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  • DFTBA!

  • Number 934 :)

    also, my friend has just started replacing the F word with Fallopian Tubes, random, i know

  • cats?

  • Awesome

  • Haha, awesome!!!

  • This is probably an irrelevant comment as I am sure you have already found an appropriately colorful replacement for f***, but I thought I would throw in my two coppers regardless.

    Vulgar Latin:

    Futuō - F***

    Futuere - to F***

    or as another alternative, Greek:

    Gama mou - F*** me

    Ay gamisou - F*** off

    Whenever I need inspiration I know I tend to look to classical linguistic forms, maybe it will be a help, maybe not.

    Cheers.

  • why not POOP i think itl be funny or BONER

  • I didn't read any of these suggestions yet, so hopefully no one's suggested "fukc". will that work? If not you could try frag.

  • Fuck comes from the German word Fricken which means to strike. Fricken has also been shortened down to Frick.  I would suggest Frack, but you already ruled Frack out so how about Fraggled or Smurfed or F'd or Fazed or Fitzed. The last one is my favorite being that my last name is Fitzgerald. Irish Pride all the way!

  • Frak! You can't say frel on the frikking internet? What piece of fei-yu made that happen?

    I say find a harmless word, and use it as a euphemism that will someday become a dirty word. Ya know, like how a 100 years ago a man would have been proud to show his cock in public.

    Take something that's applicable though... hehe, vulcan mind hug.. Oh! Something harmless, like "hugs"! That'd work. Or work.

    Work should be a dirty word! Make it so.

    Maybe misspelled... "Wurk off, I'm busy here!"

  • What the funt are you all talking about?

  • Hot nerdy girls don't exsist who every said that must have never been to a Comic Con.

  • Fargle.

    If used in the right context, people will still understand you!

    Maybe.

    Or perhaps Flak?

    Only, it's already a word...

    I don't know.

    But good luck with that SF script!

  • Dance your cares away,

    Worry's for another day.

    Let the music play,

    Down at Fraggle Rock.

  • fash yeah yay awsome

  • In all honesty, the actual word itself doesn't matter. It is the connotation and usage that will define it. The reason words like 'frik' work, is that people say them in the same situation with the same emotion as they would its counterpart. Any word will do so long as it is said with feeling at the opportune moment.

  • fawk, ppl understand wut u mean and its still a 4 letter f-word.

  • yer fawkin gorgeous. keep up the great mother fawkin work. i say fawk all those that say hot nerdy girls dont exist.

  • Hi there! For the potential translation of f*boing* into another potential sci-fi word, well, I've went to an FF10's Al-Bhed translator and it ends up as ''Vilg'' which I think sounds sci-fi enought! Problem is, it does come from a fictionnal language from a video game, so it's not really an ''original'' word, but, well, maybe it will lead to a good word for f*boing*

    Good luck with your scrip! :)

  • so i use geothermal and i herd something about saving a horse and riding a cowboy... now where are those boots.

    oh and i think homer had it right with doh!

  • GAK! I dropped me gakken fish n chips, oui out ta way yar gakka! Gak off!!!

  • Save the world eh? Alrighty, I'll go read up on solar hot water heaters. My folks planted 100 trees when I was 4 to help offset the family carbon footprint.

    As for the swears, I would like to suggest gak. I haven't worked on my conlang for a while. Like you said, if only a few people use it, momentum for its demise picks up.

  • *melts and swoons* She called me awesome!? Okay more serious. The petition, several points good, some the writer of the petition seems to be formed with a lack of information. Strong message though, one that I look for in any government platform. Ecological reform, and properly implemented a strong ecological reform will create more jobs and help economic reform as well.

    Sign the petition, force studies, educated the populace. Advanced the world. A Golden age of Green sounds quite becoming.

  • Gawd do any of you people even know who friggin MORK is? That one was gawddamn GOLD MAN!! Come on!!

  • Emundas, check out "How it all ends" by wonderingmind42 (as well as his followup addressing the logical flaw in his first video).

  • Watched it. I must say I am incredibly unimpressed. His main argument was Appeal to Authority which is one of the logical fallacies. It also ignores periods of time which have nothing to do with human activity such as the Medieval Warm Period and Holocene Climate Optimum (in which it was MUCH warmer)

    Man made emissions account for a whopping 0.28% of greenhouse gasses. Water vapor accounts for the majority of the rest. It is about the height of arrogance to believe we can frell the planet

  • Appeal to authority is only a logical fallacy if it exists by means of "I'm in a position of authority, so I'm right". Otherwise it is a genuine arguementative technique. Hell, if you consider anything drawing on authority as a logical fallacy, then the academic principle of quoting sources is a logical fallacy.

  • I am NOT a meteorologist, and so any attempt I make to argue a point about climate will be laden with inconsistencies and mistakes. I'll be reduced to quoting bite sized morsels of information I've heard in arguements about all this before, without anything to back it all up, really. All I CAN do is trust to expert knowledge, and from what I've read most of the expert knowledge believes it.

    And, as Wonderingmind's pascal's wager example showed, it makes logical sense to prepare, just in case.

  • Farscape used "Frell" It worked for Aeryn Sun so it is good enough for me.

  • Sorry Zendulo. P4A is STILL promoting Anthropogenic Global Warming. Its been cooling off for the last ten years despite increased emissions from us humans. If they get AGW wrong, with 10 full years of science directly contradicting them, how can anyone trust them to do right on anything else?

  • WILL keep watching your videos. WILL NEVER sign that peace of trash.

  • John Ringo uses 'grap' in his Through the Looking Glass series. I know why he uses it and other words like it. Even so, I'm offended by the use of swearing replacements, muting, blurring of lips, and beeping. If you're saying or doing anything that can be executed with a simple 'fuck', then you are still swearing, just in an extremely childish, transparent manner. If you don't like swearing, don't use pretend swearing, just don't let anger into your speech. Fuck! On the Internet!

  • Okay so lemme get this straight. Your name is "MajorDiarriah" and you are calling the rest of us making up replacement swear words childish?

    That is no doubt the most priceless bit of inanity I have seen in quite a long while, thank you bunches.

  • My screen name is consistent with my reasoning and is an intentional crass and self-abasing joke, where as anyone saying, perhaps, figgleshits instead of shit because they dislike cursing needs to examine what they are doing. They may not think it, but they are still cursing. It's similar to a child cursing with a word they have no denotation for, while the adult tries to remove the denotation from the meanings they want to express. In that way, the adult is trying to achieve childhood cursing.

  • Frag is takin' by The Main Man. Uh...hm. Fluck? Fruck? Or, flukl or frukk? (The absence of the 'c' and having two 'k's makes it all future-ish-y...

    Guess I'll go check out that thingy...that flukkin' thingy.

  • Signed. As to the F-Bomb question, here's a couple options off the top of my head.

    F(iretr)uck.

    Bleep. (The characters literally say bleep).

    Intentional spoonerism (Buck Fush).

    Base it on the society. F--- is "offensive" because it breaks taboo. What is taboo in your future?

  • Fwamp [FWAW omp]. =)

  • Phuck?

  • frigate frigit fragit ficket fack fackit

  • frigate,frag,fracket,frickstic­k,frick,fricketyfricket.

  • I am general Helllfire burn them to oblivion!

  • Fork.

    "My name is Mork and I like to fork."

    Frazzle.

    "I would like to frazzle the Dazzler."

    Frel. (Farscape stole it from ME!!)

    "To frel or not to frel that is the question."

  • Plumb or plumbing.

    Like "Gerald was having a wonderful time plumbing the tight space between Josie's legs."

    Or "Go plumb yourself you motherplumber!!!"

  • Vulcan Mind Hug? Funny !!!!

  • Cool .

  • Kcuf

    ExAmPlEsSsSsSsS:

    ARE YOU KCUFING KIDDING ME!!!!

    KCUF YOU YOU KCUFING KCUF

    I am kcufing plastered lulz

  • Oh YEAH! And I think you look GREAT.......LMAO, nah Z, I ain't gonna join da "Gettin sweet on Z" train. Although I think G4 should give you a spot on the Feed, the chick they got on there is so un-layla-ish!

  • I wish our most excellent legislators would enact a law abolishing all styrofoam products! This would be immensely beneficial to the environment and wouldn't change much, except an increase in whining from lazy troopz.

  • I liked Frak! Can't wait for the final season of BSG.

    On a side note, you look great in this video. I've always found you attractive, but in this vid you really look nice. Have a nice day.

  • Kay as often happens mah sound is forked up on this piece so I can't actually hear the dulcet tones of Miss Shayna. Howevers I can clearly see the golden key to the promised land and therefore blindly support this message. That is a key right? And I am thinking about the environment and NOT boobies. Seriously boobies are icky.

    Soigned.

    #878

  • Just had another thought. For a futuristic sci-fi you could always say cockney rhyming slang has picked up around the world. The first site that came up when I googled it recommended the following for fuck:

    Bit o' luck "I had a bit of luck last night"

    Donald Duck "I don't give a Donald"

    For "fuck it", Charlie Bucket. "Oh Charlie Bucket."

    Friar Tucked "I was totally friar'd last night."

  • Petition signer #876, woo! Thanks Shayna!

    BTW:

    My gf figured out how to make my digital camera record video so I can start making 'em when she gets back into town. It has pretty decent resolution so, depending on how much room my memory card allows for and how big of a memory card capacity I can get for it, I may be able to make some cool stuff finally.

  • I dunno, I kinda like things like frak and frag, but those are pretty common alternatives to fuck. As for something totally awesome and sci-fi-esque that's semi-original I can't really think of anything, I mean, it's become so linguistically versatile in the english language, it's hard to construct a series of phonetics that sounds equally appropriate in as many instances as fuck can be used. You may have to use several different words depending on how it's being used for it to sound right.

  • Very good video, AND...you look a lot like Tori Amos.

  • 875

    Thanks for posting this.

    Have a geektastic day.

  • Mmmmm black screen.

  • Petition signer 871...

  • Hey thanks Pretty Lady! Hope you and Meg have some awesome holidays! Love you two!

    Shayna

  • Frickin' (adj), "a kinder, gentler alternative to the term "f*cking"; used as an intensifier...

    featured in the song Merry Merry Merry Fricken Christmas... worth a listen to imo. Nothing original coming to mind at the moment though but I will keep thinking.

  • Great video!

    DFTBA!

  • if you are a facebook member.. go check out the project for awesome fan page!

  • comment!

  • THE IMPORTENT THING is that I have singed the petition (866) and I know you too are active in saving the environment!

    "Lots of sliver changes will grow up to A BIG CHANGE"

  • Zen- great video. I just wandered in from G4 (dvr'ed forever ago) and saw your particularly awesome brand of Nerdwareness. Kudos on the petition and here's a suggestion for the f-bomb: keep it short and similar in pronunciation. Maybe start it with a 'p' or an 'f.' I'd go with something like "peck" (which has the added bonus of being Mad Martigan's derogatory term of choice for Willow). And you have to admit that "peck off" has a nice ring to it. =)

  • Petition: signed! The internet won't let you say boing? I think a good way to say boing would be Scorg. Scorg that you scorging evil space-beast!

  • Wow. I didn't think it was possible for nerdiness to do this, but "laser-Tarkined" broke my brain. Rock on, Shayna. Rock on.

    As for the petition, done and done. There's some other things that need to be on there (nuclear power, for instance), but it's a start. Thanks for doing this.

  • cool!!

  • WAYS TO SAVE THE ENVIRONMENT

    Freeze-dry all whales to prevent further losses.

    Replace poles with non-melt replica polystyrene snow.

    Replace endangered species such as tigers, pandas etc. with long-life robotic replicas, with integral "double fun" features such as funny sound effects and Silly String dispensers.

    Relocate rain forests to the moon, thereby putting them out of reach of greedy timber merchants.

    Implement "shoot-on-sight" enforcement of existing environmental laws.

  • I agry with you man (or woman)!

    that wasn't funny, it was steuppid.

    if you want to say somthing smart give a real way on how to save the enviroment.

    Pineappleoxide your cool

    c-ya :)

  • ...urm, whut?

  • already watched this one

  • so awesome!

  • great vid! DFTBA <3

  • just say balls. O.o lol

  • What-huh-what? Name of cats, Books of cats.. I am a cat. Oh No

  • Laser-Tarkined is the greatest word ever. You continue to rock and amaze in the nerdiest of ways.

  • I'm a tiny bit ashamed to let you know that my brain pictured it as laz0r-Tarkin'd. What a dork! You rock my face off Gwyddyon!

  • What about SHRICKA? Don't ask me where that came from, because I have NO IDEA! LOL

  • Oooh. I kind of want to name my kitten Shricka! It's like Flicka only bad ass!

  • Flicka? Wasn't that the name of some horse? LOL. Glad to see my favorite sexy nerd back on YouTube! We miss you! We need more talented people from nerdfighteria on here, anyway!

  • For the latter cause of an expletive by other motives: Verjz. Brokedown, Ver is pronounced like verge, and jz is a sharp Z! as in Zit. If you have an audio preview or software, run the word through it. Merry ChanKwanzmas and a Tricky New Years!!

  • You are so totally welcome :D

  • hey i thought my following of your video and my following of the vlogbrothers were unrelated was i wrong or did u investigate

    p4a when u saw all the videos.

    my made up word for fuck: cheney

  • I've been a nerdfighter for a long time now! They make me proud to be from Montana. LOL @ cheney.

  • i also wanted to know if u were aware that u were featured on G4

  • I was signer 841 :D

  • Awesome! Thank you so much!

  • You could use the Father Ted approach (its an English comdey show from way back in the 1990's) and use the word Feck or use Red Dwarf's own Smeg. It's not technically swearing, but people would know what you meant.

  • I didn't know you were a Nerdfighter! Well, I knew you were a Nerdfighter, but I didn't know that you knew...yeah, I'm going to shut up now (except to say that I love your videos).

    DFTBA!!

  • Thanks!! Nerdfighters FTW!

  • great idea and great vid! dftba!

  • Good luck with your promotion!. DFTBA!

  • I'm proud to be a student at the university of the man who authored that petition.

  • Frag. Transformers used it (ok mostly durring beastwars and everything made after but the orginal searies used it a few times) Also some other Mech and giant robot related shows have used it, becides it can be used just like the fbomb and be almost as releaving.

    Then you could also use Slag as your Sbomb!

  • Also apologies for negative end of world Boooom!

    Nuke blast as source for curse word.

    I was not hugged enough as a child

  • WoooHooo! I am signer #831 ( on the petition)

  • Thank you kindly, sir!

  • I found myself getting drawn back to the whole frak, felgercarb mindset and thusly settled on a play on the whole " your name is Mudd" idea where a common name becomes profane due to some perfidious act

    Loves ya kiddo! Keep posting.

  • In the dark days following the

    nuclear conflagration; a new profane term came into common usage.

    It was coined from the name of the man who pushed the button during his last days in office:

    Dubya I:E If you hit that too hard you are gonna dubya everything up!

    or: I hate Bob; he is a mother dubber

    or Dubya yerself!

    or: Hey! Dubya face!

    Of course, this is offered free of any obligation to use it.

  • I am signer #830 on the petition. I'm definitely happy to have helped with this worthy cause, and thank you for giving me the opportunity to do so.

    I've got a Project For Awesome video of my own, so feel free to check it out if you have the time. Thanks!

  • Thank you, syxtfour. I'll check yours out post haste!

  • Comment =] x

  • DFTBA!

  • This is a great video, I'll definitely sign your letter.

  • Thank you! You're awesome!

  • In general it's better to keep the swearing down low. Not out of fear of offending people, but just so it has some impact. Remember the only time Shepherd Book used Chinese in Serenity? THAT had gravitas.

    But if you need to, a good option is either:

    A) Have it interupted every time. "Oh fu-" "What's the matter?"

    B) Something that starts off soft or semi-soft (fu-) and ends hard (-ck). "Rutt", "Yud", "Sut", "Mock", "Lach", etc. That way it has the same impact as good old 'fuck'.

  • Great points, all, Shade.

  • Or, if you want to have an in-joke you can use the word 'count', in a reference to the Youtube video "The Song of the Count"

  • TOTALLY!!!

  • Oh, and any celebration that doesn't involve Jelly (or Jello as you call it in America) is a celebration not worth having.

    Especially if the Jello/y has vodka in it.

  • DFTBA!

  • Nerdfighting for the environement! Awesome...

  • vulcan mind hug!

  • nice!

  • i think the smurfs did the same thing by saying smurf

  • it was nice to catch some of your other and more serious intrest. for vernacular, try the hubert approach of ''situation exclamatory,'' well not really.  take care.

  • nucking bucking. can i bam you. holy shu shu i tryed lol hope you like

  • FIRE FLY IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Helves fuddle-duddle fruz meijaka Cazree blishmay zayzaynuma gee-gee-to-da-may tray-koo-ma. ok I'm done.

  • I love vulcan mind huggs!!!!

  • P4A! DFTBA!!!

  • DFTBA.

    -Woody

  • p4a!

  • Nice video!!!

  • folk :D

    i put my name on the potition

    dident read it thought witch is probly a bad think cuz i dont care about the enviorment there enogh enviorment for me in my liftime so ill let others and the future take care of the rest

  • FOLK

    folk you

    folk me

    folk this

    go folk yourself

    can i folk you

    what the folk

    :D folk my comments

  • Like that one! :D

  • at my school teachers r super no swearing so if u even say hell u get detention so for fuck we say frick and for some bizarre reason the teachers don't care so frick might work frick or hack one of those would work

  • Yes!!! ^_^ DFTBA!!

  • I used to read the Marvel 2099 comics, and they used "shock" as an all purpose swear. I like that one.

  • It's growing on me, daikage. :)

    -Shayna

  • It should. Shock is a shocking great swear. It is almost as much fun as using "smurf" for a swear.

    "I shocking shocked the hell out of her last night"

    "No shocking way"

    "Shock yeah."

  • since when can't you say fuck on the internet?

  • well i know you can get reported on some websites for saying it but some are OK with the word. plus if you hadn't noticed how there not aloud to say it on TV so you cant say it on a you tube post either or it will get taken off or censored.

  • Great video! I might just go sign that petition now. :)

  • DFTBA!!!!

  • proyect for awesomEEE!!!! yay! look for my video in my channel too! lets help cancer as well!

  • environmental awareness ftw!

  • whamps!

  • say Fek, like in father ted, its feking hilarious, say it out loud it works for fek sake

    :)

    also u can use it in same ways as fuck for example:

    Feking idiot

    Fek off

  • For a replacement to the "F" bomb you could use the word "frell" as it was used in Farscape.

  • 1 word for you... swizzlesticks.

  • That is an awesome petition. I love flowers and plants so this means a lot too me. As for your script, in the novel I have been working on for oh about 7 years, I don't want them to be vulgar to the high extent. So I decided to create an entire language for them seeing as they exist on a far off planet. For the F word I wanted to stay with a 4 letter word so I made it erun. (the u is emphasized so it sounds like air-rune.) That is my suggestion.

  • Yay for nerd fighters and Vulcan hugs! <3 you, and I'll work on the fracking word for you also1

  • will def sign u, not sure what to do as celebrate, i shall contemplate and post later..

  • Thanks, spartan177a! I hope there are ballons.

  • so it was pretty cool how you went from all awesome glowy to awesome emo and then back to awesome glowy.

    i love how serenity used chinese(?) for those naughty words that seem to slip in every so often. but a favorite of bine is fubar, which unfortunately only works for military/space marine lingo. you could go the way of Hot Fuzz and the like and use semi famous old cartoon quotes. By the power of Grey Skull! although having characters say "snarf" might take away from the dialog...

  • My iSight camera is trying to die. It looks like my whole world is covered in vaseline.

  • XD! Sounds like the makings to a great video to me.

    hope your camera gets out of this emocide.

    by the way, i think its pretty cool how you just replied to a crap load of comments.

  • This reminds me of Superbad. "I came into the Police thinking the entire world was covered in semen. Sometimes I wish it were."

  • i first saw you on aots, and i'm glad i did, great charity and good luck!

  • It's kewl to have freinds involved in things like this. Down here in AZ(with the Entings), we have a lot of environmental warfare going on between special interests, tribes, and non-profit orgs. I don't know where they find the energy...or the time.

  • Also, Marvel took a stab at fraking the F word with "Shock" in it's "2099" titles.

    "What the shock is that?"

    "It's spider-man 2099!"

    ...and we wonder why that's not around anymore.

    -Woody

  • It got annoying whenever shocking Shocker showed up.

  • You should know better than to start with the Marvel sexy in public. You have no one but yourself to blame when I hit on you now.

    Woops. Dropped my spoon. Can you get that for me?

    -Shayna

  • What was the name of that dude in Serenity?.....Oh yeah, Mister Universe....That could be you man....yup Z that could be you....

  • Mal. Guy killed me Mal. Stabbed me with a sword. I do like sexy lady robots, shadowpaw1.

  • You look like you're being interviewed by Barbara Walters.

    I lawled at petition (gesundheit)

    Catfes. Think about it.

    -Woody

  • ...I don't know what that means...

    -Shayna

  • DFTBA! I'll comment on here as much as I can hun. Great Charity!!

  • Thanks saphyre! x

  • How about you say Fred instead... And can have this whole bit in your story about how nobody is name Fred anymore, because the name became a bad word.

  • THAT is HILARIOUS, ikfb661!

  • And it would totally work.

  • I like how you (Z) are using your influence....Haha, yeah the force, to gather support for this issue, of course I would sign! Alderon?......Just give me a fictional/dimensional/time portal to Tumladen when the light of the trees was in flower!!

  • My friend Chase is one of the scientists, and a cat-painting enthusiast. I was thrilled when he told me about this!

    I live in Montana with the ents. I really like trees and hope they outlive the inevitable robot burnings.

  • i wanna live with the ents. i live in tennessee and they are cutting all the purty trees down.

  • i love how you are consistantly awsome. ive ended up saying frak alot too. yeah, i like battlestar galactica. i know only 2 other people that like sci-fi (i feel so alone). i love you. in a totally non creepy way, i promis.

  • i love you too, ministermundain!

  • At first, this vid just confused me, then I realized it didn't matter, cause you're cute and funny.

    Shameless compliments aside, I say we celebrate with a synchronized Daft Punk/Justice rave. Off the hook. As for curse words, I always liked Kromm.

  • Kromm!! Do you want to live forever???

  • You must post this script somewhere once done, or at the very least an outline, I'd love to know what it's about.

    Stay nerdy, Zen.

  • I'll shoot it and let you all watch it, if you're good, DrFunekstein, my good man. ;)

  • very awesome. going to sign it now.

    Dftba!!!!

    -Mary Kate

  • Thanks Mary Kate!!

  • #818. My fuck suggestion would be: cluck. Also, I must say, I looooove the effects from 3:05 on.

  • Or "fump". That sounds pretty fumping dirty.

  • Oh fump! I clucked the end up!

    I like you.

  • those spring effects (boing) scared the crap outta me

  • Me too! I'm so sorry.