Pro-ti-ens: An Inconvenient Truth

[tigerseatflesh]

This is the reason I'm not vegan anymore. That Half Pint SOLD it!

[eskimospy77]

I saw your lips move

[Demmwit]

This one feels completely different from other "educational" films of the era.

laserdisc---Is this in its original state, other than its length?

[laserdisc]

This is part of approximately 20 minute educational film produced by a dairy council I believe. Admittedly, there are some more "educational" parts toward the end, but other than missing the beginning and end parts, this is uncut.

[Druidbw]

5:52 PROTEIN

Where do they get PRO-TI-ENS! Bad English.

[monkfan72]

That's just the way they pronounced it back then.

[dukenthaylor]

@monkfan72 Right you are! That is, until the Great Robot/Row Boat Misspeak Tragedy of 1959!

"Oh, the humanity! I mean, the lack, thereof!" XD

[lcw123]

They forgot about calcium.

[dangel6667]

"from the milky way" how stupid where these people?! lol

[redfootwalking]

let's make our milk "disappear"

[Gmancrap]

How is that funny?

[redfootwalking]

Gmancrap...r u asking me, or someone else?

[Gmancrap]

You.

[redfootwalking]

okay...I get it, you thought it was funny...well, whatever makes you laugh; good for you...

[Gmancrap]

I didn't think it was funny at all, I want to know why you thought it was funny.

[redfootwalking]

:0) the voices you hear are quite normal, eventually, it will all disappear like the milk did. Just take it one day at a time...it's going to be allll right...nice and simple...

[Gmancrap]

Ok.

[quadroonlicious]

Mr.Half-pint, wanna fuck?

[tvsdavid316]

Someone needs to re-edit this into a David Lynchian type affair.

[midsentence]

So this is what David Miscavige was up to during those first few audits.

[tomservo3]

I tried drinking buttermilk to see what "zippy snoppy" is like. now I know why he says that. I will never drink buttermilk again.

[richardbrompton]

Did You ever try "Daddies Protein"?

[193and]

this guy was paid from the same milk fund that nixon stole from.

[33Mark221]

What a cool film. That man is a very talented ventriloquist. Also--you don't see many teachers joining their charges at luncheon! A sweet time capsule.

[narutocursemark]

man dude your so races. mabye its how the camrea is but dude stop being races. cause it aint cool.

[Beccka]

Joe's performance makes me think of Johnny Depp in Willy Wonka.

[orastella]

Proteans?

[metalpsalm]

These people are almost clear, they're so white

[quadroonlicious]

I think the girl in the polkadot dress might be Jewish. She reminded me of Bette Midler.

[Druidbw]

And this is how you can tell a Jew? My god..how ignorant.

[ebuttyourself]

hilarious video.

thanks for uploading this

:)

[tomservo3]

" way up there in the milky way, there are miles and miles of milk and-" lol

[Hornycricket]

Good rich creamy cream..... i'm gonna have nightmares now...

[Irishqueen88]

I hope harm comes to Half Pint

[ND2525]

I hope Half Pint was dismantled after his use, but I think, like the Twilight Zone's Talking Tina doll, his malevolence will be around forever.

[SlideItEarl]

What was that incantation around 4:57?!?

Buttermilk (renamed because focus groups hated its original name: vomit) has that "zippy, snoppy" taste. What does "snoppy" mean? Like an emetic?

[ND2525]

lactose has never been more hysterically funny.

[xtiml]

bobby remeber what you learned from the homosexual film, and bobbie this man in white is maybe one be on gaurd.

[fennmeister]

My name is CHUCKY...wanna play?

[leonardo0200]

now tell us how we get breast milk.

[greenhornet59]

half pint has a hard on in the last scene?

[umerikrules]

"thats mr.half pint to you bitch!"

[goldenagenut]

We read so much into things nowadays, those were more naive and innocent times.

[MikeBagack]

wow-disturbing

[Videodrome06]

This is Al Gore's new movie?? Actually it's pretty educational :)

[kanna317]

you know if those were real kids, they'd be terrified. or just apathetic.

[Denebola171]

"Drink milk kids, or this puppet will EAT YOU!!!"

Ah. The 50's. The Era of American Values and fu&%ing terrifying puppets.

[IDDERS]

wtf?