How To Meet Women

[Nikola1335]

when she said altuism...it sounded like AUTISM...and i was like: WHAT!?

[kjchicago1]

I live in Chicago where I met a nice young lady at a karaoke bar in 2005

[electricturf]

I live in chicago too where them bitches at.

[JIMMYDEATH13]

i live in chicago omg!

[Craigg639]

That's great, but I live in a city branded "The Murder capital of Europe" filled with druggies, gangsters, dealers, thugs, muggers, psycho's and rapists... So when a man approaches a woman out on those kind of streets, especially at night time. No matter how confident or 'Noble' he might seem. Their barriers still go up straight away, and don't easily come back down lol.... Maybe I should move to Chicago

[echegoyen0728]

nice ..good read.

[DNVRecorDs]

LOL at the POETRY!

[MMArtist99]

Guys,

It's really not hard to pick up girls. You just need to educate yourself and luckily, there's some sick guides out there. "The Game" by Neil Strauss started things off for me and most recently, I've been using the techniques from P.Box.

Here's what you need to do:

Step 1: Go to MackMethods. com

Step 2: Get the "pandoras box" program

Step 3: Use the tips and blend it in with your own twist

Picking up girls is a skill. Educate yourself and you'll laugh at how easy it is.

[TequilaAssassin4eva]

so....crabcakes and Terminator 2 are a no-no? That sucks because I love T2 and I love crabcakes..they're phenomenal! I love 'em! I usually put some kind of seasoning on mine, it's sprinkled on. My crabcakes are phenomenal!

[RussX5Z]

Be confident even though you have to fake it?? Are you fucking kidding me? I thought they always tell you to be yourself?? Fuckin confusing and useless advice. This makes NO SENSE!!

[PaNdAbEaR618100]

THEY BE AT WALMART

[makeupbrandy012]

i like bad boys and i hate suit on dude probly for prom formal party and wedding and church but its just so stupid i hate dresses and i like dudes who have a tan

[makeupbrandy012]

to ask her out!! sorry that ticked me of

[makeupbrandy012]

im a girl watching this i dont know why but i like dare devils and clearly if he was a go getter they why hes

[MattGraeme]

omg, this is just scary, he's clearly a stalker. If a guy starts following you and then one days taps you on the shoulder, don't look back. run. don't stop for any reason because he will find you!

[DatesNearMe]

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[d503kemp]

The one in green. I think she used to be a dude.

[MotherNatureisBiased]

@d503kemp Once a dude, always a dude.

[kikicwazy5]

IS THIS A JOKE. OMG.

[xxNilumxx]

I love youtube, u see advertisements, SKIP you don't see advertisements, LOL eat that suckers

[SteveBale1]

LOL..I GOT A GOOD SPOT..HAAAAAHAHAHAAAAAAAA

[5tonyvvvv]

why are pretty girls always busy and never have time?..fat unattractive women are always free and

ready to meet the same day we talk

[Donatellangelo]

Who is the darker one, she is hot! :D <3

[SuperTruth77]

These days I get loads of women- but I had to do about 3 years of 'gay for pay' before I got anywhere near to it.

Still, it was worth it and would advise all young guys out there to follow the same career path.

[YamiHadiyya]

go to the nearest kitchen....duh

[tobyhawk828]

fuck all this is basically wrong

[kemita]

How to meet woman?

It has been really easy for me packing a big big big wallet. I can pay all dinners and look responsible. Because money talks for itself

[prep4md]

Chicago not Miami?

[konzwambii]

5 o'clock shadow? I went one step better. My beard is 2 feet long

[konzwambii]

another vid said you need "swag", but don't say how to get it if you are white...

[jave042]

roses are red violets are blue, i'm a fat bastard and want to fuck you ***works every time**

[janman27]

tell her you lick pussy

[iphoneguy2012]

act like a fag

[ApfelBee]

Awww, I love pick up lines, I think there hilarious

[PrisonerInMyOwnHell]

roses are red...violets are blue...i used to smoke crack...then i lost a tooth.

[QueenofPancakes5260]

uhh walk up to them and say hi and look nice its not that hard

[DirectSeduction]

Check this video to get the real tips v=G2lvod9yKBs

[InsideDating]

That brunette was smoking hot. BTW New York was recently rated over Chicago as the most guy friendly city :D

[cooperleeee]

the worst help i've ever had. 

[SakuraSaruno]

that's uhh... that's something there....

[639426]

lol women can smell fear? damn they can smell me wetting my pants every time i try to talk to them lol. what about the looking like brad pitt thats a huge requirement since girls are always picky

[iphoneguy2012]

@arzama1 no 2live crue

[kayokogishitomi1]

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[AceOfHeart2012]

Anyone else notice that that's a guy at 1:16? It took a minute for me too.

[HustlerPUA]

Very generic advice imo, always like that with these big brands + dating advice.

[K9girl29]

my only fear is what if they aint single!?

[K9girl29]

@K9girl29 if theyre guys im not lesbian -_-

[thamerican1776]

eat pussy 1 pay her 2

pay heer and eat her pussy 3

dont keep asking about her girlfriends 4

drive a car that ovar 40,000.00 dollers 5

have a 11 inch cock 6

dont try to fuck her mom fuck her first give it a week then fuck the mom 7

dont try to fuck her in the ass on thefirst night give it a week may be two 8

dont rape your date thast will get you jail time 9

make shure she is 18 up

[Crazy2DaA]

he looks like a frog.

[pureevilz28]

LIES!!!

[pureevilz28]

LIES!!!! ALL LIES!!!

[ztunelover]

That damn step 8. So true. And I was laughing right up until I saw that bit.

[obunkystaind]

Chicago. HAHAHAHA. now, i know why I love downtown.

[DarkWolfen]

This video lost me during step 2. Women like guys that are altruists? Yeah women also love men to be book smart and full interesting facts about the Middle Ages, yeah sure! LOL

[farsideoftheocean]

I gotta move to Chicago!

[CarterdeMars]

Love that part about "according to one study"

[enzarto]

@CarterdeMars LOL and only one! and contradicting several studies, (just kidding) just make it sound that way

[DarkWolfen]

@CarterdeMars I thought that was hilarious, that and needing a 5 o'clock shadow. It doesn't say what do men do if they genetically don't have much facial hair. I guess I'm fucked. lol

[CarterdeMars]

@DarkWolfen Naw dude all you need is a magic marker.

[DarkWolfen]

@CarterdeMars Ah, sharpie to the rescue.

[mariosuck]

Useless video

[agaragarlove]

Step 1: Meet.

Step 2: Dont be a dick.

Step 3: Dont start masturbating the day.

[ReelSparkDotCOM]

tblake34 summed it up well

[freestylesphynx]

What's the use of the approach when they'll just reject you and not be interested.

[TheRey4you]

i actually go to the bigger night clubs where the main doors of the big dance floor doesnt open till 11.. pm. therefore when i go inside the little bar (of the club) i have two hours to actually create a recognition. and when the dance floor opens.women you have drank with will recognize yah. dance with yah. it usually works for me .. but videos like this are half bullshit

[BrownnnEyes]

lol this is so funny i love the acting

[ducktapelover1]

@TBlake34 make them think you give a crap a bout what she/he has to say

[davedaddy101]

Thanks for posting this.

[theREDmolecom]

nice voice! Whoever is talking.lol.

[hybridpure24]

lol they actually make a video about meeting women...

[WowzaBoyz]

or the state of maryland in general, our girl to guy ratio is way off.

[burningface]

Enroll in Sonoma State University. The girls outnumber the boys 7-1. Just saying... I met a lot of ladies there. You will too! Maybe...

[BobFaulise]

to chicago!!!!

[itzeyadig]

chicago is the shit for that trust me theres alot alot of single sexy women out here!!

[shellshock10]

Lets All Go to Chicago :D!!

[Bertziethegreat]

road trip!!

[shellshock10]

Hell yeah!!

[Chicago10281]

I'm from Chicago myself!

[DigiTan000]

Is this pretty accurate?

[biznetsuk]

I prefer to date women via freehotdates. info

for FREE too!

[ExeCuTioNerZ]

Lol.. 1:15 is the women with a pinky top is a man. Check the arm.

[carlquitzau]

haha nice! also. i wanna go to Chicago... lol

[a442157]

Yeah I disagree with all of it. Sounds more like a scam so people can join dating sites.

[jbrandonf]

I'll pass on that do-gooder shit. too many guys out there are too willing to try to impress women by being nice so taking another approach will make one stand out.

[TheAmefist]

Dude are you serious>? These days guys are f'ing dbags not even close to nice.

[11cpop]

Dont hug the wall? why would i do that?!

[FlabbahJabbah]

like lean against the wall lol

[FishMaster328]

what does grony mean?

[Eslamm94]

its easy to pick up hot girls because most men are monkeys.

[forsomereasonIhateu]

Truth is most guys dont know shit about picking up a woman. I see these boneheads in vegas trying to pick up women in versace dresses and diamonds wearing some smelly T-Shirt and wearing their hat backwards wearing sandals. The ego is the one thing that fucks it up. Most men are insecure and dont have the balls to really talk to a woman. Then when they do they talk about themselves or say some stupid shit trying to be funny. Thats why its easy to pick up hot girls because most men are monkeys.

[prilstrudel]

A friend of mine always loses with women. Why? because altruism is rather his weak spot. Or more put more bluntly: he's an egotistic geek.

he speaks always about his geeky stuff, but never listens to what the other (woman or man) has to say. he even gave up wanking because he keeps annoying himself, too, and can't get an erection. poor bud.

he's a Howcast master programmer now, by the way.

[AndNoted]

don't bother, long distance relationships are killer and you're in another country and still a kid. forget it. make use of your youth and network at your own school. trust me, school is a great way to meet girls. just make them laugh

[aekboyyy]

I can't get with any girls

They hate a guy with a big nose.... i guess

[Crazy2DaA]

It doesn't matter on how big you're nose is, alot of women look into what's inside a guy, not outside, yes women do look for attractive guys, but if you're confident and can hold a good conversation without having her feel like you're insucure about something, there will definitley be a chance. ;)

[aekboyyy]

Yes that makes sense

Thank you for the advice :)

[alpha12w]

holy shit that poem was hilarios

(or how the hell do you spell that)

[proximumargento]

hilarious, I totally agree

[erickrolo]

chicago has everything, I guess

[sekrsan]

Hilarious!!!

And she's right about Chicago...

[squirtler11]

lol poem

[armidons]

black girl is hotter

[zaz969]

do-gooder, exciting? how?

[sharpie99111]

PENIS

[Shawlia]

Wise.

[paintballforever24]

lol i like his poem

[LordHines420]

why would he want to meet a fake blonded jew? lol was she jew or no?

[Rogue849]

OMG, I'm a girl and I can tell I ADORE five o'clock shadow in guys.

[trailrider125]

mommy mommy. the ghost called me nigger

[wingdamn]

*moves to chicago*

[AsianMeatBunBoy]

Chicago? I live in Chicago most of my life. Yet still single!

[LordHines420]

lol thats cuz ur asian duhh lol

[AsianMeatBunBoy]

damn you! don't let me see you in Chicago! lol

[LordHines420]

lol im just sayin!!!! it COULD be more than a coincidence....

[abobjenkins]

that's probably because you call yourself "AsianMeatBunBoy"...just a thought

[FTMvideos]

Chicago!

[PiccoloCavolo]

"with a great looking girl"

how about a nice, smart,caring, fun, kind, intelligent, open, faithfull...

like real personality qualities?

[Kenshinsijon]

:o lol

[LordHines420]

piccolo, why would a guy care about that stuff?

[Amandaudur]

lol, you should especially walk around with a broom and a dustpan to wipe away broken glass...

[jodwhitfield]

the only step I would only recommend is step 8.The rest are bs.Staying in shape wont be bad either lol

[SirNoobs]

This guy looks like a potential serial killer like in American Psycho.

[Puppy333S]

LOL @ 1:17 arm pit hair!

[trimi38]

lolol i used a pickup line to get out of detention i said"o well at least i can stear at beuty for the next hour" LMAO!

[jhunt123456]

were you in detention for your terrible grammatical errors?

[Thegirlnextdoor42]

5 o'clock shadow?

I DIE when I see a guy with stubble. It's my number one turnon. It's just too sexy!

[onlyshawnjohn]

i need to move to chicago

[twysock5]

why do you need to move to chicago

[Winslow1691]

lol that one girl was a man! and yea u are desparate if u do this

[iSkateBoard10]

lol if u guys actually do this ur desperate LOL!!1

[robobrain10000]

wats a 5:00 shadow

[daplayer]

I guess France has lost it's shine as the sexiest city in the world!

[Shippingshit]

I'm moving to Chicago.And then I'm going to go to a jazzy nightclub.

[il0dude67]

lol i live in chicago xD

[Shippingshit]

i've been there before, about 5 years ago.

It's pretty cool.

[celineB444]

lol at the poem

[TheNeophyte13]

step 1: if youre fat, sucks to be you.

[greatgmasta]

LMAF, yeah...

[Stonos22]

True :(

[Maiky2010]

love the poem^^

[pitviper12345]

now to catch the train to chicago!

[Ctwomble]

Check out the dog in the background at 1:46

[rinrik]

MIGRATE TO CHICAGO NAO!

[Slurm867]

Altruism?

If you are being nice so she will date you, it is not altruism.

[ianhawke]

The blonde girl hot? What are you looking at @_@

Her huge bag is horrible, the yellow dress she wears in the club makes her waist giant and she's got thick arms, my gf looks much better -.-

I didn't know that your previous day beard was called " a hint of 5 o'clock shadow". Why is that?

[thecrazygene1]

im moving to chicAGO!!

[AshelleTH]

Haha, "One study shows that girls like do-gooders rather then daredevils" Wow, I wish at least one of the people I knew felt that way..but they dont

[SkylineR034]

Lol i think they make up these facts on there own as they go along...

[TkrB]

All women who meet guys at bars are shallow.

[rinrik]

then why arent you in a bar?

[SmapAttack]

You know, not all women are unapproachable... It depends on the type you DO want and when most guys want the stuck-up blonde chick, well, that's your fight.

As a woman, I would hate to be in your shoes. Maybe instead of going for the hot chick, go for the one where you share the same interests. I like to have relationships with guys that I'm friends with first. I really think relationships are happier and last longer that way.

[Tyotyo999]

Who cares about relationships? XD

[SmapAttack]

Ah, well if you're only looking for that why don't you just hook up with a prostitute? You'll probably be that guy with a divorce/divorces in 20, 30 years, or you hooked up with a woman just for her looks, but have come to realize you have nothing in common and you're marriage is a lie. Have a good life! XD

[Tyotyo999]

Nah.I'm not the type that's gonna get married.

[LordSlag]

Wow, what a bunch of crap. I wish women would drop the act and be honest about what they want: A large dick made out of chocolate, shaped into the words "You're always right, honey", that cums money.

[iPod465]

oh yeah the blonde chick is soooooo hot!!

[ilnaras]

If the guy in this video can somehow manage to bag a woman, he's lucky. He doesn't have any real confidence, and you can tell he's frontin', which any woman can pick up on, especially a hot woman like that blond.

Daredevil - Whatever study said women prefer do-gooders to this type had women who LIE. Women SAY they want a safe man, but they really crave a man who will give them drama, laughter and excitement.

A winning combination is cocky plus funny. Nice, tempered with a little attitude.