Get some sour cream and onion chips with some dip man some beef jerky, some peanut butter. Get some Häagen-Dazs ice cream bars, a whole lot, make sure chocolate, gotta have chocolate man. Some popcorn, red popcorn, graham crackers, marshmallows, the little marshmallows and little chocolate bars and we can make s'mores, man. Also, celery, grape jelly, Cap'n Crunch with the little Crunch berries, pizzas. We need two big pizzas, man, everything on 'em, with water, whole lotta water, and Funyons.
I'd pay $50/mo to have Joe Pesci voice on my GPS! Get his book on audible.com. He reads it himself. It's very good. A lot of surprisingly deep reflection on real life events from his childhood and his current life.
that woman was laughing hard as hell all the way through the video and with 5 seconds to go managed to put herself together: "great picture!" ... ugh... anyway, she cannot be blamed, cause Breuer was on fire here
What I like about Jim Breuer is that, like, he does this thing that, well, you know, like, the stuff that's so, uh, and then there's that thing with that thing & the other things he does like that voice with that thing that goes, and then they go, then he goes, then they go and, well --- what more can I say, man? You just gotta catch him, man, he's like, well, you know, that thing he does with that voice of that guy and the stuff that's like really so cool & then . . . it's JIM BREUER, man! :-)
@emosucks89 i know, so do i! if he started saying all the stuff jim was saying though, i don't think i'd be able to concentrate, because i'd be laughing to hard lol.
@Breuniverse hey man, i watched all your videos and you r the best comedian.......i was wondering do you like megadeth and can u do dave mustaine impression. Greetings from Croatia
i can honestly say i've never heard of Jim Breuer before, probably because i am 16 and all that generation gap hodgepodge is kicking in but I AM LOOKING UP EVERY GOD DAMN VIDEO YOU WERE EVER IN SIR. comedic genius
Chick anchor has a boner for jim
GetchaWickedOn 13 hours ago
When is Jim coming to Texas?
kbowers8111 1 week ago
And THIS is why I love the DVD my hubby bought me for my Birthday.
No1Greyhound 2 weeks ago
He is permanently shitfaced.........
XMetalChefX 2 weeks ago
Dis I like :)
18Musicguy 3 weeks ago
His laugh is kind of like Rachel Ray's laugh
yurismir1 1 month ago
Baaaahahahaha!!! I'm fucking dying over here
BergmanMusic 1 month ago
I love his laugh soooooooooooooooo much!
musicismylifebee24 1 month ago
Thank chick anchor is so hot...
IronManXXX 2 months ago in playlist Favorite videos
One of the funniest things I've EVER seen!!!!!
eggman913 2 months ago
i was there...GREAT SHOW
450teamsuzuki 2 months ago
he kinda sounds like jhonny knoxville
poundokush420 2 months ago
That would be an epic GPS. LMFAO.
thatsfornoobs 2 months ago in playlist Assorted Comedy
you know your a good comedian when the anchors your with can barely focus. lol =D
TheAndroid732 2 months ago
I would definitely buy the Pesci gps
hstearns123 2 months ago
the half-breed anchor in the middle is not truly laughing. total sociopath.
gynecolog1st 3 months ago
@gynecolog1st lol...yeah he's doing the "shit, everyone else finds this funny, i better at least give a fake smile and make a couple laugh noises"
MurphGiovanni 2 weeks ago
One of the funniest impressionist ever..I think he here in STL not too long ago
soulknightSTL 3 months ago
Funny!!!
Silverpup67 4 months ago
Jim Breuer is like a combination of Johnny Knoxville, Matthew Perry, and Jack Nicholson. Seriously, look at him.
AsPortrayedbyDarrell 4 months ago 8
GPS whit Joe Pesci voice? When? I want it
betoen 4 months ago
his tracy morgan impression is amazing lmao!
crazybrowsdj 5 months ago
hes laugh makes me laugh =)
lukeizze 5 months ago 6
LOL.He is so fun..fucking awsome:)
MegaNorwegianViking 5 months ago in playlist Allt mulig rart
@CantLetTheAngelsDown MY MAN ALEC BALWIN! HE GONNA WIN THE EMMY THIS YEAR! ALEC BALDWIN IS FOR REAL! I swear I almost died of laughter.
johnhamilton08 5 months ago in playlist johnhamilton08's Favorited Videos
thing is with him., he does great funny impressions, but his humor is not even that funny :S IMHO
Secondlifecreator 5 months ago
he looks like stevo from slc punk here
sensiponics 6 months ago
I hope the female anchor was wearing a Depends...she probably pee'd herself! Love it!!!
wendysacubsfan 6 months ago 2
his joe pesci is so spot on is scary
zoneforgamers 6 months ago 5
Get some sour cream and onion chips with some dip man some beef jerky, some peanut butter. Get some Häagen-Dazs ice cream bars, a whole lot, make sure chocolate, gotta have chocolate man. Some popcorn, red popcorn, graham crackers, marshmallows, the little marshmallows and little chocolate bars and we can make s'mores, man. Also, celery, grape jelly, Cap'n Crunch with the little Crunch berries, pizzas. We need two big pizzas, man, everything on 'em, with water, whole lotta water, and Funyons.
VietnamTom1955 6 months ago 2
This guy's laugh FTW
BingtheLizard 6 months ago
TRACY MORGAN FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!
yadig513 6 months ago
damn I want my Joe Pesci GPS right now xD
hYdEdesign 6 months ago 24
If I had the GPS I'd make mistakes on purpose to hear Pesci
Intesivecarebear 7 months ago 5
London Bridge is Falling Down. Run for your Lifes Children
Henrique12751 7 months ago
yes sir it's like bill cosby whandkhnj,bng sir...... what does he say there i can't figure it out
har482000 7 months ago
@har482000 He said it's like bill cosby, but with a Metallica shirt! Very funny stuff, talented guy.
mrpips1956 7 months ago
@mrpips1956 ooooooo ok that is funny lolol. thank you very much!
har482000 7 months ago
Love the AC/DC Row your Boat!!!
IAGGPodcast 7 months ago
1:39 For Joe Pesci GPS.
jmorarunx 7 months ago
GREATTTT IDEA!!
parliamentlights 7 months ago
I hope they don't pay the female anchor by word count... If they paid her per laugh she'd be doing juuuuuust fine!
slytherinsheirx 7 months ago
Hilarious. Comics like this make life a little easier. Thanks Jim.
HailDaFins 7 months ago
"I don't want to be in your car, Henry!"
retroguitarmaster 8 months ago
Jim Breuer is just awesome. I gotta say. Hes my FAVORITE IMPERSONATOR!
MrPunisherHudson 8 months ago
Jim is insane. He could make the most depressed person laugh themselves into a hernia.
dapsapsrp 8 months ago
It's weird to hear actual genuine laughter from news anchors
caltrof 8 months ago 3
@caltrof the woman seemed to laugh the hardest
BCARR88ify 8 months ago
@BCARR88ify probably even felt a tickle down her cunt
caltrof 8 months ago
dude kills everytime
caltrof 8 months ago
His Tracy Morgan is amazing hahaha...
Juniversal 8 months ago
I pissed myself watching this video, I laughed that goddamn hard, I would love a Joe Pesci GPS
klondikemonster 9 months ago 3
I'd pay $50/mo to have Joe Pesci voice on my GPS! Get his book on audible.com. He reads it himself. It's very good. A lot of surprisingly deep reflection on real life events from his childhood and his current life.
Brehon99 9 months ago
ur a funny guy jim! "Im funny?, Whata ya mean im funny? Funny how? like im a clown, i entertain you!!?"
rollinghills22 9 months ago
His ozzy was spot on.
whitetruck76 9 months ago
he would be a good cast for johny knoxville
har482000 9 months ago
his laugh is so hilarious
zoneforgamers 9 months ago
Holy shit his Tracy Morgan impersonation is sooo damn funny
WoWguitar420 9 months ago
lol on his Ozzy impression he actually making it sound right
rockpop1 10 months ago
hehehehehehehehe
sakowihe75 10 months ago
It would be a disaster if there was an Ozzy GPS lol
alterbridgefan99 10 months ago 4
Ace! I'd so buy that GPS.
dangmama820 10 months ago
THE MASTER!!
verveshawn 10 months ago
Underrated. Should be considered right at the top when it comes to performing artists.. Jim you make me laugh my ass off. Thanks man.
DuramaterOZ 10 months ago 2
Dude his impression of Joe Pesci is so spot on its scary. Like yeah I'm waiting for him to start in with Lethal Weapon or Casino. Brilliant.
zinglonsale 10 months ago
that old guy in the left most be dead,
3M00RI 11 months ago
Lol :tears: lol wow
ciarra026 11 months ago
I just want a Mmmmeeeehh!!! LMAO!!
aquarianbabe 11 months ago
I DID NOT KNOW HE WAS THAT FUCKIN FUNNY. I'M A BRAND NEW FAN OF HIS !
GhostraceKillah 11 months ago 2
I knew this guy was funny but this was hilarious. Im gonna watch it again.
FLoYdInPink 11 months ago
Jim is a lot like Jack Nickolson Great !
AMANOTAVANTA 11 months ago
what does he say after "that's a little..." at 4:32
MrFFSMAN 1 year ago
That's the funniest shit i heard in ages.
ediblehatred 1 year ago
I would purposely make wrong turns to hear joe pesci on the GPS
Intesivecarebear 1 year ago 2
THis guy is immortal! love him!
1skylimit 1 year ago
he does good impressions!
fuckmycunt99 1 year ago
haha tracy morgan's impression is great
joe645733 1 year ago
Its like bill cosby ... but with a MetallicA shirt... HELL YEAH!!
0692gustavo 1 year ago 2
isnt tracy morgan on saturday night live? YEAH.. I HUNG OUT WITH HIM..ONCE. ROFL
jbilunes 1 year ago
Jim is one funny f--ker
zombie2wo 1 year ago
whahahahaha! he sounds exacly the same as Joe Pesci :P
TruffelMusic 1 year ago 2
damn this guy is high.
DrSquiresMD 1 year ago
HENRY!!! ROTFLMAO
hellraiza81 1 year ago
4 people are lying.
smichelle65 1 year ago 3
"There goes my voice and my rectum."
Dusco25 1 year ago 79
all around entertaining......
injundelabrue 1 year ago
Great stuff Jim, I am a bigger fan all the time. Extreme talent with nice way of having fun. Good guy
PavelSoviak1 1 year ago 3
Did she snort at 2:05
RickyPipez 1 year ago
Superficial news anchors will laugh at any mildly entertaining quip
numbah1pinoy 1 year ago
This video is absolutely hilarious…can’t help but laugh watching this guy! This is a must see. Definitely one of my favorite comedians!
azmatt68 1 year ago
Holy cow! This is good humor right there
jiggerlicious 1 year ago
He's laugh! hahahahaha.
AsianScrotom 1 year ago
Check my name out :D
ThePuppyTosser 1 year ago
jim has a great laugh
mississippi990 1 year ago 4
Holy shit his Ozzy is on fucking point
jprenderg 1 year ago 3
why does he always look drunk?!?!
bozy99 1 year ago
@bozy99 that's his natural awesome superb look. :)
VideoxMistress 1 year ago
His laugh alone cracks me up.
videovader101 1 year ago
best white comedian
mitkoribata 1 year ago
There goes my voice and my rectum he he he he he he
Thats hilarious
mattm172 1 year ago
AC/DC has a new singer
KilledInAsia 1 year ago
THIS SHIT IS HILARIOUS!!!!!!!
xCFSxLUCIFER 1 year ago 2
This man is priceless!
cyberneticchaos 1 year ago
I lost it at the Tracy Morgan impression, FUNKING hilarious!!!
kreugfire926 1 year ago
5 minutes of laughing NONSTOP! How does he do that?
danielmrtns 1 year ago
God I remember how much your sister made my mom laugh now... It runs in the family man!
gabedestellano 1 year ago
Can't believe I didn't know his name til now.. Fucking hilarious.
MimicKing 1 year ago
@MimicKing Watch everything from his material , he is great. First time I saw him was on Metallica MTV Special , he was great :):):)
Cobrahehe 1 year ago
XD Lmfao! God, I love this dude! :D
xRandax94 1 year ago
Oh my god. I think I pissed myself.
FiveBooms 1 year ago
that tracy morgan was epic
KodaRollins 1 year ago
HE GONNA MAKE EVERYONE LAUGH!!!
15sabbi15 1 year ago
3 people couldn't afford a Joe Pesci GPS system.
garranto 1 year ago
"There goes my voice, and my rectum" OMG I lost it at that point.
wrzoller47 1 year ago
joe pesci saying stand clear of the closing doors on the subway would be very effective in reducing delays
1480miller 1 year ago
that woman was laughing hard as hell all the way through the video and with 5 seconds to go managed to put herself together: "great picture!" ... ugh... anyway, she cannot be blamed, cause Breuer was on fire here
EdvinasAdomenas 1 year ago
You've got to row, row,, row...YA BOAT
Tststst, GENTLY DOWN DA STREAM
Paragon231 1 year ago
Dude this guys is amazing my teacher and him used to hang out back in the day.
Deen Bachigalupo
JourneyRocker11 1 year ago
OMG! his laugh cracks me up.. its so damn funny..
whtever111 1 year ago
that GPS voice i would pay for that shit omg hahaha
3 FAGOTS DISLIKED THIS VIDEO
aassaa99 1 year ago
damn that was fantastic
RAM4486 1 year ago
What I like about Jim Breuer is that, like, he does this thing that, well, you know, like, the stuff that's so, uh, and then there's that thing with that thing & the other things he does like that voice with that thing that goes, and then they go, then he goes, then they go and, well --- what more can I say, man? You just gotta catch him, man, he's like, well, you know, that thing he does with that voice of that guy and the stuff that's like really so cool & then . . . it's JIM BREUER, man! :-)
BAMAMARV 1 year ago
Oh dear God. Pesci as a GPS guide? I'd pay money for that! Excellent idea!
VideoxMistress 1 year ago
What I like about Jim is he doesn't use bad language to make people laugh!
Johnbruceguitars 1 year ago
OMG That was fuckin so epic!
ChrisFlipsAlot 1 year ago
3 people don't know who Joe Pesci is!
thaman8809 1 year ago
I can do some pretty good at impressions hahaa but he is supper good
thorrider124 1 year ago
This guy is the Bomb. soo funny
thorrider124 1 year ago
His eyes look and react like Sylvester Stallone's eyes.
AntiHamster500 1 year ago
TOO FUNNY !!!!!
tony2bro 1 year ago
I want a Joe Pesci GPS!
emosucks89 1 year ago 78
@emosucks89 i know, so do i! if he started saying all the stuff jim was saying though, i don't think i'd be able to concentrate, because i'd be laughing to hard lol.
belladonna4577 11 months ago 15
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@Breuniverse hey man, i watched all your videos and you r the best comedian.......i was wondering do you like megadeth and can u do dave mustaine impression. Greetings from Croatia
scotch790 1 year ago
I need to hack my GPS software and figure out how to change the messages. When I do, Im calling Jim.
KurtVachon 1 year ago 2
I almost died laughing. If he is like this in normal state of mind, what happens if he is really high?
archisb 1 year ago
there goes my voice....and my rectum
metallicaboy123 1 year ago
Hey Jim! Any plans on coming back here to Schaumburg or around the Chicagoland area?
metalmilitia1977 1 year ago
@ :41 he sounds like Coach Lou Holtz
pcraig84 1 year ago
Jim, this is one awesome clip. I loved this one. Laughed way too hard!!
JWiRX 1 year ago
Great vid, but does anyone else think that those two anchors are fucking each other?
Darkrunner1975 1 year ago
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TheDistilledMan 1 year ago
Jimmy, you rock man.
KurtVachon 1 year ago
jim your amazing bro! awesome james and lars impersonations
VanHalenWorshiper 1 year ago
Dude I love YOU! You made my day
lohenry 1 year ago
Rofl..I think i just pee'd my pants
naytch2003 1 year ago
why do everyone complain about his eyes , the only thing that matters is that he is just fucking funny ^^
warcrouch 1 year ago
He reduces that hot anchor to a twitching mess at 2:28.
youtoobinn 1 year ago
Definitely in my top 5 list of comedians. You always make me laugh Jim, even on the crappiest days.
metalmilitia1977 1 year ago
love ya Jim
mrlongley 1 year ago
He is a legend!!!!
jiggabyte03 1 year ago
That Tracy Morgan was spot on
HafaHaole 1 year ago
jim you rock
Ls3guy 1 year ago
lol i like that laughter.
Gegege!
MePlusHeavy 1 year ago
he looks wasted... bad....
still good :D
TheNewVideos 1 year ago
Funny guy, i don't laugh to often, but i managed to brew a smile, spot on impressions.
Here's my impression of Stephen Hawking "There is no god" - pretty damn good eh?
duuuuuumb 1 year ago
he's just best. thanks O&A for opening him for me.
vitaminfromthesky 1 year ago
His laugh makes me laugh
CZRXCZR 1 year ago 2
I like how the Pesci GPS says "Who knows what's on the other side of this bridge!?". You rock, Breuer.
ZachBonnell 1 year ago
No dislikes, as it should be
gratelipbeanray 1 year ago
HAHAHA Love the laugh xD
Hjalmar18 1 year ago
Jim Breuer catches a lot of flack, but he's a damn funny dude.
modustheoperandi 1 year ago
hahahaa fuckin jim breuer!!! sooo fuckin funny.. why is he not insanly famous? with tons of work
Element1516 1 year ago
i can honestly say i've never heard of Jim Breuer before, probably because i am 16 and all that generation gap hodgepodge is kicking in but I AM LOOKING UP EVERY GOD DAMN VIDEO YOU WERE EVER IN SIR. comedic genius
Vayner11 1 year ago 2
@Vayner11 Get his DVD "Jim Breuer Hardcore" It's hilarious!!!
pikehunter23750 1 year ago
GPS Pesce
baileycounseling 1 year ago
His Ozzy improved
Stranglehold432 1 year ago
There goes my voice..... AND my rectum!! HaaaahHaaahhh!!!!! I love Breuer!!
jzerony 1 year ago
The Joe Pesci GPS voice is an epic win.
Azmarov 1 year ago 3
Thumbs up if you would want a Joe Pesci GPS system in your Vehicle
CHROMEPHENIX 1 year ago 129
YOU GOTTA ROW ROW ROW YOUR BOAT!! *tisch tisch tisch tisch tisch* GENTLY DOWN THE STREAM! OOoh!
CightonProductions 1 year ago
Majorly underrated
purplenurps 1 year ago
Your Pesci on Stern this morning was dead on. Until some dumbass slipped with "Breuer", I was sucked in!
ThrashATL 1 year ago
Jim your tracy impression is unbelievable.
1983tjk 1 year ago
I would pay for that GPS hahaha
gunvor69 1 year ago
Awesome!
gunvor69 1 year ago
damm he looks old
956j0nC 1 year ago