Doom Metal Instructional Video

[flaggelumdei]

There are many things about doom that you can successfully make fun of, including drug abuse of people playing it, how people playing it are negatively affected in their everyday life, how the genre has no chance to ever blow into the mainstream. Yet, you've chosen to make fun of how slow doom metal is for nine whole fucking minutes. Way to go for the obvious target! That's deep, dude, keep up with the good work!

[ShadowbaneOverload]

This is intentional parody, you idiots. Clearly he's trying to be funny and you morons are taking him seriously. I thought it was hilarious when he was in his car with the radio on..

[TheThruster24]

This sucks, go chase girls or something fun

[EDOM666DEVORE]

i invented sludge grunge with my band in 1998 its like the song sludge factory by alice in chains oh im like ya now putting an idea from another more famous ideas but its all cool man sounds fun peace and no offence but everything has already been done

[ChromeCelica00]

lol I love the people getting angry and taking this seriously, you're hilarious man, keep it up

[Bodycage]

get a clue, faggot

[ArielColon13]

FFFFFFUUUUCCCKKKKKKK YOU!

[eatthemoon13]

Wheres the weed,whiskey,pills,beer? You put way to much thought into this whole video and still have no fucking clue what doom metal is! Just a douch with way to much time on his hands,

[rebeccarocknroll]

Knocking doom metal with a Nightwish poster in the background, nice one!

[worrgames88]

hi ben

[maggot68584]

It's also nice that Youtube doesn't discriminate against the mentally retarded.

[maggot68584]

Nice boyscout handbook there buddy.

[boxerjr713]

I don't think he even knows who Odin is

[damillionmalania]

Thanks for giving away all these wonderful secrets of doom drumming! I'm going to walk away a much better drummer after watching your video.

[FullmetalBallsack]

Absolute fag. Burn.

[33anarchy]

very informative you are extremely smart i wish i could be like you.

[forlornx]

It gives the impression that you "think" you know, but you do not have the real concept of this type/syle of metal. You are an absurd, ridiculous, pathetic, illiterate, oblivious fuck, I profoundly pity you. Grow the fuck up....

[dinsdalepiranha100]

An unfunnily executed joke.

[LikeAGlassAsterisk]

One of the best pieces of satire around.

[PEDROCARPATOS]

I know..I spend my time watching this, but seeing the comments, I wonder who will see interesting here? you are pathetic and stupid ! If possible would kill your whole race and family, not to beget more sons of bitches like you. This is intolerant oh my god !

[TheBigMclargehuge]

You know I'm just browsing youtube having a good time and some smartass with Hanson posters on his wall has to bring me down. I fucking hate humanity and it's partly your fault. 

[ummtone]

Fisher Price drum-table, FTW!

[roodbrood]

LOL Great parody mate :-)  Share the insanity

[monkeyssomejerk]

LOL, that was retarded, but in a mildly amusing fashion.

[dafteyes]

MY dying Bride is not doom metal it's money metal

[BrianCRX90]

your an idiot... My Dying Bride influenced many of the bands of the future of this genre. Doesn't matter if you like the band or not. That's a fact.

[Dan138]

I like your wall paper

[BastardOfBodom90]

Your best video:P I'm laughing my ass off xD

[Warlordesructionator]

Dude?!...u gotta be kidding?... Thats friggin' hilarious!

[UpTheCrust]

this is possibly the biggest waste of anything ive ever encountered in my entire life. My bad for kind of skipping through/watching it but like, why would you waste your time making this?

[defnist47]

XD people have different tastes s'alright.

[DerPoltergeist13]

A sign from Odin!

[countrydoctor]

"its raining outside, and its all autumn-y ". i think youre getting doom confused with emo.

[RavensOfMyFuneral]

No. Not really. Autumn and rain are pretty doomish themes.

[SunlessSkyGuitar]

Take November's Doom. Rain and Autumn Reflection are two songtitles. xP

[Bumbletooth]

haha, i'm in a doom/sludge metal band (as a drummer) and I almost pissed my pants during the staying awake live thing-

[jburger360]

I have a better way to play doom,

1. Get drugs

2. get cheap instruments from whatever pawn shop you can, get amps too, the loudest you can.

3. Setup Amps and instruments in basement, make sure amps are as loud as possible and the guitars/bass are detuned as low as you can go.

4. Take drugs

5. Jam

[DoomMarco666]

Those steps you gave are way more useful than this shitty video.

[wormGOREZILLA]

i agree

[esciets]

@jburger360 This, by far.

[metalhead2theEnd]

@jburger360 that's just stoner

[jburger360]

@metalhead2theEnd At the time i made that comment i was thinking about Electric Wizard type doom, I see how it wouldn't work for Candlemass and that sort of stuff.

[ihaveallseeingeyes]

@jburger360 your dumb and u have no single idea about the feeling of doom. I dont need either drugs or alcohol to play doom sludge. Ive tried with alcohhol and i cant do it

[Alchemyth13]

i just don't know why the hell i watched that.

wasted time.

that had nothing to do with doom metal.

if you want to oppose yourself to that metal genre try to do it in a funnier way

[SuicideManLove]

wtf did i just watch...

[DoomMarco666]

Dude why do you make this video? Its obvious you know nothing of the Doom Metal genre. Maybe you shouldve made a how to play idiot emo music video instead.

[littlekittygarden]

why does he even make these videos?

(4:47)

[theollogy]

If this is a real doom metal instructional video why did you not play more actual doom?

Doom metal is not just about keeping a steady beat, theres more to it than that.

A real doom fan does not use horrible sounding digital drums, they use real analog kits, and given the amount of instructional videos your creating, one would assume you have the experience to have gained an analog kit.

Also, if this isnt serious, its a horrible mock, make sure your next video is actually about the topic.

Theo

[SleepsDopesmoker]

What a waste of fucking time! heres a tip, get some money, get in your piece of shit car, drive to the gun store, buy a gun, and kill yourself you waste of fucking LIFE

[DeadPandaTits]

i could not agree more

[damnfucksaur]

badass name dude

[LordAllv]

A 15 years old dude speaks about doom metal and has Nightwish poster on the wall, also he is retarded. Fuck off!

[Sabbathodoom]

Fuck You!!!!!!!!You don't have an idea about what doom metal is!!!!!Delet all your videos you faggot!

[hypnoxic]

you are a fucking genious my friend

[hyperbassi]

i hate you...but not more than anybody else...

[deathmetalben]

cuz he can you fuck face.

[daborusCR]

Hey loser, get a life

[khashviper]

hey kid ! did u notice what u titled this video u dont have to talk about or infact abuse a title like "Doom Metal" when your not aware of it at all. to find some chicks think ur a cool guy u can use many other ways that u know better like talking about pussy cat dolls panties color... yeah !? but not Metal ;)

[zdusiu]

I'm very greatful. I'm starting my new doom project and you mournful, depressing ideas are just like a manual to me. You are my god. I don't care what wil Odin and Loki say.

P.S: HiLLLLLLLLLLLLLarius :D

[BrianCRX90]

This is hilarious. I am a huge doom metal fan...pretty much all I listen too and if you are a fan of it and have a sense of humor then you will get this video and how funny this is. Otherwise you will not. I thought it was great.

[LikeAGlassAsterisk]

@BrianCRX90

You are right. I am surprised by how many people don't see the humour in this and the satire that is going on.

[spireny]

That was awesome. It's sad because I also play doom.

[mattman20132]

hahahaaha hes playin on that little pad like a retard.

[ledsabbath165]

I liked it

[AcrossTheTen]

Ben who?

You haven't the slightest clue of what your doing.

P.S. you didn't use doom song.

[STOLIE43]

fucking asshole

[mrkulan]

This is some kind of irony... right?

[AugustBurnsRed1992]

im gonna watch this while im twisted haha

[xCoreyCrazyx]

thats a sign from oden we're gonna make good doom metal today

hahahahah

[MoltenBananaz]

pro

[electricwizard3000]

Best off to stick with what you know. Clearly, you haven't the slightest clue on this sub-genre of metal.

[Nightrage0o]

I just wasted 9 minutes and 6 seconds of my life.

[meigs666]

you convince me to not listen to doom metal ,fuckin slow and depressive lol

[tjh007]

nice drumming

hahaha

[irnman1120]

wow kid your not doom at all sorry but your doom lesson is not good caus the pussy cat dolls are not doom

[SephynnXx]

LMAO, FUCKING ODIN

[lionOFjudah33]

"thats a sign from Odin" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

i love doom, and thought this was hilarious. everyone needs to stop being so serious.

[stmatthewreturnst0th]

What is up with the drumming man?

The guy has a nightwish poster.

At least there's some My Dying Bride

Raven and the Rose!!!!

[magv89]

whats the song playing at 1:44

[bakvarnyu]

Katatonia-Brave murder day

[magv89]

thanks i found the song its called rainroom :)

[joedell71]

somebody should lock this kid in a room with Wino and Dave chandler and then let him talk some shit about doom. DOOOOOOM OUUUT DOOMICIDE DROOOP OUUUT WIIITH BOOONG IN HAAAND

[irnman1120]

i agree this kid is a fucking idiot when it comes to doom

[jarrett093]

lol boy scout handbook at 00:42

[kataklysmatica]

your so not funny, do you know that?

[dinosaurjr420]

Hey, kid, have you even ever heard of St Vitus?

[Aluc1ne]

Estás pero bien pendejo :/

[gex581990]

I'll tell you instructions to making doom metal. 1. get stoned 2. find a drumset, guitar, bass, or mic 3. jam

[himenow]

That's stoner doom then, not traditional doom ;)

[gex581990]

just cause you smoke weed when you play doom don't make it stoner doom its just a style. but its cool.

[himenow]

Doom metal isn't about 'jamming' though :(

[irnman1120]

exactly its about constructing somthing so concrete and solid that it makes you blow a load in your pants so big it could fill the grand canyon

[crapsite]

Hey, I was looking for the same song at 1:45, turns out it's Rainroom by Katatonia. I gotta check out their earlier stuff, it sounds great!

[crapsite]

Hey, I was looking for the same song at 1:45, turns out it's Rainroom by Katatonia. I gotta check out their earlier stuff, it sounds great!

[crapsite]

Hey, I was looking for the same song at 1:45, turns out it's Rainroom by Katatonia. I've only heard their later stuff and didn't like it, but that clip sounds awesome, I gotta check out their earlier stuff :D

[peptosxe]

sweet haha.... i love doom anyway...

but the song he wrote was way too fast!!! haha

[turkeyeyes123]

lmfao. so true. i am in a metal band and while ppl are fucking afound u jus sit there going CUT THE SHIT GET BACK TO PLAYIN!!

[sexnviolence666]

this coming from a guy with a shadows fall tee shirt...

THERE IS A HUGE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN cheesy synth epic doom and street flavoured bands like Electric Wizard

[dimerazorback93]

hahahahaha

[MasterLauche]

hahaha love the yamaha

[Khronosh]

Nice^^

[carlosabo86]

cono e la madre, como alguien puede hablar tanta guevonada ah..? a parte de chavez ja ja?

[bbsupdee13]

hahahahaha!!!!!!! thats gotta be the funniest shit ever. How do u play grindcore???

u should do that next.

[Runningidiot]

Love it

[punxxat]

Great drum table^^

[ledsabbath165]

Haha. Are you in drumline?

[Digideus]

Pah Ha Ha!  Awesome! Keep it up!

[Wilu15]

What is the title of song in 8:00 minute ?

[Digideus]

It Anathema.  A song called Fragile Dreams

[apektnjulius]

I dont like the way his face is arranged, and im willing to rearrange it for him.

[marzukazael]

Wow, you're pretty hardcore, aren't you buddy?

[Plaqueangel]

Is this guy a kind of weirdo or something?Because he is either god damn STUPID or he is mentally sic

[TomdeArgentina]

but he can edit a video smoothly, not bad... :P

[YTsyndrome]

hehe, It's kind of surprising when you find people on youtube that are actually funny and take things lightly for a change - something most metalheads fail to do. Props to you BlindedByFear, your video is simply awesome.

By the way, could you hook me up with your buddy Robbie? My band needs a new roadie. Last time we hired a teddy bear... Big mistake.

[sbowman128675]

so, do u like metal. or are u just flaming it in these vids?

[upshaw666]

I love doom metal not all doom metal doom over this world from reverend bizarre is not slow but anyway funny video

[andy6stryper6]

ure a dick....but ever so slightly amusing

well done

[RandomanicFilms]

Lol I RLY like doom metal, but the part, "Yeah and when leaves turn colors, some guy in Scandanavia is like, OMG IM SO SORRY!" Friggin cracked me up.

[jimmyxendrix]

Who the fuck are you, child? Did your elder brother let you play in his room?

Sucks!

[ckyman0608]

that video was so fucking funny

nice job 5/5

[eomer723]

Nice crazy faces

[intelpl]

man, it's awesome, thanks for this video ;)

[Brok3nfreaknot]

jesus christ, u guys are stupid of course this is suppose to be a joke

[blastman2425]

omg, give the guy a chance to get better

[roofinators]

What can you hear about doom metal from man with Nightwish poster on the wall...

[metaldemonseanknels]

nice job dude kudos to you, u anywhere montana? if so we should jam

[grindkerensky]

mmh katatonia @ 1:40

[CRVZS]

your lars ulrich at the end its cool.. and anathema´s music...

[cheesemaster92]

He's only joking around. I think we should all just calm down :)

[DarkWarlock666]

dude...get a fucking life....odin? wtf? do u even know what the fuck ur talking about?...fuckingcocksuckingass­hole

[RocketRacer]

someones a little cranky about norse gods

[samerianraven]

ok .. have you tried to make doom metal ...

I think its more .. much more than that

and my friend .. its not a proper drum set

you should listen to old doom metal bands for change

[gasmas87]

is this supposed to be funny??? stupid american

[aeterno777]

Tonto!

[xoxgodofgodsgodxx]

whats with the boyscout handbook?

[guitarhero343]

lol this was awesome

[brutalnet]

waa waa waa - relax. Ben is wicked doom, you people are just gay. The video is a satire - a comedy. You'll live. And for the record, your "haven't shaved in 14 months" playing Gibson sludge/stoner garbage is outdated anyway. Modern melodic doom kicks ass on that noisy garbage you're referring to.

[2manynotes]

Hilarious

[kleft]

you know not of doom

[irishmcmorgan]

that is definitely not doom metal brother. If you want doom you look no further than sleep, electric wizard, earth, bongzilla, orange goblin etc..

[psyshock918]

Wanna tell us the intro song?

[unbuff6867]

dude that was freak'n sweet! Check out

uncle peter on myspace under the music profiles you will love it!

[laspanishchica]

the music is good but then your playing is not.

[strifewind]

ur a pussy ill fite u in tibat

[starvinmusician2]

I REALLY think you're confusing doom metal with death/black metal... they're not even close... doom is more bluesy and sludgy none of that high pitched soloing BS in your vid... check out Yob, Candlemass, Sleep Etc... they will teach you what real doom is.

[inlacrima2013]

new anathema sucks, old anathema are the best

[reverendbizzarre]

Ok, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING IN LIFE? Lets get in the mood with a little TUPAC YO.

[BasisBran]

It aint tupac yo, it's pussycat whores, yo! :-P

[Fanta666]

I think this guy is confusing the melodic and keyboard laden pussy-doom metal with real doom. Or at least ignoring the latter.

[moona666]

dude, what is the name of fist song?

[bloodcanadian]

Rapture - Misery 24/7

[BlindedByFear]

HAIL!

[renasc]

LOL!

[MatthewPA1972]

He better mention Candlemass!

[dariusb23]

i dont think you understand doom metal. its not all the same speed. they use real drum kits not kidsize yamaha ones. when they say they are prepared to die. they mean it. and you dont know how to be doomy the proper way

[BlindedByFear]

I don't understand doom metal. At all.

[Dalucan]

funny video :) I like one doom metal band - My dying bride, I know that this band's very good, so I don't care about your vid, but I know that it's offensive for people who take doom metal very seriously. You shouldn't call them 'close mined fuck'. Be more tolerant. And the last thing... do you think that anathema is doom metal:)?

maybe I've made mistakes, I'm not very good at english

[BlindedByFear]

Anathema is most certainly a doom band. Their older stuff, mainly. Their new stuff is still really really good.

You see, the point IS to offend people who take doom very seriously. I love doom. It is my favorite genre of music. But if you can't laugh at something you love, then you don't truly love it, in my opinion. So that's why I smash all these assholes who think they're better than everyone else when it comes to music (and anything else for that matter).

[elchangobrujo]

Your one faggy faggot kid. Fag.

[xbm]

I really love doom metal and this video is hilarious and really plays on the stereotypes of doom metal. But the dude in Scandinavia would be playing raw black metal, not doom metal.

[piewacket]

this is funny,but boreing, lame and stupid at parts and you never hear eny doom metal at all kind of point less dont ya think

[BlindedByFear]

Sometimes I wonder why a run on sentence was never taught to people in school I mean think about it do you really think you sound intelligent without putting a break in your thoughts do you even know what you sound like you sound dumb please don't try and make a valid point if you sound like a moron.

[RE8978]

Doom Metal is good man :(

[BlindedByFear]

Um...no shit.

[RE8978]

When I came across this video, I first though you were trying to parody it. Causing me to try making a non- offensive comment, I finished seeing it and saw that you were teaching a lesson. Than you came and made a fuck face comment ... fuck you and clean your room good day.... Bitch

[BlindedByFear]

I would invite you for cookies and ice cream in my clean room, but apparently you just ruined that for yourself.

[sikeyourmind]

hey what's that first song that's playing during the little intro part? It's awesome!

[SlitYourThroatz]

Driving around listening to fucking hip hop, what a queer. Not to mention that was that gayest drumming I've EVER heard.

[peniswrinkle01]

whats the song thta plays at the beginning?

[vampyre665]

Black Sabbath WERE the first doom metal band,,others followed with DIFFERENT types of doom.Email any of the bands you mentioned and they will say the same thing i just told ya.

[DeadTilMidnight]

Black Sabbath? Doom Metal? Black Sabbath was the first Metal band. Doom Metal just fucking sucks

[sociopathicregret]

Pretty funny. Meh, not all Doom is that slow, mostly funeral the funeral doom stuff.