Prayer works! I can prove it.

[looklistenunderstand]

you are good!

[Auurelius]

I prayed that I would leave a comment on this video. I then prayed that I wouldn't make any typos that would make me look like a fucking idiot. I then got up off my knees and typed up the response because sitting around praying didn't accomplish shit.

[psycotria]

@yasso99991 = typical theist logic.

[yasso99991]

Fuck you



[TheUniverseExists]

even though this is a parody. He is correct about prayer being a supplement.

[mohsinmaqboolranjha]

its simple .....in islam...IM NOT QOUTING THE EXACT WORDS BUT IT BASICALLY MEANS ---ALLAH says----i feed every living thing that exists and a bird flies off in the morning and comes back with food--------NOW that dosent say that the bird sits in his nest and food flies to him............which means that u have to do ur effort to take it ,the bird is not fed if it stays in its nest.....so pray and go to the doctor its not betraying religion in islam my dear christian brothers it verifies religion

[edwinm1]

@mohsinmaqboolranjha you still beat and mistreat your women, marry and sell away your daughters how do you explain that, how about the rule and law around non believers? behead and kill them all is what is said in your faith....honestly all religion is bullshit including this

[kilroy227]

Oh snap! Quarter hit the ground CAaayun I get an Amen!!!

[Llywellyn94]

Actually moderatly close to the theological grounding of interventionalism.. interesting.

[Cesar2005]

fun fun

thumbs up

[BaphometXIV]

LOL!

[GeneralAwesome0]

Ahhh! SOOO Awesome!

[halflifeproductionz]

this is horseshit, i tried the muslim prayer and got some pussy 4 realz!!!

[george77772moons]

If prayer ever DOES work, it will be the fucking placebo effect xD This was so fucking awesome

[dergin38467]

wats up with the ski mask?

[1Shawndra]

Lol, are you a christian that just has a sense of humor or are you a non-believer who is mocking christianity?  I'm confused since you don't really say so on your channel. But fyi, as a christian, I find this video a great mockery example to those non-believers out there, because that's truely not how prayer works. So many people choose not to believe in God because they didn't get the answer they wanted after praying. Well, it's called free will, working ligements, and gravity peoples! lol

[woobstoob]

Really don't find this funny at all.

[IGrapeDrinkI]

@woobstoob lmao how can you not find this funny

are you a christian lol

[PALOMITA694]

You should pray for a brain.

[nobandages]

@PALOMITA694 its a parody. you should pray for a sense of humor

[PALOMITA694]

@nobandages Ok, I will pray for a sense of humor. How long do you think it will take for my prayer to be answer?

[PALOMITA694]

@nobandages Was it answered now, how about now, wait no I think I am laughing yes it worked. I have a sensse of humor now my prayer worked. ITS A MIRACLE. =)

[PALOMITA694]

You should pray for brain.

[heeh2]

I started laughing so hard when he started praying

[killajakethesnake]

i bet you if u prayed and went into the doctor to fix ur bone would have the same result without praying

[talkischeapornot]

I have to say at this risk of asking forgiveness, I found this funny...I am sorry Lord but this was funny....

[afra72009]

no not prayers not work if u don't work of coures

by prayer u ask God to help u in the work means frist work then ask God succsess

God will not feed u or give u glass of water

he help u if u help ur self by work

[talkischeapornot]

@afra72009 why , how much help & what kind of help? I am just curious...I know there R some that pray and get results, not necessarily to the God of the bible either. let's be honest, here a prayer answered there prayer answered...makes one say really is any of this other than chance...? really think about honestly, not religiously. If I look at through religious eyes I can make up all kinds of bologna about why he does not answer very important and urgent prayers in the "affirmative"

[afra72009]

@talkischeapornot

had u ever ask God some thing in conndation u r so so tird and u feel respons? i mean the 1 who creat u not any 1 else

[talkischeapornot]

@afra72009 not sure if I follow....

[afra72009]

@talkischeapornot

see

God response to any 1 even those not believe in him if those in condition they feel no 1 can help but God

just ask him deeply talk to him cry

ask him to gide u believe me he will not let u alone just let ur eyes heart ear mouth with u praying ask he will not let u

but ask the 1 who creat all mankind

try today at mid night and tell me

[Froggatt]

Its common sense to know the devils servants will do anything to defy god and do anything in their power to persuade others god isn't real, you fail, enjoy the fiery pits of hell and say hi to Satan for me.

[CrazySatanicInfidel]

It's also common knowledge that God's servants will do anything to defy logic and do anything in their power to persuade themselves that god is real. You suffer and enjoy the fiery pits of life that you, God (also you), and Satan (you x 3) construct for yourselves.

Your society has placed you in an illusory mental prison. There are no locks to the door, but you will not open it because you fear what you'll find outside. You fear, but reality is a lot better than you think.

Come out, PLEASE.

[shawnbuck85]

was that a red neck ninja?

[sozoid]

a win is for each person you defeat or are above on a winners list..

all lists are spiritually linked no matter how dumb it sounds..

God will make you wind up on the top of a list that means nothing just to eradicate the karma of the other list that actually ment something..

[sozoid]

prayer doesn't work but humility does.. loosing is future winning..

actually prayer works where you don't actually pray but God gives you visions about what he is gonna give you or not.. he answers it without you praying.. and the bible says that.. and if your obeying Gods commandments you don't need to pray.. but i"M not obeying them but I can still benefit from God by humbling myself..

losing is future winning and winning is future losing it is.. in games the amount of people yo u beat is a

[findalyo5]

woaa i wouldve never guessed

[bary1234]

Youtube is killing religion, all these posts help. Shame this guy got suspended.

[mrtruth2007]

this dude is funny

[TheAbsolutePeace]

Can't believe you got suspended, that is just bull sh**t.

[tazmetaphor]

HAHAHA a good point in a funny way!

Of course things will happen no matter what. Praying for them doesn't mean anything. It's just a matter of waiting. It's like changing who sent the gift from common sense to "God"

[stringcheez8]

Pray for the coin to NOT hit the ground?

[h4tchetman]

Lmao your sucha classic

[foxfourfan]

that's some funny shit right there...love this guy.

[helpdonate1]

This guy was funny. To bad youtube terminated his account.

[DjetGlea]

you proved it man 100%.

[manlioman]

exactly. well said!

[doriemacam]

The answer is only one word! Just believe!

[ImNoEmoKid]

prayer only works if you are truly sincere and have faith. not if you are joking around and trying to disprove God.

[youyouyouguy]

if you go to the doctor then why pray!!!??? wtf?

[theamericandream1989]

one of my grandmother's friends was diagnosed with cancer over 15 years and was told that she had only 6 months to live. that was over 15 years ago. she has faith in God and prayed everyday and she's still alive today against everything doctors and science said. her faith in God is keeping her alive.

[Cuythulu]

Well I did it, and the coin turned into a dove and flew away, so I guess there is no such thing as a supernatural experience.

[C0C0nutFace]

LOL. Great stuff.

[mrm64]

I pray. It works.Mostly to get away from sexual lust. And i gotta say, its something to rely on. When the doctor says no, and nothin can be done, iv'e got a source i can go to. regardless of what anyone thinks of Him or the faith. so yeah...:P

[chyrd]

@mrm64 what kind of sexual lust are we talking here? between two consenting adults??? why would you pray to get away from that? because your religion tells you it's a sin?

[chyrd]

@mrm64 apparently this didn't work for the child molesters from the various christian faiths.. so maybe you should tell them how to pray... or... maybe it just doesn't work on pedophiles?

[mrm64]

haha yeah. I have no idea why they do that when God specifcally tells them not to. But if they wanna be hipocrats and dop it anyway, its there choice, not mine. Im not gonna rat on Catholic, but its probly because of there- human made rules. I see it no where in the Bible where it says Saints cant get married and yada yada. Oh and btw i dont have a religion. I have my own personal reasons and a relationship with God.

[chyrd]

@mrm64 well I'm an atheist if you must know... lol

[lilmissfoxygirl]

So,,, this IS satire?

[child4ever22]

I think that people pray because they can't just watch and do nothing!

They have to do something to make it feel like they tried

[Gidwan]

Unfortunately, many fundamentalist christians (particular christian 'scientists'...lol) believe that prayer is EVERYTHING - that when sick, seeking medical attention is a betrayal of god and that prayer alone is what is required...hence many childrens' deaths in the US due to negligent parenting (or theocratized parenting...)

Nice video anyway - keep up the good work :)

[Dhesyca]

PRAISE JESUS! It hit the ground!

lmao

[ReligiousFiction]

BRILLIANT! 5*. I can hear the theists whining already...

[Th3MartianCat]

No, no, no, he got it all wrong......the quarter hit the ground because the Flying Spaghetti Monster used his noodley limbs to bring it to the ground!!!!!!!!!! RAmen, my brother Pastafarians!

[grubyub]

RAMEN!!!!!

[ReligiousFiction]

@Th3MartianCat - I can understand why you'd say that, but really, it was Her Invisible Hooves which suspended the quarter above the earth. When she chooses to let things go, they fall.

But I *respect* you, my fellow theist, for your beliefs... even though yours don't have the benefit of science behind them. I *know* the Invisible Pink Unicorn is invisible because of my observations!

[patrickledford420]

my family is religious but they all go to the docter which is total stupidity if gods will, will always be done then every vaccine was total bullshit i hate religion not the people in it

[Maximatum99]

THAT WAS GOLD! Awesome vid, dude.

[element1988]

hahaha awesome

[kajaDenmark]

LISTEN UP PPL!

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[goingtoeatpizza]

lol thats funny or you could just get chemo and not pray and get the same results.

Theres a mystic waterfall where catholics go to pray, they say its responsible for 88 confirmed miracles. Mind you, these miracles are all sick people who could have recovered on their own, none of them are miraculous regrowth of severed limbs.

Anyone know why this guy was suspended? Hes pretty funny.

[amigojapan]

I am not a beliver, but I can see that Richard dawkins is your god. you have just repeated something he said in one of his documentaries word by word

[Acrimonator]

To hard to understand that atheists have no god...

[grubyub]

cos you no noting

[Acrimonator]

At least i know spelling... Troll...

[grubyub]

who cares? gimp

[Acrimonator]

Me, because some one only rely on one book as source of knowledge and half word spelling can't honnestly declare that i know nothing... Twat... ^^

[grubyub]

dude... grammar?

[Acrimonator]

Oh sorry, should have written: "some one who only rely"... But i guess you got the point...

BTW, your 1st point being i know nothing, what do i not know that can level all that i know (and you don't know what i do and do not know) to nothing ? If you have to read 2 times to get it, no worry...

[grubyub]

Actually even if you did put in your correction the grammar would still be wrong, sorry kid don't try to outsmart me.

My point was that the reason that you have no idea how atheists can believe in nothing is that you do not have any knowledge of the world around you and the evidence for atheism. Don't worry i didn't have to re-read your comment, I am getting used to your poor writing style.

How well do you do in your English classes?

[Acrimonator]

LOL, not any knowledge ? Of the biblic dreams your head is filled with ? What knowledge are you talking about, mathematic, biology, history or theology... Or even simple observation...

My poor writting style is surely due to the fact that english isn't my prime tongue, but if you want to continue in my own, to see how MUCH you know, i'm ok with that...

If you actually have something to say, wich doesn't seem to be the case... Except trying to be foolish about my age... Kid...

[grubyub]

My knowledge stems from understandable logic and reason. I do not know how you managed to conclude that my head is filled with biblic ramblings as I firmly regard such things as nonsense. Just how old are you kid?

[goingtoeatpizza]

@amigojapan "Richard dawkins is your god"

What a stupid comment. I was quoting a fact that is not only relevant but amusingly ironic.

To say that someone is my God because I have referenced a piece of their factual material is just bizarre.

[amigojapan]

Ok sorry, I was half kidding. but I do find it funny that some people are quoting dawkins as some people quote the bible. why not just make up your own stuff.... but I do quote people nevertheless. Its like if people have nothing to say that is their own.

[grubyub]

perhaps he is reciprocating something correct and dawkins did it and it was a coincidence cos it was right

[moneymail002]

Aww, the annotation takes all the fun out of this X-(

[peejayeitch]

What a dickhead.

[selfhelpguy]

Hahahaha. That's brilliant. I love the very last bit- "told you this book was true!"

[emilioshades]

This guy is cool dude

[coolbeens21]

hahahahah!

[DKshad0w]

It's sad that you have to put "This is a parody" in the video.

[Wishmaster1987]

I was thinking the same thing, but than again look at CooLitU9009's comment... God sure made that one in his image.

[ERMiNEEDaNAME]

what does that mean? parody?

[CooLitU9009]

i could do that while prasing the devil it doesnt prove anything

[PurushaDesa]

I hope nothing bad happens if I skip the prayer part and just, in the great words of Britney Spears, do somethin'.

[Agilaz1989]

is this guy back on YT yet?

[BeekersSqueakers]

Not yet. We need to keep emailing youtube.

[VarlomSkoldor]

another fanatic atheist like those christians, jews, muslims, etc. Boring.

[jxaxmxixn]

woohoo!!! it worked!!!

[jfeuiebf]

true Christian!

[lokitagaby17]

hahaha ! I really hope this guy gets his youtube channel back. He doesn't deserve to be suspendedd

[meakhbar]

Wow! This is truly amazing.

As a skeptic I didn't believe it at first so I tested it myself (I hope you don't mind).

I was curious whether prayers only worked for coins, so I used different objects as well, at different times of the day on different locations.

And lo and behold! It works for me too! All the time!

Prayers do work! God IS listening to me!

[jasmeet015]

lol lmao..prayers work :D

[shakezsky]

hahahhahahah nice one. i was wondering this is the reason ma prayers work

[ozzie54]

God Helps Those Who Help Themselves.

Hallelujah!Amen Brother.

[Havenfall]

Does he offer more help than we provide ourselves? Or are we suspected to delude ourselves into thinking that god gave us the help, that we actually did ourselves?

Thanks :)

[alaraza1]

jajjajajajajajaa

[DMitsukirules]

LOLFUCKINGLOL

[SilentBloodShed]

lmao :D! this guy rox..i hope he getz his YT account back!!

[idunnoification]

dudes and dudettes if you pray and you dont like the answer just send me $99.95 and i guarantee you will be $99.95 less richer.....hey you probably have waaaaay too much money anyhow.

or call my prayer line 555-555-5555 and ask for jim bob. 2 people prayin' can get gods attention much quicker than one! plus its only $4.95 per min.

[PT109Boat]

Pray be Jebus on your name Brother. I've been praying for someone to help take my prayers right into Heaven as if they were delivered by the big UPS man in the sky. And now you come, with the wings of an Angel to carry my message to the Lord for a small fee.

Now... do you have a Paypal account?

[versanil]

For a belt and braces approach, if you have contracted cancer, go see a doctor, pray AND send money to idunnoification. What have you got to lose?

This guy is pretty funny.

[AntiChristAntiFail]

Talking to jesus is like taking vitamin c :P

[eurabio]

lol

[terminaldeity]

"I do something and supplement it with prayer."

Hilarious.  Love the quarter example.

[twoAholes]

I pray that you pray for a better understanding of prayer. If god doesn''t answer you it means prayer doesn't work...I mean it means you're doin' it wrong.

[kingbane2]

i'll pray that you understand what the word parody means.

[massergiomusica]

dude ur a hero! a Modern day samson on youtube lol u are soo subbed

It fell AMEN! I read that Amen actually has a meaning like "let it be so" not sure if im correct look it up :)

U cheered me up after having a whack day being a person in this world of hate is hard but being a Christian is twice as ruff cuz evry1 hates Yahweh even the ones who speak of God hate him its so sad cuz they choose to be losers in the ressurection trust me i been to jail for this theyre stiff in theyre blasfemy :'(

[TJae1]

still have the wrestle w/ the idea of 1st cause ~ sin n' death ~ all those illusions of life ~ good satire though ~ the way ppl ~ fashion Their own Gods ~ of desire ~

[bluetiger435]

duh its gonna hit the ground i bet if you prayed to the devil that it would float up it would still hit the ground. i do beleive in god im roman catholic but the vid sux

[pawntakesking0]

i thought the video was hilarious. god works in mysterious ways my friend in christ. do not doubt the devil. the greatest lie the devil ever told was to convince the people he didnt exist. the devil is powerful. i've seen the devil buttfuck an elephant in the ass. dont say the devil wont make that quart float. dont you say it! praise jesus ramen.

[chevon1920]

Lol, really this is a joke you know.

[TheOtherSide100]

Ah, a supplement.

Just like all those herbs and health gimmicks that have never been proven to actually cure anything.

Echinacea!

[dunndudebemelol]

you do realise this is satire...................

[upublic]

OMG THIS VIDEO IS PROOF!!!

IT'S PROOF THAT GOD IS REAL AND HE LISTENS TO PRAYERS!!!

halleluja man god bless you, you have the holy spirit rooted deep inside you man, bless again

[grubyub]

hahaha yea god "rooted me deep inside me" hahahahaha

[shadow1wolf7]

Haha great stuff!

[apbrit2009]

lol crazy christian ninjas

[BravestarrVids]

Hahaha!! Checkmate Atheists! and if God doesnt anwser your prayers, try the PrayerMAX 5000™ 100 % guaranteed that God will answers your prayer with it.

[grubyub]

where can i guy this miraculous piece of equipment?!?!?!

[BravestarrVids]

@grubyub, from Edwardcurrent, check his video named "PrayerMAX 5000™ Commercial" on how to get it.

[illusionsoffaith]

I can't stop laughing, I just about pissed myself. That is fantasic. You must do more. I love it. I'm converted, I'm subscribing to your site. William Alexander - Atheist Handbook

[KarinMikazuki]

OMG PRAISE THE HAIRY JEBUS

I am converted!! not.

still hilarious though