Retsupurae 3000 part (2/6)

[hanchiman]

Damn, I can't shake off the image of Master Miller/Liquid Snake making snarky comments. Cam Clarke voice doesn't really change in variety like Nolan North.

[3nek0]

8:00 ...is that Jack Palance?

[chosentonessournotes]

@shadowclone323 Uhhhh wut? You just said "thank god for the mute button ur fuckin annoying". I think just about every single sane human being in the universe would assume you didn't like the video. So enlighten me... Who were you referring to? And if you actually like the video, why would you say what you did?

Kids these days, I tell ya...

[TheMightyP00tis]

10:04 HOLY SHIT that bartender's legs are skinny, stomach is fat, and his arms are fucking ripped.

[TheRealCartererer]

At least now I know what a Jamiacan Ripped Fat Albert looks like

[iamabigfatbutt]

Is that John St. John voicing this guy?

[thapoint09]

@iamabigfatbutt:

Cam Clarke.

[KantorekBaumerB14]

imagining the guy mologueing out lud makes this at leat 7 or 8 times funnier

[EcksDeeOneTwoThree]

I love it when he says "I'm sorry" followed by something confusing, it just cracks me up.

[Flokkerdude]

WHATEVERS!!

[Time4Mutiny]

Is there an Orgasmatron in the Pleasure Dome?

[EponymousKid]

@shadowclone323 So your solution to not liking the video is to keep watching it with the sound off. Brilliant.

[shadowclone323]

@EponymousKid did i say i did not like the vid no i dinit so i have no idea what your talking about

[roomooLOL]

@shadowclone323

Well it certainly doesn't look like you like the video judging by your bitching.

[shadowclone323]

@roomooLOL weell apparently ur wrong

[kriscarreiro123]

3:28 is that cobra??

[Taku128]

9:04 I was disappointed they never talked to Kenshiro.

[sonobl]

9:04 Gats?

[qwertyuiop78945612]

The future.

[leviathan1173]

"You're ugly and you smell bad!"

Best. Comeback. EVER!!!

[JanitorAntisocial]

@leviathan1173

No, I believe the best comeback still belongs to Mr. Godlimations with his particularly scathing "well your a poo poo head! your head is made of poo poo!!"

[jettythesunfish]

CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!

Oh, sorry. Touhou on the brain.

[MJ1284]

1:03 - 1: 18 Guy Kazama must have trained those factory workers all the way up to Metal Soldier

[MidnightMidna]

Pisshead is the best insult since dickshit IMHO.

[LemonOfSilence]

I love the look on the black guy's face when the chocolate bar erases all of his problems. See, that's why it's so sought after.

[TheDeathnotejunkie]

Are you guys trying to carry the legacy of mst3k? I've seen your entire library which seems to mirror the trio's sarcastic, deadpan, and witty commentary. If you are trying to carry their legacy please bring it to the attention of the younger generation. I wish they would know the greatness of mst3k.

[PKrockin]

@TheDeathnotejunkie I don't think that was the intention when they "invented" LPs. Rifftrax has already succeeded MST3K anyway.

[pockypurse]

That IS Big Boss. It just is! His voice, eyepatch, everything. Now we know where he was during the 80's.

[kkslider555]

so in the future bartenders have a generic jamaican accent, big earrings, green lipstick, huge muscles and a huge stomach.

yeah, I'm convinced everyone is just the create a character option gone horribly wrong.

[PickpocketSan]

"Don't matter! You still smell like pig, mon!"

1. Someone's definatly a grumpy gus.

2. Well, you seem sane.

3. Bollocks...

[nintendonut888]

Of course this is Arrival in Hell, why else would your character be carrying around an exit sign?

[TheMaximumPower]

11:35 Hey, I call ’em as I see ’em. I’m a whale biologist.

[ZoomingDakota]

So the chocolate fish from Spongebob was from the future? Huh. Whaddya know?

[undeathbeckons]

What a grotty, piss-stained future city.

[paulwarnstedt]

@undeathbeckons omg flashback....

[antisadism]

Chocolate? CHOCOLATE?

[Grendelynden]

@antisadism

I've been trying to catch you boys all day! And now that I've got you right where I want you...

Can you boys tell me where to find "The Jake"?

[steveharley0345]

@antisadism

With or without nuts?

[ggamer2004]

This game would have sucked, but I just can't get over the fact that this is IN THE FUTURE.

[Soragan]

I'm loving the morph ball doors at the Pleasure Dome.

[FourthDerivative]

I think he said "what others?", not "whatevers"

[Shamaho0]

1 person disliked this... minus 1...

[Luccifan45]

I want to learn kah-rah-tae.

[mrmorozov9]

"Who you calling kissup, slosh brain?"

[GyroZancross]

9:13 Derp-a-derp

[droneforever]

@Fortem This is just a wild guess but I think Casey Jones is probably a Grateful Dead reference. Because he's a hippie. And all.

[ZodiakZen]

5:21 look at those amies.

[bloodriotiori]

@ZodiakZen those sure are some god damned triple fudge packas!

[GTAfan421]

@bloodriotiori Fuck dem triple fudge packas! Fuckin amies!

[bloodriotiori]

@GTAfan421 I recently found his new channel, but i can NOT remember what it was called, but it was the same old muscle bomber, if i can find it again i'm going to link Retsupurae to it...we need more muscle bummer! And i realllyyyyyy miss Billy Mc :( Me and a friend of mine recently watched a video by billy where he had a friend over (lime jello i think was his name), and they played a game...it was unbearable without slow beef and diabetus in the back ground lol.

[GTAfan421]

@bloodriotiori Well, its good to know that our dear BillyMC has found a friend at least.

[DezuReborn]

The time says 14:12, yet it's night?

[GreatPelicanMan]

Perpetual darkness 3000!

[ChadVisionAbridged]

I like when the Asian man turns into a dragon...

[NCHammer326]

I really gotta hand it to The Diabetus and The Slowbeef for managing to make it through this far.

[BlastedToitles]

Fuck L.A Noire, why did this game slip past the radar. It's so underrated, right up there with Alpha Protocol, Mega Man, and Shinsuki's County Mystery:Twin twin girl love.

Such a travesty.

[KedViper]

dude I spilled lemonade on my computer

[Thereisnospork303]

SNAKE, MAYBE YOU SHOULD PEEK IN THAT WINDOW AND SEE.

It's like listening to a cheesy New York version of Master Miller.

[TheToast7]

@Thereisnospork303 I'm surprised no one knows this, but that actually IS a cheesy New York (3000) version of Master Miller. It's the same voice actor.

[Thereisnospork303]

@TheToast7 I caught on to that factoid thanks to the tags in the video. Once caught, I could not let go.

[ResidentVarmint]

The Brian?

The Brian Kendrick?

[Darlos9D]

Welp, this game can't be much more racist about asians than Deus Ex.

[AdvanceSockem]

@Darlos9D Mista JC Denton in da fresh.

[SamuraiFoochs]

My question is, how did he KNOW she was a man posing as a woman posing as a man or whatever? How does that work out?

[mzxrules]

@SamuraiFoochs He's a private investigator. PRIVATE. INVESTIGATOR.

[ResidentVarmint]

@SamuraiFoochs Ever see the "Yowie Wowie" video from Chip Cheezum?

Yeah...

[EclipseHedgehog]

kassie jones from tmnt?

[MitchZer0II]

For some reason, this looks like an un-adult version of a game I would've made...

[heroteen16]

i hope they keep doing much more of this, this stuff is amazing, these guys make crappy games funny as hell.

[IntrospectIntellect]

So when are you guys going to go back and rip on bad Let's Players?

[CookizREvil]

Why even make L.A. Noire? Just port this to the PS3/360. Game of the year.

[jsh020]

i just relised is the guy that voices blade runner, does he voice ryudo form grandia 2

[CSB]

@jsh020 Cam Clarke :)

[Darlos9D]

@jsh020 you mean Blade HUNTER. Get it right!

[NinSegaful]

07:41 She would be unjulating better if she had breast cancer,think of the drama!

[mrapathetic09]

The Pleasure Dome: Two girls enter, one cup leaves.

[bloodriotiori]

@mrapathetic09 ewwwwww xD

[Isaacian27]

09:27

Wow, Casey Jones really let himself go...

[mattr75]

So, chocolate is illegal in the future...does that mean Willy Wonka is a major crime boss and chocolate dealer?

[ValisHD]

@mattr75 yeah snorting that choco crack

[Gobythebear]

Slowbeef and Diabetus for guests on the next Rifftrax, FUND IT

I mean they had Lowtax...

[EponymousKid]

@Gobythebear Have they done a Rifftrax for the Super Mario Bros. movie?

Because I've got this crazy idea that Slowbeef and Diabetus would be perfect for that.

"It was a bold choice to deliberately make it so this movie had nothing to do with the Mary-O games."

"Eh. I give it a 10/10."

[Mintergalactic]

Between this guy, Guy Kazama, and Jack Slate, you have enough manpower to rival even the largest armies of the world.

And they would be under the control of Slowbeef. What a scary thought.

[BrakBoy]

dead to rights 3000

[EponymousKid]

@BrakBoy There's even a Den of Iniquity.

[BrakBoy]

Blade Hunter doesn't murder enough people.

[TheorySH]

After fully watching this, Star Strike, and Last Alert, I have to say that a three-sided brawl between the joystick, Blade Hunter, and Guy Kazama would be the fight of the century.

[EthVortexShield]

@TheorySH Thats not a very fair fight, if we go based on screentime and role, the joystick will win too easily.

[ILIKECEREALX]

@TheorySH You know Guy would totally win that one. He's dead to rights.

[fyocouchnickel]

@TheorySH Guy would win seeing as he is Super Hero level

[Tordah26]

@TheorySH Yeah, but Guy Kazama is a Superhero.

[TheNinthKoopaling]

@TheorySH Might wanna add Earnest Evan to that list.

[HazelCarter287]

@TheNinthKoopaling Don't forget the bartender from Town With No Name. Excuse me, True Shit.

[thapoint09]

@HazelCarter287:

And now we can add Mike Dawson.

...oh, who am I kidding?

[HorrisNorris]

"I'm David Bowie btw" :D

[TheBrianJ]

Diabetus, to answer your question at 8:41, I haven't seen The Jake anywhere either. You might want to ask The Robert, he's probably your best bet.

[eggbandicoot6]

@TheBrianJ Oh my god, it's you!

[CSB]

@TheBrianJ best comment of this video

[Neotails8762]

@TheBrianJ I can't upvote this enough.

[bloodriotiori]

@TheBrianJ who are you sir? everyone seems to be amazed that you're here...i must join this band wagon and learn of your origins :)

[xxVampirePenguinxx]

@bloodriotiori Check 8:39

[KingKoodaz]

@TheBrianJ That may be so.... But THE CHAD IS GREAT!!!

[TheToast7]

@TheBrianJ I can't tell you how offended I am that you guys forgot to pick me up for The Party. I mean who am I, The Snake?

[TheSingingHog]

That was a pretty good video. I'm really tired now so I think I'll go to bed for 18 hours, after all I've got another 50 minute day tomorrow.

[EponymousKid]

I can't imagine a single reason why the player didn't even try to talk to Cyberpunk Bowser. I want to know what that guy has to say.

Also, I love the bartender. I bet he goes to the gym all the time, but he's got back problems and can't do ab work.

[Evan121991]

@EponymousKid I actually looked this game up on Wikipedia, apparently the Sega CD version =removed the ability to talk to Cyberpunk Bowser=

I need to find out what he says in the Amiga version now.

[MathNerd50]

@BOOMSHOCKA65

... to fail.