Assassin's Creed 2: Top 10 Ways to Assassinate People

[donavon]

audio is fucking annoying

[CoolGuy0098]

How do you make the combos?

[Nuuffis]

k1lpikonna sounds like finnish nickname

[UrkieVl0gs]

1:48 - 2:02

I BELIEVE I CAN FLY .....

[axn4567]

You forgot the way where you throw the spear

[F50Italia]

@axn4567 That was only in Brotherhood

[TheReaper2002]

0:34 ...then u walk away LIKE A BOSS!

[dekool88]

i liked these assassinations, until i took a spear to the spine and an axe to the head

[FraggedMind]

#1: VLADED!

[epiclyaverage225]

i like poisoning guards and then throwing money at their feet so all the civilians run in and get owned :D

[transwater]

@epiclyaverage225 do that to brutes so much more funny

[thirdEchilon300]

whats really funny is when you put down money were the guy you poisoned is and all the people getting to money die try it haha

[kagome1ify]

I LOVE to poison the guards (all of them together) then watch the guards flail around like "you..slept...with....me wife...I killl....u.." and then throw a bomb at them and watch them couth and when the smoke clears they die a secound later and the crowds just standing there all horrified and I throw money on the guards in the pile Then say " Heres some money motherfuckers, not enjoy before I poison yew" >:3

[People1234567Hi]

I like to poison a guard close to civilians watch the guard flail around for a second, and then throw money at the guard so it looks like the civilians are attacking him for the money

[flyassme]

notice at 3:03 the guy on the spear twiched

[brettos10]

you forgot 1, when you counter an axe with a spear, it'll break and you stuck both pieces in your enemy

[slankzor]

Both my ears(Headphones) loved this video.

[IamCheekySebby]

I used to be an assassin just like you... until I took an arrow to the knee.

~said this for the haters :)

[vickster8402]

SWEDISHMEATIME MUSIC??? :DDD

[warriorbestow]

No. 1 made me laugh like a laughing maniac.

[ratankevin23]

thumbs up if u were listening in a headphone

[9fears26]

3:01 doestnt that kinda remind you of devil may cry 1 where dante got stabed?

[9fears26]

In revelations you stab a guys face and spin the sword around and then grab it again. Its fricken brutal!

[TheSUPERGTA]

My left ear liked this :)

[NitrosPlease]

"Like some sort of deadly Christmas tree."

How ironic... It's Christmas day.

[There4leonskennedy]

@NitrosPlease merry hoho from ezio:)

[493950]

@NitrosPlease

You have used the word "ironic" incorrectly.

[anhpho]

the women in AC2 are hotter than ACR

[Deserttail]

thumbs up if you liek assassins creed

[ProfessorMetal123]

im surprised the slicing his neck with a broom wasnt on there...

[JaredPStudios]

ive never done 1 or 2.

[stealthking19]

danmmmmmmmmm

[GregTheSpider101]

no ledge kills? i thought those were awsome

[blazejames47]

I wish they let you have a spear or halberd permanently....

[TheProject1177]

i used to be a guard then a poisend guy stabed me in the knee

[truebluevince]

»»───knee───►

[Rishaeel]

@truebluevince Gotten old.

[holdingspace]

no 1 is arrow through the knee

[ilovemyburritos]

step 1. Poison guard

step 2. throw money around him

step 3. ???

step 4. Profit

[Mtierney21]

What about the one where the brute breaks your spear and you stab him with both pieces?

[halo333kid]

1:42 I use to be a guard once, untill I took a sword to the knee.

[ElmertheEmoEmu]

@halo333kid (arrow)

[madman18able]

@halo333kid Be original... There are thousands of comments like yours.

[lolbug100]

@halo333kid come on man its getting old....do u know how many times of gon to a vid and seen this type of shit as the top comment :(

[55nyancat]

@halo333kid lol

[Emoboy12343]

@halo333kid hoi



[br3ach3rs]

( . Y . )

[PopgoestheWiesle]

okay im really disappointed that they didn't include any of the hand to hand combo kills. Those were always my favorite. Too bad no one ever uses them...

[zerone1111]

just NOD AT THE GOD DAMN BIRD!

[Liamdonleesullivan]

i like when in revelations you stab someone with a sword and they slowy fall back and they are grabing at the sword but die. thats my inned darkness

[SuperSidSin]

oh oh ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhh

[sirstroodle]

Yes, his inner demons

[tehorcslayerr]

Going back on these, it kind of sucks without Steve Here and And Larson.

[MrKoala234]

"It's like some sort of deadly christmas tree"

0.0

[MegaDontknow1]

Poison the brutes they look like thier taking someone down and they sometimes bang thier AXES on the ground like a berzerk person........they're thinking of black friday 2012.....O_o

[There4leonskennedy]

Their commentary makes this vid a million times more entertaining XD

[DaHumanSpider]

the first one relay should be when your counter with the spear against a heavy Armour gourd when the spear splits and so on

[jasontheminecrafter]

i might enter 1 i get 5 kills with poison blade assasinate in 5 secs :D



[whatsabolero]

i could never figure out how to effectively use the poison.

[vinline10]

it always takes me 2 tries to poison them

[Odetzun]

kilpikonna means turtle and its finnish

[TheCommenter1337]

The 2 ways i kill

1 nod at the bird

2 put an arrow in there knee

[imajanaeshun]

1:16 Gingerly walking up, OH NO! You become an Amnesia monster! O.O

[Hexbox117]

"it's like some sort of deadly Christmas tree.". LOL!!

[MasterTsutarja97]

You guys comment like fire yet hillarious



[Thecosta117]

Snekutis741 yeah smosh for the win

[snekutis741]

guess what link says when someone says yey legend of zelda came out

he says:

legend of zelda

screw that

legend of link!

[weltenpilgerer]

lol, at number 1 i would definitely put the move where he jumps back a little and stabs the spear right in the face of the enemy

[DiddyKong0009]

I love killing them with a hammer. You can just feel the pounding into their head.

[MRBATTLESTRIKER]

On number 2.If you turn on the slow-motion and turn on much more sound,you will hear the victim's head sounds "CRACK!!!'.

[eagleye2500]

When you poison someone at the end they spaz out like OUGHH (Spaz)

[gso619]

@eagleye2500 dieing people do that in real life too.

[planetpsyco]

#7 looks fuckin painful!

[Virtanen13]

MY Left Speaker Is Forever Alone :((

[Youngninja1000]

Commercial interruption FTW!!!!

[AK47VSM162010]

ahhhh the old top ten :D

[M4CarbineLova]

it's fun when u poison a guy, throw some money at him and all the people start going and picking up the money when he gets up his sword and cuts everyone. But the funniest part is that the people are still going and trying to pick up the money :D

[latioslover95]

my right ear is lonely

[fall0utnewvegas]

this is assassins creed not assassins creed 2

[BULLETH0leProduction]

@fall0utnewvegas are you stupid? this is totally assassins creed 2. Have you even played ANY game in the series?

[LewisObrien1]

@fall0utnewvegas Shup.

[KurasouOtaku]

they missed out slicing someone's throat open with a broomstick, that is THE best assassination ever XD

[HxUxMxAxN]

Ten For the win? Not for those guards. Its Ten Fuck The world.

[mrjli]

Just kill em' with your awesome...

[JakeTheHedgehogX5]

@mrjli TOBUSCUS

[25DoubleK]

@mrjli no need ti finish the sentence

[gljnjo]

@mrjli U RULE WITH THAT COMENT

[Spiritrunner89]

@mrjli Just keep looking awesome...

[Crephanatic]

@mrjli But dont mind him just keep looking that shadow of DARKNESS WILL TAKE CARE OF HIM!

[creeper12858]

@mrjli. gard just saw you and he is gonna shoot you. i cant spell

[XxBLAKOPSBEASTxX]

@mrjli The other got hit by an arrow in the knee so your good

[JokerTheImba]

Wat song 1:37??

[origamifreak101]

2:09 that's what she said

[Dvn1491]

It is me or sometime, I heard it from left, sometime from right ?

[fortran97]

The most brutal way to kill someone is hitting them in the face with the hammer

[maeve641]

still the best AC game out there

[Greavios]

i still think the best is slitting someones throat with a broom :P

[Addejanson]

Where is the broom of doom??

[He4venLiz]

2:06 XD loool

[Hasnat225]

These arent assasinations theyre counter attacks you fag

[StormSnake0618]

@Hasnat225 Counter attack implies that you are striking back at someone due to attack imposed upon you by said person, however it does not imply the people counter attacking said person kills them. However, an assassination implies that the person on the recieving end DIES, in which case all ten of these clips showed the person Ezio was attacking DIED in the process... know what you're talking about before you try and act smart, because if you don't you'll only look like more of an idiot.

[wfmstigers]

eh i think killing them with a broom should be number 1

[hidanone]

just kill em with your awsome

[FireLink525]

Deadly Christmas Tree lol :D

[Roxas6674]

i like the Axe when he smashes the guys face with an axe then just pushes him down

[roadkill123098]

What about the stab and crack? Spear one guy thro the chest break it in half and stab the other in the head! Its my fav :D

[BastardGamers]

Throw money at the ground near guards and civilians run around all the guards, then poison a guard. he will murder about 5 civilians everytime.

[mrcool487]

click 1:08 the look at the spear it comes out his butt

[brocklesnar97]

I Poison a guard and throw money round him . *EvilFace*

[teheedjhs]

on number five for added enjoyment throw money around him and let the idiots swarm him while he flails around

[k1rby33]

Why was this uploaded the 19/11/11????

[terryconnorjack]

@k1rby33 it wasnt it was uploaded 19/11/09

[Mgs4ownshalo3]

any1 else watching these vids to pass the time waiting for skyrim?

[dogshot0410]

im a ginger; i have to do stuff gingerly

[Harpocraft]

Like if you got here from looking up a 10 way ^.^

[darkdrawn]

And btw the spear counter with the Heavy golden guys is the best! You try to spear him he breakes your spear you stab the one part in his face and the other part in his stomach!

[darkdrawn]

Poison some random guy toss money near him watch the fun!

[qnichkabe]

number 1 should be when you fight a spear guy with a spear and when you counter him ezio dodges his stab and somewhat throws his spear right between the guy's eyes..try it you'll see its awesome

[poisonisFunguy182]

i hear one guy in my left speaker and one guy on my right speaker

[rugbyfan0025]

it's all about gingerly

[mrsupersimon9]

i have respect for those guys

[heroiini69]

Finland rules!

[SCIBOY777]

LOL the guy randomly swinging his sword.

[UlqiorraS]

Steve and Larson weren't always here. This(and other vids before and some after i'm sure)is before they existed on Ten FTW.

[TheBriansDenn]

Liked these guys better!

[bigg81ragu]

all top 10 ftw should be by steve and larson....

[Rawrzers100]

1 isnt the worst one, the worst one is an axe to the balls

[arnikful]

i think i never god no.6....

[noob19087]

1:42 the jedi who cant afford a light saber

[TheGalaxyCrusher]

Where the hell is the knife to the top of the cranium!?!

[Pondebong]

These guys are better than Steve & Larson.

[fozzybearFTW]

Lol the poisoned guy was lying on the floor then he had a jizzz moment and died...

[xDariius]

well i like the poison the most

[lalabobjimbenbowen]

You should poison them, then throw money at them.

[Dragonsoft22]

I WANT 1 OF THOSE DEADLY CHRISTMAS TREES!!

[kop300]

Spear to  a horse rider :D

[MyKindaStuff]

THE PUSHOVER WASNT IN HERE! WHAT THE FUCK!!

[MichaelCastian]

Sooo this is more a Top Ten Ways To Kill People - Not to Assassinate People. Only one - maybe two - of the kills on this list could be considered actual Assassinations. Still, the vertical impaling with the spear is just brutal as all fucking hell.

[x35Gambitx]

Or he could gingerly walk by and do nothing.

[blackmesa58]

Steve and Larson or GTFO

[SyediRocks]

poisoned dude is killing demons

[e3kryptic]

Where's the one where you throw the spear into their face?

[Gositinthecornerdumb]

Its fun to poison guards then toss sum cash at them and watch the greedy people suffer!

[nick00580]

numba 5 should be on number 1

[Ask43019]

has anybody noticed when they fall to the ground their bodys pop up

[samshji]

Gotta love multiple gore kills at assassin's creed!

[MrFameSquad]

Why do i just hear more in my left speaker

[MW2king1949]

@MrFameSquad I HAVE THAT TOO!

[MrRoy1234567]

@MrFameSquad cause your stupid.. unplug you earphones a little from the computer, you will hear from both... your welcome

[nju2000]

swish cheese

lawl

[nju2000]

'Some sort of deadly Christmas tree'

That made my day

[meowboy26]

great video man and can you do most fail videos on zombies call of duty black ops :)

[mgimansss]

try doing the grab and kill from # 3 with a hammer lol

[TheClone37]

Try poisoning a large group of gaurds.

Loling for 5 min. Try it

[TECUnicorn]

What happened to the "throw heavy weapon" kill? ...That's one's my favorite...

[shoopdawoop32]

@VT2433 you cant deny steve and larson are much better than these guys

[DarkLordTyphor]

I lold sooo long at the poisened guy randomly swinging.

[blokdeblok]

3:01 and the women in the background just laugh.

[skillZstreak]

Ezios like cold blooded when he hits the hammer in the guards head, takes it out, then pushes the guard down :D

[stijnspoiler]

my top 1 is the 1 assasianation w/ spear vs axe the spear breaks and the he sticks 1 part in the face and the other 1 in the stomach

[MoonSheWolfGirl]

me: mhm. im watching people die. 

[AlexanderRight]

I didn't get to do that last kill until the last mission. I was like "DANG!!!"

[wexx18]

my favorite kill  is killing people with a broom. :)

[villerant]

No kills with the blunt weapons? hammer to the back of the head or the knees. brutal

[Ragkantos]

You forgot the dagger in the skull! fucked up sound when he does that

[fingerboardd1]

thiz iz awesome



[TeenFunTime]

Some of them looked like they were off the newest one that's not even out yet

[Wazzdawg]

number 9 was in the first assassins creed... now thats just lazy.. i bet both of them didnt even play the first one

[skisbej]

/What about the broomstick weapon kill? That should be number 1?

[asteelrabbit]

i did the best one without the slideing down the pole

[burnoutpro15]

Song?

[MrKratosrulz]

Number 7 should be higher. A spear through the ass is just plain guresome. Accordingly one of my favorite ways to kill the Borgia scum.

[TheRasawmenole]

number 2 truely is the best way

[kriskillerX]

1:41 MORTAL COMBAT