Chinese Boob Clamp Commercial

[akwlb2]

Lol thats bullshit, it can't push your fat to your boobs can it?

[LinksGirlFriend]

Oh my god I want one.

[arkamedes1]

It doesn't matter if it works or not, LMAO

[dimdem]

They've been doing it for feet for centuries.

[010110010]

THOSE AREN'T BOOBS! THEY'RE LIES!!!!!

[raraaaraaraaaaraaaaa]

I have a natural E.

Problem?

[invencible33]

@raraaaraaraaaaraaaaa men?... if not... what are you doing here?

[PitFire21]

their no.1 problem

[bgyx]

I found this video very easy to masterbate to

[smartchikchick]

I think if corsets can actually move fat from the stomach to boobs, then we'd still be wearing them, regardless of this commercial.

[camillaholmes]

all i heard in this commercial was sushi sushi sushi..

[knotwrite]

I feel like the science presented in this commercial is false...

[SugoiAsano]

If that's what they call a D... Oh god.. I must be...o_o Jesus....

[AV27]

@SugoiAsano Yeah, cup size is all relative. I barely fill an A here, but I'd probably be a B or so in China.

[tikifun360]

lmao

[IngenKimsIngenKOOOS]

where can i buy this ?



[radredherring]

It's great until it's time for it to come off...

[lazer1235]

it turns (.)(.) into ( . Y . )

[agentedelcaos1]

made in china!

[TheDrjackal31]

I want one just so my boobs can make that noise!

[RemyScarlett]

The sound effects MAKE this video.

[laguna111]

what if your D size already... F size woah. your nipples would break the corset

[movciecreature]

Hot

[LoboX133]

xDDD When will this be on sale to the rest of the world?

[kpandrya]

these girls are not virgin. virgin girls in china dont shave armpit

[mark92577]

I don't know why they need a clamp when I could just use my hands.

[vascoxolax]

WTF LOOOOL



[Sophannieta]

Is it considered lying if you use one of these? I almost feel guilty when I wear one of those ultra push-ups from La Senza...

[converseshoeboy]

Great... now chinese woman can go from pecks to an A-CUP!

[jerm867]

I love the sound effect osf the boobs being pushed together..it makes it that much more fun

[aairraa]

where can I get one? lol Not that I need any help

[DouteuxPointOrg]

Robert Brouillette

[LordAnnubis]

Something tells me this will have some weird side effect with years of usage.

[moman007]

I wonder if they have the same thing to make my balls look bigger

[richardkiney1]

They squeezed boobs together 100 times in a 5 min. segment.

[jasojulio]

winning



[1200x2]

keep pressing 4

[dscout19]

I wish every woman's boobs made video game noises!

[nikkileeaz]

@dscout19 I thought I was the only one!

[dscout19]

WInning!

The only problem I have with this thing is the fact that if I took some chinese woman home and she popped outta this thing with about half the goodies she'd advertised, I'd feel gypped. I can go out to nightclubs in the U.S. for that bullshit.

[ryanexpress34]

so once the Chinese Boob Clamp comes off, she's back to a flat chested chick with a muffin top...lame....I hate that women have to do all this fake crap to "impress" men.....when in all actuality, that's not the real them....just like a guy stuffing his pants with socks...once you get to the real deal...you'll be disappointed, or they'll be disappointed...why start off a relationship with something fake...

[Larrington]

fuckin commies!

[jay8166chenyin]

Is this commercial for women or men?

[buckzilla01]

First you are going to need some boobs for this thing to work.

[2slick2stick]

where do i buy this?

[tahonglicker]

YESYESYESYES

[ZEbroHEAD]

магический костюмчик

[nerdygothhime]

lol!

[Speedfreak515]

I would record shows to watch commercials if they were all like this.

[Leslybear]

what the? LOL.

[BSReflux24]

Why is their a funny feeling coming from my pants???

[mscdeschenes]

I want one!!!!!where can we find it?

[GrenouilleViolette]

shbouink ouiknk shboink

[Kwrat5476]

Gosh I love boobs

[alexveldin]

XD nais sound effects

[klownKLlove]

What if they have D's?

[Leslybear]

@klownKLlove  lOL

[KayNdee94]

Where do you buy these?! I need one now. I'm serious.

[sandylovespurple]

@KayNdee94 email me at sandycandy57@yahoo.com i can get them

[ldrumma2002]

I didnt undersand anything they were saying...I just saw boobs...

[scotteb1234]

Very entertaining commercial. Loved the sound effects when they pulled the string.

[Nomorebiscuits]

I watched the whole thing for the glorious sound effects

[alexkim91]

@starima19 uhh no its definitely chinese...

[don114]

ohhh laaa laaa! the chinese man said....

[boleamj]

I can make them bigger also if I use my hands on a girl.

[Allaelskartilda]

IWANT ONE

[TheBare77]

I hope that this corset factory didn't get washed away yesterday in the tsunami.

Just gotta love large-breasted Asian women, even though the real treat would be to find one with natural boobs that're already like that, nice and close together without strings!!

[denyfate]

@TheBare77 Tsunami=Japan. Video=China. Japan!=China. Asia!=One Country.

[Assaulter88]

@TheBare77 That was Japan... This commerical is Chinese... in China... o.O

[camzombie]

imagine that on snookie

[monckey44]

Is that real?

[InfiniteLoop]

Greatest commercial evar!

[d0mmari0]

hply shit..-3

[Jr0ckAkuma]

the body in the grannie panties is definitely a dudes body, notice they don't show the face. definitely a dude.

[scratchnsurf]

I think my head exploded when i realized that this isn't a 30 second comercial but a 5 minute long infomercial..

[kiwitoothpaste]

Just...do some sit ups and buy a decent push-up bra. It looks so cheap.

[rljetsetradio]

oh the epic disappointment that will ensue once she takes that off at the end of the night.

[ChooChewAchoo]

I can't tell if the before and after is the same person because all asians look the same...

[suppxctuff]

Because showing your bra in public is classy.

[AceHatesLogins]

Near the end of the video, did that woman just hand her panties to her secretary or something? What the hell am I watching?

[NazarNovak]

Hey hey hey! Stop fooling us even more than you already do! :(

[DjComplex72]

LOL !

[TD9001]

They had to sift through all of China for months to find women with boobs.

[dmdinteriorsltd]

Awsome

[shifty453]

Works for men too!

[RabbiReport]

@starima19 No, it's Chinese.

[dirtypond13]

why do they make mario noises for the boob clamp movements?

[Pikkuzelikki]

@starima19 ...fail.

[bowerybaker]

why are these mexicans speaking chinese in this commercial?

[MICROBIAL]

I came here, thanks to failbook XD

[Hempus1221]

She is obviously Gaijin

[SheenaJonellMcNaught]

Co zah asy...

[Skyfiresibs]

...So wearing this will magically make the fat from your entire body go just to your boobs? That'll happen...

Oh yeah, that lady has some small amount of chub, she is ugly and undesirable! Really! Le sigh... just thinking that if there weren't any non-stick thin ladies around, what would people do, make fun of everyone not wearing a chinese boob clamp?

[amitj78]

It's science, bitches!

[hiphopguru81]

So basically women get this to false advertise they have nice breasts. This is like a guy stuffing a pair of socks down his pants.

[hemojr]

Wasn't the Cultural Revolution suppose to 've gotten rid of this kind of Bourgeois affectation?

[k0nijnemans]

...Are they implying their corset can push your stomach fat to your boobs?

[mafiaclick86]

spongie bobuh

[capadom]

does boobs ladies come with the order? xd

[erictbrown1]

AHHAHAAHHAH

[Azriel637]

Im sorry but i cant stop cracking up at the sound effects.

[GrimReaper19]

Instant CLEAVAGE!

[AutumnDevi]

Yay! the corset look is back! Now all we need to do is throw all those uppity feminists into the sun and women will be free once again to squeeze our insides into submission for the sake of BOOBIES!

[SrJoben]

I don't understand Chinese...but some of the animations make it look like it's promising to literally transport fat from you belly and implant it in your boobs. What the hell?

[mrskippythesouleater]

Boob clamps? I remember when this was called a "corset." And came from 18th century Europe.

[ArtemusCain666]

EVIL DIRTY LIIIIIIEEEEEE

[legendofzeldafan33]

I want one. O_O;

[JKid67]

I don't know any of the Chinese language and they still manage to bludgeon me over the head with the premise.

[lurker2626]

this is great

[BeeryGamer]

Warning: your boobs will actually make that sound when you clamp them together!

[Atomicslash]

@BeeryGamer that would be bad because?

[AutumnDevi]

@BeeryGamer that would be the one thing that could convince me to buy this horrible thing.

[vid3oman64]

This is either the greatest commercial ever or the greatest commercial ever. I can not be sure of which.

[wtfuserwtfnamewtf]

Truly a marvel of modern engineering.

[abridgedfanboy]

Want sexy lingerie? Want sexism in your female attire? Split the difference! XD

[DivineAnimus]

@ 01:02 - does he say Boobzilla?

[BeeryGamer]

@TD9001 yeah, and that one women doesn't even look Japanese...

[Whanhee]

It's "voila" not "whala". It's French for "TAKE A LOOK AT THIS".

[Tr4Q3r]

Thumbs up if you've been sent here by GordonVanDyke!

[Yazzminize]

UHHH!.SPONGE BOBBLES!

[skyrlopez]

Um.....

[bmxerbold]

I want to turn it off. But I can't.....

[orkamjas]

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[danjamminricey]

send that flab north!

[audveltadmuna]

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