HORRIBLE HISTORIES - The Axe Factor

[6045310708]

hahaha it took me to "This is the noose at 10" to get the pun, and when I did I groaned, right before they pointed out what happened to the guy who wrote that joke. Perfectly timed, I laughed so hard!

[MultiBelle22]

I love the way people's limbs fall off in HH just because someone hits them with a weapon; it's so bad it's good!

[warlordson123]

I want to sign up.For real.Gimme the paper!

[warlordson123]

@warlordson123 And an AXE!

[er10b]

@warlordson123 I want in too...

[ScatteredSands]

"So, why do you think you should get the job?" "Well, I've got the axe, and you haven't." "Good point." LOL!

[Bayntonette49]

@ScatteredSands I was about to post a comment saying this exact thing, but you beat me to it...

[xXRedZephyrXx]

1:28 And this is the person who made that joke.

that's what they should do to the moron that started the "Arrow to the knee" meme!

[warlordson123]

lol where do i sign up too?XD

[StrangeBean]

Oi watch my shoes!!! Vamoooose!! :D

[SilverAssassin1347]

where do i sign up?

[nolab143691]

@SilverAssassin1347 it was a honer you first start as a jailer and work your way up to the job

[ojoj201]

cool



[Wessel1271]

noose- Gallows-Murder

[athenaloca]

can someone explain the noose joke to me? 

[BerrySPN]

@athenaloca It's a play on words. They say noose instead of news. So you have the 7 o'clock or 9 o'clock news, and the infamous "news at ten". It's a very cheesy joke, but those are the best kinds :P

[athenaloca]

@BerrySPN haha, yeah, I love cheesy jokes :) 

[Slipknot1Maggot4vr]

So what makes you think yourll be good at this job

Well i got on axe and you dont

Right welcome to the town

(runs away screaming)

I love this guys

[Britain337]

I Would Of Liked 2 Be An Executioner In Tudor Times

[EllaIsNerd]

lol, the noose at ten

[littleperrie1234]

lol

[mxgirl918]

i love how they spoof popular songs and TV shows. really creative stuff.

[staceyjizzaine]

When Matt hops off it reminds me of those vultures on the Robin Hood cartoon!! lol

[HorribleHistories23]

Lol Mat's hopping at 1:05

[Howcoolamiinthishat]

I love Simon! :D And Ben, and Mat too of course.

"This is the noose at ten.. and this is the person who wrote that joke"

[Bloodshotshatterbone]

Lol I was laughing soooo hard at the end XD

[ladythalia]

I never knew Tudor England and modern day Saudi-Arabia had the same fashionable headgear;-) And both just as scary and repulsive...

[the21stturtle]

"this is the 7:00 noose, this is the 9:00 noose, and this, is the noose at 10...and this is the person who wrote that joke" LOL

[checkmate171]

"Well, I've got the axe an you 'aven't..."

[floridarocks567]

I think in every History lesson, instead of looking at books and listening to the teacher and all that, they should just play horrible histories for the whole lesson. That way we'll also be learning about different periods of time all at once instead of just one. Thumbs up if you agree? :)

[pizzaloverips11]

funny



[SoulTigress]

MATT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <3

[emmabiehlrn]

i just wanna be independent stand on my own 2 feet... one foot

[baconandcrisps]

This is the noose at ten, and this, is the person who wrote that joke XD This is the best show ever! I actually learnt alot more about the civil war in day than I did in a term..

[TheHannarrgh]

This is one of the best ones :)

[cronicsmoke1]

too old to laugh at this? haha dont be daft i'm 28 and i love it :) they won an award at the British comedy awards - deservedly so too. funny and educational. need more shows like this

[the21stturtle]

@cronicsmoke1

Did they really? Well they deserve it don't they? They're really funny!

[cronicsmoke1]

@the21stturtle yea they won the bafta i think, and some childrens bafta awards as well. yea they defo deserve it :) it's a great show

[floridarocks567]

@cronicsmoke1 Yeh and Jim won a Bafta for himself as well! :)

[JackOLantern011]

i now officially am going to be going to sign up as a public executioner.... plus, i've got the ax and you have'nt

[bvzd1]

so i'm 18.....this series is incredible

[volk1308]

1:28 yeah he had it coming, now we just need to get rid of the joke writers for Duke Nukem Forever

[fivelittlenerds]

Mat has VERY skinny ankles o.o

[Mojosbigstick]

I'm too old to laugh at that - but it's genuinley funny!

[dwibs93]

"I just want to be independant. Stand on my own two feet."

SLICE

"One foot..."

NEXT!

[misssupercookie2011]

'What makes ou think you should get this job?'

'I've got the axe and you haven't'

[lydiabo2118]

youch!!!!!!!

[Shibbi11]

Noose at ten! lol!

[Bedsorian]

''this is the seven o clock news,this is the 9 o clock news,and this is the news at ten.

and this is the person who wrote that joke'' that is so funny lol XD good joke lol

[rexana]

"This is the Noose at Ten... and this is the person who wrote that joke."

[Gavin17259]

"And this is the person who wrote that joke" lol

[NicoleMcilwainex]

matt has really skinny ankles... hes still hot

[welshdjdave]

hahaha that funny newes at 10

[tenseman08]

horrible histories > the history channel

[SpiceberryRose]

This is the 7 o'clock noose, this is the 9 o'clock noose, and this is the noose at 10, and this is the person who wrote that joke.

LOL! Like this if you think Horrible Histories is one of the best history shows ever made :)

[angeldemon89]

nessun italiano vorrebbe vedere la maionchi in qst video??? strano XD

[Vault101Reject]

There's also the one you can't see, on the floor. the non-used one.

It's not the nine o' clock noose.

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I'll go and hang myself now.

[treblemaker21]

@Vault101Reject well as said in Blaizing Saddles, "No noose is good noose!"

[Vault101Reject]

@treblemaker21 I feel like such a prat for posting that.

I think I may actually hang myself for this.

[LesMisCatsGirl]

And THIS is the Noose at Ten!! XD

[Gavin17259]

"...and this is the person that wrote that joke." lol

[tinyfliped]

Well I've got the axe...and you havn't... AHHHHHHHHH

[TheGanstaben]

4 contestants,only 2 left,LOL

[TheGanstaben]

@TheGanstaben and at the VERY start

[addy2503]

This is the noose at 10...and this is the person who wrote that joke

[nia10100]

I'v got the axe, and you havent! Mat chops his leg off! I feel sorry for him. ONE FOOT!!!

[TheRainbowDonkey01]

@nia10100 I know right he only wanted to stand on his own 2 feet :(

[ShatteredxSpiritx]

I <3 Simon Farnaby! Love this show too x

[ivannagy28]

horrible histories is so funny!i love it!

[TheRainbowDonkey01]

i have the axe and you havent he he :)

[CapriSunAddicted]

It's great our history teacher lets us watch Horrible Histories provided we finish our work, its sooo cool!

[greenq618]

It's like, SHHHH! I'm learning how to kill people!

[billiefan23]

The Axe Factor he he Poor matt :,(

[EvilKittyCat008]

This is the 7 o' clock noose, this is the 9 o' clock noose, this is the noose at 10... and THIS is the person who wrote that joke... xD

[Commisar1000]

what mackes you think you up for the job

i got the axe

good point

run

[lukemaff12345]

can you send me this video my emil is yodafan12@hotmail.co.uk

[BabyBeatz13]

"This is the 7 o'clock noose

This is the 9 o'clock noose

And this is the noose at 10

And this is the person that wrote that joke."

[seahawk124]

"This is the noose at ten."

So awful of a joke, is actually good!

[silentboy12]

one of the only childrens shows i will happily watch on tv. Noose at 10 part really cracked me up

[cheesemeister2010]

bloody hell mat baynton is skinny when he hops off :')

[Appleangel1]

@cheesemeister2010 yeah, i know

[PandoricaThe]

so funny when yer woman threw up on the stuff.

[ViccardXViccc]

I don't really understand the noose joke, but it's funny

[willoughbyandalexis]

@ViccardXViccc The noose at 10 - a play on the NEWS at 10

[ViccardXViccc]

@willoughbyandalexis Aaaah, now i get it :D

I'm dutch, so i didn't heard that :D

[PinkCandyApple]

@ViccardXViccc ... I'm Dutch, and i understood it just fine xD lol

[Jetsbff]

GO BEN WILLBOND

[glamorpuss300]

haha lols x luv this bareeeeee thumbs up if u think sooo x can someone get th one of tutincarmun or wateva when he wants like a huge tomb stone taaaaaa

[lilmizlulu16]

haha this is funny!!

i neverr noticed how skinny Mat Baynton is!! but oh well he cute

[frances2308]

@fredman334 was that Viking song the one that went "literally"?

[whowantsabighug]

Spoiler: "This is the noose at 10, and THIS is the person who wrote that joke."

[jonasarmstrongmad]

this is the best kids show i have ever seen it is really silly i cant help laughing and it is way more educantioal than history in school

[DbzWWE2010]

@jonasarmstrongmad yep, definitely! i've actually learnt more here in this show than i've learnt in boring school lool :)

[Lotto15719]

Why do you think you should have this job?

Well, I've got the axe and you haven't

Good point welcome to the Tower

[fredman344]

@Lotto15719 true, I just could not stop laughing at the Literally: The Viking Song, it was just so funny! see it on the cbbc website!

[bubb95]

When asked why he wanted the job, the reply really should have been "I like working with people"

[ultimateSpagety]

I can't help being reminded of Nearly-headless Nick

[Lotto15719]

@ultimateSpagety I know, I am too. It's really annoying.

[BrionyCoote]

What's worse is that executions by axe were sometimes botched - horribly. No wonder, considering the unwieldy instrument they had to use. For this reason Anne Boelyn requested a swordsman from Calais as this guaranteed a quick kill.

[thejoker198]

@BrionyCoote sort of like nearly headless nick from the harry potter series

[DivaTantrum]

@BrionyCoote Yeah! But even sometimes, if the swordsman got the wrong angle, they could occasionally botch it up a bit XP

[justinesalmostfamous]

@BrionyCoote i agree they were horrible. however... anne didn't request it, it was henry's "gift" to her. some gift, he probably thought he was being merciful lol.

[gubban2]

@BrionyCoote yesyes, we all admire you very much for showing off like that!

[philessexuk]

@BrionyCoote yeah almost everytime an axe was used they have to whack the neck dozens of times lol how awful

[LutzDerLurch]

@BrionyCoote well, as with all Crafts and Skills, mishaps happen sometimes. And actually the Axe was far mor reliable on average then the Sword, as the Axe had much more Weight and Momentum. The Sword was reserved to Noblemen, as a Sign of Status, but beheading with a Sword took much more Skill.

[missrandomgirl09]

I just wanna stan up on my own two feet...one foot

[monkayfeesh]

The noose at ten . . . oh, wow, and I thought my dad's puns were bad . . .

[dim432]

Henry the 8th love chopping people's heads off, he didnt do it by his own, no he hired trained Exacutioners to do his job.

[Myhistory123]

BAD PUNS!!!!!!!!!