Uh... Jungle? All this talk about "getting it any way" and "jungle cat skin pants" has me wondering. I heard that you stole five containers of nitrous oxide from an orthodontist and inhaled them all in under an hour. Anger Ranger said that you ran into the jungle, disappeared for three days, and then came back naked and covered with scratches, babbling about "Gettin' some jungle lovin's with hot lady cougars, hell yeah!"
I agree Jungle is the shit.....who else would have a mustache and say hell yeah like him.......no one, unless you're a damn copy cat nazi with a 12pt IQ who can't even write his own shit and smells like a big wet POOSY......Hell Yeah!
My friend sent me a link to your website the same day I started a new job. I haven't done any work in about week, cause I can't stop laughing! You guys are going to get me fired, and I don't even care!
@Guitarboy675 We even sell a hat that says "Vintage Gash Hunter" on our website. It's been a huge seller... which of course means our fans have really great taste. :-)
PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. xSEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS
"You know how many damn cougars hit on me yesterday?......and im not talkin about no jungle cougars either, im talking about 45 year, old liver spotted, fake tittie havin, sweat suit wearin, pre varicose vains, ex wife of a succesful realist, POOSIE"
can you say " RINGTONE "
Charged329 1 week ago
I will now replace my use of "leather meat curtains" with "vintage gash." Hahahaha! Thanks, AFT! <3
rache1annie 1 week ago
Brilliant, just brilliant!
bigwad00 2 weeks ago
Ya know there are a lot of southern folk who talk this way. Although, the Japanese word for cougars is yunkajo.
freedomwv 1 month ago
Haha
wthjrtx1 1 month ago
thats right tonto SMOKE IT!!!!! :)
bloodbath54321 2 months ago
I WANNA THANK U GUYS FOR MAKIN THESE AWESOME VIDS...YALL R FUCKIN GENIUS
DJ4BAMA1 2 months ago
Vintage gash hunter thats funny as hell
seanfilyaw 2 months ago
You have to get a Action Figure that's a hipster. You have pretty much every other "American" basis covered.
Plus, hipsters are fun to make fun of.
followTylerFN 2 months ago in playlist Action Figure Therapy
I'm talkin about 45 year old, liver spotted, fake titty havin, sweat suit wearing, pre varicose vein, ex wife of a successful realtor..POOSIE!
KyleVol1 2 months ago 6
Vintage Gash Hunt!
caveman73 2 months ago in playlist More videos from actionfiguretherapy
"Cougars, oh yeah!" shirt . . .
helenschmelen 3 months ago
Wow another hilarious video!!
TheWoodcreekFaction 3 months ago
My Favorite one...always makes me laugh
bigorange2082 3 months ago
this character is my hero
kanstyle 3 months ago in playlist Action Figure Therapy
Put that up yer pipe an' smoke it, Tom Tucker!
londoncb1 4 months ago
Funniest thing ive ever heard in my life!!!
vincent333valentine 4 months ago
7 people obviously have weathered poon
busterboymike 4 months ago
Im talkin bout 45 year old liver spot havin fake tittied prevericose vain ex wife of a successful realator ppoosy
cowboyup993 4 months ago
VINTAGE GASH HUNTER!!!! LMAO!!!!
779mppd 4 months ago
Why can't I stop laughing?? I played this 20x
unvmygame 4 months ago
You boys are my only faith in people still having a sense of humor these days. Bravo!
DiamondDJandSound 4 months ago
AHHHHHHHHAHAHAHA! Hilarious!
skillssaysitall 4 months ago
The Vintage gash hunter?! Priceless lol
johnaaron37 4 months ago
I am willing to personally sponsor Jungle's TV show.
TenteixSaigo 4 months ago
Where do I go to buy the hat that says "Vintage Gash Hunter"?
Fonzieallenblue 4 months ago
FUCKING. AWESOME.
UH72mech08 4 months ago
"I ain't talking no jungle cougars neither!"
Uh... Jungle? All this talk about "getting it any way" and "jungle cat skin pants" has me wondering. I heard that you stole five containers of nitrous oxide from an orthodontist and inhaled them all in under an hour. Anger Ranger said that you ran into the jungle, disappeared for three days, and then came back naked and covered with scratches, babbling about "Gettin' some jungle lovin's with hot lady cougars, hell yeah!"
MrHongKongBuffet 4 months ago
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MrHongKongBuffet 4 months ago
Who would spoon an old person?
CrashMonkey24 5 months ago
@CrashMonkey24 Aparently this guy.
cristianalardin 5 months ago
This is hilarious! I love all the therapy!
mintkandi22 5 months ago
The last line is soo freaking funny!!!!
drtouchine 5 months ago
my favorite
SoldierMedicPATMAN 5 months ago
I agree Jungle is the shit.....who else would have a mustache and say hell yeah like him.......no one, unless you're a damn copy cat nazi with a 12pt IQ who can't even write his own shit and smells like a big wet POOSY......Hell Yeah!
Jacob2088 5 months ago
Vintage Gash Hunter...I think I found the name to my fantasy football team!
mlewalle003 6 months ago 3
This shit is hilarious
kyrrn 6 months ago
my bolloni pony XDXDXD
mario41221 6 months ago
POOSY BAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
churchic 6 months ago
soooo fucking funny. can't wait to order my vintage gash hunter hat.
EpicWootwoot 6 months ago
one m0:00re fucking time!
zeangia 7 months ago
"Now put that one up your pipe and smoke it Tonto!!!" LOL
WesOrion 7 months ago
Press 4 for instant characteristics of cougar
leatherneck818 8 months ago
You have made this, my 4th combat tour, more bearable....and for that I say thanks
happysiler 9 months ago 3
lmao holy shit put up more videos with jungle. fuckin funny dude. keep em comin.
jarhead814 9 months ago
My friend sent me a link to your website the same day I started a new job. I haven't done any work in about week, cause I can't stop laughing! You guys are going to get me fired, and I don't even care!
jiggykyftw 9 months ago
The "weathered poon" cracked me up xD I'm still laughing!
Guitarboy675 10 months ago 24
@Guitarboy675 We even sell a hat that says "Vintage Gash Hunter" on our website. It's been a huge seller... which of course means our fans have really great taste. :-)
actionfiguretherapy 10 months ago 20
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PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. xSEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS
FlyingRat102 11 months ago
weathered poon. lmfao.
EpicWootwoot 11 months ago
thats awesome this one gets a techno song done for it man i cant wait to see what other fans do
farmer0420 1 year ago
I'm definitely making a dubstep remix out of this
Dominoes282 1 year ago 7
@Dominoes282 We just posted your techno remix of "Cougars" on our Facebook page. Thanks for making it. It really cracked us up. :-)
actionfiguretherapy 1 year ago
HAHAHAHA vintage gash hunter. amazing.
hokied88 1 year ago
"You know how many damn cougars hit on me yesterday?......and im not talkin about no jungle cougars either, im talking about 45 year, old liver spotted, fake tittie havin, sweat suit wearin, pre varicose vains, ex wife of a succesful realist, POOSIE"
miller7002 1 year ago
PEWsie.
DasBulk 1 year ago
I love them all. Drinking problem is the best. I can't pull myself away from the computer.
patrickdaman 1 year ago
Pooosy! lol
BikZippo 1 year ago
"a show called the vintage gash hunter" hahahaaha hilarious
kto61 1 year ago
This little guy rocks lol
Fonzieallenblue 1 year ago
"Poosie".
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA
cohnwrithe1 1 year ago 45
Honestly, who is the one dislike?
Clayxbmx 1 year ago
Damn, you have pegged a guy in my unit to a T !!!!! ROTFLMAO !!!
ak74auto 1 year ago
soooooooooooo goooooooooooood
MadMartianToyReview 1 year ago
more lmao.
seitenshow 1 year ago
him and snow patroll should hv a joint session
wyrejack 1 year ago
omg who does this voice! I must know him
billyblackattacks 1 year ago
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He is the only one worth watching! AAAAAAAA-mazing
juanaguilera1 1 year ago
one word, POOSY.
bigdaddythunda 1 year ago 2
LOL Fuckn awesome... "Weathered Poon" priceless
artisanofwar 1 year ago 7
Jungle Recon Trooper is the best!
9i8u7y6t5r1 1 year ago
Genius.
RenegadeReviews 1 year ago
HAHAHAHA He said "The Vintage Gash Hunter"
juanaguilera1 1 year ago
loves this stuff
CoolioVids101 1 year ago
LOL
Actionfigurexpert 1 year ago
ACTUAL genius.
smsno1 1 year ago
I know way too many guys like this from when I was in the Air Force. Vintage Gash Hunter had me laughing so hard I thought I was going to pass out.
ughthedestroyer 1 year ago
Woot Jungle recon lmao
farmer0420 1 year ago
lmao! this one is a classic!
sportswolf3 1 year ago
LOL @ :31 Hilarious!!!
DaddyIvo 1 year ago
This dude is comedy gold!
huttwigley 1 year ago
Vintage gash hunter...wow. Jungle Recon Guy has the best monologues.
JBSauce 1 year ago