Who Do You Think You Are - Jeremy Clarkson Part 1

[PaperPIane]

Legopenis your a genius for having that name

[vlakieste]

Yay! Music from the Amelie soundtrack.... So beautiful.

[ziggyboi1995]

Dear Points of View, I learned how to use a Kilner Jar from Nigella Lawson and learned many things about them. But, I almost ripped my cock off.

[BeeABaw]

does anyone know the name of the song at 5:45-6:03 ?

[RichardEllisxyz]

Typical English thinking..............."It's all in the blood" Royalty & all that crap, no wonder Clarkson goes on & on with his hatred of the Americans. Such a stuck-up twit...........Each is his own, your own person. Personal geneology is quaint....but has no bearing whatsoever on the present.

[baltostella]

@RichardEllisxyz Stop being such a stuck up incompetent fool, what do you care if others care about their family, does it harm you in any way? For once I just wish that people can do stuff without the likes of you busting everybody´s day up. And don´t bother replying to this cause I´m to sick of people who browse youtube looking for disputes. Good day to you Sir.

[enter48]

lol i dont know any of these ppl in the intro

[RastaSaiyaman]

It's fun to see him here racing with the oldest of his daughters, although at the Top Gear site, he expresses his worries about her finally getting her licence and her first car.

Perhaps he's worried about her taking after him a little much, she might get behind the wheel of her car and shout "POWER!" before gunning it.

[TiPzFuBez]

i wonder what car he drives in this show

[BeeABaw]

@TiPzFuBez a Range Rover

[ZeZeBatata69]

Brits are really just a bunch of inbreds :D

[nuteronstar777]

@ZeZeBatata69 I think not !. Come to Hereforshire and say that to my face you Yank CUNT !. I have older bottles of wine than you're dumb culture. Go and invade another country illegally !. LOL.

[Crewka]

@ZeZeBatata69 Whereas Americans are just bunch of descendants of people that no one wanted elsewhere, and Australians are just a bunch of descendants of criminals... way to generalise and hate.

[alief54]

He's my hero,Jeremy Clarkson

[jellydee123]

Lego penis FTW.

[SonOfTamriel]

7:34 Dope rims.

[neonWHALE002]

when it's jeremy clarkson, it takes great difficulty to take this seriously

[MrJORDANAKAJJ]

CASTLEFORD , im from there , my gret great granddad meat kilner in whitwood

[1998disco72]

Sorry to hear of your loss of your father Jeremy

[nautbijker]

is that the same mum as in the challenge on top gear?

[jimkev68]

@nautbijker yes

[maciekomis]

@nautbijker Nah, it's the other mother -.-'

[sangeeth666]

I love the title music. Sounds really good.

[TrufflesTheMushroom]

@sangeeth666 It's from the Amelie from Montmartre soundtrack. By Yann Tiersen. It's quite good.

[renamonnl]

7:25 did I hear the c word o.o

[mikeyruhly]

Did u see the name Harry hole? Haha

[Lancerevo98]

anyone else notice that the uploaders name is Lego Penis

[100089295]

LMFAO one finger typer :)

[laurence265]

jeremy, you do have the blood of someone amazing, yourself! TOP....GEEEEEAAAARRRRRSRERERER­ERE>R>>RE>R>SF>RE>F.v

[virginiatechfanx]

love the name mate

[emanuel813]

LOL he types like his a retard

[lhrmeonom]

@emanuel813 that's how old people type mate, you RETARD.

[m5p944]

I doesn't matter what his personal believes are all about. Bottom line is this dude in the last 30 years has been testing and driving the best cars out there. I would always like to hear his opinions.

[jacksonkidd]

Jeremy Clarkson's kids are the luckiest kid's in the world!

[saveusmilkboy]

Mrs. Shirley Clarkson is awesome!!

[fimbles101]

Jowly hislop in the intro... what a wanker..

[TheFiestameister]

@ricardoeldelmustang I don't think very many people take top gear seriously enough to think they know everything. I watch it for entertainment value, and nothing more.

[ricardoeldelmustang]

@TheFiestameister those guys are nice, i´m complaining about those who repeat exactly what he says, and they think they know everything.

[ricardoeldelmustang]

who is he? well, he´s the presenter of a show made for people who doesn´t know shit about cars, but when they watch it they think they know everything

[derbigpr500]

@ricardoeldelmustang He is a person hated by those who think they know everything, but they know absolutely nothing, and are, to put it nicely, fucking retards. Like you. Your IQ is too low to understand that Top Gear is a SHOW, not a fucking engineering lesson. Trust me, i've studied engineering, its way too complicated and hard to 99,9% of people to understand, theres more maths and physics involved that most people can take, and such a show would not be watched on TV.

[ricardoeldelmustang]

@derbigpr500 1st. i don´t hate him. 2nd i understand your point about topgear to be a show and not and engineering lesson, 3rd, the only low IQ retard here it´s you, i´m talking about those faggots who repeat exactly what he says when talking about cars, even his bad jokes, and they feel like experts because of watching the show. Or in your words, those who think this show is an engineering class. By the way, i know what engineering takes, my full respect for you if you are on that career.

[LaMusiqueetlabeat]

family roots are irrelevant, but if u look at em, its nasty and arrogant to say there is nothing" and just looking on how successfull they were.

[GiantPetRat]

Oh I didn't know that Jeremy appeared on this! Goodness, they've roped a good few stars into the program, haven't they? Oh, this'll be fun. :) Thanks for uploading!

[Vitryss101]

I hope they make a movie about Jeremy and let Mel Gibson play him.. No? Wrong choice?

[Caithleen0506]

@Vitryss101 Only Jeremy Clarkson is able to play Jeramy Clarkson lol

[VDZRIDER]

Jeremy clarkson in a show with bill oddie?

[lysolmax]

LMFAO! 4:32 "harry hole" xD

[wamasakyy]

Whats the name of that song at the very beginning, forgot its name and I want to learn it again on piano

[smithereens64]

@wamasakyy It's a song from Yann Tiersen. I think it's Comptine d'Un Autre Été.

[alpianeb7]

God I wish I was his child.

[Tshilly]

@alpianeb7 freak

[countmall]

Whats the difference between the Killner jar and the Mason jar? Geographical location?

[RandomoGaming]

inbread .. "Suprised i havnt got one eye" Brilliant!! Gotta love clarkson

[rabbitsmom]

"Kilner jars" in America are Mason jars.

[Mulholland107]

Harry Hole=that's an unfortunate name

[FerrariAu1]

@Mulholland107 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That's hilarious!

[FerrariAu1]

@Mulholland107 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That's hilarious! Your parents didnt even give u a chance!

[FerrariAu1]

Man! Jeremy's Mum is very knowlageble!

[IxISTIGIxI]

Karl Pilkington should do this

[polishsoccerfan]

OMG BILL ODDIE

[vwblade234]

hey jezza, how is your relationship with david cameron? has your phone been hacked?

[aorman11]

video poster person, your name is hilarious

[1998disco72]

@aorman11 Hey Jeremy my family is from the Wales who came to Virginia then south to North Carolina any Royster's here?

[Smithproduktions88]

Any1 know the musik in the start? been looking for it for ages

[BradFuzztone]

@Smithproduktions88

It's Yann Tiersen.

[xkakashix12]

@Smithproduktions88 /watch?v=-ZJDNSp1QJA&feature=r­elated that should be the one

[afuwok6969]

hahaha..that graduation photo looks like clarkson's face was photoshoped..

[1993heavenshallburn]

well, i looked up my ancesters a few days ago, and i found out that Zwingli was my eleven times great grand uncle. (that was the guy that started the reformation in switzerland, not sooo great i know xD)

[NoseyGenealogist]

I loved this episode. He mentions how it can be like a detective story, I agree with that. He also says how it can become quite addictive, again, that is my feeling exactly.

[jamesvozar1]

cool show thanks

[ferrarisarebomb666]

HAHAHAHAAHAH LEGOPENIS!!

[LeathermanFan2]

How old is Jeremy Clarkson's Mother? She doesn't look that old.

[EVILSPAWN1000]

@LeathermanFan2 I think Jeremys mom "invented" Paddington Bear.Not 100% sure tho...

[LeathermanFan2]

@EVILSPAWN1000 I just looked it up. It was the first Paddington Bear stuffed animals.

[culturebloc]

@EVILSPAWN1000 She created the toy paddington bear in the seventies. Which was based on the books created by Bond in the fifties. So you are almost right. I'm descended from the Hole family depicted in the above video. 

[EVILSPAWN1000]

@culturebloc Me and Paddington Bear shared many adventures back in the 70`s in those,forgot the name:# Those binocular/slideshow-things.Rem­ember?They were red and u could change discs,and there would be 12-15 pics on each disc,and a book to follow.

[ALEXANDER1318]

That music is epic.

[partochrome]

wow,,,besides everything ,,how fast he types 00:47

[niebells]

@partochrome and he has those long fingers too

[jrafa13]

what is the first music name? please tell me

[jmp2309]

@jrafa13 Comptine d'Un Autre Été - Yann Tiersen

[ALEXANDER1318]

Did he buy those glasses in that makeover show he did?

[MrAmansyed]

got his collection of books

[brucekirk89]

the problem with my family tree is some of my family are still hanging in that tree

[deanbrickland]

i remember wen jeremy metioned this on the episode they tested all the types of quadbikes

[Computerprohelper]

Jeremy Clarkson is the God in my religion

and my religion is cars <3

[ascortjkk]

@Computerprohelper the prius is the devil in your religion

[Computerprohelper]

@ascortjkk ahaa

[Computerprohelper]

@ascortjkk ahaa

u know what it is

[Mscheesefan1]

@Computerprohelper Jeremy Clarksonism!

[Computerprohelper]

@Mscheesefan1 YES!!!

[TheWatzitooya]

@Computerprohelper No, He's the God of Hellfire...

[xmodmodifier]

@Computerprohelper and richard hammond, james may are his prophet :P

[Computerprohelper]

@xmodmodifier haaha

no the are the avatars of the superior diety!

[eurofeli]

Don't remember the title of the song, but I do know the composer. Is the magnificent Yann Tiersen. The song is from the film Le Fabuleux Destin d'Amélie Poulain

[SeleNazzy]

what's the name of the song that starts around 0:15 ?

[FatGuyWithAKatana]

to one cool screen name owner to another *slight nod*

[trxspirit]

Lego Penis

[Evolancer13]

anyone imagined jezza yelling "Powaaaaaaah!" when he was going beginning to ride the go-cart?

[ZeGeRiVeNz]

i dont know who 6 people think they are!

[AshLuvsJonnyStew]

His mum is adorable!

[GirLInSecondLife]

Nothing wrong with being a farmer, Jeremy. Where do you think your food comes from?

[MagicalMrSkylar]

@GirLInSecondLife well the Japanese think you have to bury pigs to grow food....

[alxcsb]

@MagicalMrSkylar That's a good idea, burry a pig, pig tree grows, pick the pigs in the fall and boom, no more food issues. Better go tell the africans about this. 

[LegoPenis]

@FUCKTOPGEAR1 Any specific reason why you would want this?

[FUCKTOPGEAR1]

@LegoPenis yes I am angry that people will ban Kodomo No Jikan and I hate Top Gear for that they smash 80's cars so why not Ban Top Gear

[LegoPenis]

@FUCKTOPGEAR1 Well, If your angry over it being banned, why Top Gear of anything? I mean, They smash 80's cars but a lot of shows do that too so singling out Top Gear is a bit unfair. Also I'm pretty sure Kodomo No Jikan is Lolicon, which is borderline illegal in most countries so its banning is more justified than a ban on Top Gear ever would be. I'm not talking as a Top Gear fan here, I'm just speaking logically.

[FUCKTOPGEAR1]

@LegoPenis I support Lolicon.... Fuck The Ban.....



[somberlight]

@FUCKTOPGEAR1, let me get this straight. a kiddyporn enthusiast is moaning about cars. BWAHAHAHAHA.. good luck with that

[FUCKTOPGEAR1]

@somberlight Long Live Lolicon! FUCK TOP GEAR 

[112peanut]

@FUCKTOPGEAR1

Lolicon is nice

Top Gear is even better

[throwingknifeladd]

@FUCKTOPGEAR1 haha good luck getting there because they are the best in the world and the more 80s cars they smash the better

[FUCKTOPGEAR1]

@throwingknifeladd 80's cars RULES!!!!! I HATE new cars I hate round designs

[112peanut]

@FUCKTOPGEAR1

Stop saying nonsense

[poke125]

@FUCKTOPGEAR1 if you hate Top Gear very much to the point of banning the show then go watch Fifth Gear, because you're wasting everyone's time you loser

[Dragsteryourself]

@FUCKTOPGEAR1 Christ almighty... you want to fuck with Jezza? At least censor it, considering there are kids who might be looking at your comments you self-pleasuring queer.

[unclepic1]

terrible quality? its not bad at all haha

[getupstairstobed]

6.31 a brave old woman if she doesnt get frightened when a big 6'5" man comes barging through the door without knocking, good job its her son!

[hoffbill]

@bj001r9327 I can't help but agree with you after seeing this.

Always thought he was grumpy-ha-ha. But he really is a selfish pos.

[shcnoozlebop]

lol when he said i think when everyone thinks about it they expect to be descended from royalty, that's not true. i never expected anyone important from my family, because my mum's side is full of cowardly, back-stabbing retards with no brains, and my dad's side is a bunch of ex-druggos, ex-alcos and religious nuts. my dad and i are the black sheep of the family.

[Ronangamevideos]

My grandfather was a freemason

[connorlat]

my great great great great grandfather was Thomas Carlyle

[datawraith3080]

My great grandfather worked at Goodrich, and designed the Rivet nut (or rivnut)

[xArchangelSGE]

Jeremy Clarkson is my fave top gear host.

[MultiDimwit]

what if your father is jeremy clarkson?

[TacticusPrime]

We are, each of us, a multitude. -Carl Sagan

[ThePhantomMajor]

Well at 3.04 : William the Conqueror was my 29xgreat grandfather, Warwick the Kingmaker was my 18xgreat uncle, John of Gaunt was my 18xgreat grandfather so boo sucks to Jeremy!!!!!!!!!

[TacticusPrime]

@ThePhantomMajor At 29 generations back, we all have 536 870 912 direct ancestors. That's far more than lived in all the world at the time, so we are, all of us of any British blood, related to William the Conqueror.

[1337gam3r07]

Wow I did not know Clarkson was on this programme as well

[MusicFootyHD]

you have a legendary username ;)

[LegoPenis]

@bj001r9327 Then why watch this?

[shofear1992]

@LegoPenis epic screen name dude :D

[Oregu7]

I love the piano background music in the beginning. Yann Tiersen The Piano I believe.

[DoReMiForever]

Clarkson sucks -_-

[DDRGURU56]

It's amazing how Jeremy looks as old as his mother now. He should probably quit the smoking.

[DoReMiForever]

@DDRGURU56 he should go out in front of a car and end him self -_-

[greedyfoot]

Americans don't have Kilnar Jars. We have Mason Jars. And Kilnar had loads of competition, and they went under in 1939.

[KittyKattyYukiLvr]

@greedyfoot I love Mason jars. <3

[whiskeyline11]

It's all gone yellow! xD

[nickster1318]

lol when she says cunt lol

[cobolt13]

1:13 It's mcgee XD

[jomparkes97]

"she was a right old c**t" hahahahaha clarksons mum

[beapicike]

what`s the music at the begining .... pls could somebody tell me???

[jomparkes97]

@beapicike just search in youtube "the piano" and go onto the one with the cartoon picture

[sentineloffreedom]

1:14 CANNON CROTCH! :P sorry, I have the mind of a fourth grader lol

[petaboil]

id love clarson as my father

[bayarm9]

@petaboil naahhh.... id rather have clarkson as my father

[ashikmohds]

@petaboil so wat 'bout ur father

[PamK36]

What's wrong with farming? Everybody needs to eat! Where does he think food comes from?

[trishulf1]

@PamK36 He thinks food comes from cows and chickens...

[PamK36]

@trishulf1 Also raised by farmers....

[trishulf1]

@PamK36 Uhm....yes, thank-you.

I imagined myself in Jeremy's shoes when I wrote that comment. From whatever little I'm used to him after watching every episode of Top Gear (both old and new series) and Extreme Machines, I took the liberty to write what Jeremy would say!

Have a Good Day.

[spookypensreturns]

LOL she does have a honda jazz

[tjmick1992]

must be simple for europeans to track down their ancestors.

Us americans, we come from all over the place!

lol

[Stevie2Sxc]

@tjmick1992 you'd be amazed how tricky it can be for British people. we've invaded and been invaded by so many different people it's almost ridiculous

[Rickuisricky]

amazing how he type so fast with one finger aha

[avensons007]

@Rickuisricky

Like a typewriter.......

[3516951]

he's such a prick

[Flamesync]

Awful intro for the show. Reminds me of a bad soap opera.

[Mowner3]

I still can't take him seriously

[bader90]

can anyone please tell me what the piano music in the beginning was called or who plays it?

[applepejay]

is that his house?

[cobolt13]

I keep expecting him to blow something up.

[MrJoviun]

did his mother say "cunt" or "cow"?

[9928HOTPOINT]

@MrJoviun  cow

[cheekymancunian]

Jeremy Clarkson's mum is so funny.

"She was a right ol' cow." LOL...

[pashting]

@cheekymancunian she defo says cvnt ;)