Fable 2 : Sacrificing Your Wife

[ZOMHO13]

How do you get your wife to follow you?

[ResistPruductions]

*the couple enter a big large red castle with blood spattered on the walls, heads on spikes, skulls piled and limbless bodies*

Wife: "Oh, honey, where are we going?"

Husband: "Just follow me, it will be exciting!"

Wife: "Okay, I will follow you in to this obvious trap."

[ttgdakota]

ahh when Xbox looked cool

[dubstepjm1998]

how are u playing on multiplayer

[tubs2kiefer]

@dubstepjm1998 Xbox live has a co-op mode :)

[dubstepjm1998]

@tubs2kiefer i know but like, i cant find the co op option

[tubs2kiefer]

@dubstepjm1998 Umm I can't really remember since it was sooo long ago and Fable 3 came out since then, there should be an option in the start menu or one of the directional pad buttons, look it up on the internet, search something like: How to join a game in Fable 2

Hope this helps :)

[sweetalker79]

I did this, but one better, just to see if I could:

I (female character) married two different guys and put them in two different houses, right next to each other. Then I had them both follow me to the ToS, and sacrificed them at the same time.

It was tricky b/c anytime that one of them would say something romantic to me the other one would get mad and run off :)

[Superwoman2012]

i think that is sooo lame. if your wife dies then your child is gone? Idk where the creator is from but that shit don't happen for real. However it does depends on how she's killed but still if you're innocent you don't lose your kids. i think thats the stupid part of Fable 2

[VNtinos]

The end reminded me of Peter and Meg Griffin :P

[WerewolfWarrior11]

Not to be mean but wat up with the running around? Y not just pull the lever and not waist time

[xxDesperationdayxx44]

hey how do u make it where u press the guide button the options come out the side and whats it called thnx and srry if i sound like a noob

[sk8formystery123]

if u get marrried b4 u beat the game cna u still finifh it or does she keep flowin u ?plz reply

[PurlyDiluted]

sacrifice lady grey.

[monkeygonappy]

hey are you playing two player?

[MrFendkg287316]

Lawls. :D

[Lainpinky131]

thats soooooo evil

[joe4ever86]

Marry Lady Grey, then sacrifice her to the shadows =P

[killamaster0]

Lol my wife made it till Lucien killed her, then I brought them back, but just fir the dog...

[mzkelleyb1]

the crazy thing is...SHES JUST STOOD THERE!

[elen900]

Why Do You Have Caps Lock On At The Beginning Of Every Sentence In The Description?

[tubs2kiefer]

@elen900 I Find It Easier To Read And It Looks A Bit More Formal. It's a habbit aswell though lol i dont do it much anymore, must have been a phase. xD

[fireout700]

YOUR SON WAS TAKEN AWAY TOO! ARE YOU HAPPY :'(

[fireout700]

I married Alex. The lady with the ghost ex boyfriend.

[Riond551]

My first wife was impaled by an iron spike

My second wife was decapitated

My 3rd life was electricuted

And my fourth wife got the change gender thing

[JunkHornet]

@Riond551 And the fifth wife.... You don't wanna know.

[girlsluvgir]

@Riond551 did u kill 4th wife after change?

[plushieboy1234]

@Riond551 cool,your wife is now your gay husband,congrats.

[LittleMissBlondie130]

@Riond551 how did all that happen

[Robloxtiarnan]

My wife wanted a divorce. So I killed her...

[JMLJ133]

@Robloxtiarnan Heh heh heh, I did the same thing :P.

[Robloxtiarnan]

@JMLJ133 Hope my wife in Fable 3 wont do That.. I spent too much money on the house and wedding o.e

[ZeroRequiemGX]

WTF!!!!!, Its Just Pure Evil!.

[tubs2kiefer]

@ZeroRequiemGX I KNOW!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!

[1122montana]

i have a question. feel free to link the answer on another site, but after you have sex and have a kid.... what to do? i never done it before... my toons a virgin

[tubs2kiefer]

@1122montana After you have a kid, you go on anti-depressants for 2 months, 6 months of therapy, 3 months of sleepless nights, and 4 weeks of relationship counselling with your wife/husband/hooker.

[serdarguy12]

@tubs2kiefer Joke or real?

[tubs2kiefer]

@serdarguy12 whats a joke or real? This video or life in general?

[serdarguy12]

@tubs2kiefer The text you said....

[tubs2kiefer]

@serdarguy12 which text mate, you need to explain a bit better, if your talking about the text at 2:02 then that's what the game tells you, It's just the video quality is a bit shite so I put it in an annotation so everyone could see.

[austinsnoop1]

@serdarguy12 it was a joke

[MultiDarklord13]

...i killing anything that moves. i fuck drink sleep kill...next do it over. etc.

[killingman22]

why did it take u so long to pull the lever

[sindreS92]

I shot my wife by accident

[dbzfan1197]

@sindreS92 i accidently cut mine XD

[1122montana]

@sindreS92 i shot her on purpose... she was complaining about tax money in fable

[sedintwinslove]

when i went i had to kill shodows and all my ppl died i was so pissed off

[runescaperangeownsu]

install the game to your xbox 2times faster loading

[draklorian]

your wife is ugly! and stupid enough to follow you down there, SACRIFICE!

[Mcblueboy]

I wuz mad.i got back from the spire and my kid iz all grown up.im all excited lol.i saved my son from hobz.den when i go back there to save da world i chose Family.i could get money easier so idc.but den when i got back my wife goes Mum wuz rite about you.she leaves...i wuz lyk WTF.i fckn brought u back from da dead and diz iz how u repay me?BTW GUESS WHAT I GAVE U STD'Z BITCH.YAAAAA WUT NOW.and datz how my fable divource went.

[tubs2kiefer]

@Mcblueboy Haha, smooooooooooth :D

[XxWackoJacko99x]

@Mcblueboy that happened to me but when she walked away hobbes came and killed my wife and son!!!!!!!!!!

[jeffgastonpaul1]

@Mcblueboy man dat mut've sucked LMAO

[connor2964]

Last time someone kicked my dog I married them and sacrificed them her :p

[spartaninspace]

@connor2964 hmm, i tazed them to death with my pinkie finger

[KingNovaWolf]

lol they yo son and the woman was just laughing

[nikawright]

My dog always gets kicked by random people. After that I smash them with my big hammer.

[alexthegood78]

does your child ever grow up? lol im confused about it

[hamsters4ever]

@alexthegood78 Yeah when I rented it I found out about the money glitch (Where you sign out of xbox live and go to settings and change the date up) I think that might help. By the way my child looks like chucky because I was 100% evil and was a little chubby because pies were cheap and I needed them before I didn't know about the glitch.

[hamsters4ever]

@alexthegood78 Oh right you have to own a business for the money glitch. Hence when you wait until like tomorrow and you get cash from it. Well when you change the date it practically thought that you hadn't played since then and that's how much money you get.

[UkMicky09]

you know when you get back from the Spire? you see your family again and stuff and u got a kid now? well etc etc wife/husband shows u your kid etc..

Well lets get to the part that i wanna say.. well i just walked outta the house we lived in and it broke my heart. My little boy said to my husband "daddy i thought u said mummie wouldnt leave us again" Husband: "im so sorry son" im like WTF! im not going anywhere!! O.O

Did that ever happen to any of you before?

[tubs2kiefer]

@UkMicky09 hahaha thats class, tbh ive never got the baby to the child stage before, but how hardh is that, 'I thought you said mummy/daddy wasnt going to leave again!!??' 'I'm sorry son/daughter I'm afraid its happeneing again.' 'WTF I'm just going to the shop to buy some bread and milk!!'

[UkMicky09]

@tubs2kiefer I know its really harsh. Because you could of been with your husband/wife for along time before going to the Spire and then you have a child and when you get back your child is grown up. It really does piss you off because you just got back and they just saying stuff like that to your face.. (its a game i know that) but WTF its like he/she dont even love you. What do they expect? just to stay with them all day? they gotta realise that your still a Hero and you cant always be there.

[tubs2kiefer]

@UkMicky09 you get quite deep into games, don't you? xD nah i see what you mean though :)

[1acount]

@tubs2kiefer @CANUKILLTHE CPS INTHSGAF??HEH

[katcullensparrow7]

@UkMicky09 lmao omg that happened to me too!!! I killed my husband then because he was talking shit about me to my son ah ha ha

[BLACKSTAR2K10]

@katcullensparrow7 o.o how ruthless

[Varyalover]

@UkMicky09 Yup, my wife was like that, and my daughter was like, Your leaving duddy?I thought you were staying for longer :(...My wife was like "Your leaving again after ALL THIS TIME??? and basically went crazy.I was like yeesh i was just getting you some gifts, its been so long o.0

[Varyalover]

@UkMicky09 Yup, ten years before, i give my daughter a rag and porcelain dolls, blow mi wife a kiss goodbye, then a depressing stage...When i get home? Meet youyr daughter!:) (What ruined the scene is a glitch where my daughter was IN my wife...?

[halfbreeddemon]

@UkMicky09 No, wanna know something REALLY funny? I had my person sleep with her husband and when the thing was done my son ran up and said something along the lines of "I missed you! Where did you go this time?" And stuff like that XD

[emogalinkheart]

i kill anyone on this game who does anything to my dog >:)

[9xXrawrXx9]

@emogalinkheart me too!! some people randomly kick my dog, i was like WTF, ur dead.

[LostOddity]

I married a monk and then sacrificed him - extra extra loyalty points! And then repeat... at least until I'm so evil that they run away from me.

[teampwnage2]

1:51 is when sacrifice happens :D

[punkid242]

the main guys duz get shot but he dusnt die but the dog dies

[xhordano27]

lucien shoots the dog but if you want to revive him you must go somewhere to sucrifice a person and the dog returns back to you

[fremontjrhighaz]

i sacraficed 4 at once o.o all my wives... oh yahhhhh

[TheSaggybutt]

hahaha you shoulda danced on her body too

[Kaboomaman]

you farted on your wife!

Ahahahahahaaaa!!

[yehimpolish]

yo I got a question . In the temple of darkness or whatevr ( seen in this video ) , all you do is sacrifice people ? Isn't their like a award or something ?

[spartanelete]

What happens if you try that on lady grey?

[justinjt100]

Do U have to feed ur dog for him to live?

[tubs2kiefer]

@justinjt100 no you dont, the dog never dies

[monsterhunterminegar]

@tubs2kiefer I dont have the game but i heard later in the story he gets shot.

[tubs2kiefer]

@monsterhunterminegar who gets shot? the main guy? He doesnt get shot, but the games ends off nicely

[monsterhunterminegar]

@tubs2kiefer No i meant the dog.

[tubs2kiefer]

@monsterhunterminegar ahh the dog, no the dog stays with you through the whole game, doesnt die

[liljetsetta]

@tubs2kiefer lucien shoots you dog

[tubs2kiefer]

@liljetsetta Spoiler Alert : yeah but he doesnt actually die, magic shit happens.

[firelegendmushroom]

Why must xbox gamers sound and act like imbiciles...

[Lostprophetzzz]

@firelegendmushroom it's called having fun

try it sometime

[syxjapa]

@firelegendmushroom Lolwat. Get you facts straight fanboy.

[firelegendmushroom]

@syxjapa Fanboy? I have all 3 systems, I like them all. I just dislike the fact that every time I interact with an xbox gamer, the conversation is always quite unintelligent. That and the "console war" seems to be all they think about (see your comment)

[syxjapa]

@firelegendmushroom No offence or anything, but ur just like the rest if you call them imbecile's. cause that would me make me one to while im (as far as i know) just a regular 360 gamer and you put it in way like were ALL imbeciles what makes it also an insult to me so like i said, get your facts straight.

[firelegendmushroom]

@syxjapa Someone with grammer as bad as yours is telling me to get MY facts straight?

[syxjapa]

@firelegendmushroom Sorry i forgot that since im dutch my english should be perfect, and how sad is it to comment on my last reaction with Someone with grammer as bad as yours is telling me to get MY facts straight?. you do know you write grammer as grammar. now give a proper answer to my last comment if you want to discuss the whole ''fanboy'' shit, else ur not even worth to be answered again.

[firelegendmushroom]

@syxjapa Besides the fact that spelling isn't a grammatical error and that I only made one mistake, I wasn't really meaning any offence in the first place, just pointing out that generally when I see xbox gamers they're doing something immature or uneducated (the fart joke seen here).

[tubs2kiefer]

@firelegendmushroom so your saying that because i did a fart on the game, makes me immature? I think the fact that you are arguing over this is immature just drop the conversation mate. I didnt even mean to press A on fart, i was trying to do 'Dance' it just happened to be a coincidence that i was standing on the woman when i did the fart. I didnt even realise that i had done that until i saw a youtube comment.

[Mysterious0Bob]

Wow, never seen the 360 'blades' interface before.

[i69urmomallday]

you can allways merry lady grey she looks good

[sephiroth21347]

LOL farts in her face

[Elrohof]

i remember sacrificing monks, nice that u sacrificed ur wife xD

[MADDHATTA88]

When you sacrafice your wife right when you go on the journey to bloodstone the Your wife haunts you i think your wife turns into a banshee or something i heard her saying i am the wife you sacrafised.

[HarryScab2k6]

do you get paid?

[tubs2kiefer]

no u dont get payed for doing this, but you get something, cant remember what lol.

[HarryScab2k6]

it says on when the loading screen comes up it says something like sacrificing people :D

[HarryScab2k6]

ill google it

[tubs2kiefer]

lol ok, i know if u do it at midnight u get a weapon i think its a dagger, havent played the game in a loooooooong while so im not sure

[HarryScab2k6]

oh kk , i just googled it and it said you have to do it at midnight, he also said you have to sacrifice 10 people

[tubs2kiefer]

thats the one

[HarryScab2k6]

lol i tried to sacrifice a kid before, he kept getting on my nervs following me when i didnt have the follow expression on , but it didnt work, he dissappeared

[RockAndRollWillie]

@tubs2kiefer if you get about 200 or 2000 points im not sure the exact number, and then sacrafice your partner you get a legendary wepon identical to the ones the commandants use.

its something along those lines

[freedomfighter81292]

@tubs2kiefer hey,can u make your wife wear a better outfit?my wife look like sh it.Fable series don't have any good looking girl T T

[tubs2kiefer]

errrm im not sure, i dont think you can, maybe when you send her gifts u can send her clothes? im not sure.

[freedomfighter81292]

@tubs2kiefer i already did that,the completed noble woman outfit,she just "thank you" - -' dam woman la,who care,just wear that

[GHIIIGNT]

I tried that, it did not work!

[Ryutouchdown]

@tubs2kiefer

npcs will accept clothes but not wear them ;_;

[KillaCali80sbaby]

marry a whore

[freedomfighter81292]

not enough,i want marry an idol

[dondondodo]

@freedomfighter81292 marry a prostitute?

[freedomfighter81292]

@dondondodo - -,i married a whore

[firelegendmushroom]

@freedomfighter81292 Who hasn't?

[freedomfighter81292]

@firelegendmushroom ahhaa

[sonofdevil13]

where is the temple of shadows?

[Makoman2008]

this one time i took a bounty hunter job for oakfield(wich was where my wife was) but i took a long time to get there. i had a few pub games and stuff. then when i finally get there, it turns out my wife was the victim and was eaten by beatles

[warpedmind87]

@Makoman2008 lol!

[emokookie1234]

@danielfolife fail

[danielfolife]

@emokookie1234

i totally agree :D

[klado1990]

fail

[GerardIsTheWay]

"You want me to come with you to the temple of shadows? Sure! What's the worst that could happen?"

[mikehardy98]

mother fuckkeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer

[420inda604]

should have brought your son

[yodadax222]

i wish this wuz 4 ps3 looks fun

[supercolin12]

I got the same wife i think :/

[Exziron99]

want to get fable 3 when it comes out..

[senorguy]

what does it say at 2:00?

[ubychi999]

LMAO I love the fart!!

[xXfreakbotXx]

I want fable 2 but I got fable right now :/

[zimmy23]

this might sound stupid but i just got the game today and i dunno how to go online can smeone help me plz?

[MrDamnYouAllToHell]

Pause the game, I think you go onto options, it should say something about multiplayer orbs, then just turn them on instead of off. Hit A or D-pad. Can't remember. RRoD.

[trash656]

Man, It's too bad they never ported Fable 2 for the pc, it looks alot better then fable 1. I loved Fable 1 on pc. The ending part cracked me up btw. Great video lol

[NormbrettaMod]

It's not.

[z4ckandm4ggie]

i got pissed cause they took my kids lol

[tubs2kiefer]

make more? lolz

[thegotcode]

"hahahah"

[jerryplane]

where did u get thos clothes?, plz reply

[tubs2kiefer]

i cant exactly remember where i got those clothes, i think i bought em from the store cos they looked gd lol, but if your talking bout the other guys clothes, then thats the default clothes u get when u join a friends game.

[xxdeathxreaperxx]

those are the noble clothes when you start the game give the warints to the graud insteed of that creep then theres a store that sells em in the when you get older and more menoy in the game in old town

[purpleownz176]

I kno the coat is in bowerstone

[VacantCar]

bastards xD

[pengsman]

can u have sex with a guy it wont let me...lol jk but does any1 know if u can

[tubs2kiefer]

lol class, yea you can, NOT THAT IVE TRIED! xD

but ive 'heard' that you can

[MGNSketchpad]

Yeah, you can. You probably didn't do it right. Did you use the "follow" expression instead of the "come back to my place" expression?

[wateverwill]

yh u can lol, also when i was doing as a dude, the dude once said something like, your one hell of a women, lololol. unprotected just doesnt make him pregnant obviosly

[tubs2kiefer]

is that a true story? xD

[wateverwill]

swear to god, the dude thought i was a women, i think it may be the same dude that i shagged that was "straight" and "kinky".

[tubs2kiefer]

so you might have done it twice?

[wateverwill]

i did a gang bang for the swinger achievement, half of them were dudes

[psilucas40]

can you you do that to your child

[tubs2kiefer]

i actually think u can rofl

[DriedGooshies]

You can have children in fable 2?o.O

[tubs2kiefer]

yh, u have to have unprotected sex with ur wife

[DriedGooshies]

Wait you can have kids in the second one? I thought marrying a guy or girl was hilarious XD

[plushieboy67]

i bet you should have turned her into a chicken that would be hilereas.

[ekhangel]

"For more funny vids..." <-- that killed me, lol

[bboytornado]

guys i got a question for enyone who got fable 2 and have played oblivion,.

is fable 2 better than oblivion?? and is it worth buying?? thanx

[tubs2kiefer]

do u have oblivion?

but i would say fable 2 has more to do and is more fun and less serious than oblivion, i do have both, and i do prefer fable 2 over oblivion, but that is just MY opinion.

hope this helped ya a lil :D

Peace.

[bboytornado]

cheers m8, gna get the game than XD

[tubs2kiefer]

np hope u enjoy it, like me and my friend did in the vid lol