Re: @JustineBateman | Old Spice

[KoenigKabelTV]

Seems Legit

[pieboy6000]

I never thought I'd hear this man say "Global thermonuclear war"

[TheEpicDude15]

9 people want to live in a world without bottle-nosed dolphins.

[orangebhuddy29]

NOT THE BOTTLE-NOSED DOLPHINS! D:

[servicetechtony]

Im really not sure what happened, or why im here

[Servallier]

me, because dolphins are a species of complete arseholes :3

[Th3Bl3achmaniak]

That...was...the....last...one­....my....body....cant....hand­le....this....much....of....ho­ttnes...this...much...of...bad­ass....this...much....of...

Oh God damn it: I just have to say it: I´m in Love with him ♥ (Nope: Neither Woman nor Gay)

And i have to admit: He is A W E S O M E

...so after watching all videos....I have to say: I dont have a favourite one...but i think, you guys do understand the truth behind that Sentence while riding a horse backwards into the ocean within an Tornado!

[NjManners]

i guess i should make a copy of the original old spice script....look at your comment, now back at mine. Now back at your comment, NOW BACK...oh shit wait. if i cover my penis in toilet paper it looks like a ghost. Brb

[MetalCore242]

okay i have litterally just posed this on facebook before watching this video

[nameunavalabe]

how dare you justine? a world with out bottle nosed dolphins? thats sick

[TheFemaleIcelander]

@nameunavalabe i know right?

[EmeraldBloodify]

LOL MY NAME IS JUSTINEEEE AND I SQUEALED EVERYTIME HE SAID MY NAMEE :D

[Simonsevillerocks1]

wait....what happened to the world peace you mentioned? It suddenly turned into world nuclear war....whatever, if Old Spice says it, it makes sense XD

[rathjohn]

Jesus Christ is a Texan! I know this because I saw him in San Antonio selling roses at a freeway off-ramp!

[daedra40]

DOLPHINS MUST LIVE

[408RAM1R3Z619]

JAJAJA WTF?!

[emokid0100]

This comment is now diamonds!

[MizSushiKitten]

omg he said my name :)

justine

[AlphaMusicGroup1]

HE SAID BACON, HE IS NOW OFFICIALLY A GOD LOL.

[lgr1991]

uck living in a world with no bacon or bottlenosed dolphins

[ShockedLogic]

I vote  you as the next Billy Mays

[19ShadowWarrior98]

lol "then their would be a world war over Old Spice and bacon"

[Akosuaification]

Shame on u justine for hating bottle nosed dolphins....

[Gregavision]

8 people hate bottlenose dolphins.

[fireball9020]

Well if a black hole sucked up the world and bottle nose dolphins then it wouldn't matter cuz we would all be dead...

[ITSDeonTM]

I would say Chuck Norris, Old Spice Guy and The Most Interesting Man in the World should make a commercial together, but I do like my head in working condition.

[BACONSTR1PESHD]

@ITSDeonTM and liam nesson

[IgnusDementus]

@ITSDeonTM you forgot about terry crews

[Winxgurl1996]

LOL! Your videos are effing hilarious. SAVE THE BOTTLE NOSED DOLPHINS!

[TheBoochan82]

I WANT MY BACON.

[TerraUndefined]

This commercial makes me love bacon 80% more.

[wangtang32000]

that's right, ppl. never divide by zero!

[SouthernersSax]

His logic is flawless.

[jamesipher]

i think The Chuck Norris, and the Dos Equis guy should have an old spice commercial

[kellenbattles]

The dislikes are 7 bottle nosed dolphins that got sucked into a black hole.

[crysisgamefan2]

lol bacon

[larssonk22]

I googled "Justine Bateman" looking for info on Jason Bateman (the actor) wife, and this came top

[legodawg0088]

7 people want to live in a world without bottle nosed dolphins

[JetFire2012]

Yeah Justine. Who wants to live in a world without bottlenose dolphins? Seriously.

[Dibxmonkey]

Disapproving scowl 8(

[uiruu]

so who exactly is the most awesome force in this world?

Jesus? Chuck Norris? Sylvester Stallone? Old Spice Guy? Most Intresting Man In The World? or Dr. Cox from Scrubs? This is the eternal question.

[TheMASTERCHIEF55555]

would useing too old spice be harmful

[Condus34]

Wait what..... World peice.... then a nuclear war??

[EcakCake2]

Mallory, get off the phone.

[ritchie2225]

Look at your comment. Back to mine. Back to yours NOW BACK TO MINE. Sadly, it isn't mine. But if you stopped trolling and started posting legitimate crap it could LOOK like mine. Look down, back up, where are you? You're scrolling through comments, finding the ones that your comment could look like. Back at mine, what is it? It's a highly effective counter-troll. Look again, MY COMMENT IS NOW DIAMONDS. Anything is possible when you think before you comment or post.

I'm on a Mac

[dylarmania]

@ritchie2225 Well done, ritchie. Well done.

[watson956]

I seriously want to meet whoever writes this stuff...........

[XxCRAZYDAIxX]

is it me or does the old spice guy say the most randomness stuff??

[LegitRSguy]

you sir are a humanitarian

[imaznfoo]

Could easily be one of the best responses.

[TheIntenseness]

Very modest ;)

[lol4meh]

tl;dr

Who wants to live in a world without bottlenosed dolphins?

[Phddiddlee]

Look at your comment, now back to mine. Now back at your comment now back to mine. Sadly its copied and pasted, but if you stopped doing so and started posting your own comments it would be funny. Look down, back up, where are you? You're pressing control C, wishing you had the brains to think of that hilarious comment. why did you post it? Back at mine, it's a reply saying stop looking for thumbs up. Look again the reply is now diamonds. Anything is possible when you think of your own post.

[MrJay50jay]

@Phddiddlee

Oh the irony that that is a copy and pasted comment... Old Spice guy does not approve.

[Phddiddlee]

he came to calgary and i got to party with him at a club, i have never felt so inferior to anyone every,

[IsaiahDayTV]

MY NAME IS ISAIAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Superkaiju]

...what the fuck? im confused yet...i dont know...

[randomguy546]

the bottle-nosed dolphins just came.

[atycg2]

SAVE THE BACON!

[Yzaklover]

I wonder if he makes up his own lines... either way he's three things, hot, awesome, and hilarious!

[soonerbraud]

@yahmesonyahmes I was thinking the same thing!!! I LOVE OLD SPICE MAN!!!!

[ashurathesadxhacker]

Justine Bateman is Justin Biebers real name

[littshepkid]

justine masterbating?

[HeavyPedalist]

omg dat da best one i seen

[KelLorien]

can't stop watching these... only 150 to go.

[yahmesonyahmes]

did he just make a hitchhiker's reference? cause if he did i'm in love

[RoseHeart1234]

I am a girl..And I use old spice.

[LordSia13]

@RoseHeart1234 Which makes you manlier than 99,99% of the Earth's male population, not counting animals.

[furyaLOL]

true

[CartoonFreaky]

FAV.!!

[inuyasha54325]

Imagine all the face of the beggin strips dog when the worlds supply of bacon is gone.

[SethGibbs]

Good thing that Israel has one of the largest ratios of bacon producition to bacon consumption. They probably have a huge supply of Old Spice - hence the constant wars...

[lupENDboy]

Isaiah did do a movie.

:D He wasn't funny in it, he was serious. and it wasn't a big motion picture, just a short movie.

:) I can't remeber the name though.

[Mikeybetts]

wait, what...?

[800015934]

Forget the dolphines! I'm saving my rootbeer!

[TheOriginalJellicle]

If everything was sucked into a black hole, Old Spice Guy would go along with the bottlenosed dolphins. Sod the dolphins, who wants to live in a world without the Old Spice Guy?

Unless his abs make him resistant to black holes, of course. In which case the global thermonuclear war can go ahead, just as long as YouTube continues running so I can watch more of these. I'll just sit here and drool while the world ends. It's all good...

[rock3tcat]

Screw ads, he should do movies! :D

[rypeTmato12]

he's right! what kind of world would this be without bottlenose dolphins!?

[MissNatie122]

lol, i love this guy !

[berylbyrd]

Pork Bacon ND Old Spice???

[TheJustinebateman]

HOLY SHIT! The old spice man actualy reponded to my totaly real tweet!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'll be a bottle nose dolphan! OMFGOMFG

[hellow533]

@TheJustinebateman poser

[jonysiguel]

@TheJustinebateman he is d man, kno wat i mean, lol

[MrVirrus]

1270 Bottle Nosed Dolphins liked this video.

6 of the villains from "Captain Planet and The Planeteers" disliked this video.

[cylobaby]

Actually, the bottle-nosed dolphins would all escape, leaving behind only the cryptic farewell in dolphin language, "So long, and thanks for all the fish."

[magicsoapbubble]

are you guys sure jesus is white?

[kennu7776]

@magicsoapbubble Actually Jesus isn't white , he is more like a muslim.....

[larssonk22]

@kennu7776 ....you know muslim isn't colour, it's a religion. Jesus was Jewish.

[121hype]

@kennu7776 jesus was jewish

[ForestTowncomms]

@magicsoapbubble Yes. Jesus isn't nearly this awesome or manly.

[th3gigglyboy]

@magicsoapbubble yea im pretty sure he is.

[TheChrissy473]

@magicsoapbubble Jesus isn't white. He's Jewish.

[ThomasD72468]

@TheChrissy473 Jesus is Mexican. I saw him at Staples. He was buying a three-ring binder. Don't know why. Probably looking for a job. I'm guessing his resume' is lacking in some areas. Taco Bell for 3 months? Really?

[cheezmasterz1103]

@TheChrissy473 Jewish isn't a skin color... >.>



[MAXIMILLIONtheGREAT]

@magicsoapbubble if hes Jesus i think i just became christian...

[InuYashapwnsall]

6 people want to live in a world without bottlenose dolphins.

[shaolin254]

who wouldnt wana live in a world without bottlenose dolphins?

[davidjyx123]

man the dislike bar is like the size of justin bieber's dick

[darklordsigara]

hes so smug that smug is now diamonds

[uhhh54321]

Mallory!

[hodoboc]

Seriously, Isaiah - you should do ads for more products. It would be awesome!

Just imagine something like:

"Snickers - get some nuts, ladies!"

"The Doritos are now diamonds!"

"Where are you? You're in a McDonald's with the employee who served you a Happy Meal which he packed with his own hands, while asking you if you want fries with that. Look again: the hamburger is now calories!"

"Look at your computer, now back at me. Sadly, your computer is not me. I'm a Mac. Your PC is now virused!"

[crelady]

@hodoboc That's hilarious!

[lijluvr356]

@hodoboc I'm snickering at your Snickers commercial already.

[cotton1983]

@hodoboc Look down, now look up. Your Mac still sucks. Stop crying and get a real computer.

[icefire4114]

@hodoboc love the last one :)

[Judgementxxx]

@hodoboc LOL at the PC Mac one.

[sivaarar]

@hodoboc Look at your computer, now back at me. Sadly, your computer is not me. I'm a Mac. Your PC is now virused!" LOLOLOLOLOL

[KLJNHBUINOILNO]

@hodoboc you DO know that a Mac IS a PC right?.... sadly your computer is a mac, end of story

[851852093114208513]

@hodoboc "Look at your mac, now back at me. Sadly, your mac is like a closed-network, overpriced, less versatile version of me, but if you sold your mac for half of what you paid for it you would have enough for a modern PC like me that would remain up-to-date for the larger part of 2-3 years before adding more RAM or an updated video card. Look in my hand; it's the money you could save by not blowing an obscene amount of money on a shiny monitor with a piece of fruit on the back."

[mrdrprofmack]

@851852093114208513 WIN.

[Twitboy3000]

@hodoboc But wait! I already have a mac! HaHa your point is now void!

[xxSyphenxx]

That.. was epic beyond comprehension..

[stevel920]

I could imagine a war for Old Spice, The French would remain neutral.

[dinocubfan]

@stevel920 no, they would surrender 4 days in!

[myuzeefreak]

@stevel920 along withe Swiss lol

[subwayeatn]

the 6 people that dislike this video want a world with no bottle nosed dolphins.

[xceis]

wow... he somehow linked advertising to bottle nosed dolphins... He's fucking awesome

[dytryn09]

hahahaahahaha "a population explosion" 

[VTPPGLVR]

A world without bacon?!? NNNEEEEVAAAAHHHH!!!

[Alexander1358]

THE 6 PEOPLE! THAT UNLIKE THIS VIDEO, ARE LESBIANS OR STRAIGH DUDES WHO DOESNT TURN STRAIGHT OR GAY FOR THIS DUDE !

[snufleufugus]

I do. man, fuck bottle nosed dolphins

[TheRandomMexican619]

6 people wanna live in a world without Bottle-nosed dolphins

[efwiz]

Justine is such a bitch.

[kokeshigirl101]

The way he looks at the camera after he's done talking makes me feel like I just did something bad XD I'm sorry shirtless old spice man ;A;

[Melee224]

It awesome how he keeps refering to bacon!

[theandysill]

Also a shortage of fried chicken.

[killmeeyes]

The five people who disliked this video turned into diamonds and since then nobody dared.

[Mikeybetts]

@killmeeyes

actually, there was four

my bad, i meant to click the "like" button but my mouse was on the fritz

anyway, its a great video is'nt it?"

ps: i was spared the diamonf-ficcation thanks to my buldking man-muscles that appeared after i rubbed OldSpice into my body, causing the earth's temperature to rise and every woman in china and india to instantly become pregnant, all the while i rode a bottle-nose dolphin into the sun while eating 1.3 kilos of bacon.... while i was asleep.

[BMBfreitas]

He is just bluffing...he can turn war in to diamonds

[TheRaincaller]

I think I'm in love with him.... he's handsome, always shirtless, funny (who cares if it's scripted), and has an amazing voice. Ah.... if only I knew your name shirtless, handsome old spice man.

[Interitus1]

@TheRaincaller His name is Isaiah Mustafa

[reigalius2]

NOT THE DOLPHINS D:

[rbellev]

damn, can't argue with that logic.

[dk2player]

NOT THE BACON and old spice

[bamsgirl5]

i think i just orgasmed o__o

[thisisgonnasuck]

he only has 5 thumbs down. Holy Shit.........

[TheGreatMozeek]

Mallory's on Twitter?

[boytwin1]

LOL POPULATION EXPLOSION! I wony why old spice guy!....

[NoNjiMi]

I forgot the question.

[speedlemon]

bacon lol

[Meshakhad]

HOLY SHIT THAT WAS HILARIOUS

[motogpracer87]

@Meshakhad HAHAHAHAHAHA I know I can't breath!!!!!

[Shortys240]

SHORTAGE OF BACON?

FUCK BLACK HOLES

THE BACON

[newlight2music007]

I love dolphins, as much as I wish for the intitial world prosperity and old spice man domination.

[louster200]

Completely off from the old spice guy, but the camera quality is amazing.

[mbyrddunn]

HELLO

[Laoch86]

Really wishes that fools like @DubMartin8 would be turned into diamonds by the overwhelming manly scent of old spice man.

[tajuddin]

i wouldn't miss pork bacon...but turkey bacon i would

[bloodsoldi]

how id it end up at botlenose dolphines?



[Dline8]

@bloodsoldi your obviously not using enough oldspice if your asking that question

[Angelbaby0409]

NOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT PORK BACON!!!!!! WHY OLDSPICE GUY?? WHY???!!!

[jayparrish1]

NO NOT THE BOTTLE-NOSED DOLPHINS!!!

[4everabeliever1]

bacon and old spice, how would the world go on with out it?

[kronos5700]

omg this guy needs his own TV show xD

[Thatguy6995]

if i was gay i would be in love

[artixdayton]

Look at me

Look at the dolphin

Look at me

Look at the dolphin, the dolphins are now DIAMONDS

Look at me

Look at the diamonds, the diamonds are now a BLACK HOLE...

[TheShogun9]

speechless

[WhenJesseGetsBored]

OMG i got old spice body wash now i can smell like a man woah why am i on a horse OMFG this stuff really works awsome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DevastatedX]

oldspice for president

[4lt1v0]

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[AttHole]

I don't want to live in a world without bottle-nosed dolphins.

[ProgressiveBoink]

so.

true.

[HappyGestapo]

Old spice guy should run for president.