A Fanfiction Reading - Mortal Kombat: Combat of the Shrines

[BohepansTheThird]

I wish I had spear snakes...and maybe Life, the Universe, and Everything Kang as my brother.

[Ronzeru]

I'ma bust my spear snakes all over your face! And throw my flamers all over your buttocks!

[horrorbaraz]

BEST FIC EVER

[anti4kids2000]

What this fanfic is to the first movie is what the GB version of MK is to the arcade version. Or maybe I'm being too nice.

[alicecalendar]

The author of this fanfic obviously used the first Mortal Kombat film as a guide. This is basically a succinct summary of the film

BUTTTTT

But in fanfic form and with some original parts.

[futurestoryteller]

You know it's a troll fic when they use words like 'monocle'.

[druha10304]

i just like the retarded titles these fan fics have , combat of the shrines?

[toba122]

OMIGDUD!

[ichigo6691]

WTF! i am sorry but u suck u suck HARD a cat can do better :-(

[Gamiac]

@ichigo6691 I'd pay to see that.

[mybigyoyo]

to be... conitued?

[FascistFemale]

After reading this, nothing can weep the tears away.

[GothChilde6969]

never attack with flamers! they give you a make-over and talk with a lisp and do "super-secret testicle attack number fifty seven" ouch that hurts.

[erotomaniac]

This is wife.

[blakfloyd]

Made me lol

[EmperorPoindexter]

5 stars I love it

CONITURES

[altaryn2485]

horrible fanfic but funny.............XDDDDDD

[uberOCD]

"To be conitiued!?!?!?"

That makes me lol so much

[kmoodyblues]

I'm convinced this story is intentionally bad, but it's still funny nonetheless. Great reading!

[johnnyshroom221]

I think this is So funny. I love how it said flamers, and of course, I love how Scorpion died of crotch punch

[Caine187]

I love how WATER is supposed to defeat someone who can control ICE lol

[crichton55]

I wasn't even thirty seconds into the vid and I had already thought of about ten thousand things that whoever wrote this could've used to make it actually sound halfway decent. A minute out is where someone should've forced the author to eat his own balls (or the female equivalent) for not knowing how to use the English language. But the neatest part is at 5:54, because that's when it ends.

[darkphoenix2]

dude you think this is real?

[Kimmynumber2]

Ah, hah... that's classic. Well, not really, but you know what I mean.

[AKheon]

A thrilling story of revenge. Wish there would've been a romantic sub-plot or something.

[channelfunk]

That slayed me XD I was crying with laughter the whole way though! XD

[sillygrl23]

Oh geeze, I can't imagine anyone reading this outloud without cracking up in laughter! XD

[spiralsky1]

you can't make this stuff up. solid gold!

[heisanevilgenius]

What do you mean? Someone obviously did make it up.

[sillygrl23]

I love the part where Scorpion died from a "crotch punch" SO FUNNY!

[spiralsky1]

made up as in fake for the intention of humor. Not made up as in created from one's mind.

[BillyGilmansGirl]

I've decided that this whole thing broke out because the hero's muffin did not taste the good.

[heisanevilgenius]

Thanks for the reference.

[drumfreakx]

after reading peter chimaera, bojak, and squirrelking, I thought I was in for quite a treat... It is true that some stuff is so bad that it's amazing.. but this story is just bad.

[elrapido5150]

The coolest thing is that it kinda does sound like something Midway would write for one of their games.

[progresszio]

No Scorpion, YOU are the hell goats!

And then Mystery Boy was a foe.

[heisanevilgenius]

I wonder if you even realize that you're referencing a story I wrote.

[progresszio]

If you are Peter Chimaera, then yes. :D

[doctorjax]

I laughed at this. And now I am off to the forest stage.

[heisanevilgenius]

I just realized you're the guy who did Alien Crisis, which made your comment way more awesome.

[inagartenrules]

I love the way you read this

[therealblackcerberus]

HAPPILY WITH RAGE

[YukiTheLaughingMan]

Ladies and gentlemen, I do believe "Eye of Argon" has met its match.

[Roughneck152]

Forearms man? So he's made entirely of lower arms?

[khold6]

crotch punch. i lost it too. i had to pause the video cause my tears clouded up my vision.

[CubaNectie]

oh snap never have I laughed so hard as I was watching this :D:D:D oh my god. this really made my day. thanks a lot good sir.

[YukiTheLaughingMan]

There's another one by the same author called "Quake Urgency".

[DJNSide]

I literally lmao'd

[heisanevilgenius]

Literally? As in your ass fell off? Are you okay? Shouldn't you be in the hospital?

[wierdboy]

bloody hell goats

[stix45]

BEST...VIDEO...I...HAVE...EVER­...SEEN...EVER!! xD 10/10 dude, well done! XD

[Dahayjibber]

This was the best 5 minutes and fifty-five seconds of my day so far. Thank you.

[Takanashiv2]

A CHALLENGER APPEARS (New catchphrases nao.)

Lol, this video made me happy with rage.

[Rinku546]

I couldn't help cracking up with you at crotch punch.

[DynamoShark]

I couldnt concentrate on my coursework with this in the background.

I love your videos, and have them on my ipod :}

[xAllisOnex]

This is why I love fanfiction.

[LazenKillingUFace]

This is amazing. I love fanfiction.

[iluvdomokuns4lyfe]

This made me laugh so hard, I almost died.

I may post a reply video in your honor.

:D

[SamuraiFoochs]

DEATH AND SEEK.

[yuyuzja]

This story made me HAPPY with RAGE!

[Re4perZer0]

BUTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

[JKT84]

"i will became suesucessfool moving stars"

holy fucking shit, I absolutely lost it there!

epic read man!

[heyguysinternet]

this is pretty much the best fan fiction i've seen, next to "the crying of teh demon." excellent reading.

[ShinobiCloud]

THIS IS WHERE MORTAL KOMBAT BEGINS RAYDEN HAS THE POWER

Hilarious fanfic, I thought Peter Chimaera wrote this.

[Talzum]

I love how its rated T, yet theres no cursing, or anything.

[executioner666]

But there are people falling into spike pits and men with FOREARMS

[FaustTheUndying]

Good job dude. I love the way you say "NOOO" and "FATALITY".

[fuckallnazislol]

Fucking awesome. That was hilarious. The spelling only enhances it.

[newgambit94]

"i am THE HELL GOATS" I lol'd

[arizonapg]

i nearly pissed myself at that one.

[Guncriminal]

This belongs in the hall of fame alongside "Eye of Argon".

[SOADunplugged]

HOW ARE SONS?!?!?!

[codename36]

PART OF BAD NEWS THEY ARE...

[arizonapg]

to be conitued?!?!!?

possibly the funniest thing i've ever seen.

[CrystalTebook]

to be conitued?!?!!?

[mynameisyarpy]

Damn, what water can make you explode?

[vaati000]

EYE PLATE MOTHERFUCKING MONOCLES.

[RevolverZero]

DEATH and SEEK... Lol. That random "THIS IS WHERE MORTAL KOMBAT BEGINS RAYDEN HAS THE POWER" killed me.

And I loved how you started cracking up during that crotch punch part. CROTCH PUNCH!

[sayhitoyourmom]

"and he was beaters up the bad people"

OMG. XD

[Rocky183]

Said Johnny happily with rage.

Happily with rage. Right.

[BFRocker22]

HAHAA i was crackin up during that

btw the story said density but u said destiny

[heisanevilgenius]

Yeah, I noticed that after. I also didn't say "admitted defeated"

[StarWolf22]

I was on the floor because I was laughing so hard. =D

I love how you read that!

[Shintaka9009]

His wife's name is Wife?

o_o

[Shintaka9009]

MOVING STARS FTW

[DL6492]

lulwat.

The person writing that couldn't possibly have been serious.

[akumacornflakes]

You'd be surprised. There are a lot of dumb-asses out there who think being able to type makes them an award-winning novelist.

[Sasa42]

So good.