill trespassers, etc) but again I don't consider myself religious and even science is flawed cause man isn't perfect.

  • @Genin99 (Cont) So my main focus is a personal, confidant relationship with Christ. But back to your question, I think a lot of churches are scared to expose these false prophets cause of a backlash and being tuned out from their zombie followers. Or some nut job, defending these prosperity preachers, might twist the scripture to fit their needs like "Judge not, lest ye be judged" lol Sad. Buy my miracle cloth and you shall be healed/ rich? NO.

  • @TheGlobalMisfit This is the primary reason why I'm not Christian anymore too much deception. I thought you we're Christian by the way you used the word false prophet I'm sorry for the mistake and I can see that you agree with me on the too much deception

  • Hallelujah!! Praise GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWD!!!!!

  • Sometimes I come home drunk and consider ordering the miracle prayer package

  • What a bunch of goddahm crock

  • Are you real?

  • My Friends and I called Him sayingh that our penis was lost in vietnam. He prayed that it would grow back immediately,and it didn't. We called back an d He said we didn't have enough faith,that's why it didn't grow back.

  • this is criminal, but i cant stop watching, which is probably he's doing this...

  • He is not sayin HE is curing aids, he is saying God is curing it.... And Kerney Thomas does not charge people for anything.

  • @KelferMookie By calling this line, you already pay him. So yes he is indeed charging these people who already got it very tough.

    Matter-fact, this is all false, plus this fool xommands God Almighty? who do he think he is?

  • I was playing Bassnectar over this video and the bass dropped right as he started screaming XD

  • umm how did u get HIV i hope its not Marys Work

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  • I can't believe that his videos are still on here. Damn con artist and pimp!!1

  • he's always talking about blood. its either he's a vampire or a blood gang banger =\

  • Wow I was at his church 2 weeks ago. Wow. I can not understand why people choose to do what he is doing. I hope for his sake he is not stealinf people's money and mis leading them. This life is passing away.

  • Peter popoff has a discount.

  • "you don't have to stay broke, God can make a multi-millionaire up out 'cha"

    LOLOLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

  • 1 miracle for $200 w/ FREE SHIPPING!

  • Christianity is the perfect religion for the typical african culture of fanatism and elation.

  • mama say mama sah mam kusa GAAAAAAAAHD!!!!!

  • @SirRealakaBOOK lmfao you read my mind.....lol

  • He can hook people up with new blood? Damn.

  • you can make fun of this guys all you want, but this guy is making mad money

    out of this

  • full bloom aids lolz ahahahahahahahahaahhahahahahah­ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­a

  • LOLOL

    0:40

    LOOLOL

    "Step out in faith by ordering the ultimate prayer package right now!"

  • @fortehlulz9999 did you really jus type this? Did your parents teach you how to promote evil or does it come natural? Yes.. this guy is full of shit, but no reason to drop N bombs I came here for a laugh and now I feel offended.

  • @ANT8U Go play some bassabawl and guzzle you some ernge drank, coon.

  • @fortehlulz9999 Can't we all ban together in racial equality over how we all despise religion? I'm sorry, I'm white, but I've seen much crazier white Christians, this guy has yet to hit the ground and start convulsing on the floor. The richest Evangelical Christian leaders are all evil, selfish, delusion hypocrites. It doesn't matter what race they come from, all religious leaders are scamming you.

  • hahah "super-natural miracle", isn't a miracle already a super-natural phenomena

  • Hes more like some voodoo witch doctor.

  • this is some kind of funny show, right?

  • @svejesve i'm starting to believe so bc the man is CRAZY!

  • brand new blood????? I'M WEAK!!!!! If she's dead, i hope she haunts him the rest of his life for lying to her!

  • so Crystal got some new blood by calling this fake azz betch of a 'preacher'?

    Everyone knows (or should from basic biology class) blood cells regenerate every day from bone marrow as a matter of nature, not some screaming idiot trying hard to take your last dime.

  • AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDSS­SSS!!!!

  • this nigga aint speaking in tongues

    lmaoooo he stealing Michael Jackson lyrics from Wanna Be Starting Something

    Mama Say Mama Sa Ma Maku Sa

    lmaoooo

  • What is funny to me is how much emphasis that the church of god in christ puts on material things. In one video this guy was talking about how he paid for two houses and two trucks and two boats because he used his "prankerchief". Just proves how much bullshit that entire denomination is....sadly people believe his bullshit

  • I don't believe in this type of misleadingstry (play on the word ministry) but for those who do believe at least it states that the personal prayer package is free.

  • If i ever saw this trash bucket on the street id slap him in his silly looking joke of a face cuz hes the biggest waste of life i have ever seen.

  • Full bloom aids lmao. Oh and you know his speaking is tongues is totally fake when it sounds the same in EVERY VIDEO. God help us.

  • I'm taking ur money NOOOWWWWW !!!

  • @uncutfilm Kerney, stop swindling innocent and naive poor black folk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @uncutfilm  KALLALALALALA BOSHA!

  • Disgusting man!

  • "Crystal, I just prayed for you to get healed, now you have to order the Personal Prayer Package, girl , or I'm taking it back, so do it NOOOOOWWWW!!!"

  • how can fucktards like this even exist?

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  • you know she's dead now..you notice what he said "plan to live not die"

  • KABBAUHSHUMMLA GOOOOOOOOOOOD DAMN IT!

    peace, lardo.

  • This is OJ simpsons new gig?

  • "FULL BLOOM AIDS!!" LMMFAO!!

  • you must order the pursonal pwar pakage rite now lol

  • "Crystal, do you have access to your daddy's credit cards, mmm?

  • I am lying and stealing the money..... NOWWWWWWWWWWWW !!

  • Super natural mewicles

  • Was he fucking singing "Lady Marmalade" at 0:03 - 0:05?

  • Got to get me some of that bran new brood - Choich!

  • IM TAKING UR MONEY NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

  • Viruses live beyond the blood, into the genome.

  • @0:20 He says "Miracles is gonna happen", not "Biblical's is gonna happen".

    Still horrible language, though.

  • gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!11

  • WOOHOO I get a double pray the price of 3 !!!! GAAAAAAAAAA

  • This guy is Magic Johnson's reverend. True story.

  • "all you need is a credit card" hahaha..if this stupid m***f*** can tell god what to do...he should start by asking him to bring peace to the world or something better than curing this b*** aids..

  • All you need is a credit card right?

  • @vastdesign No, you'll need a kwedit kard.

  • So why doesn't god "heal" amputees? Oh that's right. Hes make believe...

  • 'full bloom aids'

  • UUUUUUUUMMMM....I KNOW ROCKET SCIENTIST OR BRAIN SURGEON, BUT I'M PRETTY SURE THAT GIRL STILL HAS AIDS!!!

  • @smuhammad88 Yes. I hope she doesn't believe this fool and stops taking her meds. He should be locked up, along with all the charlatans be pimp false hope.

  • I'm glad I don't believe in God.

  • @elakiel ditto. 

  • even though i find this vid funny. i find it sickening how this man has the power to make people loose their faith. lets look for the cure for aids oh wait i think we found it wait for it Gaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwd lol what an idiot!

  • KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

  • Ok first of all watch your mouth when you comment to me. Second of all keep your opinions to yourself. Third of all I'm not a dumbass. So before you wanna tell someone off make sure you know them. You may not believe in God but i sure as hell do. I experienced a lot of stuff that I would have not made it in this world without God. So next time don't comment on my posts. Thanks much appreciated. End of subject!

  • Crazy, ignorant, bald headed, screaming, foolish, fake, snake like, serpent... This man is going to hell with gasoline underwear on.

  • This man better watch it. I say this because he is 1.using God's name in vain and 2.in the bible it says, "whoa to the false prophets" this isn't a threat y'all........I'm stating facts

  • @mechekevin15 you aren't stating 'FACTS. you are stating silly quotes from a silly book that has not an ounce of truth in it you dumb ass. only a primitive thinker would believe in noah's ark and the devil etc. pick up a science book moron

  • its hard to argue that we americans arent stupid when people like this make money

  • i bet this guy IS doing Crystal... meth that is

  • This dude right here is the ultimate troll.

    I usually laugh at him but it's straight fucked up how he can do this to a 17 year old girl

  • ORANG UTAN

  • Eeekallalalabokosha!!!

  • @estlgurl06 LMAO

  • Ekaylakolababalakosha! I feel the anointin' now from GAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!! I say the magical words and make you whole NAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Amen and amen...Now order that personal prayer package to be healed from full bloom aids! It's a miwacle!!!

  • why is this guy being so selfish....he has the cure aids!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol

    he should be in every hospital using his so called ability to heal. lol what an idiot. he need a trip to reality.

  • God loves you and wants to heal you right now

    BUT

    You have to order a personal prayer package right now!

  • This guy sounded soooo familiar and I just now recognized where I've heard him before... he's the vocalist on the Trogdor song by StrongBad from the HomestarRunner web cartoons!!!

  • This man can wake up the dead with all that damn hollering!!

  • mmmmokay.. why doesn't he "pray" for EVERYONE with HIV or AIDS to get well then?

  • How does he do with with a straight face??

  • This man is a retard.

  • I'm calling this guy now!!

  • POOLS CLOSED

    (we will never forget)LOL

  • He is the greatest comedian of all time.

  • "I Comand crystal to be made whole NAAAAAAAAAAAAO!!!"

  • GAWDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! =D

  • ii thouqht ii wasz the only one that be lauqhiin my booty off @ thiisz stuff he iis a mess ahahah

  • Kerney Thomas needs to stop forgetting to take his medication. :P

  • this is bullshit

  • IN JESUS NAME AMAND!

  • HE CURED FULL BLOOM AIDS!!!

  • Someone should put a bullet through the skull of this thieving, lying scamming son of bitch

  • ROFL iam sitting here with my dog and he jumped up and started barking when the screaming started hahahaha.

  • @zooxanthus

    LOL!

  • Lol giver her new blood. Even so she would still have aids. show how little he knows

  • religion is fucking stupid.

  • & GAWWD!!! lol!!!

  • This man is legit. You can't fake a scream like that... and it distinctly sounds like "God." Clearly the work of the Lord.

  • By the way... I am giving away free Family Prayer Bundles. You just pay $9.95 for shipping and I can guarantee you will receive a bundle of prayers.

  • @BoredAV

    And for an extra $4.99 you'll pray over an anointed holy pray cloth [oily piece of felt] for them.

  • he is speaking in tongues. It's not funny to make fun of the Holy Spirit. It is an unforgivable sin.

  • @jessypooh24 True followers recognize the voice of Christ, and this guy dont got it. It is an unforgivable sin to commit blasphamy and that it exactly what hes doing. if you cant see hes using God for profit, you clearly dont know the nature of God. Dont preach to us

  • pastor kerney thomas to these hoes...miwacles

  • Can we kill yhese, is it illegal to kill the ignorant...Eugenics sounds real good right now...

  • I guarantee Crystal still has AIDS.

  • All an act. Hilarious. 

  • this shit is more satanic than marilyn manson

  • Please God, help this man!

  • Yeah... Crystal is probably dead now.

  • LMAO the personal pear prackage

  • I been thinking this was O.J simpson the whole time >:( wtf is wrong with this man this nigga is putting on a good ass act though. Lol i always thought he had a mental problem or he was just busting the worlds best nut. He a false prophet anyway :(

  • black women eat this shit up hook, line, and sinker....

  • I wish I could contact Crystal and pray with her. I believe and am confident that she can and will be healed.

  • Hilarious!!!!!

  • lmao he is a fool

  • Nut job!!! Do it now God!!! Your cured!!! Now go have some sex!!!

  • thats fucked up he did this to her

  • he forgot his jesus cloth

  • "I want you to plan to live and not die", LOL

  • Is this line still active? I need GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD to hook me up with a million.

  • @conceil8 well u see that ur plan didnt work out for u huh? I agree that there should be no division in the church but come on volcanoes erupting? Thats a bit much!

  • Thats how Magic Johnson was healed haha

  • "Eat cantaloupe ah kosher!"

  • Looks like that dude who was the dad in the show "Good Times" and also "Beast Master"

  • @TheArchJuggler "Florida, you better make me a sammich NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW."

  • I've got a stiffy.... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!

  • rotflmmfao this shit is crazy.

  • Psssh yeah right nigga.

  • LMAOOOO! Kerney... *SMH*

  • goodgirlable, The girl said she was HIV positive from birth, you idiot!!!!!!! ALSO YOU BETTER WATCH WHAT YOU SAY ABOUT GOD's PEOPLE

  • You brain dead, over vaccinated, pentecostal fool. This wacko is NOT of God. He serves another god. I recommend that you go lock yourself up in your room, go into a trance and speak in your "unknown language" to your "god."

  • STOP

  • yeah who is he to tell God what to do??? He "commands" God to do this?? Yea rite hahaha

  • @ThePowerReturns I know right? This guy is "making" God answer prayers? Wtf? I DO NOT approve this message. lol

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  • Hahahahaha!!!!!!

  • Eli Bokalasha, mudafucka!

  • Eli Bokalasha, INDEED. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

  • Kobohashata! What the hell is he suposed to be doing when he says that??