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  • Chris Chan: STAY STRAIGHT

    the following picture shows a shittily drawn self portrait with chris having a dick for a finger.

    Irony.

  • Wow, you're devoting your time and effort to bagging on an Autistic man? The story of the internet hate machine has had some funny chapters but this isn't one. You ought to hang your sorry troll heads in shame.

  • @catfish420 you don't know the whole story.

  • @catfish420 People don't hate him because he's autistic. People hate on him because he is a racist, sexist, man-baby who can't accept the truth.

  • I'm trying to find a video that's just audio with pics and it's about someone who actually knew Chris-chan before he was discovered on the internet. I think it was about a guy who actually moved away because Chris scared him so. Anyone know what I'm talking about?

  • @SimplySeraphic I think it's called "The Truth Behind Sonichu" or something like that.

  • @SimplySeraphic Is it"@SimplySeraphic

    Is it "How I met Christian Weston Chandler and the birth of his comic book" ?

  • 2:30 I disagree .

    A Cheese sandwich is Smarter .

  • Is he really going to Jail?

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  • It's disturbing how much Chris resembles my (also retarded) brother. Greasy hair that looks like it's never been washed. Skin that looks like it's tanned but really it's just flithy. Has a doting mother who unsuccessful atempts to normalise him. A father who won't tolorate his shit while his mother isn't present. And their names are both Chris. Scary. O_O

  • Does this abomination still do videos? I think he's 30 now does he still live with his parents?

  • @clutchmc22 He did do a few videos within the past few months as a "tomgirl" (AKA he's a cross dresser now...a really bad cross dresser). Soon, Chris will probably not be posting on the internet anymore: he and his mother were arrested in October.

    At the moment, yes, he still lives at home with his mother. His father died in September.

  • Two things I feel ashamed to be because of this guy: autistic and a citizen of VA

  • @LeaxoftheUnderworld Same here

  • This is old, but it's still funny!

  • LooooooooL , He said his name is lord Cocksuckingworthington

  • Protip; Never drink milk while watching anything Chris Chan related...

  • I'ma make My Little Pony Toys from my pubic hair and sell it on ebay. Not the good MLP but the older My Little Pony.

  • Lord Cockworthington accurately predicted the coming of MLP:FiM at 5:22.

  • Lord Cockworthington, Please give us an update.

  • Chris Chan has 105 Accounts.

  • You might want to think about making an update video about his cross-dressing.

  • He's such a disgrace to the name Sonic. I know a fan when I see one, and he is not a real fan.

  • I paused and read 2:26 and I laughed to see how pathetic it looked.

  • I find it disgusting with amount of bullying that goes on with him. Even more so that he doesn't ever get defended properly.

  • @TWOMERCY You have no idea what that man has done!

  • I believe that Sonic guy that has a baby fetish is FAR more pathetic then Chrischan

  • @hotwhire im guessing you only think that because of the baby fetish only? nah I would say chris has been supplying shit for much longer than that guy and has much more to him.

  • i take offense to your refference that chris chan has the IQ of a cheese sandwich, this is an insult to cheese sandwich.

    cheese sandwichs are far smarter.

  • What a story, Mark!

  • He's now a Tom girl. he seriously needed a help.

  • This is wrong. Furfags run for cover when face-to-face to Chris.

  • Chris Chan should move to the middle east, Everyone of them there are like Chris Chan, retarded, some brain dissfunction, he could actually stand a chance there, women dont have rights to choose who their husbands is, and get abused on a daily bases. They actually wed their own relatives. That would explain why everyone of them has the same IQ as chris chan. Go for it Chris! Next stop the middle-east!

  • @KonChul someone's a jackass.

  • JOOOOOOOOOOOOLAAAAAAYYYY!!!!

    lmao fucking loozer

  • who DID do the work onscreen at 1:44?

  • Chris is now a tom girl, look it up on youtube, I shit you not.

    Just type in "Chris Chan tom girl"

    PS have a garbage bag ready.

  • lord cockworthington is actually rofl harris

  • Lord Cockworthington should have his own History channel show.

  • /watch?v=C802Z5IIKH4

    Chris Chan in a matter of years...

  • lol that forest gump picture would've been much funnier with Chris Chan's "searching for a boyfriend-free girl" sign

  • I was going to get a PS3....I think I am just going to just get me a Xbox again...

  • 1:28 Please say that was a joke.

  • Pikachu is bad ass

    But Sonic... eh

  • My good sir, I have discovered that I am gay for your accent.

  • I feel bad he exists, I mean really.

  • 2:24 BEST ADVERTISING XBOX360 EVER HAD. 

  • actualy the medalion is dubbed by most normal people as the "medalion of fail" this idiot has an entire wiki devoted to his fail. it's called the cwcki it's amazing how much he fails, he has 1,255 articles on him on the fail wiki unbelivable. and will you make more of these videos? i hate that guy.

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  • I was talking to a furfag friend the other day and he HATES this guy... therefore leaving him with a fanbase that died out completely last Thursday

  • as a fur fag i can tell you it REPELLS US AWAY FROM HIM!

  • Someone needs to break into this sick mans house and burn all of his dirty mags, dildos, etc.

  • I really doubt furfags would even touch that. :/

  • I was born with autism and I am soon graduating high school and than go to collage. I am trying to do my best and get a good job in a future unlike him. People with autism can be intelligent if they try to learn something. And it is his own fault that no people likes him because of his behavior. I hope that not many autistic people go to same path as him.

  • @Tekkencool

    In 'true anarchist' society you would not be labeled by any medical community only "different" and "just as much of a human being as everyone else". In fact you would receive better and more fulfilling community involvement than this Take-All-You-Can society. Fuck capitalism and fuck psychotherapy. Thx ;) take care and I hope you live to be a happy and carefree person.

  • I would like this video but somehow I felt insulted seeing the picture at 4:20

  • Jeez,my 300+ pound uncle is skinnier than Chris Chan.

  • He's a barbarian!

  • I've had nightmares for a week now ever since hearing about this guy

  • You can hate on Chris as much as you want but he really is a legend in his own way. I think he actually has alot more going for him than most basement dwellers. None of you people will ever achieve the level of fame Chris has.

  • @LMTR14 That it does, it sucks harder then a hooker on a friday night giving out her usual $1 blow job deal.

  • @LMTR14 Obvious troll is obvious.

  • Alright I think recolors of Sonic are furry stuff, but you don't talk shit about fucking Sonic! Also I'm not defending this furry.

  • @0gaugeshotgun Why not? Sonic is a has been. The only mericful thing to do right now would be to take him out back and let a double barrel shotgun do the rest.

  • @CWCLovesPickles i must say that i concur good sir.

  • @CWCLovesPickles Because even after his brains are all over the shed, we'll still have sonic 3

    ;__;

  • @0gaugeshotgun i have no idea why theres such a huge hardcore fanbase of the sonic series. its a god damn cartoon series about a blue hedgehog that runs really fast. grow the fuck up.

  • Sound like thunderf00t

  • I love you :)

  • you took this from encyclopedia dramatica.

  • Fight with United trolls against internet retards

  • This may be the one thong that could scare the tails doll

  • My mother does not understand that Chris-chan is a mockery of mankind designed to make the entire Autism spectrum, myself somehow included, laughingstocks to the Internet. She even punishes me for thinking aloud about wanting to smite him for what he's worth.

  • I say! Well done, Lord Cockworthington, yes, yes quite... why that was a simply smashing presentation and highly informative to boot! Why I should like to show it to all my roustabout companions at the gentleman's club, around a round of fine cigars and cognac.  I shall endeavour to avoid this Christopher person with all speed! Bully!

  • This man is a waste of genetic material.He is a slobbish,indecent,misanthropic mess who lacks any form of self-decency.He could crap himself in public and not care at all.To him,the thing he cares is self-satisfaction,no matter what happens around him.He makes me want to sterilize my sperm so they never have a chance of forming another Chris Chan

  • The medallion tops the scales at a 10 on the pussy deflection scale, beating out the naruto headband.

  • @Cressx HABEEB IT!!!!!!!

  • i love your transition from one comic to another

  • Shooting fish in a barrel just get old to watch, -and thinking of new weighs to do it is even worse.

  • Id like to see a compilation of every co-opting of his autism as reason for his behaviour CWC is guilty of, because so far I havent seen very many instances.

    Alot of this stuff is hilarious, but the shear volume of material uploaded by trollers outweighs any wrong CWC has done. Who did he hurt with his hypocrisy and naivete? some of the pranks are funny but his life has been irreparably damage by those who take advantage of the fact that HE CANT AFFORD TO NOT TRUST ANYONE EXTENDING FRIENDSHIP.

  • what? OVER 9000!?!?!?

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  • I open this video all the time, even if only to hear, "Hellew. I'm Lord COCKWORTHINGTON."

  • Your impression of Chris's voice ("female species!") reminds me of the Stapler guy from "Office Space". :)

  • well to be unnecessarily fair, who the fuck would hire Chris? he doesn't even meet the requirements of a walmart greeter

  • In Chrises situation, I see, that he reads his life completely from emotions. His room and his life is a perfect example of it. He surrounds him self with things that keep him emotionaly comfortable. And his life is dedicated in gaining emotional pleasure. He acts only by emotions. Criticism wouldn't help here. It will only straighten his ego.

  • But in a hard case of autism. Of a grown up human. It's harder because of his ego development. When grown up, he now has an EGO. And his ego protects his 'I' every way that it is possible. In defence it can remember and visualize old and emotionaly traumatic memories, even dramatic ones. To keep the current emotional state in balance. So it's very important to appeal to his ego.With some time emotional stress will go away and ego will lose it's grip.And only after that, talk to real 'I'.

  • You all know there are stages in personality development? Because of autists being unsociable really often. They lose a chance to proceed those stages correctly. Thus, making their world view distorted. This can be cured in childhood. Kid needs to be kept in a social friendly environment, where he is protected and can trust people around him. After 2 - 3 years, he will forget, about, his emotional stresses. He will learn a lot from others(defence) and will be ok.

  • Autism is just when a person is so deep inside himself, he becomes uninterested in social activity. When a normal person spends time thinking about nothing, or just relaxing. Autist thinks about his emotions and feelings. Because of this, autists, tend to, forget to learn how to behave in society, normaly. With time passing alone, they lose any psychological defence, against other people. So when they are in society again. They are always too deep inside, trying to fix their lose emotions.

  • I'm an aspie and I too was a waster like this fucktard months ago. People with aspergers usually are smart but genius without discipline is useless. Esspec. if it goes towards playing video games. I decided to stop and use this "free money" for its intended purpose not luxuries. I am seeking employment and thinking of a career. I know an autistic guy who is like a typical Rainman character but he has a kindling business works three jobs. Support has made him be his best rather than a burden.

  • @BluntObject1234government support doesn't help you. They will penalize you if you get off your ass and try but they won't crack down on fucktards like Chris! getting off your ass is impossible becuase your only aloud to make a certain X amount of money I have threatened to burn my burn my cheuqes if support doesn't help me with employment WHICH THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO BE DOING. The whole point of help is a push not permanent training wheels for these "disabilities" bullshit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • look at christian. now back to me, now look at christian, now BACK TO ME. i am not christian. i will never be. thank god.

  • Does Chris own an Masterpiece Optimus prime which costs over 100 $ ?

  • @Reigam4 Nah, more likely he owns the American released version and got it at clearance price.

  • U guys need to stop trolling and get a life lol

  • @ZackFair73 chris-chan? O.o

  • No wonder why fat bastard from austin powers felt unhappy about himself after seeing this.

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  • PS3 games? What PS3 games?

  • @TheCowDestroyer1 Demon's Souls, God of War III, Gran Turismo 5, Heavy Rain, inFamous, Killzone 2, LittleBigPlanet, MAG, Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots, MotorStorm, MotorStorm: Pacific Rift, Ratchet & Clank Future: Tools of Destruction, Ratchet & Clank Future: Quest for Booty, Ratchet & Clank Future: A Crack in Time, Resistance: Fall of Man, Resistance 2, Uncharted: Drake's Fortune, Uncharted 2: Among Thieves.

  • I just clicked the like button. Before doing so, there were 665 likes... You know what this means!

  • you guys know that chris chan has autism and can't help himself right?

  • @MrShazDude I have aspergers and I can control myself

  • @MrShazDude You're an idiot. everone knows he has autism. autism is a social disorder, not retardation, especially since he has high functioning autism - he's just an idiot. For example, an autistic person may fall for these trolling attempts once or twice, since we are often easily led that way, but we would wise up after that. in contrast, how many times has chris been trolled, and fell for it even after being told that he was being trolled.

  • @robokill387 - Autism is not social unawareness. People forget a lot of personalities come into play that are not restricted to autism. The world scoffs at this as selfishness and forgets its own elitism. Its an illusion from "your gay" this and "fuck off" that, which then stupidly thinks itself as adult or maturity it-self. So civil.

  • @silenceofthehills excuse me but what exactly are you talking about? your grammar is so poor I honestly can't understand what you're saying. You don't need to talk to me about aspergers, I have it myself. as for the other thing, no the world doesn't think "you're gay" and "fuck off" as mature, only teenagers and basement dwellers think that.

  • @robokill387 - I doubt the grammer is that bad. I think your angry or didn't read it correctly. Secondly, don't take that to the letter of those quotes. I know this video is trying to be humorous, but it must acknowledged where it came from, the school yard and a snobby "boys will be boys" attitude lack of punishment and haughty men that grew everything into most of the rest of the world's character. The majority of people do just go retarded/childish/too authoritive in the personality aspect.

  • @silenceofthehills i'm not angry, I very honestly can't understand half of what you're saying. and yes, autism IS a social disorder - social problems are the diagnostic criteria for autism, in that it makes it *harder* to socialise. that doesn't mean that they *can't*. ALL autistics have them to some degree. and though chris chan's upbringing probably was damaging, it doesn't excuse the fact that he keeps making the same mistakes over and over again.

  • @robokill387 - No, autism is not a social disorder per say, nor at its core. What your saying merely makes it just an emotional problem that is able to be gotten around to. And no, it wouldn't be an immortal social problem, as this removes what has been shown to be VERY well possible. It isn't an "imma little boy" syndrom either, quite the opposite.

  • @robokill387 - Lastly, the majority of the comment came from the fact that you stated that autism is a lack of "social" awarness. Its the limitations of the brain to function normally, at the ability of massive knowledge intake. If the spark is ignited and they are inspired to learn this smaller aspect of sociality and have freinds, even have interweb memes all apart of it, it can easily fit into his/her massive knowledge intake with more or less stress. I'm sure you know all this though.

  • @robokill387 - What happened with chris chan is not his own fault likely, as its this simpler coddling that has been given to people with autism as "treatment". Not to say love is a bad thing, but, this can be a bad thing at times for constant acknowledgment of ones condition, learning to use it as an excuse or adding too much a character to it. It may have traits, but personalities are individual and vary. Lastly lastly, I don't mean to make you angry. My comments are likely much unnessicary.

  • @robokill387 - I laugh when its humbly known as stupid so called "manliness", but when the it thinks it can be just. ELITISM. Unless its wants to admit the selfish brat it also originates from.

    People with aspergers have an urge to share themselves, along with even their high functioning maturity (both known syptoms as a child). Nothing on the internet is real socialism and it easy adjust to share on a PC without face to face contact and eventually grow out of some traits of aspergers.

  • @robokill387 - Its only a rulling forum of selfish wants and personal ideas for most of it. If its "off" in the realm of so called fact, or in reality, the point of view of a person is not expressed and not fully able to spread umongst his cool, its the end for the other to stop it. Only unless the person has cronies or a large install base does he not take over.

    Even the ones who base themselves more on fact go overboard once and a while, they too can have the same "personality".

  • @MrShazDude Well he sure seems to have no trouble helping himself to video games, porn, and fueling his selfish ego. Seems pretty capable too me.

  • @MrShazDude

    There is a difference between being sensitive and letting people with autism get away with anything. Let me explain something to you. He has aspergers, a mild form of autism. Some of the behaviors he exhibits are the kind you would see with mental retardation, and have little to do with his condition. Bizarre mannerisms and lack of social awareness are the kind of things you should excuse when somebody has aspergers. This man acts like a 5 year old, and should not be excused.

  • @MrShazDude Don't forget he constantly refers to himself as an "High-Functioning Autistic"

  • not much is know about his early life? he enver stops talking about it, lol.

  • "the majority of males turn him off"

    Not even males would go near him, so the only 2 males he gets contact with are bob, and his reflection in the mirror, even HE HIMSELF gets turned off by the mental image of himself, and he is attracted to bob.

    Mystery solved.

  • "said medallion of faggotry" lol

  • sounds like rolf harris

  • basicly, Chris Chan is just the effect of giving a camera to a furfag

  • @boitahaki Chris isn't a furry, he's just a fatass narcissistic homophobe.

  • @Ohflipsnap No, hes just the tipical furfag pathetic loser, just like you.

  • @boitahaki Gee, I was just saying that Chris was even worse than a furry and yet here you are trying to piss me off. Why so bitchy?

  • @Ohflipsnap stop trying to protect furries, you know Chris is just a typical furfag, but you deny it because you are a furfag too

  • 4:19, scarred for life

  • Who the hell is this guy and why does anyone care? I just found out about him from that Nicolas Cage Wants Cake video lol

  • @nucleardeath07 Visit the CWCki, and you will know who this bum is.

  • @nucleardeath07 Oh man, you don't want to know. This guy will scar your mind for life with all the disgusting shit he's done.

  • thanks to this grotesque man child who eats his own sperm people on the internet think autism are retarded, homophobic, pedophilic nazis who deserve to be shot on sight (i am not autistic by the way)

  • Stone Cold Steve Autism

  • lol Chris as Forrest Gump :P

  • lol youre right.. whatta fuck tard... xD

  • Wait, /b/tards speak!?

    Well, I'll be a son of a gun!

  • @XXXMASTERISEXXX Tits or GTFO 4Chan.

  • 69 people are moralfags

  • You must have a pretty shitty life to even consider wasting time making a bio of some random retarded kid you found on the internet.

  • @TheOnlyTechnoFish when you say "kid" I hope you mean that figuratively. he's nearly 30.

  • 1:41 Huh, that's pretty good art work-1:48 OH MY GOD!!

  • lol XD fukken win.

  • I had a dream of this man sticking his PICKLE in my love hole...

    When I woke up....I bathed myself in holywater.

  • @gamer4567 holy water? once i had a dream like that, except i had to read one of his comics and find one thing good about it. i had to lie. i lied more than i ever had.

    i bathed myself in holy flame.

  • @gamer4567

    Acid would have been more effective.

  • in 2:22 he actually looks almost normal... so what's stopping him?

  • @Devngel he looks more normal at 1:00

  • Informative, precise, and articulate. You have captured the deepest essence of the Man-Child with this video. Documenting the movements and actions of this colossal mistake of god took nerve and heart. You sir, have both in spades.

  • WOW National Geographic has just discovered a new species of GIANT PARASITE

  • LOL it sounds like a documentary

  • Goddamn pervert Chris Chan. He is revolting, yet lulzworthy.

  • I find that furfag thing offensive cause this guys is on another whole class of stupid >:C

  • I find it hilarious that this video is amazingly accurate about this guy.xD

    But one thing I don't understand is;WHY would anyone defend this wacko? I mean, they do realize it's not his autism, but the fact he goes to such LOW standards is the reasoning for being made fun of.

    In fact, that's why I can't stand him. Pulling out the autism card just annoys me. Hell, I have autism myself, but unlike him, I actually go to college. NOT just live on welfare and make life-scarring sex tapes.yuck.D_D

  • @wespolly

    Shockingly, he actually did go to college. In fact, he has a degree in CADD, he just hasn't done anything with it. Personally, I find that even more pathetic than not going to college at all.

  • @wespolly friend, what makes it even funnier is that he has COMPLETED college but still welfares with his parents.

  • @SZF123456

    ....

    Okay, it's official people; He is the single biggest FAILURE in the history of mankind!!!D__D

  • @wespolly I think what fuels a substantial portion of the "white knight" faggotry is the realization that a lot of the people bashing him have no room to talk. I have to admit I too find irritation reading insults from people just as fucking pathetic as CWC! The only difference being they have maybe 1 or 2 more brain cells giving them better judgment then to put themselves on Youtube.They instead just dry-fuck their PS3s offline.

  • Agghh why did we have to see that?

  • LOL @ the fucking White Knights in here! Many have come before you, all have failed.

  • Are those nasty pictures really him? Or just an actor from 4chan pretending to be him?

  • @Radaral2 They're really him.. XD

  • your accent gets really annoying at times... otherwise good vid.

  • Lord Cockworthington still lurks here on YouTube or is he gone? I would definitely sub to him if he's under a new name.

  • best documentary evarrrr

  • I LOL'D SO HARD WHEN THEY SHOW CHRIS AS FORREST GUMP, CAPSLOCK CRUISE CONTROL

  • 4:19 OH MY GOOOOOOD!!

  • No need to be personal about the parents. As for CWC, maybe he's bisexual (in theory anyway).

    There are lots of f*cktards in our country, My Lord. Why are you so worried about the American taxpayers subsidising people like Chris-Chan (and the millions who are on welfare but, unlike CWC, would actually be able to work)?

  • @anonUK Chris is able to work. he's done so in the past, a few times. the only reason he doesn't work is because he doesn't want to.

  • I enjoyed myself until you just HAD to throw the furfag comment in there for no fucking reason. Go away

  • 1:42 - 1:51 loled hard

  • To all you moralfags out there, the worst thing you can do for a person with autism is encourage bad and downright nasty behaviour.

    They don't learn by empathy so depending on the severity of their condition, they need to be taught by repetition and pointing out why exactly that behaviour isn't productive.

    Sometimes, it takes a good trolling.