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  • when i flop the nuts, i scratch my nutz.

    look out for it

  • this is the most stupid poker clip ever fucking dumb ass. who the fuck is this fugly guy anyway. probably broke as fuck from poker

  • @dodgethehell Really? Your Saying that about Mike Caro! You obviously have no idea who he is or anything about poker.

  • the thing you have to watch out for is people who already know all this and they hope you know it as well. so if i make it look like i got a strong hand by looking at my chips and away from the board but its a bluff and then you fold. or if i shrug my shoulders/sigh that makes it look like i got a monster as well.

  • LMAO ...."chips"

  • such a cheesey video

  • And of course, you've made as much money as MC has... haven't you.

  • This video is really gay.

  • What the videos doesnt say is that pros in las vegas are giving you a lots of fake tells to catch you and better if you read caro s book

  • what's that thing dealing the cards?

  • 6:28 - " 'His' sadness is meant to deceive you". Wait, that was a dude?

  • @ArcaneDragonX Now THAT's an awesome bluff.

  • @ArcaneDragonX both men and women are 'poker players'. 'His' sadness is correct :)

  • Usless tips

    thumbs up

  • @bekotrollface

    Useless comment

    fuck off

  • I find this difficult to masterbate to.

  • @BoreyKelew1992 one of the funniest comments I've ever read- fits perfect with the video.

  • thank y Caro & Zimbushka :D

  • i do almost all of these this video helped me out so much

  • "his sadness is meant to deceive you" :) great delivery

  • I've actually made attempts to give false tells at the same time. It's hard for people to get tells if you give off everything. Move back from table, stop talking or chewing gum, always stack chips regardless of play-style. Trying to breathe faster to get a red face to look like a bluff. Lots of stuff. Even trying to rock-scissors-paper the guy by out thinking them. I like limping with practically everything unless someone raises. I'd rather see the flop cheap to define the hand.

  • @Probitas1 limping is a weak move BECAUSE it lets in weaker hands that would fold to a bet and then these hands flop 2pair and trips for free... limping is bad unless you are trapping.. :)

  • @Probitas1 you can't get an opponents range if you do that. youre in a lot of shit if you limp a lot :)

  • @Probitas1

    That's why these tells are good for people that don't know about them. They'll have no idea what they're telegraphing, and probably won't be able to fake anything. However, for someone like you, I'd have to pay extra careful attention to whether the tells your giving off are natural or acted. This is what Caro's book talked about that I read. A major part of reading people was determining whether the tells were natural or fake.

  • 'I bet' retard

  • this guy is tilting the shit out of me right now!

  • these tips are very good for playing against amateurs

  • ima gona do the opposite of everything he said to see if it works :P

  • These guys fail at poker.

  • chips... 2:53

  • @Burlymansteve hahahahahahahhahahahah

  • @Burlymansteve hahaha

  • @Burlymansteve LOOL

  • i do these on purpose when i have a good or bad hand so no one can tell.

  • you folks should read a book called SECRET ADVANTAGES OF A POKER PRO its a great book about how those pros really make money! I downloaded it on amazon!

  • visit ma channel

  • @mchellraiser88 you're the kind of wanna be good player that I love owning. Just saying....

    Next time someone acts nervous, shove all-in...because you KNOW they are bluffing 100% of the time. Good luck raisin' hell....douche.

  • wow I can't believe this guy made so much money with these BS tells. If a player acts nervous they are NEVER bluffing? Wow what an idiot!

  • @polospark1984 you're the kind of fish i love taking money from. Just saying...

  • A smart player would do well to watch this twice.

  • any one what this guy is chatting about , what an idiot

  • i dunno how to hide a bonner :D

  • It's amazing how much of this is sort of counter-intuitive psychology (or acting, you might say); a bit like the game itself, where a big bet usually means a weak hand and vice versa. I just wish i could see people's body language when playing online. It's kind of hard to spot a bluff when all you see moving around are virtual chips.

  • you talk shit old man =D..

  • WRONG! :D Lol

  • These aren't ultimate, they are standard.

    I wasted almost 10 minutes of my life watching this in hopes I would learn something new.

    Apparently not.

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  • #1 is completely wrong for me...

  • "Never look again...that will save you money" Wish I did look again once... my Ace of diamonds nut "flush of hearts" got dwarfed by my opponents real Ace of hearts high flush... yeah never be 100% sure when a lot of money is on the line.

  • i've seen tell #2 a few times in games. Good tell, but you don't see it too often.

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  • someones on PKR i look at my hand to pretend i have nothing n check works well sometmes!

  • lol terrible acting :P

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  • "His sadness is meant to deceive you" with the close zoom is fucking creepy LOL

  • 'Pokerclack' is the biggest noob mistake ever. So is indicating sadness. You're foolin' no one bitches.

  • @Zer0nite worked for me bitch

  • @thephenom86 Worked on a crappy player.

  • 8:50 milf shes fine

  • i think the number 1 rule is to go with your instinct not necessarily by the rules, if everyone played by the rules there would be no surprises. Have fun see u on the tables ;-)

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  • Caro is also saying if you have the nuts, fold it to a player who looks sad and makes a big bet.

  • If a player glances at his chips when sitting next to TJ Cloutier, it only indicates that the player is making sure that the deadbeat is not stealing from you.

  • One tell Caro left out was when the opponent does the reversal of the the normal reverse play, then he is not reversing, but instead, double reversing the reversal.

  • As bright as Caro appears, what has he ever won?

  • I hate wake up videos. Never drop alarm clocks in graveyards.

  • A player is nervous so that player must be bluffing. WRONG!

  • this kind of shit makes poker complicated just play ur cards fuck the rest fuck someone else card even You must b convinced ur hand highest because there no way someone can have higher in this go that how u win a play not looking at someone dick

  • stupid tells not instead think about minimalazing odds of some for example 22 and there are 5 higher on a tbl 97% someoe have higher pair at hands that what u have to think not how someone put chips or throuw them on table sily no rules for that can loose u big time

  • Oh, his pulse in his neck is going like a freight train! Wait.....does that mean he is bluffing or has the nuts......shit.

  • He sounds like Dr. Phil, but his tips are really good!

  • i fake them all for the losers who believe body language is a real science :) gives me loads of money :)

  • yoo

  • id use all of these for reverse phsycology

  • This is brilliant! 

  • nice vid, thank ya ;)

  • tells are just understanding humans, you just gotta understand humans and at the same time be an actor

  • WRONG!

  • this video has 200000+ views so next time you go casino i wouldnt go in thinking you have an edge cos you dont every one knows how to play poker nowadays.

  • "you're ready to bring your opponents to their knees"

    Such a cruel game, but so fun.

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  • Tap 02:53 - "Chihps"

  • thanks its awesome

  • i never saw him win anything though.

  • these "reads" may work on weak players but more experienced players are harder to read. reading is always based on the situation. there are no 100% tells on good players

  • If you learn how to mix that shit up,you will play good.If not your just another fish.

  • Thats were skill comes into play

  • great video

  • that will save you.................muhney!

  • Or you can do exactly the opposite...

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  • @NegreanuDan33 Do you play for real money or play money

  • players that stare at the flop have a weak hand...players that stare at their opoositions breats have a hard on.

  • @ManchesterMandem

    that's why I always keep staring at the flop/board. with the nuts xD

  • @ManchesterMandem What are Breats?

  • My friends do a lot of this stuff intentionally. None of them are any good but against them I have to assume the opposite usually. But I have noticed this only applies in small $20 games. When I get them in bigger games for $100 buy in or more they get all nervous and tighten up, and these tells are more legit. So I think it has everything to do with how comfortable the player is at the table.

  • what happend if everybody watch this video and no one look the flop ever again??

  • 0:41 whats up with the 7 of diamonds

  • Worst Poker table in history

  • these are of course generalizations, and not true %100 time with every player, but I agree with Mike's tips overall. Especially not looking at the flop initially because that is an opportunity to really figure some players out.

    Reading how a player acts at a table socially you will be able to find a better read on if Mike's tips will work or not for that particular player.

  • All these tells are useless against a player who has sunglasses

  • to reverse mike caros tells means you play like a donkey.tells nevr been reverse.It is always true in every poker table.

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  • mike caro didnt win a shit

  • These tells are universally known in the poker community. Good players counterffeit these tells to fools weaker players. These tells are gold if you are playing against weak players but can give you false confidence against a strong poker player.

  • Of course all of this only applies to all first grade noob fishes out there. Good luck in finding them in a good live game.

  • Everybody has neat stack nowadays.

  • i playing tight and my chips in poker r messy

  • Mike's gold tie is EPIC!!!!

  • "Never call that bet. His sadness is meant to deceive you." im fking scared now

  • LOL, if you watch the hand from High Stakes Poker where David Benyamine flops the nut straight, he immediately looks away and points to the next person.

  • omg. i do all these. ive just hit a set. look away.lol.

  • @remcotorken lol ppl have tried that already

  • I always stare at the flop to study the texture, no matter how strong my hand :P

  • i cant believe people still look at there stack right away.....all the time and they always have it

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  • Stay thirsty, my friends.

  • Good video

  • im sorry but no one uses "pokerclack" it;s so obvious!

  • gonna have to agree with some other previous comments on here and disagree with rule number 10. Experienced players see reaching for chips as they are betting as a weakness that you are trying to push them out of the hand, and they will go ahead and bet. However, I read Phil Gordon's Little Green Book and he talks about when he got busted by a player who reversed that tell on him

    I love the tip about never watching the flop though its so simple but I never thought of it.

  • the pokerklack sounds a lot like the pokertut

  • I think they are in the old Taj room in AC, no?

  • you should never favourite this video because you don't want your friends to see it as well! ;)

  • this guy is seriously borin.im never gonna get those 9 minutes back.

  • Pokerclack Mike!

  • reach for your chips ... dont even do it .. that thats bit . if i was the woman and saw him reach for his chips and then reraise.. i would go straight over the top ..

    contradicting himself with that last one .. dont reach for your chips im serious... its a huge sign of weakness . it look as though they are trying to stop you from betting .. so expect a raise if you reach ..

  • @gottagetaway i agree with you there buddy

  • 'chips' lmao

    wtf is this shyt..anuva stupid american video

  • what a load of crap

    how on earth has no one blamed mike for losing his house and shot him ??

  • @barbahaba these tips helped me buy my house in malibu. why would i be mad?

  • @RobBobbyBird well first of all i'm happy for you

    and have u thought about the possibility it was something else?

    cause these tips are either obvious or just funny but i cant see it helping me if not damaging me on todays level of poker maybe 20 years ago but today ??

  • @barbahaba

    I disagree about damaging, some yes it wont work, but the majority of average players will still make a few of these mistakes even with todays standards. Most ive witnessed get way too comfortable when having a strong hand and vise versa with a weak. Also ive noticed when somone has a good hand most like to jump the gun and reach for chips even before u put yours out. Just my 2 cents of experience is all.

  • There's a road ?? SHIT i'm still sitting in my room !!

  • this is bullshit

  • i love the one that states when a person bets in chips messy and starts to straighten them up is a shure sign there bluffing.... that is so true iv seen it happen i dont know how many times... not all people do it but when you come accross a person who does they will always do it. nice vid :)

  • Aha erlehbnis.

  • W R O N G !!!!!! jajajaja

  • I'm an amateur, and mainly play with amateurs so i'll definitely try these tells out, and also to stop giving my tells away as i realize now i've been giving a lot of tells away :p

  • @GhostInTheShell29 your first tell was the fact your watching this video :P

  • if he knows sooo much, how come ive never heard of him, he gives off the vibe that he's a perverted childs party magician

  • @musicmanmo sounds like you don't know so much about the poker world. He's an excellent poker book autor and professional poker-player since '78 ;)

  • That first one is BS, I have an OCD but bluff like anyone else.

  • If you are sitting next to Evelyn Ng and you get an erection it probably means you want to bang her.

  • if a player farts, he probably has shit cards,,I listen for and try to smell ass for shitty cards,,

  • hmm i always look away (deny) when the flop sucks lol

  • Yes gentleman, let the false tells begin

  • @Rogerio34567 - Coffee, meet monitor.

  • i've made alot of money after i watched this

  • there may be 157k people that saw this video, but when they are at the table and in the moment they forget about it. make sure you're one of the players who doesn't