President Taft's Secret Pony Brigade

[JuicyOrangeMinecraft]

Maaah

[999jlane999]

791 hate Poniiiiitaa

[toasterjam1]

791 people are ridiculous ponies

[xkayla182]

except ponita, who is a ridiculous pony! lolll

[unlessitsafarm]

CARRRRRRRL

[OniFurdue]

So...Taft was the first brony?

[MKandMH]

SHUT UP Ponita this doesn't concern you!!!!

Love that.

[StupefyConfundo]

I don't really know how you could, but please make a sequel to this! :D

[Lemonaidz33]

faking 3 radio music:)

[PurpleChicka1985]

now now ponies break it up. <3

[BananzaStudios]

I'm using Ponita brand glue, wow he really hated that pony.

[TheCeeintee]

PONIIIIITAAAAAAAA!

[WalkthroughsMadeEasy]

he really should've evolved his ponyta into rapidash

[nikkirocker99]

I love this soooo much I watch it like every 20 minutes!!!

[Kyattz]

790 people are all Ponita ponies!

[Nowinski96]

shut up ponyta, this doesn't concern you!

[ellabella624]

i hate you sou soo much ponyta

[noregrets92]

he kinda talks like cartman.

[TheAmazingKrols]

"GOD I hate you so much Ponyta!" hehe LOVE IT

[smittenkitten92]

life goal- be as rebel awesome as ponyita <3

[ixTreeFiddy]

I think he hates Ponyta almost as much as SOPA.

[XXBL4CKXM4GICXX1]

GOD I HATE YOU SO MUCH PONYTA.

[jordinyc]

And all this time I thought ponies were small horses when in reality, they're sheep. Sheep that make sheep noises. You learn so much on YouTube.

[Gemanite55]

Please vote down comments that are just the punchlines.  Thank you. *signed* Everyone.

[RyanSpringyah92]

oh god i hate you so much ponita..

[dominickjohn3]

PONITAAAAA!!!!!!!!!...........­........



[WholesomeBurn]

Transcribe audio: dot probable media attention loans

Real video: Oh come on ponita, are those tattoos?

[D3FECTIVESQUIRREL]

He reminds me of cartman

[livelifelovedie1]

@D3FECTIVESQUIRREL But MEMMM XD

[571Zidder]

I hate you SOO MUCH PONYTA! XD

[PepsiXplosion]

ponyyyyyyta!

[MrLiam123]

Whenever Ponyta ruins my Pony Brigade I experience this TERRIBLE SILKY EMPTINESS

[Fredfredbug4]

Fun History Fact: Taft actually had a private collection of horses and got a few tickets for speeding on the road with them as president!

[PurpleChicka1985]

this is the best thing ive ever seen xD<3

[wolfmanlund]

Ponyta just got her cuitemark <3

[Helldiver450]

Ponita's mark isn't a tattoo. That's just her cutie mark. Why it's written in Chinese, I'll never know, but I guess her cutie mark has something to do with being good at making awesome Toshiba laptops....

[Helldiver450]

BRONY TIME!

Thumb my comment.

[racheybaby99]

@Helldiver450 gah, you bronies are everywhere...

[adamgener]

@racheybaby99

this is a video about ponies. what did you expect?

[DoTheBobSaget]

Sounds like something Cartman would say.

[sjslockit11]

They are not tattoos they are cutie marks!

[Megido]

If Cartman were president.

[FissionMailed21]

...what

[DoctorLazers]

I came in here to make a brony joke. I am sorely disappointed to find that others beat me to it... repeatedly.

[snitchsgetstitchs107]

President Taft is a BRONY!!!!!!!

[ferbfan12]

*insert the phrase brony reference here in between two stars*

[justinchensley]

The pokemon is pronounced "Pony-TAH" this pony was pronounced "Pone-e-TUH".

Source - Episode 33 of the original pokemon series / I am a no life pokemon master

[Dugongsrockxoxo]

Lol funny but what is it making fun of?

[thelionkingfamilys]

wait isnt ponyta a pokemon

[coolhwhip49]

@thelionkingfamilys According to an old top comment on this video, Taft later lit Ponyta on fire, and thus a Pokemon was born.

[CreamRocks1]

Ponytaaaaaaaa

[EeveeTheFox]

*Insert clever brony reference here*

[AlterBridgeSaint]

That guy was the first ever brony! XD

[MiseryTM]

@ 1:05 Taft reminds me of cartman.

[Roboyoyo]

what was the what pony the?

[qwertypower9]

*makes obvious MLP reference*

[Jdog13425]

Vice President Faust can help you.

[cjonbloodletter]

Ponyta should just make something of itself and evolve

[PlagueRat3]

@cjonbloodletter into rapidash of course, correct?

[KudoGuru]

Fuckin Ponita..

[TurkeyJerky75]

got that right



[TheAwsomeKrols]

GOD i hate you so much Ponyta! heheh LOL

[ABrogaard89]

Except Ponita, WHO IS A RIDICULOUS PONY!

[comradejenkens]

wierd part of youtube again

[azulkatie]

Poooooniita!

[mattyluvspokemon08]

secretagentbob has some strange views on famous people 1st john mccain and now president taft..

[x3Tonyax]

I didn't think ponies made tht noise O_O

[The3BrunettesOffical]

Lol, Please make another!

[silveRxG]

God, do I hate Ponita. Ridiculous.

[jaaaaay27]

0:00

[Toxicanty]

Bitchin' cutie mark, Ponyta.

[darkarrow7101]

PONYTAAAAAHAAAAA!!!

[411Trouble]

they sound like sheep



[TheLPMason]

Ponyta is a "fire horse" pokémon. Its mane is made of intense flames.

[SuperFoodgeKing]

so, i guess Taft was the first brony *insert troll face here*

[DonLangosta]

Caaaaaaarl~

[mURDERfACE672]

I showed this to my civics class when we were talking about William H. Taft. Now whenever a test is handed out we say, "God, I hate you so much Ponyta."

[iwuvmycalico]

chuck norris haz a pony brigade

[CommanderComeback]

....except Ponita WHO IS A RIDICULUS PONY....god I hate you so much Ponita....

[Watcher2k12]

uh huh, a secret pony brigade hiding out in front of the white house... smooth

[luckylittlepony2009]

awesome

[areurealyreadingthis]

and so the brony kind was born

[J4ckmaestro]

Ponyta's a Pokemon o_O

[nohatersallowed3]

Luv sry. iPod typing sux

[nohatersallowed3]

I -3 ponita!!!!!!!

[AWannabeWallaby]

President Taft = World's first brony

[fatmangomadness]

poneeeeeeeetaaaaa

[brokenlampstudios]

fat = adult cartman?

[oreo4you7]

HAHAHAHAHA.....LOVE THIS....MY FRIEND DOES THAT NOISE NOW WHENEVER THE TEACHER TELLS HER TO DO SOMETHING SHE DOESN'T WANT TO :)

[KittSwagg]

God I hate you so much ponita. you know I lov eeach and everyone of you except you ponita

[CyRixAFRO]

thank you SecretAgentBob

[BallpitMadness01]

GAWD I hate you so much ponita!

[MasterSprite99]

press 1, sounds like gay.

press 3, sounds like he's sneezing.

[Tebo095]

ponita has cutie pox

[keroppiluvver]

"oh god i hate you sooo much Ponita!"

[Anonemuss4x]

this must be how the glue industry really took off

[thecouch3]

Is this what Vermin Supreme meant?

[OfficialA73X]

Sounds like two turtles having sex... look it up... seriously it does xD

[MrAsh12315]

Ponyta should meet Stanley He's real nice

[catsruleyourule12345]

priesident taft should meet stanly hes really nice

[Itsnotacrimesir]

0:38 RACE WAR!!



[bmorekkilla]

kinda sounds like paul from llamas with hats

[iceytoa1]

Why isn't she on Fire?

[kikichan15]

Anyone else hear "Poyta" ? XD

[Mudstarofskyclan]

Little did the internet know, less than ten months later, this would be considered very, very manly.

[Enderschoice]

What do the Chinese tattoos say?

[9gigglegirl13]

Oh gaahd, I hatechya so much, Ponitaah.

[gmantheweird1]

nice to meet you ponita

[bleefinson]

Taft, those arent tatoos on Ponita, they're CUTIE MARKS!!!

but the toung ring is her fault. poooniIIIIIiiiitaaa!!!

[SuperFrenchy7]

pooonnniiittaaa



[deadkennedys909]

Damn you Ponita

[MASTURCHEEF001]

Ponita made the first cutie mark.

[TigressWhite]

Poniiiiitaaaaaa!

=

Caaaarrrrrrrlllll!

[lollipop12362]

ponita should meet stanley.hes real nice >:D

[CRAZYGIRL2919]

me: hey mom im gonna go kill 781 people ok?

mom: why?

me: they are enemies of ponita and the pony brigade of president taft

mom: COUNT ME IN WHERE'S MY SHOT GUN?!?!

[PercyJacksonRox16]

god i hate you so much Ponita! sounds like napoleon dynamite! :D

[tatoodleMYpoodle]

I am president Taft and I did NOT aprove this message!

[orochimaru960]

Ponita? Or.... Ponyta?

[missme0012]

ponita is the ke$ha among the ponies. She is so badass XD.

[xXlucyxSXx]

Ponita doesn't have tattoos.... thats her cutie mark :D

[Ohaipurple]

he sounds like cartman from south park just grown up a lil

[megamormonman3212]

Ponita's extra special talent is Japanese?

[TheOneChriss]

Poneeeetaahh ~

[mellocellojk]

god Ponita, you let yourself go.....

[RavenBirdKing]

your the worst pony evah! and i hate you!  lol

[RavenBirdKing]

PONITA! are those tattoos!

[Unknowns782]

Oh god i hate you sooooo much ponita

[facciol]

Ponita: The first to get her cutie mark.

[KobeConfidence]

@facciol I love each and every one of you, EXCEPT PONITA WHO IS A RIDICULOUS PONY!!!!! xD

[lordvadar17]

I've never heard a pony sound like a sheep.

[MsMineandcrafter]

Birthday win?

[remvampire]

Hey! Ponita has a cutie mark in animal love, AND Speakin' fancy.

[MinecrafterTakem12]

I see a sweat stain on his shirt. Probably he was Running, but failed.

[nate530]

Why hasn't anyone made a parody of this with MLP FIM? :)

[Duec123]

MEEAAAHHH

[HumanDynamite777]

That's no tattoo, that's her cutie mark, she's obviously fluent in both Pony and Japanese? uh, Chinese? Korean? Don't judge my American edge-a-ma-cation; I can speak good perfect engrish

[MartiansfromUranus]

And after the pony brigade failed, the American Government switched to genetically engineered llamas bred for war.

Which also failed miserably.

[ZeroZX999]

@MartiansfromUranus I heard about Project: Llamas with hats. Apparently a lot of innocent people lost their hands.

[Bman135]

@MartiansfromUranus Genetically engineered llamas for war...sounds like Carl.

[supersoccerstar08]

@MartiansfromUranus One escaped the lab....

[reek3939]

@MartiansfromUranus carl was the first of many

[darkheat246]

@MartiansfromUranus You forgot the smart guinea pigs.

[thegreenpikmin]

@MartiansfromUranus only one was genetically able to jump into warfare. Sadly he has left the brigade to live with his friend named paul. and this llama, a psychopath we all love, carl

[MrKillJoy200]

@MartiansfromUranus Thanks to the damn democrats, lol

[battybuddy]

@MartiansfromUranus Even when given hats.

[albinobigfoot1]

@MartiansfromUranus it failed because they only ended up with carl and paul

[1SoldierofPeace]

@MartiansfromUranus

But one specific llama was special...... and by special I mean a dangerous psychopath with a long history of violence. This llama was CAAAAAAAAARRRL!!!

[McfugglyNuggly]

@MartiansfromUranus llamas.... with hats?

[WhatsReel]

@MartiansfromUranus  do those llamas by chance destroy and kill everything and wear hats?

[TheLivingHeiromartyr]

A Pony brigade....Is NEVER a bad idea :O

[ProjecL]

doesn't anybody know it's actually Ponyta lol?

[ArmorWiki]

@ProjecL only because of Pokemon.

[ProjecL]

@ArmorWiki yes and no. yes because where do you think the name came from and no because it would be Ponita if Pony was spelled Poni lol

[Watcher2k12]

i never knew ponies could quack -_-

[Kradiancy]

God I hate you so much Ponita.

[nightslayer78]

ponita.... i see what you did there...

[RANGAYETI]

PONITAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!

[NoJo1917]

I love each and every one of you except Ponita, who is a ridiculous pony!

[GypsyNation]

Is that a tongue ring? You're just trying to make me angry aren't you ponita -> Audit told moore and bruce babbitt angry algebra needed WTF

[MadKingRon]

0:50 what could possibly be stupid about this?

[wert1234188]

President Taft needs to learn how to love and tolerate ALL ponies, including Ponita.

[chocochiplollipop]

1:10 - 1:15

was the background moving !!??

[CloudyFyre]

I love this so much, I almost choked I was laughing so hard

[MandAgoo1]

How does one hide a pony brigade..? And where? And how does a horse get a tatoo..? IMPORTANT QUESTIONS!

[DiamorsX]

President Taft: The First Brony

[DaGoldenDiamond]

@DiamorsX

No wonder he is my favorite president.

[TsucasaElkGSI]

Not as powerful as the George C. Wallas Gorilla Brigade.

[Netminder4Life]

Ponita, I hate you soooo much Ponita

[alex22cute]

aha the way he says ponniita sounded like cartmen from southpark thumbs up if u agree

[iHealRama]

Don't we all hate Ponita?

[WhereInthEworldisweS]

@iHealRama I love Ponita, she may be a bitch but she is a stallion in the sack

[MrRedWaffles]

780 people are Ponitas.

[missllamaunicorn]

I just peed

[linden257]

Some of the ponies sound like sheep

[AlmostHacker]

The original brony.

[six672]

Taft is a brony...he was a brony before it was cool.

[Drainor1]

Ponita was 2 cutie marks?.....oh shit its cutie pox