Slender Man sings "Still Alive" from Portal

[falloutkid578]

Your going to be on American idol slendy

[UtatanePikoChama]

-SNIFFLE- Oh Slendy, you hit the high notes pretty well. I love your voice range, ; ^ ; <3

YOU CAN MAKE IT... YOU CAN BE A FAMOUS SINGER... YOU CAN DO IT.

...

And stuff.

[kiraheart4000]

its...*sniff* ...beautiful...

[NightmareLuna2]

slender man i will buy all your albums for 20$

[bananaflyer1]

lmao



[RendanRoblox]

Well done! A beautiful voice, and the meaning in it, you can really see the emotion on his f- Uhm... Through his actions! *wipes brow* Good save...

[tex3121]

slendy can you kill my brother the reward is 20$

[jramirezks]

This makes slenderman a lot less creepy. I don't get how everyone is all freaked out about it, I m

[She was never heard from again]

[WelcomeToTheGunShow2]

I am Still Alive!

You won't be for much longer.

He is always watching.

[JellyfishOnCannabis]

Guys, enough of the £20 jokes. The real reason slendy follows people is because he wants to show off his beautiful singing voice. So please, guys, if you spot him, don't run away. It really upsets him.

[Hamodeyxs]

Creepy. This gave me nightmare.

[xXZoranxSugarxRushXx]

I hear "pordaa pordaa, porda puuu. " o-0

[tmygeetar]

Me: OMG slenderman! Chuck Testa: nope just Chuck Testa.

[TheDestroyerComics]

slenderman vs freddy krueger who would win?

[kiraheart4000]

@TheDestroyerComics SLENDER MAN FTW!

[JackHarknessHarter]

Could you perhaps do The Jetset Life Is Gonna Kill You by My Chemical Romance? Your voice is wonderful, Slendy. You're an inspiration to us all! :3

[halsandxkurusake]

@slendermansings if i give you $20 will you do "what is love?"

[EymTheStrongest]

I'm surprised at how this lacks distortion. You'd expect the sound to be rifting at least, but I suppose slenderman controlled his madness.

[PeachMangoKiwi]

Slenderman, do you like Denny's?

[RockehhGhost]

Hey, I hired you for my kids birthday party, and uh... Can I have him back?

[UboaP]

Dat ending.

[Thawktwo]

Right during the last "STILL ALIVE," lightning striked an I saw a faceless man out my window.

It's okay. I wasn't planning on getting any sleep tonight anyway.

[nolp7]

I knew Slendy couldn't be that bad, I mean come on. The guy likes portal.

[iluvharrydraco]

This was weirdly adorable.

O_O

[DeathForEyes]

Slenderman is my boyfriend.

just sayin'.

[edpNINTENDO22]

I'm not gonna lie here.

The ending scared the holy hell outta me.

[nomyxfarrah31]

These songs...Slendy,your voice...is awesome...I would love to do a duet with this dude! The ending rocked.

[ItoeKobayashi]

HOLY CRUD that last still alive... I think my heart stopped for a bit. XD

[scriminamp]

Now move quickly through the chamber lock, as prolonged exposure to children in your mouth is not apart of this test.

[GarlicPoncho]

Hey, Slenderman? You're a really good singer.

[arizona300]

Creeps me the fuck out lol

[SlenderManSings]

@arizona300 Roar.

[cookechris28]

:D HNNNG!

[SlenderManSings]

@cookechris28 Hnng indeed.

[MisterBluePants]

*watching portal song* i love this song *watching this* THIS IS EPIC

[blitzfirepaws]

for the good of all of us,

except your kids who are dead

[17Konica]

ooOOOHH JEESUSSS the ending caught me off guard ;n;

[SlenderManSings]

@17Konica <3

[TBHmate]

So beautiful..

[SlenderManSings]

@TBHmate Thank you

[pivotmaniac10]

That's ridiculous, I don't sound like that!

I mean...

*Poker Face*

SLENDY AWAY!

[SlenderManSings]

@pivotmaniac10 You are not Slender Man, I am Slender Man.

[pivotmaniac10]

@SlenderManSings But, there are multiple Slendermen, you forget.

[SlenderManSings]

@pivotmaniac10 Go away

[pivotmaniac10]

@SlenderManSings Okay.

*Leaves room*

[TheKillerApple221]

@SlenderManSings

no

I'm gunna tell the other slendies your a asshole!

WHAHHHHHHHHHH

[epicwinface]

@TheKillerApple221 too funny bro

[dravenroughnecks]

@SlenderManSings I would disagree, but, with grammar like that, I dare not to.

[TheMultiReplayers]

@pivotmaniac10 Slenderman doesn't even have a face so you cant *poker face*

[Gohstchan]

you stole mi portal and mi kid.

give back :(

[SlenderManSings]

@Gohstchan Learn proper English before talking to me.

[Gohstchan]

@SlenderManSings XD

[Mattlol909]

@SlenderManSings im evil matt i can destroy anything in sight so i can see blood...

and break all bones...hehe.....havnt you seen suicidematt? thats a video i created...it has a curse in it...muahaha!

[Evil666Matt]

@Mattlol909 pssht no your not i am...evil matt i created that video your talking about..hehe..DIE!

[sebastiendog]

@Mattlol909 Are you....retarded?

[Mattlol909]

@sebastiendog ...die does that answer that question?

[sebastiendog]

@Mattlol909 No...

[BlackDemonSpartan]

@SlenderManSings That sounded a little insulting, but I must agree -w-

[poodoo138]

This video has helped me stop being so afraid of ol' slendy here, now that I know he sounds like a tranny, I'm much less afraid!

[makeupyoung]

If he doesn't have a mouth, then how can he eat children? Does he have a stomach tube or something?

[ISleepWithAFanOn]

Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.

Maybe totheark.

That was a joke, haha, fat chance.

[flare4488]

I love this game, me and my son played it, -_- before u took him u bitche.

[TheCheckerboardNinja]

Aww.

I know he likes to kill people and all,

but cant he get a break, people?

maybe he also wants to be a singer! :3

[thechiefvsmario]

@TheCheckerboardNinja Obviously these murders are going to help his singing career.

[animefan0822]

With all the songs Slendy sings.. this is the creepiest

[MsSexasaurusrex]

Is the person who made this dead yet?

[Masterofmind999]

Slendy is my best friend! He isn't stalking, he is protecting!

[TomLeonLuigi]

@Masterofmind999 i hope so

[GillianGerardSingh]

@The end

WTF!

[Byjoveandsuch]

"Good" ending theme for Marble Hornets?

[cccaymol]

I am not afraid of the Slenderman OR the Enderman from minecraft anymore.

We're all still alive.

If only the Slenderman (Deep voice) did a duet with the enderman (Messed up demonic voice, yet still auidable), would make a good duet.

[ieatsomeponehs]

:')

[familydylan1]

Im in THAT part of youtube....

[deadman2312]

moist and delicious

[Shade080]

transcribe audio. it thinks he says "historically restore saturns return" wtf?

[TheGex101]

He become my favourite character. Slendy keep it up.

[flaggledaggle]

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[vJiNXv]

How does he sing.. Yet he has no face.

[NashiShuryo]

@vJiNXv That's why it sounds a little muffled ^_^ 

[minimanjonesy]

why is my dog barking at the laptop? :(

[gabriel7037]

awwww cute :3.......i wanna play minecraft with slenderman D: slendy where are j00 DEWD??? ohai can u sing still alive pl0x??? :3

[Ccbooya18]

Anyway this kid was great, he's so deliscious and moist!

[bleachfan990]

I shat my pants at the ending.

I mean, really, why do you hide such a wonderful voice?

[lolzgmode]

Im sorry, but i've hered the original song so much that i dont hear any difference other then altered voice. Can you post the "slendy" lyrics please?

[AlwaysProProduction]

thumbs up if your watching this off the one of the computers in the aperture science labs

[carterslave]

you just keep trying till you run out of kids 

[EndlessHalls]

what is with the whole twenty dollars thing?

[FrehleyCriss888]

@EndlessHalls Look up "Concrete Giraffes" and it'll make sense :)

[Pokefangirl101]

@FrehleyCriss888 Lol I love that video! XD

[Anna1210luv]

I love you! <33

[omgprinniesdood]

...How is he singing if Slendy haz no moath hoal?

[hoskinskid48]

But there's no sense crying over every mistake, but if you don't give me my 20 dollars, I WILL MURDER AND RAPE YOU... >:|

[BlueKatanaWarrior]

How on earth did I get here...?

[evilmonkey21000]

*i tore YOU to pieces

silly.

[noisemaker209]

How can he sing without a face?

[wyv3rn1]

Slendy, when do you ever have any time tosing? Aren't you usually fondling dead bodies and tormenting young adults while looking for those $20 they owe you?

[2stues]

o_O lol strange :D in a good way.. :L

[XxNearlyLovedxX]

It doesn't help that he sings with his mouth full of children....

[CamBen24]

@XxNearlyLovedxX he doesn't have a mouth... He cant sing or eat!

[Gakupoid]

@XxNearlyLovedxX I died from laughing. XDD

[SlenderManSings]

@Gakupoid Hello Gakupo.

[sweetncrazygurl]

love it

[TYLERisMiSfIt]

Slendy, have you considered American Idol? you can get more then 20 dollars!

[lordlublord]

now i know what my costume for Halloween is going to be!

[atomicdonutinc]

@lordlublord DAMN that was my idea....

[minimanjonesy]

the tape is a lie :D HAHAHAHAHAAH.... no?... :'(

[tetetete975]

now there is ENDERMAN

[Thedarkslayer77]

my friend said he came on 6666 views.... (Super Demon Number O:)

[moisesf606]

Turtlz :3.

[SirSlenderMan]

I came.

[Lilpostoffice6]

Slenderman doesn't want to kill kids, he just sings songs to them to help them go to bed! :3

[1Lanavis1]

@Lilpostoffice6 and then transports them to a hell dimension where he can "play" with them forever.

[mrDarkmage459]

@Lilpostoffice6 IN THE FOREVER BOX?

[robertsfunny1995]

@Lilpostoffice6 Then why does he leak that stuff that causes people to become paranoid and completely unable to sleep?

[everdarkable]

@robertsfunny1995 no idea what your talking about, just knowing hes out their killing random children makes me sleep like a baby.

[robertsfunny1995]

@everdarkable Well if you're ever around a child that's going to be taken away, he'll come after you.

[everdarkable]

@robertsfunny1995 is that such a bad thing?

[robertsfunny1995]

@everdarkable Yeah, he'll molest the child and kill you...

[everdarkable]

@robertsfunny1995 is that such a bad thing?

[robertsfunny1995]

@everdarkable And KILL you. Not to mention possibly molest the child he goes after...

[everdarkable]

@robertsfunny1995 is that so bad? ;)

[robertsfunny1995]

@everdarkable Yeah, even if he does kill you it's still not worth the kid getting molested...

[everdarkable]

@robertsfunny1995 and eatin, molested and eaten, and is beign molested and eatin that bad?

[robertsfunny1995]

@everdarkable Uh, yeah, even if you want to die getting molested is never a good thing.

[everdarkable]

@robertsfunny1995  are you sure?lol holocaust

[KnutKenzo]

@Lilpostoffice6 but they dont wake up :3

[Laxev]

Which is why he kidnaps them. He is taking them away to Neverland where he can sing to them everynight

[TheCBF36]

now do Want You Gone.

[Ualxer]

I love you slender man, even though you want to kidnap me, and impale me on a tree, while spreading my entrails across the planet, I think you just want a friend. I'm here for you buddy. You probably don't remember me, but we "played" and by "played" you haunted my dreams. But anyway, I love you :D

[Mattt8D]

If you can align this song and the original portal song exactly, then you can sing, too, and you've got a chorus.

[xRandomxMonkeyx]

*Clap* *Sniffle* *Clap* *Sniffle* Bravo, Slendy. Just.....Bravo. That was beautiful.

[acau77]

There's something in your closet, while you go to sleep, it has long arms, a black suit, you can't see it's face, or maybe it does not have one, anyways, you don't know whta it is....but it's SINGING.

[MrSuperDunn]

Slendys coming to kill you in your sleep if you dont say sorry

[Xelamorph67]

Oh crap guys, Slendy is still alive! D:

[2doctoma]

portal 3 will be about 6 seconds long if this is canon.

[Wafflepal]

Someone broke Slendy's heart?!

...They're dead.

[chandler191]

nvm

[chandler191]

lol i thought u was from minecraft

[chandler191]

slender man i gotta tell u so,mthing 1 stop haunting me on minecraft like herobrine omg herobrine is worst then u omfg i just pissed my pants fck no pepuls andi dont wanna talk About herobrine but u should meet herobrine for real ok and u have a good voice and plz when i got 1.9 or 1.7 or 1.8 dont haunt me plz

[FailcopterWes]

The pitch change caught me a bit, but I've gotta say Slendy, you've got a lot in common with old GLaDos. You both like mindfucking people and then killing them.

[sk8terafl]

Oh Slender Man, your such a pimp XD

[spider19990506]

how hard is it to sing with no mouth?????

[RedSpadeTre7]

Slenderman is still alive...

[5fifthwheel5]

At least he's a better vocalist than the Rake.

[vampirekitty001]

was anyone else listening to this as a lullaby then suddenly

2:51

[MegaSonicKing]

slendly starting singing once he got his first 20 dollars now he got 200 20 dollar givers and singed this

[iAmberPop]

I love to sing along with you Slendy! =3

[MrRsmaster31]

im sure people do wanna make a gun if they see him poor slenderman he cant see anything hes blind he doesnt wanna run into a car! he has no face! he wants to be safe!!!

[hersheyWorLd128]

He is a beautiful singer :3

[animexfan219]

O.o that last 'still alive' scared me!!!

[quantemretard]

how did this 20 dollars thing start? lol but its funny

[Triocasts]

Hey, Slendy, Want some cake? :D

[lawietluverxoxo]

oh... well.... this song fits him perfectly. HE'S SO FRIGGIN CUTE <3 :3

[BoomBuzzIsAlive]

Am i the only one who actually think his voice is beautiful when he's silent like this? @w@

[Gameorama91]

@GallifreyanWolf Holy shit me too lol

[allamericanoddball]

i love that song and i love slender man I SUBCRIBE

[CrazehGamer]

I want to see him sing screamo.

[nobloxinroblox]

Wait! How can he sing! He doesn't have a mouth! >:O

[GCVGCG]

OMGGGGGGGGGGGG I start to laugh so hard when i heard this low voice omg.... and portal... slendy and portal... omg, I died XD

[Gregthealien333]

HE DONT WANT CAKE GLADOS! HE WANTS HIS 20 DALLAH!

[PinkProgram]

Well this explains how he can apparently appear out of nowhere ^_^

[MooseyFate01]

Hey Slendy, mind giving me some cake?

GLaDOS won't. :c

[emoneko585]

@MooseyFate01 as long as you give him 20 dollars C:

[90deweydog]

@MooseyFate01 pinkie pie give you cupcake with people

slendy :D

[wigglesza]

It fits Slenderman as well as it fits Glaydos...GIYGAS COULD ALSO SING THIS >_<

[hankyje117]

W00T GO SLENDY!

[burnerthehedgehog]

im honestly surprised that all of this slenderman sings stuff isent more popular. i guess that people dont think it up enough to look it up, i guess...sad, isent it?

[grindgnashyourteeth]

... i... this makes me so happy...

[jellywillreturn]

He wants you gone... but not without his twenty dollars.

[turtle79070]

OH SHIT, I CAME ON 666 VIEWS

[TheSwinia23]

@turtle79070 ASWELL AS ME

HOLYFUCKTITSHIT

@t