A year in Japan

[bbyrne16]

Lets bring Japan to Norway. :D

[megerkul]

welcome home bore



[rozmowywtoku1]

are u norwegian?

[boms]

All you need to do to welcome home your friend is make him a ''TITS MACHINE'' video, great fun, awesome stuff. *Thumbs up*

[Halendor960]

95% of Americans don't know what Croatia is but not even their own cities

[strawburrylilly]

@Halendor960

You should shutup, because I'm American and I know my cities. I highly doubt you even know all of yours. Don't insult America when you can't even use proper punctuation. And don't pull random percentages out of your head, you already look stupid enough.

[DarkerForEvryDay]

he was there too get a girl cuz he can't get a Norwegian one XD

[ZidiousSan]

Hes Norweigan.. he has my Accent.

[strawburrylilly]

@ZidiousSan

Accents are awesome! :D

[queerp]

Hvor kommer du fra i Norge?

[nielsmk]

ja er klart enig du skulje snakke dansk eller norsk :P

[Henoik]

hvorfor i alle dager sier du hadetbra hele tiden på slutten? Skjønner de andre det? Svaret på det er: Ganske sannsynelig.

[culham19]

are you high lol

[tanthei]

Damn this is old aight? Wanted to help u out. haha

[Daniel85000]

Steeeike.. du burde snakke norsk.. da hadde de vert masse bedre

[kvetmada]

I don´t liek to do my own vid but it is enough when I say it and mayby it is too late :-) but:

Vítej zpátky doma! - czech

Vitaj doma! - slovak

:-)

[lostcanuck]

hey i'm Canadian :D

[kiwi4life4fun]

"Oh no...that's Korea" xD

[lortexx]

are you Norwegian or something?

[RxJohnTNT]

G, are you left handed? your old school fighting stance has you leading with your right hand? thats a no no, also, keep your chin in close to your chest and throw combinations... don't pay attention to the haters..they realize you have talent and they don't.

just an idea.. can you teach us some of your bad Norwegion and the history of your country ?

[itsborin]

Sorry dude.. didn't see it then.

U are cool though!! :D

[syafiq077]

what the hell r'u talking aboute dude...!!!

[elperelol]

..help you...???? DO YOU'R OWN HOMEWORK

[Nentancho1]

Lar bem-vindo Bård! =D

[karanjitsinghtokyo]

funny and cute :-)

[xxtelalaxx]

your cute and funny!! lol! i like your accent!

[SomalSims2008]

ONE OUT OF THREE AMERICANS NEVER HEARD OF JAPAN? I WONDER WHY EVERY EUROPEAN IS SO WORRIED ABOUT WHAT WE KNOW? WHY DONT ALL YA'LL WORRY ABOUT WHAT YOU KNOW? WE PROBABLY KNOW MORE THAN YOU DO ANYWAYS...HATERS..THEY ARE SO COMSUMED ABOUT WHAT WE KNOW BECAUSE THEY JUST WISHED THEY WERE US..SORRY YOU WILL NEVER BE US....YOU SING OUR SONGS, YOU SPEAK OUR LANGUAGE,AND WE ARE MOST OF YOUR AUDIENCE SO YOU REALLY CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT US CAN YOU? O_o LOVE THE VIDS, YOU ARE FUNNY,,,,SOMETIMES

[rittokrai]

damn your such a fuckin son of a bitch you motherfucker you fuckin usa bitches your as dumb as a post and we just have to learn your shitty language couse its the world language and by the way every idiot can learn it couse its so easy i give you a tip try to learn german!!!

[silyeaah]

somal dude u kno the u are really from england? omfg ur stupid, and its not ur language!!idiot

[jgrillovargas]

Fy vad rolig/ hvor sjovt!

På spansk siger man "Bienvenido a casa Bård" man udtaler det som "bi æn væ ni då a ka sa... hahaha!

ha det godt/ ha det så bra!

[gr8pirateladySam]

welcome home, willkommen daheim, i do learn italian but i cant think of the phrase (:

anyway, welcome home, hope you had a nice time

[Fernaz4321]

Bienvenue a la maison Bård !

Thats in french from Canada :P

[stechan1092]

yush okaeri is welcome bk in japanese. hope you had noice time wiv your mate

[cmtm4]

velkommen hjem bård ^^

[lon21]

In japanese "welcome home" is "okaerinasai!" or shortened, "okaeri!" (oh-ka-eh-ri-na-sai / oh-ka-eh-ri).

Or of you want to write it...お帰り...お帰りなさい

So you can make him a banner or something if you like maybe?

[Diver22222]

yo, it's me .. 911grunt, had to delete my account. anyways still loving the vids, see ya. ;)

[Stephen43612]

Where did Magne go? This is not like him to just disappear.

[htrhyey]

Ya, true. I was thinking the same thing. Spices anybody?!

[zebi269]

Dude i have no idea........ he needs to make a new video

[celina1994]

OMG, du er rar! xD.. Men eg liker det på en måte xD

[redfish823]

Hey Magne, the Japanese can be a bit rascist when they are in Japan....i hav worked onb ships with them and have some friends from there...we landed in Iceland and Holland wit rodfisk which they buy....

[redfish823]

Bienvenue a chez-vous,et votre pays, Bard!! Hjem til Norge!!!

[kinesweetie]

Velkommen hjem Bård !

[22RH544]

oh but i do think you got a point there

[22RH544]

its not working G i think the phrase 1 out of 3 americans dont know anything about japan killed the idea

[pi55takemovies]

that thing you said about 1 in 3 americans never hearing of japan is probebly true, the usa is such a blonde place ( i mean that in the nicest possible way ) xD

[0greenleg]

hva i all verden er det du sa han het?? Baar? Baard?

[GrimSolitude]

"It's North Japan and South Japan, and they are like...struggling a fight ra...no, wait...That's Korea." XD LMFAO!

[BrianEaZy]

Every human being knows about Japan mainly because of their involvment in WWII, and their super advanced technology. They are one of the Leading Countries in the world right now..

MANY people.. maybe even 1 out of 3 do not know about.. NORWAY.. or where ever it is you come from! Why would you make such a lame video !

[FyllePaal]

Haha! Du mister ordene dine noen ganger, Magne! Men ellers er du strålende ;p

[JimmerSD]

67.235% of all statistics are made up.

[batgutt]

lol

[toxiclunch]

you neva made the vid of u callin a girl an' tellin her u lov her

[aleerachan91]

I was watching the first video u upload and then this...o my God you are older!...hahah i sound like a granny

[AmyNS]

bienvenue chez Bard

[thomasdosborneii]

Americans certainly know about Japan...but you may want to educate them on Norway.

[annieTyger]

hahah this guy kills me

[Saffron333]

most Americans DO know about Japan...but five years ago my school held a poll and as it turns out one out of ten middle scholars didn't know who the president of the united states is...its a very sad nation we have...

[Duncanish41]

I cannot add a video to welcome back your friend, but I hope he will accept my good wishes for his, and your, future.

[Soga11]

Sers daham Boy

[MRmolde]

hmmm, it stands in ur vid. Description that your frend has been gone for a year, but you said a month on the vid.

[ILoveToSing2010]

he said 11 Months. thats almost a year

[MRmolde]

oh, my bad...

[fiieee]

Du burde lage en sånn bursdag film te han Tommy. x)

[SuprDuprWoow]

You know... i dont think U R gonna get 100 responses but i can asure you your friend is gonna appreciate what U R doing 4 him!!! Good Look!!! U R Cool dude!!! :D

[BlueSunWiz]

Don't forget to record his reaction to the video when he see's it ok.

[ness19dsm]

russian????  i'm insulted now! :-)

[anmoose]

Cool idea, Magne. I'll see if I can come up with something, but the only language I speak is Southern American Redneck. :-)

Moosie

[chrisownz1]

i lived in japan for about 5 years on an naval air base called Atsugi, which is near tokoyo also lived in yokoska.

[vdoktrs80]

when i think of Japan, i think of Sony and robotics.

[nxtoracle]

Lived there for 4 years. :-)

[22RH544]

Welkom terug in noorwegen bård (dutch)

norwegian word to word translation

Velkommen tilbake i norge bård

[auca90]

G there is no language as "Canadian". People from the province Québec speak the weird language as you say French and the rest speaks English!

[FeetToeBandito]

You make videos because you enjoy making them, we watch those videos because we enjoy watching them.... I enjoyed this one! You want a video response for your friend, that ain't gonna be a problem!

Oh yeah, Magne - stay off the chocolate!

[fresca567]

I think you should do a video about new school fighting!

[RawringBean]

¡Dé la bienvenida en casa amigo!

[3vanfar]

Magne! om du e slik her på youtube. så glede i me å se d full ;)

[filmidioten]

Haha!

[studentdotcom]

Good to see you, Gisthename. And that's great that your friend is coming home.

[imthecoolone92]

Heeey Bård.. Velkommen hem te Norge ;)

[Turbocat77]

hey,Bard bienvenue en Norverge!

[Turbocat77]

hey, Bard welcome home to Norway.!

[tLittleboo]

Du sliter virkelig med å holde det fokusert du : P

men fortsatt, du har kule videoer : D

og velkommen hjem Bård!!!

[GistheName]

ja, må holde me meir til d manusforfatteran mine skriv ;D

[ToszeDysan]

velkommen hjem bård

[mclaren122]

velkommen heim då bård.

[davidlikehockey]

this is a pretty good video

[TomHaile]

You're a good friend to go to all this trouble for your friend G. He's lucky to have you in his life.

[DoubleDareLike]

G, I like you and your videos - usually, but why do you feel it is necessary to insult Americans. Americans know of Japan - the modern day Japan and the Japanese fron 12/07/41. Ancient history now, but Americans are good at a lot of things especially history.

[Greatheil]

He's not insulting he's making a joke. Grow a sense of humor :)

[DoubleDareLike]

No, that was an insult-now your face, that's a joke.

[filmidioten]

So touchy.

[DoubleDareLike]

I'm sure you would be OK if someone was making fun of Norway.

[anmoose]

As Greatheil suggested, grow a sense of humor. Besides, there are Americans who don't even know where the United States is.

Moosie

[DoubleDareLike]

First, you don't grow a sense of humor. Second I like GistheName - I just disagree with his "joke". Third, if you don't know where America is - study more. And Fourth - you have a nice channel - I may check it out closer if that's OK.

[anmoose]

First, the word grow can mean develop.

Second, you're entitled to disagree.

Third, I live in Florida, and I'm fairly aware of where the US is. There are kids in this country who don't, thanks to our fine education system.

Fourth, thanks! Feel free to look around.

[DoubleDareLike]

You're OK Moose.

[MCD00D]

I'd expect an american to know where america is..

Congratulations

xD

Joking mate i know what you mean

[anmoose]

LOL! You'd think we would...

Scary, though, that there really are some kids here who have NO concept of geography. I've heard of more than one who think Canada is a state! Duh??

[Greatheil]

Wow, never started a flame war before. Moose, you are intelligent albeit misguided in responding to Mr. Like. As he is clearly a perfect example of the America most of the world hates (oh and DareLike, they do). Second, yes the word grow can (and does) mean develop. Third, it is a fact that a good percentage of the United States population is ignorant to the outside world. Oh and fourth, I'm from Rhode Island. Thank you and have a nice day. :)

[toxiclunch]

that was kida long fer a comment... don't 'cha think?

[Greatheil]

No I don't. It's called reading. Maybe if you did it more you could spell.

[1Crime]

Like bra som altid :) 5/5 Stars!

[paralyzee]

Velkommen hjem Bård :D

[FlaskeKladden]

Nice, 90 :D Lykke til med filmen ;)

[kangawroon]

Its pronounced "Board"

[Richi48]

Bienvenido a casa. =P

[KaiToTheN]

aw man i really can't pronounce that name...

[Shmilli]

It's just like pronouncing "board", like in snowboard

[KaiToTheN]

haha maybe like a russian pronounces board :D :D i just can't do that r sound...

[Greatheil]

So should we just give up on the snow thing?

[GistheName]

i will do it, when it snows...... Global warming :P

[Greatheil]

Ah... ok then, just making sure you're not trying to weasel out of it ;-p

[Agriking]

I'd do it in Amish but I'd have to ask an amishman how to say it.

[KaiToTheN]

ninjas!!!!

[yummystuds]

Cool ideal, will do it your sexy stud!!

[llamasrage]

først! og jeg har hørt om japan ;D

[Shmilli]

The more the merrier? Kan godt si velkommen hjem på estisk ;)

[Knut1991]

Velkommen tilbake Bård:D

Håpe du har hatt det bra i Japan:D

Knut;)

[steffieiih]

fillern jeg har ikke kamera:O kan du ikke bare si vekomen hjem bård fra steffie?^^

[Pudlis16]

Wow. I'm the first person to watch this.