Red Vs Blue: Episode 100, Alternate Ending 6 - Where Are They Now

[carleoncg]

Is cabooses game, Halo?

[MrDevastation101]

@carleoncg Could be...

[Haloguy700]

Thumbs up if you want Caboose's game.

[lonesoldier33]

"He is currently awaiting execution in a military prison"

[perci2112]

*trumpet fanfare*

"sonofabitch." church

queue the noobs XD

no soldiers were hurt in the making of this video

[perci2112]

i loved this vid, HILARIOUS

[MultiEGV]

the game is clearly a ps3 exclusive called haze it made one and failed badly (he was trying to recreate churches skill with the sniper rifle)

[Destroyah88]

What did they call that video game? Call of Duty?

[mysterykcad]

@Destroyah88 Nah, it's definitely Battlefield.

[BurningSoulFire54]

@mysterykcad It's not possible that either Battlefield or Call of Duty could have been Caboose's life story if there are so many games that don't ever make sense.

[mysterykcad]

@BurningSoulFire54 It's called sarcasm, dumbass.

[ITouchYoFace]

The software company is Microsoft... the game is Halo....

[Heater294]

How the fuck did Donut have twelve kids?

[aceistheplace46]

Here's Cabooses story so listen up

Caboose was transported to a hospital in Mexico. He was put into intensive care when he tried to escape by jump strating an engine. He then joined the A-team under a new name or Murdock

[TheShawnacorn]

No here is a better Caboose story: After the events of the Blood Gulch Chronicles, Caboose spent most of his time playing frustrating video games. Michael Jones Caboose then snapped and started venting is rage by posting gameplay on the Internet with him commentating in an angry fashion. After these videos became successful Caboose then changed his name from Michael Jones Caboose to Michael 'Rage Quit' Jones.

[A17shawn]

@TheShawnacorn dude that is fucking AWSOME you deserve to be given a medel

[wyrmbuster]

what about tex?

[mudkip8monkey]

@wyrmbuster she died remember

[piezing]

@wyrmbuster she kinda exploded

[bryanstudios055]

Caboose is the best character of the series that's my opinion.

[kidnarl]

Caboose made halo from his life story that's why arbiter is there he is the alien sergeant Johnson I think is church because people could consider him master chiefs best friend cortana is Sheila Miranda Keyes is Tex the prophets are the reds

[TheRifTProjecTs]

Sarge: Dead

Simmons: Dead

Grif:Dead

Tucker:Unknown

Sister:Alive

Church:Alive

Donut:Alive

Caboose:Alive

Doc:Unknown

[Shady0233]

lmao i love the alternate endings, i love how donut ends up getting with an exotic dancer

[SkylinYo]

Laughed so hard I cried, thanks! XD

[mrnugets12]

@geairmo yes they did, don't listen to thestanish cock sucker, there would be NO WAY that any other channel would be able to get the voices of the cast.

[AQWCarlosTheSecond]

what happened to Doc?

[Gore908LegoMaster]

Caboose sold his life to the Halo Reach Campaign as Noble Six.

[jimmenycricket264]

anyone else thought it said church was IN anger management the first time they saw it

[GhostShadow6661]

Yeah!!!! Caboose is MASTER CHIEF!!!!!!

[geairmo1]

lol did rooster teeth actully made this?

[TheStanishStudios]

@geairmo1 Nope, this is cut from the official alternate ending. He added the text.

[assult878]

Sister teaching etiquette at a school? Does that mean all the girls there are going to be porn stars???

[zergki11ar]

donut's not gay?

[cjsaintrow]

@zergki11ar apparantly not he has 2 kids loll

[Sitashi13]

@zergki11ar I think the point was that everyone is pretty sure he's gay, so they decided to be very ironic with his story.

[pocketgod2011]

Bow Chicka bow OW!!!

[z4ppr]

caboose is master chief because his middlename starts with j, and master chiefs name is john

[The3AwesomeNinjaKids]

@z4ppr hahaha that may be the dumbest thing ive ever heard

[proudn00b77]

@z4ppr hahaha that may be the smartest thing ive ever heard

[iFluffyKitten]

Absent With Out Leave

[MoCNyne]

whats AWOL??!!

[GreenTeaFilms207]

@MoCNyne Absent WithOut Leave

[800Frozone]

@MoCNyne Away Without Offical Leave

[gramps24100]

you forgot doc



[MajicLaMa]

@gramps24100 no. its just nobody cares about doc.

[OppositeHurdle3]

Although u no none of those are true, they r still funny. Caboose is the Master Cheif!!and Donut isn't queer!!

[TheMstar55]

They should redo the whole halo series but with Master Chief having Caboose's voice and acting like him

[babaganuche7]

What would bungie have done without caboose... Theyd still he making those marathom games Caboose ftw!!!!

[SeaSpartan118]

Thumbs up if you want to buy the game that is based om caboos

[TMdmup]

Song name?

[MegaPotatogun]

I wasn't expecting that.

Of course they would do that for Donut

[Jakehoc1997]

Hahahaha

[bufflaoe]

Wow thats the last thing i thought Donut would do. except for the twelve children part

[Heater294]

@bufflaoe Hes very random and unexpected in many ways. XD

[BubOn1c]

Donut married and exotic dancer named Tiffany. They have twele children.

Well played.

[StonedOutPenguin]

wait,a company in Redmond,WA? Thats....Thats BUNGIE!

[MajicLaMa]

@StonedOutPenguin

no shit! dumbass

[BladeRazor56]

Does anybody know the song name??

[Haloman0913]

HOLY CRAP CABOOSE CUSSED

[SpartanChris024]

haha XD according to rooster teeth, the mist retarded soldier in the universe in not only master chief, but ALSO noble 6. fuck it, hes probably the rookie sonehow too

[Nickle588]

caboose just cursed for the first time

[Yoshi317]

Actually Caboose is Noble 6 XD

[yellowroses23]

Donuts not gay???? well he could be a Homo lol

[legofreak221]

I thought donut was gay

[Mslolibear]

@legofreak221 These are weird alternate endings he probably still is. XD

[051elite]

Caboose is Master Chief. I feel stupid for not having known that the two most awesome beings in the galaxy are obviously the same.

[Mslolibear]

@051elite Didn't they mention Master cheif in the first ep?

[Mslolibear]

I seriously doubt that one about Donut. XDD

[JimJava007]

So the only reason Halo exists is because Caboose gave Microsoft the idea for it. Nut the only reason Caboose exists is because Halo exists. Aaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!!!!!!

[CygnusTheif]

@equalopportunityguy talkin about the one based on caboose's life

[thegameboy124]

Why did you forget doc and also why did all reds end up dying and not blues? Do you prefer blues over reds?

[PlaystationDudeify]

@thegameboy124 donut didnt die. and simmons is... awaiting execution... BUT donuts alive

[CygnusTheif]

I. WANT. THAT. VIDEO. GAME.

[dinocubfan]

@CygnusTheif chances are you have it. They said based in Redmond WA. You know what town is located 18 minutes away? Bellevue WA, the current home of Bungie!

[SMD6277]

@CygnusTheif I'm pretty sure you do. it's halo.

[barnsley1001]

caboose sold his life story to a sowftware company in Redmond, WA. They based a popular video game on it

[DharkDemonBlade]

HOLY SHIT DONUT IS STRAIGHT!

[BulletThunders]

Wait, does wiki mean to tell me that Caboose is original John-117 aka the Master Chief?

[Kommandant2498]

@BulletThunders Yep, He sold his stories to Bungie, which means - HALO!

[BulletThunders]

@Kommandant2498

Son of a bitch.

[norwintrumpeter2013]

Son of a bitch!

[LonnKev]

Aw shit! I think I'm one of those zealots. After the fanfare at the end I caught myself yelling 'CHAAARGE!'.

[pieman9999999999]

@dragongirl194 watch the alternate ending 1

[d3s3rtray]

is Tiffany really a girl? I bet not.

[fireburner242]

caboose created halo?

[justforthelulzzz]

@fireburner242

He's about 10X smarter than anybody who works for Bungie.

[ThePooper3000]

what about lopez

[joeslipknotmaggot555]

what happened to Doc?!

[demolsher08]

@dragongirl194 If u havent seen the original, Church shoots sarge and simons, grif shoots tucker, sister shoots grif, caboose (the team killing fucktard =P) blows up church, Donut runs over sister in a ghost, caboose rockets the ghost and blows up donut, which throws the ghost up into the air where it fall back down on caboose. Got it now?

[HellServant04]

12 children?!?!?!

[DeamonPhenix]

4 words. Son of a bitch! Hahahahahahahah

[ikillyoubig]

Heres Tex story: Survived the explosion and later commited suicide, From not being BA enough.

[gretschbriansetzer]

lol reminds me on animal house :D

[shyguy6699]

Caboose sold his life story and they based a video game off of it. The result was Halo wasnt it. Well I like the alternates but they wouldve ended the series so I'm glad they did it the way they did

[TheReconGames]

Tucker went to the alien home world to fuck more aliens. lol

[bloodthirsty1491]

@TheReconGames Bow Chika Bow Wow!!

[THERIGBOSS]

this is my favorite of all the endings

[teethehee]

LOL caboose sold his life story to a videogame developer in redmond??? That might be a Bungie reference! i just realised that! XD

[sasaki999pro]

i gotta say i like the idea of donut being straight, im not homophobic, i think it just puts a neat twist into his character

[firestar141]

@sasaki999pro I think he always was straight, because he hates having pink armor. I just think he's very feminine. (after Tex blew him up with the grenade, he also recieved Feminine classes due to a mix up). Also, he might be accidentally speaking in innuendo.

[xsoniclove16]

Church is an Anger Management social worker? Shouldn't he be in anger management classes? 

[clickben]

lets just say tex left blood gulch and killed all the red and blue teams for fun.

[thecablegangster]

What about Tex

[NightfallIV]

@thecablegangster did you not see the big explosion?

[teddie201]

sarge wanted to die after grif..lol and sarge last shot was on before he died in blood was on..grif..a waste of ammo lol

[teddie201]

dount had too many kids lol and caboose is a idiot...

he is dummer then a no brain monkey who cant even walk lol

[jeremy5003]

@teddie201 Well that is because of the incident when Church rebooted Caboose's armor. Caboose was inside the armor for at least an hour without oxygen.

[adrian1254man]

Everyone in red team except Donut died after the events in the blood gulch chronicles

[808Productionz]

@adrian1254man

Simmons didn't die, he got court martialed.

[IAmTheFas]

@adrian1254man and Lopez.

[TheCrimsonChao]

Huh, they left out Doc.

[Razorlvirus]

wait..........

CABOOSE IS MASTER CHIEF?

I knew it!

lol

[unsteddy]

HIS REAL NAME IS SARGE!!!

WOAH WOAH DONUTS STRAIGHT?????

[chadreedracing]

what about lopez

[thewewguy8t88]

whats the name of the music that plays,

[doggie1fish]

Some of these actually fit in with reconstruction

[yuenglingUSA]

was this the last ep in season 5?

[Apocalypse640]

another thing this alternite ending is the ONLY time caboose EVER curses excluding caboose Apologising to church about calling his girlfriend a slut, dosent realy count anyway

OMFG can anyone imagine church as a anger managment sociel worker LOL

[Apocalypse640]

HEY!!!!!

anyone notice a typo at 1:06, tuckers 2nd text thing

it says He was last spotted in a stolen ship(, on a) heading......

i think thats not supossed to be there

[yieldmotherculture]

@Apocalypse640 No, that makes sense. A heading is a direction. The ship was on a heading towards an alien planet.

[ScytherFanatic93]

lol halo is based on caboose. lol i figured sarge would eventually kill grif.

[GigglezSTFU]

Im A kitten

[bigfatcarp93]

@GigglezSTFU And I'm a pink bat.

[AaronxSchwartz]

is the song that plays when it shows where they are now on itunes?

[hnrksl]

Whatever bitch reow!

that made me lol

[spartons222]

XD last ones funny

[haltrix]

this isnt the real alternate ending 

[LolzBear]

@haltrix theres about 6 alternate endings

[SolidSnake2345]

DEAR GOD WHAT IS THAT MUSIC! ! ! srsly whats the song on this vid

[RiversideIndian]

What is the name of this song?

[NFuNFu]

omg tucker would go missing xD

[virtuafighterman]

he now awaits excution hahaha

[Yoshi317]

Master Caboose =D

[darklight0x]

1:17 REAR!!! HAHAHA LOL

[r6nd0m9uy]

Caboose is Master Cheif!

[LordDeathRay]

They forgot Doc!

[Barisaxplayr]

Caboose finally cusses, EHOOT WHOOT

[BornConfusing]

LMAO! This was great

[halogirl401]

So that's what happens when Chief lost Cortana.

[yoyopplRoss]

@halogirl401 the chief dident lose cortana

[spartan4821]

if caboose created halo, im guessing sheila became cortana, and maby church became capt. j keys cuz master chief kills keys in halo, and we all know caboose killed church. crunchbite might have become the arbiter, tex might b capt m keys, and tucker might be sgt johnson. most likley the reds became the covenant.

[MrJr1302]

@spartan4821 i can imagine sgt J saying BOW CHICKA WOW WOW

[MrSpartan408]

@spartan4821 good theory

[MyNameIsRobert100000]

@spartan4821 tucker wishes he was sgt. johnson

[MrJr1302]

@MyNameIsRobert100000 great now i cant get sgt johnson saying bow chicka wow wow out of my head

[JasminSalen9810]

WHAT? that's not how it is.... there aren't the captions... what happened to the original alternate ending #6???

[Haunteddude1]

Lol Caboose would've Survive if that Ghost didnt hit him!

Looks like Heads up Caboose!

[squad85studios]

isnt it spelled kabosse?

[wmoses57]

@squad85studios No way. It's spelled Caboose.

[squad85studios]

@wmoses57 srryma bad

[ShadowJubJub]

HEY, this is SOOOOO fake cause CABOOSE NEVER CURSES EVER!!!!!!!

[Jakeeboy88]

@ShadowJubJub actually this is almost how it ends if you want to see how blood gulch chronicles ended go to the roosterteeth website and watch the episodes... and yes he does swear at the end

[TheBurkenstien]

@ShadowJubJub

Yeah...sure. Considering that he said that exact same thing in another ending made by Rooster Teeth.

[RussianWhiskey]

@ShadowJubJub No shit.

[pakilord]

So, in short, Sister pretty much teaches girls how to suck dick in Paris Hilton's School for GIrls

[JXDlycan]

@pakilord Nope, because Paris can't even do that right. ZING!

[bononcrusher2]

A popular game? How come I never heard of it.

[Wierdperson31]

@bononcrusher2

Because it's in the future!

[abriancruz29]

No wonder why the marine are dumb! LMAO

[katt800]

red team=

sarge-dead and killed grif

grif-dead

simmons-stole sarges identity and is going to be exicuted

donut-is married to an exotic dancer and has 12 childeren........wow.

blue team=

church-an anger managment worker......not a big surprise there

tucker-unknown....BOW CHICKA BOW WOW??!?!

sister-a coach at a paris hilton something school

caboose-(lol) actually sold his life story to halo....im thinkin' the master cheif is caboose

[darthvader815]

SON OF A BITCH

[DaPwnBomb]

#LOL !!!!

[Rhys10218]

wow Halo: Combat Evolved is about Caboose cool

[joebloe23]

hey dats da first time caboose swears lol

[bobafett2657]

@joebloe23 he said i won i am the greety. the he gets smashed....no son of a bitch

[Kurapica07]

Funny how Caboose got pwned at the end XD

[ECAstack]

church:And dont shoot me this time

caboose:ok

BOOOM

church:SON OF A BITCH

[TehConqueror]

what about doc?

[xXxalwaysbmxingXxX]

ahahahahaha who would of thought donut to marry a hot woman and have 12 children

[delisarnie]

fav ending :D

[Alex7aj]

hahahaha all of the Reds died =)

[bmx2930]

well actully donut is not a hunter he is a suicide grunt

[AlexaMW2]

donut married a dancer named tiffeney. they have 12 children LOL

[tvviewer820]

Omally is the name of a file on my xbox. Huh wierd