Boris Johnson: Tories must be meat in coalition sausage UK General Election 2010

[TheGalwayFarmer]

gota love Paxman

[Jess10892]

I support Labour but for Godssake, someone make Boris primeminister! This man is a legend hahaha

[Klamath2046]

I'd love to see these two go on the piss together

[GSNRecords]

Yeah, well you're a dick. Boris J 4 lyfe, nigga! represeeeent

[eDemocracyUK]

The rich are taking the piss

[creamface]

I HAVE GOT A CITY TO RUN!!! Almost sounded like he forgot for a second there.

[firefly361]

pork sausage is the best

[yippitydodah]

bugger Walls sausages Boris, Ricmond sausages it has to be, with this metaphore of yours.

[yippitydodah]

@yippitydodah Richmond sausages even, irish pork at it's best.

[mikeypinder]

@MrJanesaddiction Once the establishment get themselves in, they'll keep themselves in by any means. I'd love to see a proper socialist party come to the forefront, the main parties at the moment (with a few policies exempted) have melted into the nothingness of centrism.

The 'old boy' club seems to span across all sectors of the economy and professions. Ed M and Boris went to the same junior school, most of the current political elite will have known each other for years. Change needed!

[mikeypinder]

@MrJanesaddiction As opposed to the public schooled Tony Blair, elected 3 times including after launching horrific wars in Afghanistan and Iraq? Boris is far better than anybody Liebour could put in the job. The state of the country's finances has not been done in the last 2 years- you can't even attempt to argue the massive levels of debt, the uncontrolled public sector and social problems are the tories/boris. unless you vote labour, then sadly you'd put your head in the sand like that lot do.

[Skibicks123]

Jeremy: Haven't you got a city to run?

Boris: Hmm, say that again... y-yeah, i have got a city to run and that's exactly that!

I love how Boris asks and then thinks it over quickly! Made me laugh to hard!!!!

Boris has turned politics into comedy!

[SciFiFangirlsFTW]

I LOVE BORIS!!!! HE'S AWESOME!!!!!

[BertrumPantyshield]

@MrJanesaddiction Fnarr! Fnarr!

[BertrumPantyshield]

@MrJanesaddiction Lucky he's just the Mayor of London, the capital city of the United Kingdom.

Eat Pedantry.

[MonsterMozz]

Boris... What a bellend!

[brwhizz]

He belongs in a P.G. Wodehouse novel!

[mellowNdark]

Stupid moronic old fool

[DragonSporks]

COMING SOON TO A THEATRE NEAR YOU:

Carry On Boris!

(starring Boris Johnson as himself)

[Starsandfunk]

Boris is my hero!

[dezboss]

I love how Paxman can't even help laughing lol.

[TheHusky9]

My god, ive never seen the old man at the end laugh. EVER.

[000nour000]

HAHAHA!!! Boris I love you!!! hahaha!!! LEGEND!!!

[joshisagoodbarber]

boris for future PM lol

[bryonyrocks]

@joshisagoodbarber shut up

[EikC]

Holy sweet mother of blargh, this guy is comedy gold!

[Fleshious]

Boris is huge.

[007aaali]

We have a very intelligent clown running London, kens a C UNT

[simplyphenomenal]

hero

[livingonrockall]

I'm with Merton. He's putting it on so his political opponents will let their guard down.

[TomMackio]

@livingonrockall I don't think it's anything that contrived, it might result in that effect but it's just the natural charm of Boris. It's impossible to live in a seemingly permanent contrived way unless you are a psychopath and I don't think Boris fits the bill.

On a side note... have you been to Rockall?

[cheeseybananas]

But the skin is t too, otherewise it'll fall apart! Hahaha, hahaha, ha.

[AsylumArchives]

Liveing Legend

[HenrySpiritedJigsaw]

i hate paxman...insufferable cunt

[Nosmos]

Boris Johnson running London, just goes to show that you don't need talent, intelligence or ability to rise to the top. What a clown, shame on deluded Londoners for voting him in!

[Vorticistick]

@Nosmos I'm just wondering if a lot of this is old-fashioned 'deferring to your betters'. Seems that any huckster with a posh voice impresses us ordinary workers!

[alanpatey]

gloriouskodachrome has said it all. I live in Doha but sat up all night watching the election and this indeed was the highlight. ONLY IN UK WOULD THIS HAPPEN, ITS FANTASTIC. What a brilliant hybrid democracy we have.......and if we ever take things seriously we are lost a nation. We need more Borises. (how do yo pluralise Boris ?)

[yassana111]

Boris you alwyas great

[kyleglanville91]

For everything else, there's MasterCard

[antster1983]

Boris for PM!

This concludes the Party Political Broadcast from the Have I Got News For You Party.

[Quintus4494]

He is an utter berk.

[REDBULLHEADiphone]

@Quintus4494 The truest comment on this page. This is the reason he got the job!

[evergonge]

boris is great! do you think harrods do walls sausages?

[gloriouskodachrome]

Highlight of the election, only in Britain and only from the two characters involved. Pure tv gold...

[markdr123]

I love Dimbleby pausing at the end as if to check he's not going to regret what he's about to say :P

[muffinman893]

I love walls sausages

[reeniyt25]

I was lucky enough to see this live also - I love the way he bumbles off at the end!!

[shotta0121]

hahahaaha

Boris for PM!

[RahenyBohs]

i saw this live, boris johnson should become a stand up comedian

[coppersmiths]

@RahenyBohs I reckon he already is.

[cheeseymenolikey]

hilarious!

[tonybeir]

ROFL! he goes off to run the city.

[cjellwood]

bellend

[fruiteatingbear]

You have just got to love boris!!.

[fruiteatingbear]

You just gotta love boris!!

[rootybeer4eva]

be assured the country is in safe hands.....

this makes me crave sausages though mmmmmm

[HerbTeddy]

God politics would be boring without the occasional gem from good old Boris. We can always rely on him to liven thing up :)

[slyfoxx6969]

Long live Boris

[auron1990]

You have to hand it to Boris, whether you like him or not, he has a way with words that few politicians can match.

[scodee]

Bloke is a Total Dickhead

[kyleglanville91]

Boris for PM

[meterreadergoldersgr]

Lets get the two losers to make a partnership--the silver and bronze winners to run the country --- the losers Labour and Lib Dem----bring it on ---12 months time re-election time---and the Tories will walk it again....Brown have some self respect,go NOW you useless buffoon of a clown,just like your inept party--the fascist socialists,spin maker burgermeisters that are Labour.

[scottymac897]

@meterreadergoldersgr Calm down mate, this is a place to laugh at BoJo, not to push political agenda, Boris isn't even very good at that himself.

[LilDmWearingBiatch]

gotta love boris

[hazymat]

- "Enough of this gastronomic metaphor"

- "You started it"

- "Well, I've had enough of it"

Priceless.

[croorh]

absolute legend :)

[Qabz]

His promoting the new sub of the day

[tableconnect]

boris would be a hit in America with Pax as the foil on American College Campus

[zionravescene]

BOJO!

[gullengav]

"Haven't you got a city to run?"

Priceless.