@666BrotherofMetal I'd be careful, the "hood" is propably after you. but not after watching preteen anime. you know your not a teenager when you dont even know what entai is
@gwap4008 Lol, big bad "gangsta" standing outside a libreary? hahahahaha nah your not. You be a bunny wabbit with a bad temper. Sit the fuck down before you fall down you nonce.
@gwap4008 too funny. I got tail just twice and im 16 and im from the north and thats a good place to get some. i know friends that did it when they were 13 and they didn't fuck 20 girls. like i said below you probs dont even know where the hole is or never popped a cherry. PUNK
@smorepie i think 20 girls is possible for him i was raised in the hood too im 16 and i had sex wit i think 8 girls be more skanky there prob why me and all my alot of my niggas got kids i would say its really easy all you do is go to a party and you goin find a girl thats wit the dick
@gwap4008 You're the worst troll I think I have ever had the displeasure of meeting. You make the illiterate homeless guy on my street corner look intelligent. Have fun with your sad ass life.
I prefer to play war games, which are actually very common, than watch some retarded kids cartoon. Aren't you suppose to be in bed if it's past 10pm? It's getting late for someone your age.
I'm starting to think you're a troll (or just VERY stupid), anyway I'm done arguing with you. You can hardly spell any words correctly, you don't make any sense whatsoever and you're clearly a stupid kid who keeps lying over and over again. Every single things you wrote is plain dumb.
You'll never get a partner, unless she has some kind of fetish for morons like you. Go jerk off to your hentai now, boy. Once you're done, please take a gun and shoot yourself in the head.
No women would want to be with an idiot like you, keep dreaming. I took a look at your channel an hour ago, you're a fan of Naruto right? Why don't you just go watch these childish cartoons and shut the fuck up?
@gwap4008 HAHAHAHAAH you mispelt "suck", "friends" "dollar" "mother", "bitches" need I go on?. Oh look at that "are you hard enough?" The question is, without your pussy little pistol, are you?
Hahahaha yeah, you can stop lying now matey, we all know your using the internet in the library because you're too poor to have it at home. So don't lie. :)
@gwap4008 u seem lika dumbass nigga wit yo shitty ass gramma. Seriously retake English, if you're even in high school yet, you look like an illiterate dumbass.
Does your mom and dad know that you're typing profanities on their computer? Be careful, they might ground you.
And no I'm not going to meet up with you. I don't live in the US, I have more important stuff to do than meeting a moronic 17 years old kid who will probably fail miserably at life.
If you know so many people in jail, why don't you go join them? I think you would go well with them. Who knows, you might finally get a lover while you're there.
Can't you see that no one takes you seriously? God, you're so full of shit and pathetic that you put humanity to shame.
Please go kill yourself and stop flexing your internet muscles, because clearly you don't intimidate anyone. Nobody is intimated by a stupid kid like you.
I chat with many people online and I've had my share of arguments with idiots, but you beat them all. Congratulations.
Are you trying to sound tough with that shitty spelling of yours? You probably didn't even make it past third grade. I bet you're just a kid who still live with his parents typing bullshit on Youtube thinking that people are stupid enough to believe you.
Grow up, shut the fuck up, go do your homework and get a job.... Useless idiot.
Yes, he would rid us of his stupidity. I just read a paragraph that he wrote, mocking you on how you misspelled one word...How ironic. He can't even write 3 words in a row without making any spelling errors.
I think we should stop making fun of that retarded kid, he might shoot us with his "simga 9mm"...Oh right, that's just another meaningless threat.
(It's actually a Sigma 9mm but he's too stupid to write it correctly).
I wasn't even that pathetic when I lost my virginity. I guess some are just natural pros. And also....the guys aren't the ones who have trouble getting it in. It's the stupid females who always fumble around if they are trying to initiate it in there.
lol the first time i did it i said the same thing, in my head though haha, im sure everybody did, its the moments you have waited all of your life for lol.
@tomasbermea Bro I feel u ! but seriously Jerking off is not enough after a while ... u need the real thing. Im not ashamed to say that i was an Internet Porn addict but then I wanted the experience a real girl
@tomasbermea That is fucking weird dude. Find yourself some vagina. Trust me on this, your life will change dramatically. Got me some when i was 18 and never looked back. You're missing out.
@G61320US i still say it to this day. lol
dannycnoble 2 hours ago
My Names Andrew Slater, i'm proud i'm vagly related to Officer Slater :D
AndrewJohnnySlater 4 hours ago
Nerds don't get laid. This is so unrealistic.
schooltrashers 1 day ago
@schooltrashers hey man everyone has their day
Xdeser1 2 minutes ago
@Xdeser1
True.
schooltrashers 17 seconds ago
Wow, a lot of people are confessing to saying this when putting shit games in their consoles.
TenWhoWereTaken 1 day ago
John fucking Egbert
emo1avengedrocker 1 day ago
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cuntingham54 1 day ago
with her facial expression, im guessing it either didnt went in, or its just too... uhm... pinly?
JokesOnYah 1 day ago
@JokesOnYah You better check your tone girl
HeX009087 23 hours ago
At the time this actor was 17 so his mom had to be on set for every scene xDDD
sammiwyatt 2 days ago 2
At first I was like 3 then I was 8
POLChelseaFC 2 days ago
Let's be honest how man guy's said the same thing there first time having sex.....
G61320US 2 days ago
@G61320US First time I did it I was high fiving my self saying boom you're no longer a virgin.
POLChelseaFC 2 days ago
@G61320US I didn't say it out loud lol In my head I think I did I can't remember lol.
TazzyOpz 1 day ago
Looking at the thumbnail of the video, i thought it was Mad Child from Swollen Members..
donwu212 5 days ago
i still maintain that was her asshole
gdroff 6 days ago 8
The best thing about this movie was McLovin was the only one who got laid that night.
www9311 6 days ago
I liked the part where it was in.
Thebestever441 1 week ago
@Thebestever441 Joke bombbbb
toadman842 1 week ago
justin beiber
Bigfloppyfish123 1 week ago
@Bigfloppyfish123 this is the comment section, not the search engine :D
animalnt 1 week ago 13
that dude creeps the fuck outta me
EdNewey654 1 week ago
That chick was smokin' HOT!!
JMDNelson 1 week ago
My exact words when I put in MW3 in my xbox.
MrOmnisaur 1 week ago
@MrOmnisaur Ladies and gentleman the biggest virgin on Youtube!
POLChelseaFC 1 week ago
@MrOmnisaur *facepalm*
samater16 1 day ago
@MrOmnisaur Modern Warfare is one of the worst franchises in video game history.
TenWhoWereTaken 1 day ago
@TenWhoWereTaken O_O
/watch?v=5hfYJsQAhl0
MrOmnisaur 1 day ago
I face palmed....
Kidz24 1 week ago
He looks like a juvenile Leonard Cohen.
ModernNorseman 1 week ago
Best line in the movie is actually:
Jules: You scratch our backs, and we'll scratch yours back
Seth: The funny thing about my back, is that it's located on my cock.
Roettgerze 1 week ago
It's in
JoeeeUTube 1 week ago
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THATS WAT SHE SAID!!!!
kingofinferno100 1 week ago
what teenagers say the first time they put skyrim in they're xbox
Werpwerp16205 1 week ago 6
My reaction when Torres scores for Chelsea.... Lulz
EnterTheFlea 1 week ago 6
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SashKaLakers 1 week ago
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@EnterTheFlea Or when Ron Artest/MWP scores a three for the Lakers.
SashKaLakers 1 week ago
If this is the best line, I ain't watching it. Thanks for the heads up.
weeweeeewee 1 week ago
@weeweeeewee If you die without watching this, god will slap u!
crispinfrancis1 1 week ago
@weeweeeewee It's not. 'Ghostbusters lunch-box dick treasure chest' is the best line.
TenWhoWereTaken 1 week ago
wtf?
TheTrainIsCominggggg 1 week ago
best line from the movie
fivestringbassplayr 1 week ago
He reminds me of Telly from Kids.
TheMrplayitsafe 1 week ago
my reaction on putting the memory card in ps2 with a blind fold
kennedy072 1 week ago
yeah i still remember when i was still a virgin
Myarizaga 1 week ago
0:04
Where is that vagina? hmmmmm.
ReasonDefender 1 week ago
WAit, if its in then why hasn't his voice gotten deeper?
hazza3 1 week ago
@KingOfKingz819
make that 31 people now.The bastard
cbikin1990 2 weeks ago
is it really in?
yonikruvi 2 weeks ago
That's what your mother said :P Too soon?
xN1kosGRx 2 weeks ago
@xN1kosGRx no it was too late.
ekie18 2 weeks ago
creepy
AsanteKwabena 2 weeks ago
Whats in there a shark or....oh.....
Leonkennedy098 2 weeks ago
IS IT DOE?! IS IT?
Twistvenue 2 weeks ago
Fun fact. His mom actually was there when he filmed this scene.
BBoyPhreshershist 2 weeks ago 15
@BBoyPhreshershist Scary...
TheRitchardgaleHater 2 weeks ago
@BBoyPhreshershist Hot
slade6alpha 2 weeks ago
@BBoyPhreshershist
Wow I came here just to comment that lol. Yeah I am bored.
theAYLEEYUN 2 weeks ago
Dude that is just about the hottest pick up line ever lol
BlueRazor69 2 weeks ago
oh my God it in ups mised :0
Blacksyndikate95 3 weeks ago
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ModernNorseman 3 weeks ago
Bill Gates... yesterday. With a baby.
SunnyLovetts 3 weeks ago
25 people got cock blocked by Officer Slater
KingOfKingz819 3 weeks ago 162
25 people have never gotten it in.
jw870206 3 weeks ago
i get it innnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
andasin 3 weeks ago
all of us know, everybody thought this the first time
MethodWive 3 weeks ago 3
That's a great fucking line man, great acting!
SuperSikNasty 3 weeks ago
This what I say every time I put a USB in without looking.
patsaBK 3 weeks ago 496
@patsaBK
HAHA! :)
madhammudeux 3 weeks ago
@patsaBK LMAO!
Meatwad864 2 weeks ago
@patsaBK that is genuinley the funniest thing i've ever read on youtube.. thank you
TheRmcmufc 1 week ago
Thanks to your comment, my computer will play this .wav when i plug anything into the USB port lol@patsaBK
BBnanner 16 hours ago
@patsaBK and for some fucking reason its always on the third try...
kimvlaar 1 hour ago
boy- its in! oh my god, its in!
girl- it feels good when my dick's inside u, doesnt it. hehe
boy- oh yes it does.
guy outside window- OH FUCK! (Pukes on the ground)
asia45429 4 weeks ago
can you imagine what it'd be like if Chuck Norris is saying these words ???????!!!!!!!!
OMAS1993 4 weeks ago
I remember the first time I said that ... with your mom
mariohbk 4 weeks ago
@666BrotherofMetal I'd be careful, the "hood" is propably after you. but not after watching preteen anime. you know your not a teenager when you dont even know what entai is
smorepie 4 weeks ago
Nerds reaction to the USB
TheMrmovies1997 4 weeks ago
@gwap4008 Lol, big bad "gangsta" standing outside a libreary? hahahahaha nah your not. You be a bunny wabbit with a bad temper. Sit the fuck down before you fall down you nonce.
666BrotherofMetal 4 weeks ago
I remember saying this in my head the first time lmao
TheEvilelvis89 4 weeks ago
@gwap4008 It's funny because you think you said something intelligent.
No what you actually wrote there is nothing more than poorly written proof that you're an imbecile.
05anonymous50 4 weeks ago
@gwap4008 too funny. I got tail just twice and im 16 and im from the north and thats a good place to get some. i know friends that did it when they were 13 and they didn't fuck 20 girls. like i said below you probs dont even know where the hole is or never popped a cherry. PUNK
smorepie 4 weeks ago
@smorepie i think 20 girls is possible for him i was raised in the hood too im 16 and i had sex wit i think 8 girls be more skanky there prob why me and all my alot of my niggas got kids i would say its really easy all you do is go to a party and you goin find a girl thats wit the dick
stopHatin8 4 weeks ago
@gwap4008 You're the worst troll I think I have ever had the displeasure of meeting. You make the illiterate homeless guy on my street corner look intelligent. Have fun with your sad ass life.
05anonymous50 4 weeks ago
@gwap4008
I prefer to play war games, which are actually very common, than watch some retarded kids cartoon. Aren't you suppose to be in bed if it's past 10pm? It's getting late for someone your age.
I'm starting to think you're a troll (or just VERY stupid), anyway I'm done arguing with you. You can hardly spell any words correctly, you don't make any sense whatsoever and you're clearly a stupid kid who keeps lying over and over again. Every single things you wrote is plain dumb.
Radnick7 4 weeks ago
@gwap4008
Point made.
metalisback 4 weeks ago
@gwap4008
You'll never get a partner, unless she has some kind of fetish for morons like you. Go jerk off to your hentai now, boy. Once you're done, please take a gun and shoot yourself in the head.
Radnick7 4 weeks ago
@gwap4008
Keep it up, your comments are hilarious.
No women would want to be with an idiot like you, keep dreaming. I took a look at your channel an hour ago, you're a fan of Naruto right? Why don't you just go watch these childish cartoons and shut the fuck up?
Radnick7 4 weeks ago
The kids who comment below me suck ass
metalisback 4 weeks ago
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Radnick7 4 weeks ago
@gwap4008
Keep raging kid, and keep writing your illiterate crap, you don't make any sense.
By the way, did your parents drop you on the head or were you simply born with a severe case of mental retardation?
Radnick7 4 weeks ago
@gwap4008 HAHAHAHAAH you mispelt "suck", "friends" "dollar" "mother", "bitches" need I go on?. Oh look at that "are you hard enough?" The question is, without your pussy little pistol, are you?
Hahahaha yeah, you can stop lying now matey, we all know your using the internet in the library because you're too poor to have it at home. So don't lie. :)
666BrotherofMetal 4 weeks ago
@gwap4008 u seem lika dumbass nigga wit yo shitty ass gramma. Seriously retake English, if you're even in high school yet, you look like an illiterate dumbass.
05anonymous50 1 month ago
@05anonymous50
My thoughts exactly...Well said.
Radnick7 1 month ago
@gwap4008
Does your mom and dad know that you're typing profanities on their computer? Be careful, they might ground you.
And no I'm not going to meet up with you. I don't live in the US, I have more important stuff to do than meeting a moronic 17 years old kid who will probably fail miserably at life.
If you know so many people in jail, why don't you go join them? I think you would go well with them. Who knows, you might finally get a lover while you're there.
Radnick7 1 month ago
@gwap4008
Can't you see that no one takes you seriously? God, you're so full of shit and pathetic that you put humanity to shame.
Please go kill yourself and stop flexing your internet muscles, because clearly you don't intimidate anyone. Nobody is intimated by a stupid kid like you.
I chat with many people online and I've had my share of arguments with idiots, but you beat them all. Congratulations.
Radnick7 1 month ago
@gwap4008 You sound mad...
TheDorkySquirrel 1 month ago
@gwap4008 Watch out guys, we got a badass over here.
TheDorkySquirrel 1 month ago
@gwap4008
Are you trying to sound tough with that shitty spelling of yours? You probably didn't even make it past third grade. I bet you're just a kid who still live with his parents typing bullshit on Youtube thinking that people are stupid enough to believe you.
Grow up, shut the fuck up, go do your homework and get a job.... Useless idiot.
Radnick7 1 month ago
@gwap4008 aww getting defencive? Bahahaha youtube can tell a lie by the way the spell. "masterbait" trolololol
666BrotherofMetal 1 month ago
@666BrotherofMetal
He's just a stupid, lying kid. Don't waste your time with people like him, it's not worth it.
Radnick7 1 month ago
@Radnick7 Awwwww but I was having fun! :'( ;) I know dude, he should just take a quick chancer across a railway
666BrotherofMetal 4 weeks ago
@666BrotherofMetal
Yes, he would rid us of his stupidity. I just read a paragraph that he wrote, mocking you on how you misspelled one word...How ironic. He can't even write 3 words in a row without making any spelling errors.
I think we should stop making fun of that retarded kid, he might shoot us with his "simga 9mm"...Oh right, that's just another meaningless threat.
(It's actually a Sigma 9mm but he's too stupid to write it correctly).
Radnick7 4 weeks ago
@gwap4008
"I've fucked at least 20 girls and I'm only 17"
Yes, I'm sure everyone believes you.
Radnick7 1 month ago
how the fuck did i get here from "the sopranos"??
bigfootgunot 1 month ago
And that ladies and gentlemen is why he is call McLOVIN
RickAintStoned 1 month ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA @ LotsOfMetalUpYouAss
4EvaNova 1 month ago
@armyaviationproud ok there "pro". u probs dont know where the hole is
smorepie 1 month ago
I wasn't even that pathetic when I lost my virginity. I guess some are just natural pros. And also....the guys aren't the ones who have trouble getting it in. It's the stupid females who always fumble around if they are trying to initiate it in there.
armyaviationproud 1 month ago
Mc - love - in
nielsboex 1 month ago
A young Leonard Nimoy finally achieves manhood.
JamesDunn1987 1 month ago 18
21 people couldn't get it in.
xxREDleader22xx 1 month ago 24
MCLOVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN
DutchRaver21 1 month ago
I remember saying those exact words back in 2007. It was when I put Halo 3 in my Xbox for the first time... =/
LotsOfMetalUpYouAss 1 month ago 120
@LotsOfMetalUpYouAss It happened again for me with Halo Reach
AlexLong1000 4 weeks ago
lol he looks kinda like this dude i knew lol
oooh19 1 month ago
He was only 17 when that scene was filmed, his mom had to be there, lol
Agoonga 1 month ago
This is what fernando torres will say when he finally scores
Loopy390 1 month ago 32
hahaha those facial expressions are hiarious!
yamumsbum007 1 month ago
My reaction when the habs score a goal
ZackAttack18 1 month ago
why does every video i watch link me to this ?
pahdy93 1 month ago
my text message tone...
richjwoods88 1 month ago
thats what i said when i put my cod disc in
TheBulletBoyuk 1 month ago
And those were pretty much my same words for my first time...in my head lol.
jw870206 1 month ago 7
achievement unlocked
"explore new worlds"
elasolezito 1 month ago 4
@elasolezito haha
MVPxCHAMPx24 1 month ago
this is what every boy said after first getting that first bomb wet tight feeling!!!!!!
FUCK YEAH BITCHZ!!!! THUMBS UP!!!!!!!
ddduuuhhh 1 month ago
@ddduuuhhh is this a comment?
RandomPope 1 month ago
who else thought thiw was awesome! lololololol
69bananataco 1 month ago
lol the first time i did it i said the same thing, in my head though haha, im sure everybody did, its the moments you have waited all of your life for lol.
psyfertech 1 month ago 4
@psyfertech Naaah... cause you still have to knock to the backdoor then.
aydo15000 1 month ago
Damn there are a lot of 25+ year old virgins out there...lol shitty deal bro
ChrisFlipsAlot 1 month ago 6
@dr1345 Wow, your gay
Deejiethefact 1 month ago
3-9 for epic face buttons :D
aws0mizer 1 month ago
I'd split that bitch in half.
bannedfromutube1 1 month ago
Worst thing in the world to wake up to....
videogamenostalgia 1 month ago 4
@videogamenostalgia LOL, thumbs up for that mate.
thagrammarnazi 1 month ago
the girl said "is it in?" to 17 people
evilchimpmunk566 1 month ago
in real life he says the same words, only there is a huge nigger standing behind him.
dr1345 1 month ago
mcLOVIN RIPPED
behindmytrubody 1 month ago
#fact his mother had to be in the set when they were shooting the sex scene
beeb1415 1 month ago 5
Thats what he said, LoL.
Bubblez10055 1 month ago
I like how his eyes light up like he had an epiphany.
tasdik89 1 month ago
thats what he said to me last night :o OHHHHH
sugarfreak123 1 month ago
is anyone else getting this in their recommended videos a lot when watching Sopranos clips?
HillDueceua 1 month ago 3
I lost my viriginity at 19 and Im a dude ! Is it Wierd ?
BigBitchesCarHouse 1 month ago
@BigBitchesCarHouse lol dude, i', 23 n i've never been laid. so no not weird lol
tomasbermea 1 month ago 4
@tomasbermea Bro I feel u ! but seriously Jerking off is not enough after a while ... u need the real thing. Im not ashamed to say that i was an Internet Porn addict but then I wanted the experience a real girl
BigBitchesCarHouse 1 month ago
@tomasbermea That is fucking weird dude. Find yourself some vagina. Trust me on this, your life will change dramatically. Got me some when i was 18 and never looked back. You're missing out.
tkotomy 1 month ago
How did I end up here?! XD
OrganicPomegranate 1 month ago
The most important lines in cinema history..
redshark618 1 month ago
hahahahahaha classic mclovin
sagaisa 1 month ago
Press 4 and 8
SonnyRed420 1 month ago
thats what she said
rkosvr619 1 month ago
I say this everytime I put a brand new video game in my xbox.
IHIoMiCiDe 1 month ago 4
@IHIoMiCiDe what a moron
Mulekinhobr 1 month ago
Cool story bro, tell it again
BroDoYouEvenLift 1 month ago
damn i am 25 and i've still not said those words.
deicide663 2 months ago 245
@deicide663 BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
thebangover 1 month ago
@deicide663 yep, 21 here. not ashamed though ;)
KongBeats2011 1 month ago 3
@KongBeats2011 ahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahah fucking virgin
MiiNDLeSSMight 1 month ago
@MiiNDLeSSMight im sorry, your trolling efforts have failed. Please proceed back to your vidya games :)
KongBeats2011 1 month ago
@KongBeats2011 ur still a virgin
MiiNDLeSSMight 1 month ago
@MiiNDLeSSMight ok, we know that already, lol. Give up man XD.
KongBeats2011 1 month ago
@deicide663 ahahahahahah fucking virgin
MiiNDLeSSMight 1 month ago
@deicide663 Dude, go get some. You can do it.
tkotomy 1 month ago 3
@deicide663 Join the club.
alexkrycek21 1 month ago
@deicide663 xD virgin
TheKIngBP 1 month ago
@deicide663 I haven't either. And half the interent truthfully hasn't either.
Trashcansam123 1 month ago
@deicide663 me neither, mate.
Zipst700 1 month ago
@deicide663 damn lol
O19x20C 1 month ago
@deicide663 hahahahahahaa
hahahahah
hahahahahaha
Maerlimmage 1 month ago
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Vibrenium 1 month ago