SEX TALK?

[piprod01]

Some of my friends are straight too. Am I? Absolutely not! ;)

[NotaTrollTravlin]

Nota answering

(I missed this video makes me wonder how many others I didn't watch)

[xyzllii]

Straight talkin'

[twish1999]

Excellent video Marc

:-)

[AutymnRosa]

Excellent Marc.

[BattlefieldDoktor]

I don't answer that and that's also why I am having no problems with others ;o)

[bCurious2]

"don't answer that"..hahahaa!! Brilliant as usual!!

[SimplyMelissa101]

Hiii Perroquet!! I've missed your voice! Straight, gay, this way, that way.. who flippen cares! Just thought I'd stop in and say hello to you! =)

[Perroquet51]

Thank you Brandie :-)

[Cupidx0x]

This vid really says it all about the hangups/phobias about homosexualtiy in general.

Excellent message!!! 5*s

[Perroquet51]

Thank you Cupid :-)

And again, thanks so much for subbing to my channel.

Marc

[Lethesunshine]

Heehee! I'm glad you're so relaxed in your own skin. I think that's why we love you!

(((Hugs)))

~Mimi

[Perroquet51]

Nice comment, Mimi ;-)

[OhCurt]

I'm having sex with several straight people right now.

I can't help myself.

I have a problem.

[Perroquet51]

By "right now" do you mean as you typed this comment?

[OhCurt]

Well I was also allegedly cleaning my oven.

How sure of any of this can we really be, right?

[DebUSA]

Yikes!!!

[gleegirloz]

I'm not telling! Except I love ya and what is sex.....I transcended that long ago.....;)

[anmoose]

Think we'll need handcuffs?

[Perroquet51]

You will.

(I'm looking for that damned scuba gear)

[anmoose]

Damn! And I was almost ready to answer that, too.

I've heard, from people "in the know," that if you hang around with too many straight people, it can rub off on you. You certainly wouldn't want that happening.....

[PooHunny69]

Sex with everybody I talk to? I'd be very busy!

[45magnumDUDE]

Good to see you around again.

[yescandles]

Just the price we have to pay for hanging around with all those breeders. (btw....is "breeder" insulting?)

[Perroquet51]

Michael, if someone walked up to a breeder and said, "breed me," I doubt that he would waste time arguing about how PC the term was ;-)

[GIZCHOPS]

Great as ever Marc, funny, but with point made! 5*s ;-D

[Perroquet51]

Thank you, Gary ;-)

[dl737]

LOL - Don't I wish - well maybe not everyone. Good one!!

[Perroquet51]

If we could have sex with everyone we talk to, I'd probably be talking a lot more.

[dl737]

Amen brother!! A good way to turn a shy person around :)

[popsuckits]

Had to wait until the youngin wasn't around. I ain't skerd.

[Perroquet51]

I'll have to start rating my videos.

[Perroquet51]

Thank you Rick! :-)

[Perroquet51]

Thanks Bill. I'm glad you see them as nuances and not nuisances. I sometimes work very hard at including subliminals in my videos, such as "Naked Vlog". I often wonder if anyone ever picks them out.

[Lizador]

HAHAHA

[Perroquet51]

*wink*

[BozzieBlessed]

Baahhhh, hhaaahhhh, haaahhhh, this was perfect Marc!!!

[Perroquet51]

Thank you JL! I've been having problems with comments sticking ever since YT played it's April Fool's joke. Now I discover that I can't subscribe to people. At least not to you, I just tried and YT won't let me. I'll try again later.

[realnutty01]

I agree Marc. I want to be a friend, not jump into bed with you. so what ever sexually orientated you are has nothing to do with anyone but you. I love you because your you not who you sleep with. x.x.x

[Perroquet51]

hmmm, am I not the "jump in bed with" type? How about "tie to the bed" type? Nevermind, I need to get out more.

[anmoose]

Just get some ropes.....

[77nova454]

Love your videos and always get a sparkle when you put a new one up.

[Perroquet51]

Kathleen, you are just the sweetest!

[SunnyDazStormyNitz]

ROFL!! 

WE MISSED YOU MARC!!!

[Perroquet51]

Thanks you two!

[peggyisme]

I don't! but heh you wanna?

[Perroquet51]

Hey, why not?

[3CoolKats]

Hehehehe, personally I sub to a very odd assortment of mixed nuts.

[Perroquet51]

From one nut to anutter :-)

[orgel12]

Wonderful !  We know you're not straight, don't worry!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Perroquet51]

I knew some smartass would say that! I should have known it would be YOU! ROFL!

[Perroquet51]

Thank you Duncan! What a nice thing to say :-)

The rumors of me being straight are just vicious gossip.

[Perroquet51]

You stick to that story, Amanda, and I'll back you up.

[RacerAndSwifferCats]

We've been neutered. What is sex?

[Perroquet51]

It's kind of like a hairball, only better.

[YaYaJuke]

you had me worried with that last question.... glad i don't have to answer. love your videos.... wink wink.. love you!

[Perroquet51]

Poor YaYa, I didn't mean to put you on the spot. Were you stuttering and stammering nervously like Marion Lorne (Aunt Clara)?

[Sandguy99]

Bravo!

[Perroquet51]

Thanks for the rave, Brent :-)

[marniespeaks]

have to think about that one.

[PaintedRavensong]

hehehe...fun!!

[bowlingballout]

Nice.

I was recently in a collab with a friend. I wasn't sure what it was going to be about. It ended up with me in his bed. It was funny. I wasn't bothered. It'll be a good day when such distinctions aren't seen/matter anymore.

[Perroquet51]

I'm glad you found it funny. On the other hand, it would have been nice had you been informed ahead of time so you could have made a judgment on whether or not to do the collab. Speaking of which...I'll PM you.

[KimOsh72]

that's it in a nutshell!!  Hi Marc =D

[Perroquet51]

Hi to the sexiest ex-cabbie in the world.

[TubeSkanke]

Love ya Marc!

[Perroquet51]

Ditto, Tubie!

[sign543]

I sleep with everyone I talk to. Actually, I talk to everyone I sleep with. Actually we talk while we sleep. It's called sleep talking. It's kinda like sleep walking without the legs. They have legs, they just don't use them. I thought it was necessary to explain that last sentence.

[Perroquet51]

Lord in heaven! I had less trouble reading Finnegans Wake. Is there a "Skeleton Key to Sign543"?

[BAMBAM8993]

great!

[Perroquet51]

Thank you Brian :-)

[Julsinmaine101]

I dont care either way..you are interesting to watch..Have a great day!

[Perroquet51]

Thanks for the compliment, Juls :-)

[POPARTPRODUCTlONS]

Strait, gay, bi, Who's counting! Well said Marc! Went to a Garden party! Saw alot of people there, that's when I came to a conclution! It's alright now, I learned my lesson well, you can't please everyone so you gotta please yourself! Keep smiling brother! Dave

[Perroquet51]

Well said, Pops. If we aren't wary of people who try to take over our lives, we may one day realize we had no life of our own.

[longhairred]

Brilliant!!! Oh, you have been missed! Welcome back!

[Perroquet51]

Love you Marie ;-)

[Perroquet51]

Any time!

[Perroquet51]

I know you can't. I totally believe in the "straight" gene.

[cv1122]

great video Marc. LOL I fully agree w/DebUSA's comment ;)

[Perroquet51]

Thanks :-) Yes, Deb summed it up pretty well.

[Perroquet51]

Thank you CV. Yes, Deb hit the nail on the head, didn't she?

[thizizliz]

Heya stranger! nice to see you out of the tower. You best be careful - we could be contagious you know... you might catch something from hanging out with us straight types.... Ruin your rep and all that.

[Perroquet51]

Ah well, my reputation was ruined the minute I uploaded my first video.

[Beachmama57]

Having sex with everyone I've talked to? YIKES what a thought! Marc you are terrific - proved a good point.

[Perroquet51]

Thank you Marge ;-)

[TheraminTrees]

You held a mirror up to absurdity. Absurdity caught sight of their reflection and groaned as they realised it was more than just a 'bad hair day'.

[Perroquet51]

You set to words, so beautifully, the point I was trying to express. Thank you!

[wintergreen143]

I am so happy to see you again Marc!!! I have missed your videos!!!

[Perroquet51]

Thank you Deb. I'll have to pop into Stickam soon to say hi :-)

[lazmalt]

Bravissimo! :)

[Perroquet51]

Thanks for watching, Laz :-)

[ItalianStallionette]

Great way to make a point!

wanna call me later for phone sex?

[Perroquet51]

Thank you, Gina, and yes...give me a time :-)

[JaYnEsAyZ]

bravo!! *****

[Perroquet51]

Thanks for the rave review, JaYnEsAyZ ;-)

[silverscreamgrl]

Yep, because I'm a straight up hooker ;)

[Perroquet51]

Is that why you went to Arizona? "Working" your way across the country?

[silverscreamgrl]

Yup, more "friends" to make ;)

[RoobyJuice]

The answer to your question is YES! Yes Sir, I do. Intellectually, emotionally and verbally.

That's about as far as it goes.

See now I'm thinking that sounded as though I was implying that I indulge in cybershex with everybody I talk too.

That's not what I mean dammit.

[Perroquet51]

A little beyond Platonic and a little short of physical. It's the best of all.

[anmoose]

"A little beyond Platonic and a little short of physical. It's the best of all."

IS NOT!! Forget that Platonic pussyfooting and get real. Just dive into the waterbed and yell "TSUNAMI" on the way down.

[Perroquet51]

I'd go down with you, baby.

[anmoose]

Bring scuba gear.

[dogpatchdebbie]

hahaha, If I had sex with everyone I talked with, I would think about who I was going to be talking to next, and so on, and so on, and so on, lol

Have a great one!

[Perroquet51]

We wouldn't be getting much else done, would we?

[Jinxie228]

Marc!!!!! So glad to see ya! Dang, I talk to a lot of people and nope not having sex with them either. I love your videos and I've missed ya! Hugs to ya! okay now I need to find hubby and have sex "I mean talk to him". LOL

[Perroquet51]

Thank you Jinxie :-) Do you and your hubby enjoy a cigarette after a long "talk"?

[Jinxie228]

Ahhh no, we don't smoke but I've said many times "man if I smoked I would want a cigarette right now". lol

[freitasex]

It is impolite for people to assume.

[Perroquet51]

Very impolite!

[mysteryglo]

OMG, I just love your videos!! :D If I had sex with everyone I talked to, I would never have time for anything else! I think I talk too much! LOL Good to see you back Marc!! xoxo

[Perroquet51]

Thank you, Judy. It's good to be back.

[fehquig]

Those straight people are EVERYWHERE!

[Perroquet51]

Yes they are and they all want "special" rights! I'm tellin' ya!

[fehquig]

The nerve... Why should anyone be more "special" than everyone else?

[souixana]

the important question for ME isn't if you've had sex with everyone you've talked to but if you TALK to everyone you have sex with. I hate it when, you know, you're having sex and the other person says, are there any more potato chips in that bag? I know that won't bother most people but I find it distracting.

[Jinxie228]

Girl you are killing me!

[Perroquet51]

ROFL! It's a bitch when you're the only one who knows you're having sex, isn't it?

[sprichbeeke]

Great vid!...true...clever...

Love the "economy" of visual and text!!!

[Perroquet51]

Thank you beeke :-)

[Perroquet51]

I don't know why this got spammed and I can't seem to un-spam it :-(

[anmoose]

The trained monkeys have been made aware of the dysfunctional un-spam button. However, I believe they'r all off for the weekend talking and having sex.

[Perroquet51]

fuckers

[Bikermom69]

Welcome back Perr. I missed you terribly!

[Perroquet51]

Thank you, Sue :-)

[DelisaProductions]

As long as you're fully inoculated, I wouldn't worry about catching the deadly "Tony Randall Syndrome"

Going into denial and running off with a young girl to procreate.

HA HA!!

[Perroquet51]

LOL, he did do that, didn't he? Fortunately, I don't feel the same need to continue my lineage.

[thebigfatlamp]

i sub to straight people so i can fill my quota and be politically correct. ...god that made no sense.

[Perroquet51]

Actually, it was a perfect comment LOL

[simplymarvin]

haha! You have a very unique way of making commentaries.

[Perroquet51]

Ah, thanks Marvin :-)

[StephStance]

I TRY to have sex with everyone I talk too!!!But no one has been biting lately.

[Perroquet51]

I'll bite ya

[GreatGig1]

Really, Steph?? You trying to have sex with everyone you talk too?? Oh wait...I already know that!! hahahaha!! Ah huh, ah huuuhhh....xoxoxoxo

[mickmusing]

I like worms.

[StephStance]

LMAO...in what size?

[Bikermom69]

Um..I did agree to be your "nasty girl" How quickly you forget. LOL!

[Tobie2]

Hrumph!

[Dlorezzz]

If you do ever decide to have sex with straight people can I be first ??? Please ??

[Perroquet51]

I think you may have just inspired a new video, Dolores ;-)

[Dlorezzz]

Wonderful !!! Will I have to be naked in it ??? LOL LOL LOL

[DebUSA]

What's the big deal? Sex is only a 3-letter word.

[Perroquet51]

Good point!

[ruckersucker]

Did you mean simultaneously? Because , I think that would make me stutter.

[Perroquet51]

LOL!

[MGB1000]

LOL....I want to answer so bad.....lol

[Perroquet51]

Oh, just do it!

[Perroquet51]

Glad I brought a smile to your face, Cass ;-)

[shyone4444]

Great Vid Marc!!!! So VERY nice to have you back... I've missed you!!!

[Perroquet51]

Thank you, Shy :-)

Love you

[bugsinrug]

Hi Marc! Excellent vid. hugs, Chris

[Perroquet51]

Hugs back at ya, Chris ;-)

[saintscoleman]

You have the best concepts for videos. Why do you not have your own television station. You are sexyyyy!

[Perroquet51]

Station? I want my own network! You can be president, OK?

[Lyzbian]

this is awesome!

[Perroquet51]

Thank you, Lyzah ;-)

[TamHickey67]

It's a sad commentary when everything is diluted to sex. I mean, I comment on a lot of gay people's channels as well as straight ones...does that mean I'm a latent homosexual or a latent heterosexual? Great video Marc.

[Perroquet51]

Better latent than never ;-)

[mickmusing]

Some straight people are sexy. But they're always trying to convert me, especially the mens.

[Perroquet51]

I'm a hard top, not convertible.

[mickmusing]

huh. I would have pegged you as hatchback- of the Pacer variety.

[Perroquet51]

You mean short and cheap with a large rear end?

[Tobie2]

Hahahahahahah!

[RiddleSpider]

Michael, some of us straight people do not care if you are swervy or straight.

[mickmusing]

Oh, dear- all this time I thought you were a gigantic lesbian- both you and that hairy girlfriend of yours. oops.

[RiddleSpider]

Ya know, when it comes down to it I have no idea if I am straight or swervy anymore. As for LordTempist, he just does what I tell him to do.

[Dlorezzz]

I would like to convert you and then I could have my way with you.....oops I passed out there for a minute. The thought was too overwhelming for me

[mickmusing]

I hope you have some smelling salts handy.

[RiddleSpider]

My concern is subscribing to people, what if people think I am not a spider? GAH!!!!

[Perroquet51]

My spideradar isn't very good so I've never doubted you.

[RiddleSpider]

Whew! Good, me and my 8 legs are waiting to crawl all over you.

For some reason putting a smiley face after that just does not work....

[MeanBlackDude]

Well.....I tr....I won't answer that question.

Video attached...and somewhat related.

[Perroquet51]

Thanks MBD. Yes, it's quite relevant.