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  • @G61320US i still say it to this day. lol

  • My Names Andrew Slater, i'm proud i'm vagly related to Officer Slater :D

  • Nerds don't get laid. This is so unrealistic.

  • @schooltrashers hey man everyone has their day

  • @Xdeser1

    True.

  • Wow, a lot of people are confessing to saying this when putting shit games in their consoles.

  • John fucking Egbert

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  • with her facial expression, im guessing it either didnt went in, or its just too... uhm... pinly?

  • @JokesOnYah You better check your tone girl

  • At the time this actor was 17 so his mom had to be on set for every scene xDDD

  • At first I was like 3 then I was 8

  • Let's be honest how man guy's said the same thing there first time having sex.....

  • @G61320US First time I did it I was high fiving my self saying boom you're no longer a virgin.

  • @G61320US I didn't say it out loud lol In my head I think I did I can't remember lol.

  • Looking at the thumbnail of the video, i thought it was Mad Child from Swollen Members..

  • i still maintain that was her asshole

  • The best thing about this movie was McLovin was the only one who got laid that night.

  • I liked the part where it was in.

  • @Thebestever441 Joke bombbbb

  • justin beiber

  • @Bigfloppyfish123 this is the comment section, not the search engine :D

  • that dude creeps the fuck outta me

  • That chick was smokin' HOT!!

  • My exact words when I put in MW3 in my xbox.

  • @MrOmnisaur Ladies and gentleman the biggest virgin on Youtube!

  • @MrOmnisaur *facepalm*

  • @MrOmnisaur Modern Warfare is one of the worst franchises in video game history.

  • @TenWhoWereTaken O_O

    /watch?v=5hfYJsQAhl0

  • I face palmed....

  • He looks like a juvenile Leonard Cohen.

  • Best line in the movie is actually:

    Jules: You scratch our backs, and we'll scratch yours back

    Seth: The funny thing about my back, is that it's located on my cock.

  • It's in

  • what teenagers say the first time they put skyrim in they're xbox

  • My reaction when Torres scores for Chelsea.... Lulz

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  • If this is the best line, I ain't watching it. Thanks for the heads up.

  • @weeweeeewee If you die without watching this, god will slap u!

  • @weeweeeewee It's not. 'Ghostbusters lunch-box dick treasure chest' is the best line.

  • wtf?

  • best line from the movie

  • He reminds me of Telly from Kids.

  • my reaction on putting the memory card in ps2 with a blind fold

  • yeah i still remember when i was still a virgin

  • 0:04

    Where is that vagina? hmmmmm.

  • WAit, if its in then why hasn't his voice gotten deeper?

  • @KingOfKingz819

    make that 31 people now.The bastard

  • is it really in?

  • That's what your mother said :P Too soon?

  • @xN1kosGRx no it was too late.

  • creepy

  • Whats in there a shark or....oh.....

  • IS IT DOE?! IS IT?

  • Fun fact. His mom actually was there when he filmed this scene.

  • @BBoyPhreshershist Scary...

  • @BBoyPhreshershist

    Wow I came here just to comment that lol. Yeah I am bored.

  • Dude that is just about the hottest pick up line ever lol

  • oh my God it in ups mised :0

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  • Bill Gates... yesterday. With a baby.

  • 25 people got cock blocked by Officer Slater

  • 25 people have never gotten it in.

  • i get it innnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

  • all of us know, everybody thought this the first time

  • That's a great fucking line man, great acting!

  • This what I say every time I put a USB in without looking. 

  • @patsaBK

    HAHA! :)

  • @patsaBK LMAO!

  • @patsaBK that is genuinley the funniest thing i've ever read on youtube.. thank you

  • Thanks to your comment, my computer will play this .wav when i plug anything into  the USB port lol@patsaBK

  • @patsaBK and for some fucking reason its always on the third try...

  • boy- its in! oh my god, its in!

    girl- it feels good when my dick's inside u, doesnt it. hehe

    boy- oh yes it does.

    guy outside window- OH FUCK! (Pukes on the ground)

  • can you imagine what it'd be like if Chuck Norris is saying these words ???????!!!!!!!!

  • I remember the first time I said that ... with your mom

  • @666BrotherofMetal I'd be careful, the "hood" is propably after you. but not after watching preteen anime. you know your not a teenager when you dont even know what entai is

  • Nerds reaction to the USB

  • @gwap4008 Lol, big bad "gangsta" standing outside a libreary? hahahahaha nah your not. You be a bunny wabbit with a bad temper. Sit the fuck down before you fall down you nonce.

  • I remember saying this in my head the first time lmao

  • @gwap4008 It's funny because you think you said something intelligent.

    No what you actually wrote there is nothing more than poorly written proof that you're an imbecile.

  • @gwap4008 too funny. I got tail just twice and im 16 and im from the north and thats a good place to get some. i know friends that did it when they were 13 and they didn't fuck 20 girls. like i said below you probs dont even know where the hole is or never popped a cherry. PUNK

  • @smorepie i think 20 girls is possible for him i was raised in the hood too im 16 and i had sex wit i think 8 girls be more skanky there prob why me and all my alot of my niggas got kids i would say its really easy all you do is go to a party and you goin find a girl thats wit the dick

  • @gwap4008 You're the worst troll I think I have ever had the displeasure of meeting. You make the illiterate homeless guy on my street corner look intelligent. Have fun with your sad ass life.

  • @gwap4008

    I prefer to play war games, which are actually very common, than watch some retarded kids cartoon. Aren't you suppose to be in bed if it's past 10pm? It's getting late for someone your age.

    I'm starting to think you're a troll (or just VERY stupid), anyway I'm done arguing with you. You can hardly spell any words correctly, you don't make any sense whatsoever and you're clearly a stupid kid who keeps lying over and over again. Every single things you wrote is plain dumb.

  • @gwap4008

    Point made.

  • @gwap4008

    You'll never get a partner, unless she has some kind of fetish for morons like you. Go jerk off to your hentai now, boy. Once you're done, please take a gun and shoot yourself in the head.

  • @gwap4008

    Keep it up, your comments are hilarious.

    No women would want to be with an idiot like you, keep dreaming. I took a look at your channel an hour ago, you're a fan of Naruto right? Why don't you just go watch these childish cartoons and shut the fuck up?

  • The kids who comment below me suck ass

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  • @gwap4008

    Keep raging kid, and keep writing your illiterate crap, you don't make any sense.

    By the way, did your parents drop you on the head or were you simply born with a severe case of mental retardation?

  • @gwap4008 HAHAHAHAAH you mispelt "suck", "friends" "dollar" "mother", "bitches" need I go on?. Oh look at that "are you hard enough?" The question is, without your pussy little pistol, are you?

    Hahahaha yeah, you can stop lying now matey, we all know your using the internet in the library because you're too poor to have it at home. So don't lie. :)

  • @gwap4008 u seem lika dumbass nigga wit yo shitty ass gramma. Seriously retake English, if you're even in high school yet, you look like an illiterate dumbass.

  • @05anonymous50

    My thoughts exactly...Well said.

  • @gwap4008

    Does your mom and dad know that you're typing profanities on their computer? Be careful, they might ground you.

    And no I'm not going to meet up with you. I don't live in the US, I have more important stuff to do than meeting a moronic 17 years old kid who will probably fail miserably at life.

    If you know so many people in jail, why don't you go join them? I think you would go well with them. Who knows, you might finally get a lover while you're there.

  • @gwap4008

    Can't you see that no one takes you seriously? God, you're so full of shit and pathetic that you put humanity to shame.

    Please go kill yourself and stop flexing your internet muscles, because clearly you don't intimidate anyone. Nobody is intimated by a stupid kid like you.

    I chat with many people online and I've had my share of arguments with idiots, but you beat them all. Congratulations.

  • @gwap4008 You sound mad...

  • @gwap4008 Watch out guys, we got a badass over here.

  • @gwap4008

    Are you trying to sound tough with that shitty spelling of yours? You probably didn't even make it past third grade. I bet you're just a kid who still live with his parents typing bullshit on Youtube thinking that people are stupid enough to believe you.

    Grow up, shut the fuck up, go do your homework and get a job.... Useless idiot.

  • @gwap4008 aww getting defencive? Bahahaha youtube can tell a lie by the way the spell. "masterbait" trolololol

  • @666BrotherofMetal

    He's just a stupid, lying kid. Don't waste your time with people like him, it's not worth it.

  • @Radnick7 Awwwww but I was having fun! :'( ;) I know dude, he should just take a quick chancer across a railway

  • @666BrotherofMetal

    Yes, he would rid us of his stupidity. I just read a paragraph that he wrote, mocking you on how you misspelled one word...How ironic. He can't even write 3 words in a row without making any spelling errors.

    I think we should stop making fun of that retarded kid, he might shoot us with his "simga 9mm"...Oh right, that's just another meaningless threat.

    (It's actually a Sigma 9mm but he's too stupid to write it correctly).

  • @gwap4008

    "I've fucked at least 20 girls and I'm only 17"

    Yes, I'm sure everyone believes you.

  • how the fuck did i get here from "the sopranos"??

  • And that ladies and gentlemen is why he is call McLOVIN

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA @ LotsOfMetalUpYouAss

  • @armyaviationproud ok there "pro". u probs dont know where the hole is

  • I wasn't even that pathetic when I lost my virginity. I guess some are just natural pros. And also....the guys aren't the ones who have trouble getting it in. It's the stupid females who always fumble around if they are trying to initiate it in there.

  • Mc - love - in

  • A young Leonard Nimoy finally achieves manhood.

  • 21 people couldn't get it in.

  • MCLOVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN

  • I remember saying those exact words back in 2007. It was when I put Halo 3 in my Xbox for the first time... =/

  • @LotsOfMetalUpYouAss It happened again for me with Halo Reach

  • lol he looks kinda like this dude i knew lol

  • He was only 17 when that scene was filmed, his mom had to be there, lol

  • This is what fernando torres will say when he finally scores

  • hahaha those facial expressions are hiarious!

  • My reaction when the habs score a goal

  • why does every video i watch link me to this ?

  • my text message tone...

  • thats what i said when i put my cod disc in

  • And those were pretty much my same words for my first time...in my head lol.

  • achievement unlocked

    "explore new worlds"

  • @elasolezito haha

    

  • this is what every boy said after first getting that first bomb wet tight feeling!!!!!!

    FUCK YEAH BITCHZ!!!! THUMBS UP!!!!!!!

  • @ddduuuhhh is this a comment?

  • who else thought thiw was awesome! lololololol

  • lol the first time i did it i said the same thing, in my head though haha, im sure everybody did, its the moments you have waited all of your life for lol.

  • @psyfertech Naaah... cause you still have to knock to the backdoor then.

  • Damn there are a lot of 25+ year old virgins out there...lol shitty deal bro

  • @dr1345 Wow, your gay

  • 3-9 for epic face buttons :D

  • I'd split that bitch in half.

  • Worst thing in the world to wake up to....

  • @videogamenostalgia LOL, thumbs up for that mate.

  • the girl said "is it in?" to 17 people

  • in real life he says the same words, only there is a huge nigger standing behind him.

  • mcLOVIN RIPPED

  • #fact his mother had to be in the set when they were shooting the sex scene

  • Thats what he said, LoL.

  • I like how his eyes light up like he had an epiphany.

  • thats what he said to me last night :o OHHHHH

  • is anyone else getting this in their recommended videos a lot when watching Sopranos clips?

  • I lost my viriginity at 19 and Im a dude ! Is it Wierd ?

  • @BigBitchesCarHouse lol dude, i', 23 n i've never been laid. so no not weird lol

  • @tomasbermea Bro I feel u ! but seriously Jerking off is not enough after a while ... u need the real thing. Im not ashamed to say that i was an Internet Porn addict but then I wanted the experience a real girl

  • @tomasbermea That is fucking weird dude. Find yourself some vagina. Trust me on this, your life will change dramatically. Got me some when i was 18 and never looked back. You're missing out.

  • How did I end up here?! XD

  • The most important lines in cinema history..

  • hahahahahaha classic mclovin

    

  • Press 4 and 8

  • thats what she said

  • I say this everytime I put a brand new video game in my xbox.

  • @IHIoMiCiDe what a moron

  • Cool story bro, tell it again

  • damn i am 25 and i've still not said those words.

  • @deicide663 BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @deicide663 yep, 21 here. not ashamed though ;) 

  • @KongBeats2011 ahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaha­h fucking virgin

  • @MiiNDLeSSMight im sorry, your trolling efforts have failed. Please proceed back to your vidya games :) 

  • @KongBeats2011 ur still a virgin

  • @MiiNDLeSSMight ok, we know that already, lol. Give up man XD. 

  • @deicide663 ahahahahahah fucking virgin

  • @deicide663 Dude, go get some. You can do it.

  • @deicide663 Join the club.

  • @deicide663 xD virgin

  • @deicide663 I haven't either. And half the interent truthfully hasn't either.

  • @deicide663 me neither, mate.

  • @deicide663 damn lol

  • @deicide663 hahahahahahaa

    hahahahah

    hahahahahaha

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